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Zillow, Zillow on the wall, who’s the weirdest of ‘em all? Welcome to the bizarre corner of a holy database that brings more than 110M US homes for sale, for rent, and for your eyerolls. ‘Cause some of them take craziness to a whole new level with things like a mushroom house unit that makes you wonder what on earth the architect was smoking, or a house that has so many windows, it’s basically one giant window, no questions asked.

And there’s an Instagram account loved by 1 million followers that collects the best of the bottom worst houses, objects, and architectural wonders found on Zillow. Welcome to “Zillow Gone Wild,” the internet’s home of no taste and abundance of money.

So let’s see how the rich got their houses sorted in what’s probably one of the most miscellaneous collections out there. Psst! More Zillow Gone Wild content can be found in our previous post right here.

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#1

Welcome Home. $8,500,000. 6 Bd, 11 Ba. 10,500 Sf. 5.11 Acres

Welcome Home. $8,500,000. 6 Bd, 11 Ba. 10,500 Sf. 5.11 Acres

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To Continue Today’s Interesting Theme Here’s The “Pie House”. Was Listed At $269,900. 2 Bd, 2.5 Bath. 1,122 Sf

To Continue Today’s Interesting Theme Here’s The “Pie House”. Was Listed At $269,900. 2 Bd, 2.5 Bath. 1,122 Sf

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Raine Soo
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is that trick photography or does that house actually look somewhat spacious inside?

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Previously, we talked to the creator behind the internet-famous “Zillow Gone Wild” Instagram page, who preferred to stay anonymous. The idea for the account came after they spotted too many crazy houses being featured on Zillow. The Instagrammer said it was things “like homes with bowling alleys, indoor pools, jail cells, and one particular home had a mining shaft,” that caught their eye and took the listing craziness to new heights.

#4

Love The Outside Vibe Tbh. #zgwmansionmondays. $2,395,000. 5 Bd, 6 Ba. 6,404 Sf

Love The Outside Vibe Tbh. #zgwmansionmondays. $2,395,000. 5 Bd, 6 Ba. 6,404 Sf

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#5

You’ll Never Leave Home Now. $1,150,000. 2 Bd, 1 Ba. 1,209 Sf

You’ll Never Leave Home Now. $1,150,000. 2 Bd, 1 Ba. 1,209 Sf

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#6

Ummmmm. $225,000

Ummmmm. $225,000

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According to the author of “Zillow Gone Wild,” these out-of-the-box house designs are the product of people with a “combination of taste and money.” The Instagrammer also confessed to being honestly surprised at “how many people have built actual castles and how many insanely large mansions there are in places like Utah and Ohio.”

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#7

$11,500,000. 10 Bd, 19 Ba. 30,843 Sf

$11,500,000. 10 Bd, 19 Ba. 30,843 Sf

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Chris Miller
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Did that say '19 baths' ?! Also, when you go to bed at night 'Honey, can you pull up the drawbridge? I'm heading to bed."

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SPQRBob
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is there a cupola or balcony overlooking that living room where the minstrel troupe plays from?

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Dolly_of TheCowboy
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

To me I would want to see if a boutique hotel would be feasible. It would not be hard to use all that space like that

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Easily Excitable Panda
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Such a pity - all that hard work in the masonry, and they destroy the defensive properties with all those windows.

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Mimi M
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't get the 'two bathrooms for every bedroom' vibe..

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Jackie Nettleton
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would love to live in this house, especially if you could put in a working drawbridge

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you think like a real estate agent where if you can stick a desk "potential office space", take a door off a wardrobe "potential for study", space under a stair case where they put a door "walk in linen closet" it is not hard for them to describe anything with a sink as a "bathroom". I was thinking ensuite for each bedroom so there's 10 off the bat. One in or next to a laundry, near the front door "powder room", one or a separate toilet and then showering area near the gym would get called 2 bathrooms in RE world so not hard to get to 19. Whether they are actually what people would call a full bathroom is another matter entirely

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ME!
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

BUILT IN MOVIE THEATER!!!! YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!

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Gracie Jay
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Those stairs definitely lead to dumbledores office!🪄🧙‍♂️ He’s pacing right now!

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Sonja
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is there anyone who has spare 11 500 000 ? I would know what to do with them :)

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Data1001
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

For 11 mil, I don't want *any* neighbors in sight in any direction. The square footage is great, but give me land, lots of land. (Uh-oh, now I've got the song "Don't Fence Me In" running thru my head.)

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Someone spent too much time designing "dream houses" in The Sims.

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Martin Kaine
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

These folks are serious about defense in the zombie apocalypse. But that elevated breezeway on the right side is interesting.

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#8

Welcome To Your New Maximum Chill Oasis. $2,500,000. 5 Bd, 5 Ba. 8,078 Sf

Welcome To Your New Maximum Chill Oasis. $2,500,000. 5 Bd, 5 Ba. 8,078 Sf

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#9

What Are We Even Doing Anymore. $1,995,995. 5 Bd, 4 Ba. 3,294 Sf

What Are We Even Doing Anymore. $1,995,995. 5 Bd, 4 Ba. 3,294 Sf

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When we last covered “Zillow Gone Wild” in our previous post three months ago, it had 525k followers. Since then, its audience of followers has boomed and it now has reached a solid 1M. With 389 posts to date, the account offers a much-needed cringe that reminds us that money will indeed get you everything, except taste.

#10

Not A Normal #zgwmansionmondays Home By Price But Def By Size. $1,599,000. 6 Bd, 5 Ba. 5,900 Sf

Not A Normal #zgwmansionmondays Home By Price But Def By Size. $1,599,000. 6 Bd, 5 Ba. 5,900 Sf

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Today’s #zgwmansionmondays Starts In Chicago With This. $17,000,000. 6 Bd, 7 Ba. 8,000 Sf

Today’s #zgwmansionmondays Starts In Chicago With This. $17,000,000. 6 Bd, 7 Ba. 8,000 Sf

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#16

This Looks A Lot Different Than They Do On TV. $130,000. 1 Bd, 1 Ba. 576 Sf

This Looks A Lot Different Than They Do On TV. $130,000. 1 Bd, 1 Ba. 576 Sf

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#17

Let’s Kick Off #zgwmansionmondays With This. 8 Bd, 8 Ba. 19,222 Sf. 13,74 Acres. Listed For $12.8 Million In 2014.

Let’s Kick Off #zgwmansionmondays With This. 8 Bd, 8 Ba. 19,222 Sf. 13,74 Acres. Listed For $12.8 Million In 2014.

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The Outlet In The Bedroom Is #zgwmansionmondays. $5,950,000. 6 Bd, 5 Ba. 8,462 Sf. 85 Acres

The Outlet In The Bedroom Is #zgwmansionmondays. $5,950,000. 6 Bd, 5 Ba. 8,462 Sf. 85 Acres

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Raine Soo
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I kind of like this one. It has a sort of "2001: A Space Odyssey" vibe about it.

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#20

I Honestly Have No Idea What Is Happening Here. (No Front Pic Of The Home Either) $11,000,000. 5 Bd, 6 Ba. 7,000 Sf

I Honestly Have No Idea What Is Happening Here. (No Front Pic Of The Home Either) $11,000,000. 5 Bd, 6 Ba. 7,000 Sf

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Olivier Caissy
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Tony Stark’s second Miami home after the first one got destroyed, no wonder he’d like to keep it anonymous.

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#21

I Don’t Know What’s Happening Here West Linn, Or $5,750,000 10 Bd, 12 Ba 13,023 Sf

I Don’t Know What’s Happening Here West Linn, Or $5,750,000 10 Bd, 12 Ba 13,023 Sf

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#22

It’s A Lifestyle. $535,000. 3 Bd, 2 Ba. 2,172 Sf

It’s A Lifestyle. $535,000. 3 Bd, 2 Ba. 2,172 Sf

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Raine Soo
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Everything about this place screams 'the 70's', which isn't all that bad if you want it for nostalgia's sake.

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#23

I’m Dizzy. $6,450,000. 4 Bd, 5 Ba. 7,390 Sf

I’m Dizzy. $6,450,000. 4 Bd, 5 Ba. 7,390 Sf

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#24

What Isn’t A Hotel But Feels Like A Hotel? #zgwmansionmondays $5,900,000. 8 Bd, 11 Ba. 19,641 Sf. 8 Bd, 11 Ba

What Isn’t A Hotel But Feels Like A Hotel? #zgwmansionmondays $5,900,000. 8 Bd, 11 Ba. 19,641 Sf. 8 Bd, 11 Ba

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Raine Soo
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The most interesting thing here is the colourful hand-blown glass installation. That, and the armchair in the closet.

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#25

I Know It’s #zgwmansionmonday But This Couldn’t Wait. $225,000. 1 Bd, 1 Ba. 1,540 Sf

I Know It’s #zgwmansionmonday But This Couldn’t Wait. $225,000. 1 Bd, 1 Ba. 1,540 Sf

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#26

How Do You Walk Around In The Middle Of The Night I’d Be Scared. $1,395,000. 4 Bd, 6 Ba. 8,614 Sf

How Do You Walk Around In The Middle Of The Night I’d Be Scared. $1,395,000. 4 Bd, 6 Ba. 8,614 Sf

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#27

This Is It. $1,100,000. 4 Bd, 5 Ba. 3,046 Sf

This Is It. $1,100,000. 4 Bd, 5 Ba. 3,046 Sf

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#28

Every Home Needs One. $574,999. 4 Bd, 2 Ba

Every Home Needs One. $574,999. 4 Bd, 2 Ba

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

First thought: gives me hunted vibes. Then scrolled down more... yup, that's about right.

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#29

At A Certain Point I Feel Like They May Be Doing This Just For Us But I Can’t Resist Lol. $392,000. 2 Bd, 2 Ba. 1,200 Sf

At A Certain Point I Feel Like They May Be Doing This Just For Us But I Can’t Resist Lol. $392,000. 2 Bd, 2 Ba. 1,200 Sf

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#30

Who Needs A Mancave When You Can Have A Manhome? Recently Sold For 95,000. 2 Bd, 2 Ba. 815 Sf

Who Needs A Mancave When You Can Have A Manhome? Recently Sold For 95,000. 2 Bd, 2 Ba. 815 Sf

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