Now You Can Drink Your Morning Coffee From A Zombie Head
Zombies want to eat your brains, but the only way to kill a zombie is by removing its brains; meanwhile, you just want to have a cup of coffee in the morning. Now, thanks to Kevin “Turkey” Merck, you can avoid zombie attacks and have your morning brew, all for the low price of 220 USD. Merck’s terrifying mugs are hand-made from clay and epoxy resin, so you can be sure your zombie skull has no unpleasant flavor.
“My best friend’s dad, Wayne Hewell, is a 5th generation Master Potter and I began studying under him starting in 2001,” Merck recounted to the Examiner. “When I say studying, I mean that I went and hung out in his old shop and he taught me how to turn and work with clay, nothing formal. The area where I grew up is covered up in very skilled craftsmen that work with clay and I was fortunate enough to learn from multiple potters, each one offering help in specific areas such as glazing and firing. As far as doing it for a living, I am a high school teacher and, right now, I only work on my sculptures in the evenings and Saturdays.”
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Share on FacebookI really would like to purchase one for my daughter ....... are you selling them ??
I went to the site to find out the ordering information, availablity and pricing. These mugs are currently sold out (2016/02/08) and retail for $220 US. At $880 + tax for a set of 4 mugs,plus the exchange rate (I live in Canada) I couldnt justify paying that much on a whim. I'm curious as to how many mugs are sold at this price. http://turkeymerck.com/shop.html
220....LoL! Let me guess a zombie ate your brain & hence the BS price.
I really would like to purchase one for my daughter ....... are you selling them ??
I went to the site to find out the ordering information, availablity and pricing. These mugs are currently sold out (2016/02/08) and retail for $220 US. At $880 + tax for a set of 4 mugs,plus the exchange rate (I live in Canada) I couldnt justify paying that much on a whim. I'm curious as to how many mugs are sold at this price. http://turkeymerck.com/shop.html
220....LoL! Let me guess a zombie ate your brain & hence the BS price.
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