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Zillow, Zillow on the wall, who’s the weirdest of ‘em all? Welcome to the bizarre corner of a holy database that brings more than 110M US homes for sale, for rent, and for your eyerolls. ‘Cause some of them take craziness to a whole new level with things like a mushroom house unit that makes you wonder what on earth the architect was smoking, or a house that has so many windows, it’s basically one giant window, no questions asked.

And there’s an Instagram account loved by 1 million followers that collects the best of the bottom worst houses, objects, and architectural wonders found on Zillow. Welcome to “Zillow Gone Wild,” the internet’s home of no taste and abundance of money.

So let’s see how the rich got their houses sorted in what’s probably one of the most miscellaneous collections out there. Psst! More Zillow Gone Wild content can be found in our previous post right here.

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Welcome Home. $8,500,000. 6 Bd, 11 Ba. 10,500 Sf. 5.11 Acres

Welcome Home. $8,500,000. 6 Bd, 11 Ba. 10,500 Sf. 5.11 Acres

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Zadie the Swiftie
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As a violinist I absolutely LOVE this house. Can somebody lend me 8.5 million?

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Albert
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Seeing such large real estates, always reminds me of an old Dutch TV commercial: A guy is running through a huge house, through several rooms. After some time he stops running, and seems devastated. After he turns around, you see a large wet spot forming in his pants, and a text blends in: “Lotto – The greatest risk to become a millionaire” - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWmcl50hsTU

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tiari
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Gosh, this is ugly. Money can’t buy taste obviously.

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Ellie J
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The only way I'm ever gonna get close to anything like this is by building it on the Sims

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*me*
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Somebody give me twenty million dollars I need this house

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Raine Soo
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This reminds me of one of those houses on 'Dynasty'. I love the musical instrument motif in the back yard. I'm having trouble seeing the details. Is that the pool?

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Okiedokie
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I’m just wondering wondering how the brown is working in that swimming pool lol Is it painted that color or did someone have a catastrophic accident?

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Luna Lovegood!
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's... that's a violin. the size of a house. in their backyard. wow.

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grotesqueer
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's hard for me to imagine how big a family/community wouldneed to be to find need (or even time) for all of that? It's even harder bc I know that's not marketed for extra large families, even less so for communities. (Sincerely, someone with 2 rooms, one of which is too empty bc I struggle to find enough of stuff that I'd need :D)

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MauKini
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But... where is the pool? Is the guitarre the pool? 10/10 wouldnt recomend, the pool is weird. But thats the onle reason keeping me from buying this property.

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Nikki Sevven
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sorry, but I find the inside depressing. Where's the color? Everything is pale beige, pale grey, or white. Ugh.

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GFSTaylor
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Fabulous space, but dear god, all that grey and white is so bland.

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Mewton’s Third Paw
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What’s supposed to be bizarre or extra about this?? EDIT: Oh the pool. Cool!

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John Dilligaf
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

whenever I see a house like this my first thought is "who cleans all of this"?

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Ana
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So I’m scrolling down lookin gat the photos like, this is not to bad if your a billionaire. And then i saw the pool and i went: “oh.”

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Chucky Cheezburger
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I could see myself getting lost in a house this large. Days, maybe a week of wandering around clueless of how to get out. I call my wife, who's waiting for me... Me: Hon, I'm lost and dunno where I'm at.How do I get out? Wife: If you dunno where you are, how am I supposed to know? Me: Please, help me.I'm in a big room... Wife: That doesn't help much... Me: Everything's painted white...please... Wife: ...Again, that doesn't he... Me : I gotta pee and can't find the bathroom! Wife: Yeah? Well when you do find it, be sure to put the seat back down... Me: GAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!! 😭😭😭

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Wilf
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hideous. It looks like the inside of a cruise ship.

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Aurelia!
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It makes me so angry to see people spending money on so many luxuries and extravagant pools and houses while elsewhere people are starving, dying, or working 16 hours a day to support their family while still getting paid minimum wage.

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#3

To Continue Today’s Interesting Theme Here’s The “Pie House”. Was Listed At $269,900. 2 Bd, 2.5 Bath. 1,122 Sf

To Continue Today’s Interesting Theme Here’s The “Pie House”. Was Listed At $269,900. 2 Bd, 2.5 Bath. 1,122 Sf

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Raine Soo
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is that trick photography or does that house actually look somewhat spacious inside?

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Previously, we talked to the creator behind the internet-famous “Zillow Gone Wild” Instagram page, who preferred to stay anonymous. The idea for the account came after they spotted too many crazy houses being featured on Zillow. The Instagrammer said it was things “like homes with bowling alleys, indoor pools, jail cells, and one particular home had a mining shaft,” that caught their eye and took the listing craziness to new heights.

#4

Love The Outside Vibe Tbh. #zgwmansionmondays. $2,395,000. 5 Bd, 6 Ba. 6,404 Sf

Love The Outside Vibe Tbh. #zgwmansionmondays. $2,395,000. 5 Bd, 6 Ba. 6,404 Sf

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#5

You’ll Never Leave Home Now. $1,150,000. 2 Bd, 1 Ba. 1,209 Sf

You’ll Never Leave Home Now. $1,150,000. 2 Bd, 1 Ba. 1,209 Sf

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#6

Ummmmm. $225,000

Ummmmm. $225,000

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According to the author of “Zillow Gone Wild,” these out-of-the-box house designs are the product of people with a “combination of taste and money.” The Instagrammer also confessed to being honestly surprised at “how many people have built actual castles and how many insanely large mansions there are in places like Utah and Ohio.”

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#7

$11,500,000. 10 Bd, 19 Ba. 30,843 Sf

$11,500,000. 10 Bd, 19 Ba. 30,843 Sf

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Did that say '19 baths' ?! Also, when you go to bed at night 'Honey, can you pull up the drawbridge? I'm heading to bed."

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#8

Welcome To Your New Maximum Chill Oasis. $2,500,000. 5 Bd, 5 Ba. 8,078 Sf

Welcome To Your New Maximum Chill Oasis. $2,500,000. 5 Bd, 5 Ba. 8,078 Sf

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#9

What Are We Even Doing Anymore. $1,995,995. 5 Bd, 4 Ba. 3,294 Sf

What Are We Even Doing Anymore. $1,995,995. 5 Bd, 4 Ba. 3,294 Sf

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When we last covered “Zillow Gone Wild” in our previous post three months ago, it had 525k followers. Since then, its audience of followers has boomed and it now has reached a solid 1M. With 389 posts to date, the account offers a much-needed cringe that reminds us that money will indeed get you everything, except taste.

#10

Not A Normal #zgwmansionmondays Home By Price But Def By Size. $1,599,000. 6 Bd, 5 Ba. 5,900 Sf

Not A Normal #zgwmansionmondays Home By Price But Def By Size. $1,599,000. 6 Bd, 5 Ba. 5,900 Sf

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#11

Today’s #zgwmansionmondays Starts In Chicago With This. $17,000,000. 6 Bd, 7 Ba. 8,000 Sf

Today’s #zgwmansionmondays Starts In Chicago With This. $17,000,000. 6 Bd, 7 Ba. 8,000 Sf

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#16

This Looks A Lot Different Than They Do On TV. $130,000. 1 Bd, 1 Ba. 576 Sf

This Looks A Lot Different Than They Do On TV. $130,000. 1 Bd, 1 Ba. 576 Sf

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#17

Let’s Kick Off #zgwmansionmondays With This. 8 Bd, 8 Ba. 19,222 Sf. 13,74 Acres. Listed For $12.8 Million In 2014.

Let’s Kick Off #zgwmansionmondays With This. 8 Bd, 8 Ba. 19,222 Sf. 13,74 Acres. Listed For $12.8 Million In 2014.

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#19

The Outlet In The Bedroom Is #zgwmansionmondays. $5,950,000. 6 Bd, 5 Ba. 8,462 Sf. 85 Acres

The Outlet In The Bedroom Is #zgwmansionmondays. $5,950,000. 6 Bd, 5 Ba. 8,462 Sf. 85 Acres

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Raine Soo
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I kind of like this one. It has a sort of "2001: A Space Odyssey" vibe about it.

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#20

I Honestly Have No Idea What Is Happening Here. (No Front Pic Of The Home Either) $11,000,000. 5 Bd, 6 Ba. 7,000 Sf

I Honestly Have No Idea What Is Happening Here. (No Front Pic Of The Home Either) $11,000,000. 5 Bd, 6 Ba. 7,000 Sf

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Olivier Caissy
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Tony Stark’s second Miami home after the first one got destroyed, no wonder he’d like to keep it anonymous.

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#21

I Don’t Know What’s Happening Here West Linn, Or $5,750,000 10 Bd, 12 Ba 13,023 Sf

I Don’t Know What’s Happening Here West Linn, Or $5,750,000 10 Bd, 12 Ba 13,023 Sf

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#22

It’s A Lifestyle. $535,000. 3 Bd, 2 Ba. 2,172 Sf

It’s A Lifestyle. $535,000. 3 Bd, 2 Ba. 2,172 Sf

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Raine Soo
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Everything about this place screams 'the 70's', which isn't all that bad if you want it for nostalgia's sake.

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#23

I’m Dizzy. $6,450,000. 4 Bd, 5 Ba. 7,390 Sf

I’m Dizzy. $6,450,000. 4 Bd, 5 Ba. 7,390 Sf

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#24

What Isn’t A Hotel But Feels Like A Hotel? #zgwmansionmondays $5,900,000. 8 Bd, 11 Ba. 19,641 Sf. 8 Bd, 11 Ba

What Isn’t A Hotel But Feels Like A Hotel? #zgwmansionmondays $5,900,000. 8 Bd, 11 Ba. 19,641 Sf. 8 Bd, 11 Ba

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Raine Soo
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The most interesting thing here is the colourful hand-blown glass installation. That, and the armchair in the closet.

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#25

I Know It’s #zgwmansionmonday But This Couldn’t Wait. $225,000. 1 Bd, 1 Ba. 1,540 Sf

I Know It’s #zgwmansionmonday But This Couldn’t Wait. $225,000. 1 Bd, 1 Ba. 1,540 Sf

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#26

How Do You Walk Around In The Middle Of The Night I’d Be Scared. $1,395,000. 4 Bd, 6 Ba. 8,614 Sf

How Do You Walk Around In The Middle Of The Night I’d Be Scared. $1,395,000. 4 Bd, 6 Ba. 8,614 Sf

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#27

This Is It. $1,100,000. 4 Bd, 5 Ba. 3,046 Sf

This Is It. $1,100,000. 4 Bd, 5 Ba. 3,046 Sf

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#28

Every Home Needs One. $574,999. 4 Bd, 2 Ba

Every Home Needs One. $574,999. 4 Bd, 2 Ba

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

First thought: gives me hunted vibes. Then scrolled down more... yup, that's about right.

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#29

At A Certain Point I Feel Like They May Be Doing This Just For Us But I Can’t Resist Lol. $392,000. 2 Bd, 2 Ba. 1,200 Sf

At A Certain Point I Feel Like They May Be Doing This Just For Us But I Can’t Resist Lol. $392,000. 2 Bd, 2 Ba. 1,200 Sf

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#30

Who Needs A Mancave When You Can Have A Manhome? Recently Sold For 95,000. 2 Bd, 2 Ba. 815 Sf

Who Needs A Mancave When You Can Have A Manhome? Recently Sold For 95,000. 2 Bd, 2 Ba. 815 Sf

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