Being 35 most likely means you've been through some trouble resulting in you getting superior knowledge by this time. And yes, it usually means you're completely and utterly fed up with everything, especially the things that breathe. Your dog, kids, husband - you name it. Sure, it doesn't mean you don't love them and wouldn't give the world for them but oh my, you so in need of a holiday in an uninhabited island as faaaaar away from them as possible.

Having all of this in mind, a list of things most women do by the time they reach this age was bound to be made sooner or later. And the hero of today's story was a perfect person for the task, given she's a feminist writer who made her Twitter account a gold mine of little sarcastic remarks about the ups and downs of adulthood. Scroll down to see her list and the hilarious contributions!

More info: Anne Theriault

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Sandi Leach
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2 years ago

May seem rude, but it's funny anyway. Wait til you're 63, you won't even want the invitations-lol.

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athornedrose
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2 years ago

me, daily

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Vic
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2 years ago

I think every dog lover would agree to petting a dog part, woman or man

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Suzanne Clark
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2 years ago

Oh just wait until you get past 50...positively terrifying. P.S. You'll need a industrial strength magnifying mirror.

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Suzanne Clark
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2 years ago

It's the only way to have an intelligent conversation with someone these days.

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Colin Leetham
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2 years ago

This is a very human list.

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Grazina Strolia
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2 years ago

STORY OF MY EXISTENCE NOW. YES. YES YES YES YES YES.

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Laugh Fan
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2 years ago

Oops - just did some of that.

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Louise Brigance
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2 years ago

BEST SELLER!!!

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Veronica Sjöberg
Community Member
2 years ago

You don't have to drink alcohol. Some of us can't and even though its a socially accepted drug it shouldn't be promoted as stress control. Ever.

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Something
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2 years ago

Does nobody wear sunscreen?

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karen snyder
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2 years ago

This is ridiculously true. Please add.... Work place, car and calendar.

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Kiz Bowen
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2 years ago

Not just me then!

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Maria Rohlen
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2 years ago

Never.

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Bonnie Clyde
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2 years ago

You're not really 30 until you've had a seven deadly gins party.

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Valerie G.
Community Member
2 years ago

close, I say "oh, what fresh hell is this?"

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Doober
Community Member
2 years ago

Replace CVS with Target and we've got a match!

Leslie Burleson
Community Member
2 years ago

Yes with the hanging dry ! I'm not even sure it's working , but I'm going to keep doing it

Bluebell Rizzi
Community Member
2 years ago

guys, I don’t think I'm a woman

comboplush
Community Member
2 years ago

umm...ok, I can at least relate to point 2. Because I don't own a dryer. :)

Sandi Leach
Community Member
2 years ago

Well, some of you go down the beauty aisle, some of go to the supplements aisle, with special interest in the "feel like you're 20 years younger" section.

Foxxy
Community Member
2 years ago

$100 on beauty products, that’s insane. The most expensive product I use is $9.99 and I pay that begrudgingly maybe once a year. The rest of my make up is like $2-$5 and lasts me years. I know, I know you shouldn’t wear makeup over 1-2 years old but I don’t give a shit. For someone who rarely wears makeup I am not going to constantly replace almost full/complete make up. I replace it when it’s all gone.

Roman Hans
Community Member
2 years ago

I don’t drink and feel compelled to lecture everyone who does. Alcohol is not stress relief! What’s wrong with squeezing a lemon into carbonated water? I do this at parties, though they all seem to end at 8:45 at my house.

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