61 Funny Parenting Tweets By Ana Gasteyer

Ana, getting even with your kids is what grandchildren are all about. That way when you two parents come over and watch a rehash of what you went through, you can tease them with things like "Having problems son? snicker, snicker". :D

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Omg, my mom and i did the same thing exept she couldnt get into her entire computer

I'm taking nap!

Jesus, I didn't know the tooth fairy offered those services!

When your kid says something like that, you know you are just a bit hyper. ;D

My girlfriend changed it to "D**k Mcbutts"

Now, why didn't I think of that when I was a parent?

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Another solution is to have the 'tail-gate party' AFTER the concert/game, so you can watch everybody go through the frustration of being in slow lines.

Oh Dolly. She does reach your soul.

"Oh you wanna dance?" *pulls out water balloons* "let's dance"

Math skills, or the lack of them, do tend to run in the family, don't they? :D

I feel so guilty for wanting to play this

Yes! That's a great tip!

I don't blame you. It IS the best emoji

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after one household lice epidemic 7 years ago, I still have panic attacks and flash backs anytime I see one of my kids scratching their heads

What is the T at the end for? Or did she type it by accident?

This should be everyday...

Haha I do that too. The answer is usually yes they will be

You just broke the first rule of book club: don't talk about Book Club.

Turkey chili is all we make. It tastes the same with the seasonings.

When my granddaughter told me about this band I thought she said their name was Toenail Pirates. SO That is what we call them now.

Well that's ironic.

Lol

Sign up next year!

If I saw someone else eating an ice cream, it would make me feel even sadder. But, if I was eating the ice cream...

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Have patience. Once the kids get married and have a brood of their own, you can prove to one and all that "Revenge tastes best when served cold". :D

Same!!!

My brother called it the "peels."

LOL

This one isn't really funny :/