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What could be better than getting together with the friends of a lifetime for a game night? Getting together with the friends of a lifetime and asking each other Would You Rather questions! 

If you’re a fan of Would You Rather, you know that the right questions can make or break the game. The last thing you’d want is to witness the group getting bored pretty fast and have the night fall flat, right? 

It’s the kind of game that makes players think about what they value most and always brings out some serious conversations — especially when there are drinks on the table, scattered here and there. But it doesn’t have to be a one-million-dollar dilemma all the time: the best questions for a successful Would You Rather game can be downright funny or weirdly philosophical. As long as it adds to the party’s enjoyment, it works.

Luckily for you, we’ve done all the hard work! Our list of funny Would You Rather questions is guaranteed to keep your next party full of laughs. Make the participants choose this or that, and they’ll end up revealing some surprising aspects of themselves you would have never guessed!

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198 Would You Rather Questions For The Ultimate Game Night Would you rather always say what you're thinking or never be able to speak again?

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Would you rather find true love today or win the lottery next year?

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Would you rather let your boss or your parents see your full internet history?

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Would you rather make decent money doing what you love or get rich from a job that you hate?

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198 Would You Rather Questions For The Ultimate Game Night Would you rather be poor and live a peaceful life or have millions of dollars and a life full of drama?

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Would you rather have all of your Google searches or all of the photos on your phone made public?

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Would you rather have more money or more friends?

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FabulousMari
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ha! If you get more money, suddenly you have a bunch of new "friends"!

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Would you rather have five half-sized clones of yourself or one full-sized clone of yourself?

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Would you rather die in 20 years with no regrets or live to 100 with a lot of regrets?

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198 Would You Rather Questions For The Ultimate Game Night Would you rather be in a real-life version of The Walking Dead or Jurassic Park?

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FabulousMari
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Jurassic Park. It's an island. Just get on a little boat and go home. How hard could it be?!

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Would you rather cuddle a koala or pal around with a panda?

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I fear koalas. I will pick pandas. PLUS we would all be just a bunch of pandas, bored pandas! (I promise it sounded better in my head)

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Would you rather go into the past and meet your ancestors or go into the future and meet your great-great-grandchildren?

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Would you rather be forced to live the same day over and over again for a full year or take 3 years off the end of your life?

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Would you rather be able to slide down rainbows or jump on the clouds?

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198 Would You Rather Questions For The Ultimate Game Night Would you rather adopt a British accent every time you're having a serious conversation or laugh every time someone cries?

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FabulousMari
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Uh-oh. The British Bored Panda contingent is going to have some trouble with this one.

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Would you rather get stuck in an elevator with your ex or with your partner and their ex?

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FabulousMari
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Depends on which of my exes but definitely mine over my husbands. His exes would just use up all the oxygen.

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#17

Would you rather glow bright pink every time you're attracted to someone or glow bright red every time someone annoys you?

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#18

Would you rather never use the internet again or never fly on an airplane again?

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#19

Would you rather mentally or physically never age?

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FabulousMari
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Never age from what starting point? Are we talking a baby body with a 90 year olds vocabulary or a 90 year old with a baby body?

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198 Would You Rather Questions For The Ultimate Game Night Would you rather read minds or have read every book in the world?

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DennyS (denzoren)
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Read every book in the world....I don't think I'd enjoy reading minds.

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#21

Would you rather have a hamster-sized dog or a dog-sized hamster?

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#22

Would you rather have "Baby Shark" stuck in your head forever or the jingle from your least favorite commercial?

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Birds Eye potato Waffles..... They're awfully versatile... Gets stuck in my head for hours after my daughter asks for them

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#23

Would you rather lose the ability to cry or cry every day for 20 minutes randomly?

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#24

Would you rather be smacked in the face with a fish or farted on?

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#25

198 Would You Rather Questions For The Ultimate Game Night Would you rather talk like Yoda or breathe like Darth Vader?

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Would you rather have eyes that can film everything or ears that can record everything?

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Video eyes. But question, do they have subtitles? Also can I edit them?

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Would you rather live in a haunted house with ghosts or be a ghost living in a haunted house?

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Kathryn Baylis
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Depends on the kind of ghosts—-harmless or harmful (preferably harmless, please and NO poltergeists at all!)—-and whether I can see and talk to them. I think it would be incredibly cool to live in a house haunted by harmless ghosts I can see and talk to, especially if they died a long time ago. I’d need to set some boundaries about when they’re OK to float through the bedroom and bathroom, though. Like when I’m not in either room.

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#28

Would you rather go a year with no eyelashes or go a year with no eyebrows?

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Tangela Young
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Cant i just draw on my eyebrows like over 50% of females do nowadays anyway ? Hell they even have eyebrow stamps so theyre even every time. No eyelashes would be bad bc theres no protection to keep dust and tiny debris from your eye. Eyebrows for sure

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#29

Would you rather be in jail for five years or be in a coma for a decade?

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Would you rather lose all your teeth or lose a day of your life every time you kissed someone?

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lose all my teeth. I kiss my husband about 10 times a day.

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Would you rather get trapped in the middle of a food fight or a water balloon fight?

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Water balloon fight. My husband and I used to do that when it was time to wash the floors.

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#33

Would you rather die before or after your partner?

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Kathryn Baylis
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

After. I’m fine on my own, but my husband would fall apart by himself. So it would be better for him to go first, so he won’t be lonely.

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#34

Would you rather lose all of your friends but keep your best friend or lose your best friend but keep the rest of your buds?

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198 Would You Rather Questions For The Ultimate Game Night Would you rather solve world hunger or global warming?

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would solve global warming to ensure we can have the food to solve world hunger.

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Would you rather be Batman or Spiderman?

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Danae Ortega
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Batman is rich and also Spidey has to go to high school. I'm not doing that again.

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#37

Would you rather only charge your phone once a week or not have a camera on your phone?

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#38

Would you rather have super sensitive taste buds or super sensitive hearing?

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#39

Would you rather be the hero that saved the girl or the villain that took over the world?

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198 Would You Rather Questions For The Ultimate Game Night Would you rather clog the toilet on a first date or first day at a new job?

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#41

Would you rather have to be naked at work for an hour or be dropped off two miles from your house whilst you're naked and you have to try and get home?

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#42

Would you rather have to hunt for everything you eat or eat only McDonald's for every meal?

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hunt! I lived off hunting, growing my own food, and foraging for the 4 + years I lived completely off grid in the mountains. Nothing like it.

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#43

Would you rather own a car with a horn that plays "YMCA" every time you touch it or own a car with your kid's favorite cartoon painted on the side?

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#44

Would you rather have to wear a bib every time you go out to eat or drink from a sippy cup every time you're at a bar?

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198 Would You Rather Questions For The Ultimate Game Night Would you rather have a driver to take you everywhere or a private chef who makes all your meals?

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Would you rather have to keep a terrible haircut for a month or let your mother dress you for a month?

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I already HAVE lived with bad haircuts, and for longer than a month, in the past so that wouldn’t be anything new.

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Would you rather only be able to whisper or only be able to shout?

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#48

Would you rather be in an elevator full of noisy high school students or an elevator full of judgmental middle-aged men?

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#49

Would you rather be smart but a total jerk or really sweet but really dumb?

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

lol this is me n my brother. adrians super smart, but totally d bag sometimes. n me , im not the smartest when it comes to certin things. bit im really noce to ppl

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198 Would You Rather Questions For The Ultimate Game Night Would you rather live in a treehouse or in a cave?

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Treehouse. A cave seems too humid and with possibilities of flooding.

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Would you rather your to only be able to talk to your dog or for your dog to be able to talk to only you—and everyone thinks you're nuts?

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Everyone who has or had a dog talked to it at some point or other. You can tell it all your secrets.

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#52

Would you rather have a head the size of a tennis ball or the size of a watermelon?

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#53

Would you rather wear sweatpants every day for the rest of your life or never wear sweatpants again?

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#54

Would you rather eat only sweet foods or only salty foods?

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Salty. Although a big sweetooth, I do get tired of sweets after a while..

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198 Would You Rather Questions For The Ultimate Game Night Would you rather be a high school teacher or a clown?

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Devin Singh
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was already a HS teacher. For 6 years in NYC. Definitely clown.

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#56

Would you rather your only mode of transportation be a donkey or a giraffe?

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#57

Would you rather never be able to shower again or not be able to shave your legs?

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FabulousMari
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ha! I don't think many people care that much about having to shave their legs. I would be just fine with hairy legs. I would not be too popular if I never showered.

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Would you rather be trapped in a romantic comedy with your enemies or trapped in a horror movie with your friends?

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh buddy, my life already is a romantic comedy with my enemies. :'(

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#59

Would you rather have the ability to read the minds of everyone in the world or to be able to move objects with your mind?

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198 Would You Rather Questions For The Ultimate Game Night Would you rather give up social media or eat the same dinner for the rest of your life?

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I already gave up social media 8 years ago. I'm still alive and have enjoyed some tasty dinners in the meantime.

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#61

Would you rather team up with Wonder Woman or Captain Marvel?

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#62

Would you rather have another 10 years with your partner or a one-night stand with your celebrity crush?

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#63

Would you rather have a sing-off with Ariana Grande or a dance-off with Rihanna?

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#64

Would you rather find a rat in your kitchen or a roach in your bed?

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198 Would You Rather Questions For The Ultimate Game Night Would you rather walk to work in heels or drive to work in reverse?

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Drive in reverse. Id break and ankle before i made it 20 feet in heels lmao

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Would you rather be gassy on a first date or your wedding night?

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wedding night. If I’m comfortable enough to marry someone, we’ve already belched and farted in front of each other.

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Would you rather walk in on your parents or have them walk in on you?

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Since they're dead, I think it'd look weird despite which one it is.

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Would you rather have to wear every shirt inside out or every pair of pants backward?

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Shirt inside out. That's how my father in law used to wear them.

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198 Would You Rather Questions For The Ultimate Game Night Would you rather be able to talk with the animals or speak all foreign languages?

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Foreign languages. Just think about the fascinating, globe trotting life you could have.

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Would you feel worse if no one showed up to your wedding or to your funeral?

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I actually like the idea of no one knowing about my funeral and I like very small weddings...so neither lol

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#73

Would you rather be stuck on a broken ski lift or in a broken elevator?

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#74

Would you rather live at the top of a tall NYC apartment building or at the top of a mountain?

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198 Would You Rather Questions For The Ultimate Game Night Would you rather be feared by all or loved by all?

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#76

Would you rather only use dog shampoo or never cut your toenails?

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#77

Would you rather clean the bathrooms at your school or clean up after lunch in the cafeteria at your school?

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#78

Would you rather have an incredibly annoying high-pitched voice or a really deep manly voice?

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Would you rather accidentally send a naughty picture to your dad or your boss?

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Old as I am, my father has already passed on, so sure, send it to him. Not sure which direction his forwarding address is, though. My best guess is he moved south. He was pretty much an a*****e.

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198 Would You Rather Questions For The Ultimate Game Night Would you rather have your name tattooed on your forehead or have no front teeth?

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No front teeth. I can get dentures or just keep my mouth closed forever.

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#81

Would you rather fight 1,000 ant-sized bulls or one bull-sized ant?

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Mia Roberts
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ant sized bulls because then they can't really hurt you and it is a lot easier to adopt them all.

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#82

Would you rather have spaghetti for hair or sweat mayonnaise?

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#83

Would you rather live forever with an eyelash in your eye or spinach in your teeth?

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#84

Would you rather accidentally like an old photo of your ex on Instagram or accidentally send a naughty text to a relative?

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#85

198 Would You Rather Questions For The Ultimate Game Night Would you rather only be able to communicate via emojis or only be able to communicate via slang words?

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#86

Would you rather live in the Harry Potter universe with no powers or be a Death Eater?

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#87

Would you rather sing your favorite song all by yourself in front of an arena full of people or just in front of the original artist alone?

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#88

Would you rather speak only in a baby voice for a day or only be spoken to in a baby voice for a day?

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#89

Would you rather have psychic powers or the ability to remember every fact you learn?

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198 Would You Rather Questions For The Ultimate Game Night Would you rather have to kiss every person you meet or never kiss your partner again?

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#91

Would you rather know when you're going to die or how you're going to die?

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'll say how because then it would be something like "ok right. I'm supposed to die on the rollercoaster" and then I can say my final goodbyes.

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#92

Would you rather sing everything you say or dance every time you walk?

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Would you rather always get stuck in traffic or always have a terribly slow internet connection?

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I hate traffic. And I can live without the internet, so...

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Would you rather be extremely wealthy but only able to walk everywhere or broke but able to travel anywhere in the world?

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wealthy but just because I would rather be able to walk everywhere.

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198 Would You Rather Questions For The Ultimate Game Night Would you rather have to wear wet socks every day or only be allowed to wash your hair once a year?

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wearing wet socks is dangerous for your health. How about washing my hair. Can I wet them at least?

#96

Would you rather get lost in the wilderness or in a dangerous city?

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#97

Would you rather have chapped lips you can never get rid of or dandruff you can never get rid of?

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#98

Would you rather have your own personal chef or instantly become a gourmet chef yourself?

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#99

Would you rather be shot into space or explore the deepest depths of the sea?

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198 Would You Rather Questions For The Ultimate Game Night Would you rather be trapped on a desert island with someone who never speaks or with someone who never shuts up?

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#101

Would you rather be middle-class now or a multi-millionaire 150 years ago?

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well if I was a multi-millionaire 150 years ago, what the heck am I doing now? Am I alive? How?

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#102

Would you rather let your partner decorate your entire home or have to do it yourself with no help?

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Would you rather be rich and alone or be poor and find true love?

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Would you rather be able to fly or have X-ray vision?

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Fly. I think it would be difficult having x-ray vision and people constantly asking me to look into their bodies.

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Would you rather gargle boiling water or drink sour milk?

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I seem to gargle boiling water every time I drink my tea too fast.

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#106

Would you rather eat pizza every night for dinner or ice cream every day for breakfast?

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#107

Would you rather have to always hop around on one foot or have to always squat?

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#108

Would you rather have to speak in rhyme for the rest of your life or have to speak in riddles for the rest of your life?

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#109

Would you rather be reincarnated as a sea creature or an airborne creature?

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

SEA! It’s my favorite place to be…especially scuba diving!

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#110

Would you rather have a huge booger hanging out of your nose for the rest of your life or a pimple on your forehead for the rest of your life?

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Would you rather poop in the only toilet at a party knowing that you'll clog it or poop in the bushes in the backyard?

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#112

Would you rather be chronically under-dressed or overdressed?

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#113

Would you rather have universal respect or unlimited power?

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FabulousMari
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

First you get the money, then you get the power, and then you get the respect.

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Would you rather have Beyoncé's talent or Jay-Z's business acumen?

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

CLEARLY the person who wrote this doesn't really know about Jay-Z's "business acumen"...

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Would you rather vomit on your hero or have your hero vomit on you?

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, if someone would vomit on me I would vomit on them too. So win-win. I'm an empathic vomiter.

#116

Would you rather drink from a toilet or pee in a litter box?

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#117

Would you rather sip gin with Ryan Reynolds or shoot tequila with Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson?

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FabulousMari
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ryan Reynolds seems like MUCH MORE fun than Dwayne Johnson. He has too many dietary restrictions. Ryan and I could just get wasted and go to IHOP at 3am.

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#118

Would you rather be able to take back anything you say or hear any conversation that is about you?

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FabulousMari
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh the nights I have wasted thinking of the dumb things I wish I could take back!

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#119

Would you rather have people spread a terrible lie about you or have people spread terrible but true tales about you?

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

True tales. I have a list if you need something to start on.

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#120

Would you rather be the absolute best at something that no one takes seriously or be average at something well respected?

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Be the best at something no one takes seriously. I can be the expert on ornate plates or something.

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#121

Would you rather have Billie Eilish's future or Madonna's legacy?

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#122

Would you rather have a third nipple or an extra toe?

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#123

Would you rather win $25,000 or your best friend win $100,000?

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Tangela Young
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Either way I win bc my bestie would hook me up w something if she won

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#124

Would you rather be in history books for something terrible or be forgotten completely after you die?

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#125

Would you rather travel the world for free for a year or have $50,000 to spend however you please?

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#126

Would you rather be an Olympic gold medalist or a Nobel Peace Prize winner?

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#127

Would you rather spend 20 years in prison and be exonerated as innocent or be put away for four years (despite your innocence) and be considered guilty forever?

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So you’re telling me if beforehand I can commit any crimes I want and still be considered innocent? 20 years by all means

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#128

Would you rather have the details of your financial life or your love life be made public?

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#130

Would you rather always smell like onions or sweat?

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Every time I cut onions and/or garlic, my youngest son would embrace me from the back and say how lovely I smelled. He would then take a deep breath and take a few pieces from my cutting board.

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#131

Would you rather break everything you touch or get shocked every time you touch something?

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#132

Would you rather be immortal on a mortal planet or be mortal on an immortal planet?

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#133

Would you rather be criticized or ignored?

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FabulousMari
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just ignore me please. I can criticize myself just fine, thank you very much!

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#134

Would you rather forget the name of a person you’re on a date with or call them your ex’s name by accident?

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I did both. And my husband did too. It took us about 3 months to finally call the other by the correct name.

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#135

Would you rather have an abnormally big toe or an abnormally big ear?

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#136

Would you rather get a face tattoo of something of your choosing or a tattoo in a discreet area chosen by someone else?

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#137

Would you rather have your Netflix viewing history made public or your Spotify listening history made public?

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FabulousMari
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My Spotify history would confuse a lot of people. My Netflix history would just bore people. "Oh great, another serial killer documentary"

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#138

Would you rather your pet be able to speak to you but not understand what you're saying or your pet understand every word you say but not be able to speak?

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#139

Would you rather wear hideous glasses that are perfect for your eyesight or flattering ones that make your vision a tiny bit blurry?

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Kathryn Baylis
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hideous. 1) I prefer to see the world clearly, and 2) I would make those suckers look so damned GOOD everybody will want them.

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#140

Would you rather burp soap bubbles when you're drunk or have your hair turn green when you're drunk?

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Kathryn Baylis
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wouldn’t happen too often, as I don’t drink very much and never enough to get drunk, but would it turn back to my normal color as I sober up?

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#141

Would you rather have to keep a terrible haircut for a month or let your mother dress you for a month?

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#142

Would you rather get in a fistfight with a stronger person or fall down a flight of stairs?

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#143

Would you rather switch places with a spider or a mouse?

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#144

Would you rather let your partner choose every movie you watch or pick every restaurant you eat at?

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ugh neither. One of the reasons I don’t want an SO. I like my autonomy, thanks very much. 🙃

#145

Would you rather marry someone who doesn't love you or marry someone you do not love?

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#146

Would you rather get cheated on and know about it or not get cheated on and always be suspicious?

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FabulousMari
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, come to find out, it was both! Both are terrible. Cheaters are terrible. People who have affairs with cheaters are also terrible.

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#147

Would you rather eat a stranger's toenail clippings or eat rotten eggs?

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#148

Would you rather have toilet paper stuck to the bottom of your foot or a big stain on your shirt?

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#149

Would you rather only be able to watch one show for the rest of your life or only be able to watch the first episode of any show for the rest of your life?

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#150

Would you rather stub your toe or get a paper cut?

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#151

Would you rather eat a spoonful of cat food or a whole plate of your least favorite food?

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#152

Would you rather eat prime rib with a spoon or soup with a fork?

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#153

Would you rather listen to an annoying laugh for a whole day or get tickled for one hour?

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Stormy
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Tickled. I can’t stand annoying chatter and laughs, full stop.

#154

Would you rather be famous on the internet or in real life?

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#155

Would you rather be someone’s pet goldfish or a wild lizard?

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DonJorge
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lizard. A Komodo dragon. Captive goldfish do not really enjoy life.

#156

Would you rather be born without knees or without elbows?

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm missing an elbow due to a terrible accident. I could go without the other one too.

#157

Would you rather only be able to wear sweatpants for the rest of your life or only be able to wear suits for the rest of your life?

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#159

Would you rather be 11 feet tall or 9 inches tall?

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#160

Would you rather wear the same socks for a month or the same underwear for a week?

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Stormy
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No problem…I don’t wear underwear, so going a week in dirty ones is a nonissue! 🤣

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#161

Would you rather work an overtime shift with your annoying boss or spend full day with your mother-in-law?

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#162

Would you rather never eat watermelon ever again or be forced to eat watermelon with every meal?

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#163

Would you rather take amazing selfies but look terrible in all other photos or be photogenic everywhere but in your selfies?

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#164

Would you rather have skin that changes color based on your emotions or tattoos appear all over your body depicting what you did yesterday?

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#165

Would you rather have a cook or a maid?

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#166

Would you rather spend two weeks stuck in a psychiatric hospital or stuck in an airport?

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#167

Would you rather live the rest of your life as a monk or followed continuously by paparazzi?

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#168

Would you rather only be able to watch movies starring The Rock or only be able to watch movies starring Leonardo DiCaprio?

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DennyS (denzoren)
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Leonardo DiCaprio, no offense to The Rock but he is easily type-cast. DiCaprio has a lot of range.

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#169

Would you rather walk barefoot in a public restroom or get poisoned?

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#170

Would you rather wear winter clothes all year long or summer clothes all year long?

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Kathryn Baylis
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Summer clothes. I used to be cold at 70 degrees F, but the older I get, the more hot natured I get. I’d rather not drown in my own sweat all summer long. Besides, you didn’t say I couldn’t wear ALL my summer clothes at the same time if I get chilly.

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#171

Would you rather have terrible gas all the time or burp out loud constantly?

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#172

Would you rather talk like Darth Vader or speak in the language of the Middle Ages?

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Stormy
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Any middle age language. I know Middle English…well not so well these days, but in college n graduate school it was practically essential (degrees in English and Linguistics)

#173

Would you rather have a weird-looking smile or a weird-sounding laugh?

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You don't really know you have a weird-sounding laugh.

#174

Would you rather have bad breath or smelly feet?

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#175

Would you rather sneeze every time you say hi or have the urge to pee every time you ask a question?

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#176

Would you rather be in a fight club that meets once a month or a book club that meets every day?

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#177

Would you rather go without deodorant the day you meet your celebrity crush or run into them when you just rolled out of bed?

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just rolled out of bed. I do that already when I go places.

#178

Would you rather walk through Disneyland wearing a shirt with your most embarrassing childhood nickname on it or go to your class reunion with a big zit?

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#179

Would you rather be allergic to sunlight or allergic to your own sweat?

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Stormy
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I already am allergic to sun (we’ll get rashes)….but allergic to sweat sounds really uncomfortable to0

#180

Would you rather spend your whole life underground or underwater?

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#181

Would you rather give up all of your photographs with your partner or lose your entire text history with your partner?

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We don't really take pictures and our text looks like "hey can you stop at Tim Hortons?" or "it's garbage day tomorrow". LOL.

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#182

Would you rather get matching piercings or matching tattoos?

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#183

Would you rather find out your partner hates dogs or find out that they cheated on their ex?

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Anna Ewing
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Both would be deal breakers for me, so it doesn't really matter, that relationship is over either way.

#184

Would you rather take your kids or your in-laws with you on date night?

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#185

Would you rather only be able to eat something that comes out of a can or only eat something that grows in the ground?

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#186

Would you rather put maple syrup or Nutella on everything you ate?

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

REAL maple syrup. But wow, I'd get sick after a while.

#187

Would you rather wear a constantly changing outfit or a constantly changing hairstyle?

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There's no way I'm going to trust an AI on either of those.

#188

Would you rather never have a life without air conditioning or never be able to use deodorant?

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There are so many ways to replace deodorant; let's go for that one.

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#189

Would you rather have to shave your head or to have your nose pierced?

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Stormy
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nose piercing. Did a crappy job of it back in the early 80s by doing it myself. Can’t see the hole at all. Healed and closed in quickly

#190

Would you rather have a hook for a hand or peg for a leg?

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Stormy
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Peg leg. I’m already more clumsy with my hands! 🤣

#191

Would you rather grow a ponytail down to your ankles or have a huge Adam's apple?

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#192

Would you rather have to make a one-minute speech in front of 10,000 people or have to kiss a frog?

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Devin Singh
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Once again, I was a HS teacher. I'm over the whole public speaking thing. You get used to it when you have to do it every day for 6 hours.

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#193

Would you rather buy 10 things you don't need every time you go shopping or always forget the one thing that you need when you go to the store?

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#194

Would you rather communicate only in emoji or never be able to text at all ever again?

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#195

Would you rather have a mullet for a year or be bald (no wigs!) for six months?

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#196

Would you rather work more hours per day, but fewer days or work fewer hours per day, but more days?

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#197

Would you rather always have the hiccups or always have big sweat stains under your arms?

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#198

Would you rather have a full-blown moustache for a year or permanently hairy legs for ten years?

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