Everybody admires his philosophy of life, here is 20 quotes that helps you to find your life of purpose;

1. “ I’m not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I’m going to Hell?”

2. “Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They’re about to announce the lottery numbers.”

3. “Books are useless! I only ever read one book, “To Kill A Mockingbird,” and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds! Sure it taught me not to judge a man by the color of his skin… but what good does that do me?”

4. “You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons.”

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5. “Lisa, Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos.”

6. “I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming. “

7. “Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.”

8. “To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems.”

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9. “Step aside everyone! Sensitive love letters are my specialty. ‘Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: you.’

10. “Television! Teacher! Mother! Secret Lover.”

11. “It’s not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day.”

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12. “Marge, don’t discourage the boy! Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It’s what separates us from the animals! Except the weasel.”

13. “Just because I don’t care doesn’t mean I don’t understand.”

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14. “ Well, it’s 1 a.m. Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids.”

15. “Marriage is like a coffin and each kid is another nail.”

16. “Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn’t, it’s that girls should stick to girls sports, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing and such and such.”

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17. “Being popular is the most important thing in the world!”

18. “When will I learn? The answer to life’s problems aren’t at the bottom of a bottle, they’re on TV!”

19. “I’m normally not a praying man, but if you’re up there, please save me Superman.”

20. “ If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can’t speak English.”

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