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There’s no denying that our lives are full of weary questions - some encountered daily while others creep up on you at the most inconvenient hours. First, we have the existential ones, like What kind of potato would I be. Then, we have those that require immediate attention, like What would happen if I eat the whole pizza. Lastly, there’s the category of questions you just HAVE to know the answers to, such as Do pigeons get sick drinking water from puddles. So many questions, so many decisions and solutions - not that much fun. But, there’s one more category of questions that balances out the unpleasantness of the itching dilemmas at hand, and it’s the group of Would You Rather questions. Fun questions perfect for knowing more about yourself, about your friends, and colleagues; just don’t be surprised when you figure out one of them is a secret anise-lover or prefers cats over dogs. 

See, not every question in life has to be of great importance or weight; some are here just for fun. I, for one, was surprised over some of the choices in these Would You Rather inquiries and would love to keep them to myself. The more curious thing, though, would be to see your answers, dear readers, to these Would You Rather questions, so do not hesitate to comment on each of them! Now, scroll down below, check out the silly questions, and give us your answers - it might be fun. However, if you want it to be even more fun, share this article with your friends and see what they have to say!

#1

Would you rather glow bright pink every time you're attracted to someone or glow bright red every time someone annoys you?

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Unnamed Hooman
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Actually, pink! People would make me mad on purpose and test my patience

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Two thousand seven
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Bright red when I'm annoyed. So people can know when they piss me off, cause I know I rarely ever speak up for myself lol

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Deth Invictus
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Red is a good warning colour in nature but it would suck if you were colourblind on that spectrum.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

All the attractions? Because there is lots of types... I'm going to have to say red.

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DennyS (denzoren)
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can use the red as a defense mechanism...the pink would just embarrass me even more. Lol

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Red. It’d be really hard to keep a crush secret with the other one. Also I don’t mind people knowing if im annoyed with them

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Axolotl King
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Pink would be embarrassing, red would probably end with me coming out to my parents, neither is a good option

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RandomHumanBean
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

bright red. maybe ittl make annoying siblings terrified and run away from me, effectively getting me left alone.

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snipergun
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Red. It would make me think if pink would be when someone annoys me but everyone would think I have feelings for them.

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RandomX123
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Red. Bright enough to blind them and make them scream *insert SpongeBob leg-breaker guy voice* "My Eyes!"

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#2

Would you rather have psychic powers or the ability to remember every fact you learn?

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#3

Would you rather have a photographic memory or an IQ of 200?

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#4

Would you rather travel the world for free for a year or have $50,000 to spend however you please?

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Travel the world for free. That includes hotel costs, food and transportation, so all in all, it's worth more than $50,000.

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#5

Would you rather lose a finger or have a headache every day for the rest of your life?

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#6

Would you rather be in a bad relationship for the rest of your life or be single forever?

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#7

Would you rather have a pause or a rewind button in your life?

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#8

Would you rather lose the ability to read or lose the ability to speak?

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ability to speak. Sign language and writing notes covers that.

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#9

Would you rather have the power of invisibility or be able to fly?

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#12

Would you rather solve world hunger or global warming?

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#13

Would you rather be the funniest person in every room or the most intelligent person in every room?

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BusLady
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Funny. I think it would be a joy to make people laugh, because it makes them happy and they can forget their troubles for a while.

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#14

Would you rather give up all of your photographs with your partner or lost your entire text history with your partner?

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#15

Would you rather have telekinesis (the ability to move things with your mind) or telepathy (the ability to read minds)?

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Telepathy? No, I probably don't want to know what people are really thinking about me. Lol. Telekinesis, yeah, because then I could be lazy.

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#16

Would you rather go back to the past and meet your loved ones who passed away or go to the future to meet your children or grandchildren to be?

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#17

Would you rather let your boss or your parents see your full internet history?

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#18

Would you rather be captured by pirates or Old West bad guys?

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#21

Would you rather oversleep every day for a week or not get any sleep at all for four days?

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#22

Would you rather wear sweatpants every day for the rest of your life or never wear sweatpants again?

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#23

Would you rather be rich and alone or be poor and find true love?

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#24

Would you rather hunt and butcher your own meat or never eat meat again?

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#25

Would you rather spend a year entirely alone or a year without a home?

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#26

Would you rather be able to control your own emotions or be able to control other people's emotions?

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#27

Would you rather be middle-class now or a multi-millionaire 150 years ago?

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have to say 150 years ago power of money meant so much more and rules were difficult to maintain... So that.

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#28

Would you rather have to say "I love you" to everyone you meet or never say "I love you" to anyone?

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#29

Would you rather be in jail for five years or be in a coma for a decade?

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I feel like half my life has been barely above a coma anyway, so I'll stick to what I know ...

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#30

Would you rather have universal respect or unlimited power?

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#31

Would you rather give up your cellphone for a month or bathing for a month?

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#32

Would you rather be able to speak any language or be able to communicate with animals?

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Communicate with animals. Some people are not worth hearing, in any language

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#33

Would you rather have bad breath or smelly feet?

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Smelly feet, at least you can hide some of the smell with socks and shoes. Breath on the other hand is a different story, especially when talking to people.

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#34

Would you rather only be able to whisper or only be able to shout?

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#35

Would you rather your pet be able to speak to you but not understand what you're saying or your pet understand every word you say but not be able to speak?

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#36

Would you rather speak only in a baby voice for a day or only be spoken to in a baby voice for a day?

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm old. People already speak to me in a baby voice. It's true! :-)🧓

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#37

Would you rather spend a week in the forest or a night in a real haunted house?

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#38

Would you rather live a peaceful life in a small cabin in the woods or a drama-filled life in a mansion in a big city?

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#39

Would you rather have to wear wet socks every day or only be allowed to wash your hair once a year?

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#40

Would you rather date someone much older than you or much younger than you?

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#41

Would you rather know how you're going to die or how your S.O. is going to die?

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Dani Alexander
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If I get to pick my SO, does that I mean I have any control to stop to delay their deaths?

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#42

Would you rather end every phone call with “I love you” or accidentally call your partner the wrong name during a fight?

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Love triumphs over the pure evil that would be spawned by uttering the name of another during battle.

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#44

Would you rather be extremely wealthy but only able to walk everywhere or broke but able to travel anywhere in the world?

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#45

Would you rather your S.O. have an annoying best friend or an intimidating ex?

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's easy peasy coz my hubby does have an annoying best friend lol. Been putting up with him for almost 20 years.

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#46

Would you rather hear a comforting lie or an uncomfortable truth?

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#47

Would you rather have police hunting you down for a crime you didn’t commit or a serial killer actually hunting you?

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#48

Would you rather adopt a British accent every time you're having a serious conversation or laugh every time someone cries?

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#49

Would you rather wear jeans one size too small or shoes two sizes too big?

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I guess I would choose the jeans. Bad fitting shoes are painful and bad for your feet.

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#50

Would you rather have a head the size of a tennis ball or the size of a watermelon?

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I already have a head the size of a watermelon. Seriously, when it comes to headgear one size definitely does not fit all. So tennis ball.

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#51

Would you rather be in a real-life version of The Walking Dead or Jurassic Park?

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#52

Would you rather own a car with a horn that plays "YMCA" every time you touch it or own a car with your kid's favorite cartoon painted on the side?

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#53

Would you rather have a backstage pass to see your favorite artist or a ticket to a premiere with your favorite actor?

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#54

Would you rather live in a different fancy hotel every night with unlimited room service credit or live in your dream home but not be able to hire any help?

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#55

Would you rather eat prime rib with a spoon or soup with a fork?

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#56

Would you rather wear your partner's clothes for a month or let them pick out yours?

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#57

Would you rather know all of your S.O. exes personally or never learn anything about them at all?

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Don't ask what you don't want to know. Don't expect your SO to sugarcoat anything to spare your feelings. Your SO may be blatantly honest. You can't unknow, you can't unhear. This Don't ask, Don't tell policy should apply to everybody.

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#58

Would you rather take your kids or your in-laws with you on date night?

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#59

Would you rather change the outcome of the last election or get to decide the outcome of the next election?

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#60

Would you rather eat only pizza for a year or not eat any pizza for five years?

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would give it up for 5 years. By that time, you might never want to eat it again anyway.

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#61

Would you rather win the lottery but have to spend it all in one day or triple your current salary forever?

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#62

Would you rather lose the ability to use GPS for the rest of your life or lose the ability to use a credit card?

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Pfft, I don't even know how to use a GPS anyway so no big deal. Although losing the ability to use a credit card would be beneficial.

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#63

Would you rather work for Michael Scott or Mr. Burns?

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#64

Would you rather celebrate the Fourth of July with Taylor Swift or Christmas with Mariah Carey?

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#65

Would you rather sing everything you say or dance every time you walk?

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#66

Would you rather never use the internet again or never fly on an airplane again?

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#67

Would you rather get matching piercings or matching tattoos?

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Piercings, if you get bored of them or outgrow them you can always take it out. Tattoos are kinda for life

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#68

Would you rather have your S.O. give you a massage or get a professional massage together?

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#69

Would you rather team up with Wonder Woman or Captain Marvel?

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#70

Would you rather have another 10 years with your partner or a one-night stand with your celebrity crush?

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Does that mean ONLY 10 years with my partner? I hope it’s much longer than that

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#71

Would you rather vomit on your hero or have your hero vomit on you?

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#72

Would you rather watch nothing but Hallmark Christmas movies or nothing but horror movies?

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love me a good Christmas movie and I'm a sucker for hallmark movies. Even though they are soooo predictable.

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#73

Would you rather sip gin with Ryan Reynolds or shoot tequila with Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson?

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't like gin (sorry Ryan) and tequila makes me ten foot tall and bulletproof ( sorry Rock) so I'll just stay home on this one.

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#74

Would you rather walk to work in heels or drive to work in reverse?

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

one would result in death/serious injury, the other that's much less likely

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#75

Would you rather forget your partner’s birthday or your anniversary every year?

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#76

Would you rather have to wear stilettos to sleep or have to wear slippers everywhere you go?

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Scagsy
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There are people where I live who think nothing of popping to the shop in PJs, slippers and dressing gown. It's quite the look around here. So slippers it is. Nobody would even notice.

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#77

Would you rather listen to your least-favorite song on a loop for a year or never listen to any music at all for a year?

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#78

Would you rather give up cursing forever or give up ice cream for 12 years?

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#79

Would you rather be locked for a week in a room that’s overly bright or a room that’s totally dark?

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#81

Would you rather confess to cheating on your partner or catch your partner cheating on you?

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#82

Would you rather have spaghetti for hair or sweat mayonnaise?

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#83

Would you rather live forever with an eyelash in your eye or spinach in your teeth?

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#85

Would you rather accidentally like an old photo of your ex on Instagram or accidentally send a sext to your mom?

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#86

Would you rather have your Netflix viewing history made public or your Spotify listening history made public?

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#87

Would you rather only be able to communicate via emojis or only be able to communicate via slang words?

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#88

Would you rather watch your most embarrassing childhood moment on a one-hour loop every month or remember it once every day for the rest of your life?

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#89

Would you rather sing your favorite song all by yourself in front of an arena full or people or just in front of the original artist alone?

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#90

Would you rather have to wear a bib every time you go out to eat or drink from a sippy cup every time you're at a bar?

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#91

Would you rather make decent money doing what you love or get rich from a job that you hate?

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#92

Would you rather have to kiss every person you meet or never kiss your partner again?

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#93

Would you rather have to shower every day in scalding hot water or in freezing cold water?

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#94

Would you rather know when you're going to die or how you're going to die?

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#95

Would you rather have all of your Google searches or all of the photos on your phone made public?

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#96

Would you rather have eyes that can film everything or ears that can record everything?

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#97

Would you rather never be able to go out during the day or never be able to go out at night?

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#98

Would you rather be trapped on a desert island with someone who never speaks or with someone who never shuts up?

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#99

Would you rather never be able to watch your favorite movie again or never be able to listen to your favorite album again?

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#100

Would you rather have your S.O. look through all your text/chat/email history or your boss?

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My SO wouldn’t judge. Then again, my bosses probably wouldn’t care

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#101

Would you rather own five dogs or ten cats?

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Scagsy
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Could I maybe have ten dogs? Is that on the table? Because I would, you know. I'd have ten dogs. For sure.

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#102

Would you rather date someone with their ex's name tattooed on their chest or date someone whose ex lives next door?

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ex next door if they’re cool and there truly are no leftover feelings

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#103

Would you rather let your S.O. look at your text messages or let them control your finances?

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#104

Would you rather get stuck in an elevator with your ex or with your partner and their ex?

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#105

Would you rather date someone who doesn't get your favorite movie or someone who can't stand the music you like?

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#106

Would you rather have the ability to see 10 minutes into the future or 150 years into the future?

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

150 years. Then I could become a successful Sci-fi author.

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#107

Would you rather be chronically under-dressed or overdressed?

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Overdressed. I could be more elegant and would be taken much more seriously.

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#108

Would you rather labor under a hot sun or extreme cold?

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Extreme cold, working will keep me warm until body parts start falling off.

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#109

Would you rather have Beyoncé’s talent or Jay-Z‘s business acumen?

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#110

Would you rather be 11 feet tall or nine inches tall?

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Ben Moss
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I’d rather be 11 feet tall. Both options would probably cause all kinds of health problems and eventually kill me though

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#111

Would you rather be an extra in an Oscar-winning movie or the lead in a box office bomb?

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Ben Moss
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I work as a background extra and I would absolutely choose to be the lead in a flop

#112

Would you rather have a sing-off with Ariana Grande or a dance-off with Rihanna?

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'd embarrass myself in both situations lol. It would be fun to meet either of them in person though. If I had to choose, sing off with ariana

#113

Would you rather always be 10 minutes late or always be 20 minutes early?

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#114

Would you rather lose all your teeth or lose a day of your life every time you kissed someone?

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#115

Would you rather be forced to live the same day over and over again for a full year, or take 3 years off the end of your life?

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#116

Would you rather get a paper cut every time you turn a page or bite your tongue every time you eat?

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#117

Would you rather have people spread a terrible lie about you or have people spread terrible but true tales about you?

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Georgia Hebert
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oooooo, I'll pick terrible truths. Hopefully people would leave me alone afterwards.

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#118

Would you rather be the absolute best at something that no one takes seriously or be average at something well respected?

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Linda Lee
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm an average cook but people like what I make and are appreciative. That's a great feeling.

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#119

Would you rather live in a treehouse or in a cave?

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#120

Would you rather be in history books for something terrible or be forgotten completely after you die?

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm dead so why would I care if people forget about me. I wouldn't want to be remembered for doing something terrible. Not because I would care but because it may affect my family and other ancestors.

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#121

Would you rather have a mullet for a year or be bald (no wigs!) for six months?

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BusLady
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I guess I could deal with the mullet. Even if it breaks my achy breaky heart.

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#122

Would you rather be alone all your life or surrounded by really annoying people?

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Alone. I would end up committing a hate crime with the annoying people.

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#123

Would you rather have seven fingers on each hand or seven toes on each foot?

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Ben Moss
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

7 fully functional fingers sounds like I could become the world’s best musician

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#124

Would you rather ask your ex or a total stranger for a favor?

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#125

Would you rather sleep in a doghouse or let stray dogs sleep in your bed?

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#126

Would you rather have Adele’s voice or Normani’s dance moves?

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#127

Would you rather have 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife or always have a knife but never be able to use spoons?

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#128

Would you rather detect every lie you hear or get away with every lie you tell?

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#129

Would you rather spend the weekend with pirates or ninjas?

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#130

Would you rather never use social media again or never watch another movie ever again?

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#131

Would you rather have a hamster-sized dog or a dog-sized hamster?

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#132

Would you rather give up chocolate for a year or your smartphone for a month?

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'd choose the phone. Wonder what it feels like after all these years of having one and being reachable nearly 24/7. Had my first Nokia 3210 with 16, so owned one for the major part of my life.

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#133

Would you rather get a face tattoo of something of your choosing or a tattoo in a discreet area chosen by someone else?

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#134

Would you rather only be able to watch one show for the rest of your life or only be able to watch the first episode of any show for the rest of your life?

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#135

Would you rather have to hunt for everything you eat or eat only McDonald's for every meal?

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#136

Would you rather be in a fight club that meets once a month or a book club that meets every day?

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RandomHumanBean
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

books books bokkity books. boks and books and books. BOOKS I TELL YOU BOOKS! yeah, books.

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#137

Would you rather always say what you're thinking or never be able to speak again?

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ispeak catanese
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It would be better never to speak. Not every thought is worthy of being spoken.

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#138

Would you rather be forced to sing along to every song that you hear or be forced to dance along to every song that you hear?

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#139

Would you rather live in the Harry Potter universe with no powers or be a Death Eater?

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#140

Would you rather have "Baby Shark" stuck in your head forever or the jingle from your least favorite commercial?

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Baby shark hands down. Just thinking about my least favourite commercial is enough.

#141

Would you rather wear hideous glasses that are perfect for your eyesight or flattering ones that make your vision a tiny bit blurry?

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#142

Would you rather never be able to die or have to relive your death over and over for all of eternity?

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Linda Lee
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My Godfather outlived every adult he ever knew. He said that was a fate worse than death.

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#143

Would you rather give up brushing your hair or brushing your teeth for the rest of your life?

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#144

Would you rather get lost in the wilderness or in a dangerous city?

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Vig
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wilderness. At least the way I would die would be because of nature and not because of some scumbag

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#145

Would you rather only be able to eat something that comes out of a can or only eat something that grows in the ground?

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T.
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The ground. Wouldn't want to miss all the kinds of potato dishes.

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#146

Would you rather be allergic to sunlight or allergic to your own sweat?

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#147

Would you rather have your own personal chef or instantly become a gourmet chef yourself?

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#148

Would you rather get in a fistfight with a stronger person or fall down a flight of stairs?

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#149

Would you rather have an assistant to reply to all of your emails or an assistant to do all of your grocery shopping?

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#150

Would you rather vacation in the busiest European city or the most remote tropical island?

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#151

Would you rather let your partner decorate your entire home or have to do it yourself with no help?

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Vig
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Myself. I would hate anyone’s input normally anyway.

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#152

Would you rather be with someone who's always really late or who's always really early?

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Vig
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Early. I have no patience for people who are always late

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#153

Would you rather have a partner who takes a lot of selfies or one who takes a lot of pictures of you?

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#154

Would you rather your partner had a job that was life-threatening or one that took up a lot of their time?

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#155

Would you rather let your partner choose every movie you watch or pick every restaurant you eat at?

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#156

Would you rather date someone who your family loves and your friends despise or who your friends love and your family despises?

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#157

Would you rather have an arranged marriage or spend the rest of your life single?

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Ben Moss
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If single = unmarried, I could easily handle that. If it means never dating, never having love or sex in my life, I’d have to choose arranged marriage

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#158

Would you rather wear a Halloween costume to your wedding or wear sweatpants on every date for the next two years?

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#159

Would you rather date someone with an overbearing ex or someone with overbearing parents?

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#160

Would you rather have the ability to always pick out the perfect gift for your partner or have them always be able to pick out the perfect gift for you?

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#161

Would you rather stay in during a snow day or build a fort?

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#162

Would you rather buy 10 things you don’t need every time you go shopping or always forget the one thing that you need when you go to the store?

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Vig
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Doesn’t the 2nd choice already mean you’re doing the 1st?

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#163

Would you rather be royalty 1,000 years ago or an average person today?

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Joran Quinten
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I.m pretty sure the average person today lives better than royalty 1000 years ago

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#164

Would you rather cuddle a koala or pal around with a panda?

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#165

Would you rather always have B.O. and not know it or always smell B.O. on everyone else?

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#166

Would you rather always have a full phone battery or a full gas tank?

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#167

Would you rather have a child every year for 20 years or never have any children at all?

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#168

Would you rather take amazing selfies but look terrible in all other photos or be photogenic everywhere but in your selfies?

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Two thousand seven
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Amazing selfies. I'd like to feel happy with the way that I look for once.

#169

Would you rather Danny DeVito or Danny Trejo play you in a movie?

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#170

Would you rather be able to take back anything you say or hear any conversation that is about you?

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#171

Would you rather have skin that changes color based on your emotions or tattoos appear all over your body depicting what you did yesterday?

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Colour changing skin, but what would the colours be? Happy: Yellow, Angry: Red, Sad: Blue, Jealous: Green, Embarrassed: Pink, Scared: Pale? Hell yeah, the entire Power Rangers team, all in one!

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#172

Would you rather have Billie Eilish‘s future or Madonna’s legacy?

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#173

Would you rather have Angelina Jolie’s lips or with Jennifer Aniston‘s hair?

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Two thousand seven
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Jennifer Anistons hair please! I really hate the hair that I have and her hair is nice

#174

Would you rather be in a zombie apocalypse or a robot apocalypse?

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#175

Would you rather have super-sensitive taste buds or super-sensitive hearing?

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#176

Would you rather go vegan for a month or only eat meat and dairy for a month?

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#177

Would you rather someone see all the photos in your phone or read all your text messages?

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#178

Would you rather have a South Park-themed wedding or a Family Guy-themed funeral?

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#179

Would you rather drink sour milk or brush your teeth with soap?

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Ben Moss
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Eww! I guess I’d brush with soap, probably less likely to make me puke

#180

Would you rather be tall and average looking or three feet tall but beautiful?

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#181

Would you rather fight 1,000 ant-sized bulls or one bull-sized ant?

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#182

Would you rather sneeze every time you say hi or have the urge to pee every time you ask a question?

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#183

Would you rather go without deodorant the day you meet your celebrity crush or run into them when you just rolled out of bed?

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#184

Would you rather walk through Disneyland wearing a shirt with your most embarrassing childhood nickname on it or go to your class reunion with a big zit?

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#185

Would you rather have to keep a terrible hair cut for a month or let your mother dress you for a month?

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#186

Would you rather take unlimited plane trips in a middle seat or one a year in the most extravagant first class cabin?

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#187

Would you rather eat the same meal every day for the rest of your life or never get to eat out again?

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#188

Would you rather sell all your possessions and hit the road in an R.V. or have everything you want at your fingertips and never be able to travel?

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#189

Would you rather lose the ability to read or the ability to speak?

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#190

Would you rather always get stuck in traffic or always have a terribly slow internet connection?

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#191

Would you rather always be dressed a little too cold or a little too warm for the weather (no taking off layers!)?

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#192

Would you rather be shot into space or explore the deepest depths of the sea?

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#193

Would you rather switch places with a spider or a mouse?

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#194

Would you rather your partner had really long hair or no hair at all?

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2 years ago

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#195

Would you rather exist in a world with only your S.O. or everyone but your S.O.?

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#196

Would you rather find out your partner hates dogs or find out that they cheated on their ex?

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#197

On a first date, would you rather have hiccups the entire time or noticeably spill sauce on your shirt?

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#198

Would you rather feel like you know your partner better than anyone or feel like they surprise you every day?

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#199

Would you rather your S.O. read your childhood or everything you've texted about them to your friends?

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Linda Lee
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Read my childhood what? Report cards? Medical records? Comic books?

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#200

Would you rather find true love today or win the lottery next year?

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#201

Would you rather swim in a pool full of Nutella or a pool full of maple syrup?

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#202

Would you rather wear the same socks for a month or the same underwear for a week?

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#203

Would you rather work an overtime shift with your annoying boss or spend full day with your mother-in-law?

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#204

Would you rather die in 20 years with no regrets or live to 100 with a lot of regrets?

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#205

Would you rather spend a year at war or a year in prison?

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Ben Moss
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think the American prison system would be just as traumatic

#206

Would you rather lose all of your friends but keep your BFF or lose your BFF but keep the rest of your buds?

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#208

Would you rather have to wear every shirt inside out or every pair of pants backward?

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Ben Moss
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At least with the inside out shirts I could be comfortable

#209

Would you rather be always stuck in traffic but find a perfect parking spot or never hit traffic but always take forever to park?

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#210

Would you rather go on tour with Elton John or Cher?

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#211

Would you rather be the funniest person in a room or the smartest person in a room?

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#212

Would you rather live until you are 200 and look your age or look like you’re 22 your whole life, but die at age 65?

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#213

Would you rather only be able to listen to one song for the rest of your life or only be able to watch one movie for the rest of your life?

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#214

Would you rather never get a cold ever again or never be stuck in traffic ever again?

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Ben Moss
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Never get a cold. I HATE getting colds it’s pure torture for days on end

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#215

Would you rather visit the International Space Station for a week or spend a week in a hotel at the bottom of the ocean?

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Kevin Wright
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Bottom of the ocean. If that were possible it would mean we've made *massive* strides in material technology. Maybe even enough that a space elevator is within our reach.

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#216

Would you rather burb soap bubbles when you're drunk or have your hair turn green when you're drunk?

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#217

Would you rather never have to wait in line or always have a parking spot?

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Parking always. I live in a large city where parking is tough..

#218

Would you rather have chapped lips you can never get rid of or dandruff you can never get rid of?

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#219

Would you rather never be able to get a haircut again or never be able to shave again?

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#220

Would you rather never be able to lie or never be able to tell when someone's lying to you?

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Linda Lee
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you can never tell if you're being lied to then you will always be taken advantage of. I don't want to give up my intuition.

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#221

Would you rather wear your S.O.'s underwear or go commando?

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#222

Would you rather get cheated on and know about it or not get cheated on and always be suspicious?

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#223

Would you rather go on a romantic, lazy beach vacation with your S.O. or a busy tour of a foreign city?

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#224

Would you rather lounge by the pool or on the beach?

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#225

Would you rather find a rat in your kitchen or a roach in your bed?

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#226

Would you rather never eat watermelon ever again or be forced to eat watermelon with every meal?

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#227

Would you rather get trapped in the middle of a food fight or a water balloon fight?

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#228

Would you rather walk in on your parents or have them walk in on you?

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KittyGaming
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I watch anime so probably my parents walk in on me, when I was playing ddlc yesterday my mom walked in WHEN SAYORI DIED

#229

Would you rather win $25,000 or your best friend win $100,00?

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KittyGaming
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Bestie because she is amazing and would most likely thank me with anything I want because shes ma bestie

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#230

Would you rather stay the age you are physically forever or stay the way you are now financially forever?

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#231

Would you rather be beautiful and stupid or unattractive but a genius?

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Two thousand seven
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm already unattractive and kind of smart I guess.. I hate being unattractive, I love being smart. Hmmmmm this one's difficult.

#232

Would you rather people knew all the details of your finances or all the details of your love life?

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#233

Would you rather get your paycheck given to you in pennies or never be able to use cash again?

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#234

Would you rather see Lady Gaga in a movie or see Bradley Cooper in concert?

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#235

Would you rather have to hunt and gather all of your food or eat McDonald’s for every meal?

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#236

Would you rather have a driver to take you everywhere or a private chef who makes all your meals?

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#237

Would you rather marry someone who does not love you or marry someone you do not love?

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#238

Would you rather work the job you have now for a year at double your current rate of pay or have one year off with what you are making now?

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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Im a teen so i dont work but youtube with extra money and thats my dream job

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#239

Would you rather steal Duchess Meghan or Duchess Kate’s style?

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