They say that laughter is the best medicine, and we already know that coloring can be calming, so just imagine the level of relaxation that you’ll achieve from Aristocrass; my new adult coloring book that combines comedy with coloring.

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So many swear-word-themed adult coloring books rehash the same-old, same-old when it comes to swears but let’s face it, there are only so many times that you can color the same curse words and still be entertained.

That’s why I wanted to create a vulgar adult coloring book with a twist. In Aristocrass I wanted to take a comical approach to cursing. To do this, I combined aristocratic titles with very real place names, that range from rude and crude to just plain lewd, to create a collection of 30 hilariously named imaginary nobility.

The end results are pages that feature the likes of The Earl of Wetwang, Lady Fanny Barks, Baron Cumming von Blue Ball, and many other fictional nobles whose names are sure to make you chuckle as you color in these designs that comically combine aristocratic elegance with just the right amount of vulgarity.

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Aristocrass combines noble titles with places names that are both very funny and very real to create hilariously named fictional aristocrats

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