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Guy Asks His ‘Crush’ For Sexy Shower Pics, Gets More Than He Bargained For
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Guy Asks His ‘Crush’ For Sexy Shower Pics, Gets More Than He Bargained For

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If you ever had the misfortune of texting the wrong number, you know how embarrassing it can be. Although most people have the courtesy of letting the careless senders see that they’ve made a mistake, some are not so nice.

This is precisely what happened to a guy named Jon, who thought he was texting a young lady named Lynn. However, Jon had no idea he had hopped the ‘troll train.’ As it turns out, the recipient of Jon’s funny text messages was Michael Butane, who decided to go ahead in trolling the unsuspecting sender by pretending to be Lynn. The impersonator revealed who he truly is only after Jon has already asked for indecent exposure pictures from ‘Lynn’ and was at the agreed location, thinking he’s about to meet her. Long story short, Jon wasn’t happy about the whole ordeal. Scroll down below to see the hilarious text fail including the entire conversation and funny pictures from Michael, who has even shaved one leg for the sake of the perfect con act.

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If you ever had the misfortune of texting the wrong number, hopefully, it didn’t escalate into a conversation like this one

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kristynschulz avatar
Kristyn Schulz
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

CHOO CHOO MFER!!!! The other post with the bird and the train!

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Naomi Armitage
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5 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I came down here to say the same thing! Maybe that's where the bird got it from?

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parmeisan avatar
Parmeisan
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't find this funny, actually. I love to hear about rude people or scammers getting trolled, but this was just some guy who thought that he was going to have a legitimate chance with someone he clearly liked. He asked for pics, but only after receiving clear signs of reciprocal interest, and he didn't push when she said no. How long did he leave him thinking that? This was cruel and not even very funny.

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Issey
Community Member
5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Actually he was toeing the line of being rude. "You still got a bf?" Answer is no, not any more, immediate response is "Score, lets f**k " because the whole "I'll come to your place with booze" spiel was surely not about getting to know "her" better. And then the shower and he immediately wants a picture. The fact that he doesn't notice it's not her by the way "she" writes is kind of telling that he does not know her. Way to go.

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rola
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The guy didn't start off by sensing unsolicited d**k picks or being super creepy. He asked if that was the person he wantes to talk to, so a non-jerk response should have just been to say you weren't them. Honestly I can't imagine why this guy felt the need to "troll" this person just because he texted the wrong number asking for someone else.

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anarkzie
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Unpopular opinion but I agree with John, this is weird.

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Tanya Kysel'ova
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

are u a girl? asking practically a stranger of shower pics - that is WEIRD! I hate that! at least, some John dude got a decent reply for them all

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Christina Sersif
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think he took the joke too far. He should have just been polite and said wrong number.

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Melody Lanzatella
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is stupid. I cant believe I wasted ANY of my life reading it, and I now feel dumber for having done so.

charlottebayer avatar
Issey
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Unpopular opinion: I think the dude who texted "her" was a creepy moron who deserved to get trolled. The entire thing reads like he was bored at home and found this random girls number in his phone and called her in the hopes to get some. He checked the "You have a BF?" box with no and then went right for the shower pics and a subtle "Imma come to your home with booze".

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Shinomi Chan
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This guy is a genius! That guy deserved to be trolled. First asking about "Lynn's" bf situation, and when it's a no his first idea is to f**k her. What an absolute a-hole.

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Lulik
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh, he had a really good-shaved leg... I appreciated it!

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Carmen Elena
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

HAHAHA Loved this guy! And he´s right: creepy for shaving his leg? creepy person who asks for pics in the shower.

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Lilly
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

personally, i thought it was funny af--and i admire the commitment this guy went through for a laugh! c'mon, people, where's your sense of humor? Shaved leg guy was obviously bored--at least he wasn't the one asking for shower pics...

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Tammy Butler
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

EPIC!!!! I know this was over the top and mean, but it still made me chuckle! There were so many red flags from the get-go screaming that this was not Lynn. The picture of the giant foot/roughly shaved leg in the ugly tub should have been his final clue that he most definitely wasn't talking to "Lynn"!!!

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seanemone
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

wouldn't it have been just as easy for the troll who wanted a shower pic to have a sense of humor? to take a step back and say,"wait a minute, I kind of deserved that."

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Rebecah Ozuna
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The curious thing is that the only ones complaining about our support for this guy's clever trolling are the men. I thought that women were the weaker gender. Unless these guys have been trolled too. I think that people just loove to feel offended for pleasure.

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Ola Polowczyk
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sorry, but after the photo of a foot he should have realized it's a guy!

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seanemone
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

lol so true! an 'interested' girl would have used some filters and better lighting and those toes would have been painted and pointed 😂

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Ren Renilicious
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Awesome play - I like this bloke very much! I applaud him and his shaved leg. Jonno could have laughed that he'd been played (and seriously, the man-foot in the bath was a dead giveaway) and left it at that. Instead, he got all shirty about it. And let's NOT gloss over the fact that Lynn have him the wrong number - likely on purpose, given that he was turned creepy-perve the moment "she" mentioned she was having a shower. Chances are she probably told him that she had a boyfriend just so he would bugger off, given that the moment he was told that the boyfriend was no longer in the picture he was asking for sex. "You should come over" does not equal, "We should go out on a date then."

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Heidi Matsumoto
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is just a normal guy who's trying to get a date with somebody he admires but then there's this jerk who enjoyed killing his time and his hope. Then him saying "you asked for shower pics blah blah blah I feel violated" is such a hypocrite. For sure, he'd ask for the same thing (and even worse) from the girl who he likes. This trolling guy is not weird. He's plain rude. I hope he experiences the same.

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Little letitia
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

(For sure, and even worse) I'm sorry do you know the guy personally to be able to make that assumption?

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Clandestine Clairvoyant
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Omg I can't even begin to tell you how much I love this guy. I haven't laughed that hard for a while. Absolutely F*****g brilliant.

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Ma Ma
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Love it! Can't wait for the day I get 'wrong texted'!

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phil blanque
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Come on...people so lazy that they got to go to texting to get sex deserve all the bad consequences of people messing with them. This is great. Be human! See people face-to-face if you are serious....otherwise, you deserve to be pranked! Can I get a shower pic? uuuuuu NO!

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Matthew Hofe
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lmao this dude is a legend. The facial expressions in those pictures had me rolling lol.

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LexiH
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hahaha this is brilliant. And OP is not only funny as hell, he's a cutey and a grammar nazi. I'd much rather hang out with him than with Jon, he seems like better company.

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frederic eeckman
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The guy is a jerk ! I mean, the guy just thought it was contacting someone else, his first question is litteraly "is this Lynn" ! So when you're FIRST answer to that is "yeah", sorry but you are a douchebag...

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Marina Rios
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

5 year old Ethiopian child made me actually cackle. Like, that’s levels of funny right there

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Peyton Lamb
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

People get so offended, it was a joke. I got a good laugh it’s whatever.

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Heidi Matsumoto
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's not funny. I don't think it's fun to waste people's time and make fun of their ignorance.

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DC
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

... got a similar call a few days ago ... a guy asking for "Karolina", who, it seems, gave him a random number to get rid of him. Sounded like a creep ... kinda deserved this, I think ... but I didn't get it right away and sounded too male to deceive him properly.

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Sarah Storm
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If people ask me for my number, I either give them the finger or my sisters number, and then she gets pissed at me (she's older).

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Krame 03
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

serves him right 😝 . " shower huh? any chance i can get a pic?" perv!☹️

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Herb Coleman
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

TBF, he asked about the boyfriend. He did push a little much offering to bring drinks to her place. Then, since it was someone he didn't know well, the shower pic was a bit much. The fact he didn't notice that it was a bath and not a shower, should have a hint that things weren't going "his way". BTW, people are making assumptions on how he got the wrong number. He could have simply mistyped. Hopefully, though he did learn to slow down a bit.

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Carol Emory
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Someone said dude didn't deserved to be trolled like that. Dude asks if she's still with her boyfriend, responder says no, and after she says...I don't want to talk about it..he, instead of saying "do sorry to hear that" starts trying to hook up with her asking for sexy pics. Dude got exactly what he deserved..shut down!

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Jace
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love stuff like this. Still, could someone please post some reactions that are showing good-spirited people not acting like a******s when they find out they’ve been harmlessly played with? There are good sports out there, right? Like “aw, you got me, man. That was pretty funny. Made me think.” You know? :-D I need some examples of human beings that know how to NOT be dickheaded a******s when they have their expectations subverted in entertaining ways. I need to see evidence of people who are capable of self-reflection and personal growth, even after being presumptuous.

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Susan Price
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Way to go. What a creep asking for pics. I'd rather hang out with Michael any day! Great sense of humor and adorable to boot. Would love to know if he shaved the other leg to even out lol

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Matthew Hofe
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lmao this s**t is hilarious. Jon seems like he's not to fun. The other dude though is hilarious.

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Justin Dodson
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why isnt anyone talking about the major issue here? Troll tried to correct the dude with "you're" but he actually had it right with "your"

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Rebecah Ozuna
Community Member
5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Dang, that guy sure is HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Loved every picture to the very end. That baby was made just right.

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Nik Sham
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love it. He done a goodjob trolling it.it was on an epic level up to shaving leg. lol. As for john, i pitty him, but he shouldnt ask for a shower pic.dats could be disturbing to some, and its kind of pervert. Just wondering why he was given the wrong number

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cwa92464
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Fing EPIC!!!!! CHOOOOOO CHOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Lynn Sankovic
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My name is Lynn and makes me wonder if it's an old tinder guy I might've mixed up my name and gave too

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Tanya Kysel'ova
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

hahaha, generally I'm agains trolling, but this one got charisma)

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Brooke
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not funny. Also when someone asks you to stop contacting them and you don't respect that request I think that constitutes harassment. He clearly did this to get likes on social media.

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Fruzsina Sinka
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That was not funny at all.. rather evil and weird.... he is simply a liar & a hope-destroyer :/

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Grumps
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Serves him right, asking right away if she has a bf and then asking for shower pics. Seriously thirsty much dude.

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Nayla K
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5 years ago

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I honestly cant believe how many people are taking this joke to offence or saying that this jon guy was polite just because he didnt send d**k pics first. What is going on with society? He didn't send d**k pics and tried to find out if she was single and willing doesnt make him a good guy at all. Tsk.

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Aahzmandus Pervect
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So, if you like a girl, you don't need to know if she's single and willing or not and it is a horrible thing to ask? What is going on in society, indeed?

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Tracy Wolfe
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5 years ago

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Completely hilariously entertaining. I enjoyed.

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I love John, and he did a good job with shaving his leg, and, uh, the main point of this post.

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Kristyn Schulz
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

CHOO CHOO MFER!!!! The other post with the bird and the train!

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Naomi Armitage
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5 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I came down here to say the same thing! Maybe that's where the bird got it from?

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Parmeisan
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't find this funny, actually. I love to hear about rude people or scammers getting trolled, but this was just some guy who thought that he was going to have a legitimate chance with someone he clearly liked. He asked for pics, but only after receiving clear signs of reciprocal interest, and he didn't push when she said no. How long did he leave him thinking that? This was cruel and not even very funny.

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Issey
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Actually he was toeing the line of being rude. "You still got a bf?" Answer is no, not any more, immediate response is "Score, lets f**k " because the whole "I'll come to your place with booze" spiel was surely not about getting to know "her" better. And then the shower and he immediately wants a picture. The fact that he doesn't notice it's not her by the way "she" writes is kind of telling that he does not know her. Way to go.

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rola
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The guy didn't start off by sensing unsolicited d**k picks or being super creepy. He asked if that was the person he wantes to talk to, so a non-jerk response should have just been to say you weren't them. Honestly I can't imagine why this guy felt the need to "troll" this person just because he texted the wrong number asking for someone else.

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anarkzie
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Unpopular opinion but I agree with John, this is weird.

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Tanya Kysel'ova
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

are u a girl? asking practically a stranger of shower pics - that is WEIRD! I hate that! at least, some John dude got a decent reply for them all

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Christina Sersif
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think he took the joke too far. He should have just been polite and said wrong number.

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Melody Lanzatella
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is stupid. I cant believe I wasted ANY of my life reading it, and I now feel dumber for having done so.

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Issey
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Unpopular opinion: I think the dude who texted "her" was a creepy moron who deserved to get trolled. The entire thing reads like he was bored at home and found this random girls number in his phone and called her in the hopes to get some. He checked the "You have a BF?" box with no and then went right for the shower pics and a subtle "Imma come to your home with booze".

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Shinomi Chan
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This guy is a genius! That guy deserved to be trolled. First asking about "Lynn's" bf situation, and when it's a no his first idea is to f**k her. What an absolute a-hole.

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Lulik
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh, he had a really good-shaved leg... I appreciated it!

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Carmen Elena
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

HAHAHA Loved this guy! And he´s right: creepy for shaving his leg? creepy person who asks for pics in the shower.

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Lilly
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

personally, i thought it was funny af--and i admire the commitment this guy went through for a laugh! c'mon, people, where's your sense of humor? Shaved leg guy was obviously bored--at least he wasn't the one asking for shower pics...

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Tammy Butler
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

EPIC!!!! I know this was over the top and mean, but it still made me chuckle! There were so many red flags from the get-go screaming that this was not Lynn. The picture of the giant foot/roughly shaved leg in the ugly tub should have been his final clue that he most definitely wasn't talking to "Lynn"!!!

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seanemone
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

wouldn't it have been just as easy for the troll who wanted a shower pic to have a sense of humor? to take a step back and say,"wait a minute, I kind of deserved that."

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Rebecah Ozuna
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The curious thing is that the only ones complaining about our support for this guy's clever trolling are the men. I thought that women were the weaker gender. Unless these guys have been trolled too. I think that people just loove to feel offended for pleasure.

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Ola Polowczyk
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sorry, but after the photo of a foot he should have realized it's a guy!

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seanemone
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

lol so true! an 'interested' girl would have used some filters and better lighting and those toes would have been painted and pointed 😂

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Ren Renilicious
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Awesome play - I like this bloke very much! I applaud him and his shaved leg. Jonno could have laughed that he'd been played (and seriously, the man-foot in the bath was a dead giveaway) and left it at that. Instead, he got all shirty about it. And let's NOT gloss over the fact that Lynn have him the wrong number - likely on purpose, given that he was turned creepy-perve the moment "she" mentioned she was having a shower. Chances are she probably told him that she had a boyfriend just so he would bugger off, given that the moment he was told that the boyfriend was no longer in the picture he was asking for sex. "You should come over" does not equal, "We should go out on a date then."

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Heidi Matsumoto
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is just a normal guy who's trying to get a date with somebody he admires but then there's this jerk who enjoyed killing his time and his hope. Then him saying "you asked for shower pics blah blah blah I feel violated" is such a hypocrite. For sure, he'd ask for the same thing (and even worse) from the girl who he likes. This trolling guy is not weird. He's plain rude. I hope he experiences the same.

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Little letitia
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

(For sure, and even worse) I'm sorry do you know the guy personally to be able to make that assumption?

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Clandestine Clairvoyant
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Omg I can't even begin to tell you how much I love this guy. I haven't laughed that hard for a while. Absolutely F*****g brilliant.

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Ma Ma
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Love it! Can't wait for the day I get 'wrong texted'!

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phil blanque
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Come on...people so lazy that they got to go to texting to get sex deserve all the bad consequences of people messing with them. This is great. Be human! See people face-to-face if you are serious....otherwise, you deserve to be pranked! Can I get a shower pic? uuuuuu NO!

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Matthew Hofe
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lmao this dude is a legend. The facial expressions in those pictures had me rolling lol.

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LexiH
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hahaha this is brilliant. And OP is not only funny as hell, he's a cutey and a grammar nazi. I'd much rather hang out with him than with Jon, he seems like better company.

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frederic eeckman
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The guy is a jerk ! I mean, the guy just thought it was contacting someone else, his first question is litteraly "is this Lynn" ! So when you're FIRST answer to that is "yeah", sorry but you are a douchebag...

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Marina Rios
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

5 year old Ethiopian child made me actually cackle. Like, that’s levels of funny right there

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Peyton Lamb
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

People get so offended, it was a joke. I got a good laugh it’s whatever.

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Heidi Matsumoto
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's not funny. I don't think it's fun to waste people's time and make fun of their ignorance.

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DC
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

... got a similar call a few days ago ... a guy asking for "Karolina", who, it seems, gave him a random number to get rid of him. Sounded like a creep ... kinda deserved this, I think ... but I didn't get it right away and sounded too male to deceive him properly.

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Sarah Storm
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If people ask me for my number, I either give them the finger or my sisters number, and then she gets pissed at me (she's older).

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Krame 03
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

serves him right 😝 . " shower huh? any chance i can get a pic?" perv!☹️

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Herb Coleman
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

TBF, he asked about the boyfriend. He did push a little much offering to bring drinks to her place. Then, since it was someone he didn't know well, the shower pic was a bit much. The fact he didn't notice that it was a bath and not a shower, should have a hint that things weren't going "his way". BTW, people are making assumptions on how he got the wrong number. He could have simply mistyped. Hopefully, though he did learn to slow down a bit.

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Carol Emory
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Someone said dude didn't deserved to be trolled like that. Dude asks if she's still with her boyfriend, responder says no, and after she says...I don't want to talk about it..he, instead of saying "do sorry to hear that" starts trying to hook up with her asking for sexy pics. Dude got exactly what he deserved..shut down!

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Jace
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love stuff like this. Still, could someone please post some reactions that are showing good-spirited people not acting like a******s when they find out they’ve been harmlessly played with? There are good sports out there, right? Like “aw, you got me, man. That was pretty funny. Made me think.” You know? :-D I need some examples of human beings that know how to NOT be dickheaded a******s when they have their expectations subverted in entertaining ways. I need to see evidence of people who are capable of self-reflection and personal growth, even after being presumptuous.

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Susan Price
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Way to go. What a creep asking for pics. I'd rather hang out with Michael any day! Great sense of humor and adorable to boot. Would love to know if he shaved the other leg to even out lol

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Matthew Hofe
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lmao this s**t is hilarious. Jon seems like he's not to fun. The other dude though is hilarious.

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Justin Dodson
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why isnt anyone talking about the major issue here? Troll tried to correct the dude with "you're" but he actually had it right with "your"

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Rebecah Ozuna
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Dang, that guy sure is HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Loved every picture to the very end. That baby was made just right.

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Nik Sham
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love it. He done a goodjob trolling it.it was on an epic level up to shaving leg. lol. As for john, i pitty him, but he shouldnt ask for a shower pic.dats could be disturbing to some, and its kind of pervert. Just wondering why he was given the wrong number

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cwa92464
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Fing EPIC!!!!! CHOOOOOO CHOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Lynn Sankovic
Community Member
5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My name is Lynn and makes me wonder if it's an old tinder guy I might've mixed up my name and gave too

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Tanya Kysel'ova
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

hahaha, generally I'm agains trolling, but this one got charisma)

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Brooke
Community Member
5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not funny. Also when someone asks you to stop contacting them and you don't respect that request I think that constitutes harassment. He clearly did this to get likes on social media.

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Fruzsina Sinka
Community Member
5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That was not funny at all.. rather evil and weird.... he is simply a liar & a hope-destroyer :/

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Grumps
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Serves him right, asking right away if she has a bf and then asking for shower pics. Seriously thirsty much dude.

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Nayla K
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5 years ago

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I honestly cant believe how many people are taking this joke to offence or saying that this jon guy was polite just because he didnt send d**k pics first. What is going on with society? He didn't send d**k pics and tried to find out if she was single and willing doesnt make him a good guy at all. Tsk.

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Aahzmandus Pervect
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So, if you like a girl, you don't need to know if she's single and willing or not and it is a horrible thing to ask? What is going on in society, indeed?

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Tracy Wolfe
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5 years ago

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Completely hilariously entertaining. I enjoyed.

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S.
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5 years ago

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I love John, and he did a good job with shaving his leg, and, uh, the main point of this post.

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