Does your partner mistake the shells of pistachio nuts for seashells? Perhaps they lock the keys of their padlock TO their padlock so they don't lose them? Or maybe they make you cheese sandwiches for lunch without taking the plastic off first?


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If you answered yes to any of these things then I'm sorry to break it to you but your partner is probably an idiot. Don't despair however, because as you can see from this funny list compiled by Bored Panda, you're certainly not alone. From boyfriends who think World War One started because of 9/11, to girlfriends who think dog treats are actually delicious Christmas cookies, this collection of epic partner fails will make you realize that there's always somebody dumber than you. Don't forget to vote for the funniest!

#1 Present From A Cat

Present From A Cat

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John L 1 month ago

Well, at least you know where she picked up her lack of imagination, right?

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#2 Very Wholesome Intentions

Very Wholesome Intentions

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Amanda Panda 1 month ago

LOL just give him an A for effort, he tried!

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#3 So My Girlfriend Didn't Want To Lose The Keys To Her Lock

So My Girlfriend Didn't Want To Lose The Keys To Her Lock

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Amanda Panda 1 month ago

Wow ... just .... wow

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#4 Moon And Sun

Moon And Sun

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Jespren Ray 1 month ago

2nd grade??? Isn't this more of a 3 year old thing?

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#5 I Told My Boyfriend I Wasn't Feeling Well And Asked Him To Buy A Thermometer On His Way Home From Work

I Told My Boyfriend I Wasn't Feeling Well And Asked Him To Buy A Thermometer On His Way Home From Work

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Sreejith 1 month ago

"hi dear, meet the thermometer"

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#6 My Girlfriend Just Asked What The "No" On This Switch Meant

My Girlfriend Just Asked What The "No" On This Switch Meant

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#7 I Asked My Wife To Bring My Basement Shoes To Me. She Said "The Opaads?"

I Asked My Wife To Bring My Basement Shoes To Me. She Said "The Opaads?"

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summare 1 month ago

Seems legit to me

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#8 This Is How My Wife Decided To Unpack Her New Cable

This Is How My Wife Decided To Unpack Her New Cable

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Hans 1 month ago

Admittedly, it is hard to believe that these bloody, frustrating plastic packages are not replaced by paper-ones for good!

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#9 So Real

So Real

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Benny Lava 1 month ago

Keep it real guys.

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#10 North

North

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John L 1 month ago

Definitely not the outdoor type, eh?

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