"Law enforcement" and "sense of humor" are five words that you don't often see together, but as you can see from this collection of Facebook posts recently shared by an Imgur user named  MrTatems, Australia's New South Wales police force is so funny that they should be locked up for making us laugh so hard. Their official Facebook page is full of witty, sarcastic, and downright hilarious posts that you certainly wouldn't expect to find on a police profile, from dogs getting arrested for being drunk, to calculating the amount of money Australians have lost due to scams in packs of chicken nuggets. See below for some of our favorites, and don't forget to vote for the best. You'll never think about the police in the same way again.

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Meowoui
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9 years ago

Sorry, you have to wait 48 hrs before we can do anything.

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    John L
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    9 years ago

    Oh, he already Knows he's a Good Boy. Just watch out for that killer tongue. :D

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    Meowoui
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    9 years ago

    cute pupper, here to melt your heart, you will turn yourself in.

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    varwenea
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    9 years ago

    Monday is in your face!

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    Lalita
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    9 years ago

    ghahahahah love this one.

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    Anastasia Cyr'Nyth
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    9 years ago

    ditto

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    Hans
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    9 years ago

    "So, can you bark?" - "Miao...er...Wiif Woof...er, yes, Sir."

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    Meowoui
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    9 years ago

    funny

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    Meowoui
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    9 years ago

    My kind of supplies.

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    John L
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    9 years ago

    Its "All In The Family" now. :D

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    varwenea
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    9 years ago

    I like good boys 😊

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    Kieron Behan
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    9 years ago

    Neigh chance!

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    Maya
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    9 years ago

    "Weed" love to hear from you :P

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    Meowoui
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    9 years ago

    where did they go....

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    Meowoui
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    9 years ago

    Puppers will be a good pawtector

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    Never miss a story that brings joy to the world. Add us on Google

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    Wezbie
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    9 years ago

    and stealing your girl XD

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    cinecalidad
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    9 years ago

    so nice to see this :)

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    Nuniek Widiayani
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    9 years ago

    The front legs of thepupperino are not touching the ground

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    Janice Foster
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    9 years ago

    Love those hashtags!

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    Sarah Laurent
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    9 years ago

    So this !

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    Meowoui
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    9 years ago

    Mooove it

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    John L
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    9 years ago

    Oh, I forgot, these guys drive on the wrong side of the road, don't they? ;D

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    John L
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    9 years ago

    Hey, where are the keys?

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    Lara B.
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    9 years ago

    Aaaaw chubby tummies 😍

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    Meowoui
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    9 years ago

    I'm heard of hearing, I swear you asked me the time, officer.

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    John L
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    9 years ago

    And when they do 'rawr', watch out for the killer tongue. :D

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    Meowoui
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    9 years ago

    Won't be the kind of force you want to be with you.

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    Meowoui
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    9 years ago

    I think you need bigger cups of coffee, than those two little ones. Won't get you through two hours of work, you will need to go back for more, to finish out shift.

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    Janice Foster
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    9 years ago

    Lol!

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    Meowoui
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    9 years ago

    I'm here to please.

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    John L
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    9 years ago

    It'd be so much easier and safer if they would just have them cut in half at the store, and purchased a pair of 'pipe joiners' for gluing them together again. Obviously common sense ain't so common even Down Under. :D

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    Rosa Kim
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    9 years ago

    this is actually too real XD

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    Celeste Dugger
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    9 years ago

    I love the hashtags

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    Meowoui
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    9 years ago

    I think that is world wide.

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    Oliver Nahlik
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    9 years ago

    call me convinced. #thinkofthenugs

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    Hans
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    9 years ago

    It would be embarassing if these equations would have actually made sense for a relateable situation...

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    John L
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    9 years ago

    So now they're even 'Food Police' as well, eh? :D

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    Lara B.
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    9 years ago

    How can someone respond to that with an angry face on facebook?!

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    Long Joan Silver
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    9 years ago

    LOL! This had me, last night! I was thinking "why isn't the damn picture loading?"

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    Meowoui
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    9 years ago

    Just throw that at the offender.

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    PyroarRanger
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    8 years ago

    XD

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    Kieron Behan
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    9 years ago

    Haha that bowwow challenge sure did get around >.<

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    Galaxy Nerd
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    9 years ago

    Aww i met ed. He's such a sweetheart

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    John L
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    9 years ago

    A fully trained "Boonie Baby" no less. :D

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    John L
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    9 years ago

    Wow, everybody needs those! Sorta like a "Get out of Jail" card. ;D

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    Meowoui
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    9 years ago

    a lot of those over here in the U.S. A. as well

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    Shauday Smith
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    9 years ago

    who ever does their social media... their pun game is on point.

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    Meowoui
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    9 years ago

    break time

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    Meowoui
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    9 years ago

    How long before they be back driving without their Provisional Driver Licence.

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    Meowoui
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    9 years ago

    Cute bad boys

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    Long Joan Silver
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    9 years ago

    Wow! How in the heck were they able to drive with tyres like that?

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    Magpie
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    9 years ago

    Ohh yeah, applies to nurses too.

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    Meowoui
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    9 years ago

    Keeping, dry and warm

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    Meowoui
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    9 years ago

    Let's go ask your Mother-in-law.

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    Long Joan Silver
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    9 years ago

    HAHAHAHAHA this is true!

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    Suzanne Haigh
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    5 years ago

    I like this

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    Tasha Harris
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    9 years ago

    Not whilst driving !!

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    Meowoui
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    9 years ago

    Oh well

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    Susan Forbes
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    9 years ago

    Hope he was ok!

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    Meowoui
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    9 years ago

    That relationship will get you killed, I would break up with it if I were you.

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    Suzanne Haigh
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    5 years ago

    Don't you have driving tests in NZ or fines?

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    Esmeralda Esmeralda
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    9 years ago

    Bon Jovi!

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    Meowoui
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    9 years ago

    so dude is six foot and three foot as well, Hmmmm

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    Kelli Riches
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    9 years ago

    100%

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    Meowoui
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    9 years ago

    Chomp time

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    Meowoui
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    9 years ago

    Hitting everything as I drive by

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    Meowoui
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    9 years ago

    I swear officer I just picked it up, right this minute.

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    Meowoui
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    Didn't stop

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    Meowoui
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    9 years ago

    You mean locking our legs together won't help keep us safe????

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    Meowoui
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    9 years ago

    Tricky

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    Meowoui
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    9 years ago

    Nope, what da answer

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    Meowoui
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    9 years ago

    Hello bicycle here I come

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    Meowoui
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    9 years ago

    Can you say dumb guy/gal

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    Ben OBlack
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    9 years ago

    That's the same tire as the other picture.

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    Meowoui
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    9 years ago

    I swear it won't hurt.

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    Esmeralda Esmeralda
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    9 years ago

    The administrator is great at songs

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    Meowoui
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    9 years ago

    Again, hello bicycle

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    Meowoui
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    9 years ago

    must be.

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    Meowoui
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    it was a fast flash, you just missed it.

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    Meowoui
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    9 years ago

    How many will really tap????