Being 35 most likely means you've been through some trouble resulting in you getting superior knowledge by this time. And yes, it usually means you're completely and utterly fed up with everything, especially the things that breathe. Your dog, kids, husband - you name it. Sure, it doesn't mean you don't love them and wouldn't give the world for them but oh my, you so in need of a holiday in an uninhabited island as faaaaar away from them as possible.
Having all of this in mind, a list of things most women do by the time they reach this age was bound to be made sooner or later. And the hero of today's story was a perfect person for the task, given she's a feminist writer who made her Twitter account a gold mine of little sarcastic remarks about the ups and downs of adulthood. Scroll down to see her list and the hilarious contributions!
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May seem rude, but it's funny anyway. Wait til you're 63, you won't even want the invitations-lol.
Oh just wait until you get past 50...positively terrifying. P.S. You'll need a industrial strength magnifying mirror.
It's the only way to have an intelligent conversation with someone these days.
You don't have to drink alcohol. Some of us can't and even though its a socially accepted drug it shouldn't be promoted as stress control. Ever.
This is ridiculously true. Please add.... Work place, car and calendar.
Yes with the hanging dry ! I'm not even sure it's working , but I'm going to keep doing it
umm...ok, I can at least relate to point 2. Because I don't own a dryer. :)
Well, some of you go down the beauty aisle, some of go to the supplements aisle, with special interest in the "feel like you're 20 years younger" section.
$100 on beauty products, that’s insane. The most expensive product I use is $9.99 and I pay that begrudgingly maybe once a year. The rest of my make up is like $2-$5 and lasts me years. I know, I know you shouldn’t wear makeup over 1-2 years old but I don’t give a s**t. For someone who rarely wears makeup I am not going to constantly replace almost full/complete make up. I replace it when it’s all gone.
I don’t drink and feel compelled to lecture everyone who does. Alcohol is not stress relief! What’s wrong with squeezing a lemon into carbonated water? I do this at parties, though they all seem to end at 8:45 at my house.
Aunt Messy with another moronic comment. She just can't help herself.
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I seem to be the key demographic but I don't find these at all relatable. What am I missing?
Exactly, same here. I don't understand this post ;)
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Ehhh...ground rules for how women "should" act? Why not just be you? I thought were getting past this as a societal group that you must fit into a box someone else built.
They're commiserating over shared experiences in an exaggerated and sarcastic way. No one is actually saying any of these are "rules".
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I think 35 is still quite young for these behaviors. But just wait til 50. Im ready to put civilization behind me and move to a remote island with only pets.
This is a bunch of angry at life women! Also acting way older than they actually are. This bitterness of life is for 70-80 year olds, not 35.
Aunt Messy with another moronic comment. She just can't help herself.
Load More Replies... I seem to be the key demographic but I don't find these at all relatable. What am I missing?
Exactly, same here. I don't understand this post ;)
Load More Replies... Ehhh...ground rules for how women "should" act? Why not just be you? I thought were getting past this as a societal group that you must fit into a box someone else built.
They're commiserating over shared experiences in an exaggerated and sarcastic way. No one is actually saying any of these are "rules".
Load More Replies... I think 35 is still quite young for these behaviors. But just wait til 50. Im ready to put civilization behind me and move to a remote island with only pets.
This is a bunch of angry at life women! Also acting way older than they actually are. This bitterness of life is for 70-80 year olds, not 35.
