You will make a complete fool out of yourself many times before you master the art of seduction. Some pickups, however, are so terrible, they deserve the most savage comebacks they can get. To teach you a thing or two about contacting your newest Tinder match, Bored Panda has compiled a list of the worst pickup ideas you should avoid like the cold.

From obnoxious compliments to super-cheesy openers, even Cupid himself couldn't repair the damage these messages made. Don't be in such a rush to hit 'Send;' there's a delete button for a reason. Scroll down to read the cringy pickup disasters and upvote your favorite entries.

#1

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Steve Bowman
Community Member
2 years ago

BAM!

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#2

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Hans
Community Member
2 years ago

Better ugluyy than typing-challenged.

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#3

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Neeraj Jha
Community Member
2 years ago

Hahahaha

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#4

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Neeraj Jha
Community Member
2 years ago

She is sitting on the floor which is lava and you got burnt!

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#5

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Zelda
Community Member
2 years ago

12 percent is the mood the guy is feeling now. :/

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#6

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tindernightmares Report

Angie Scanes
Community Member
2 years ago

boom

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#7

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tindernightmares Report

Chyppa Homer
Community Member
2 years ago

"Lie to me, Pinocchio !"

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#8

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Hope Floats
Community Member
2 years ago

''Japanties''?....How old is this kid? 10?....

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#9

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Chyppa Homer
Community Member
2 years ago

He politely explained himself. That`s a gentleman. Go for it ! :D

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#10

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Neeraj Jha
Community Member
2 years ago

And I thought I have terrible pickup lines.

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#11

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coffee zombie
Community Member
2 years ago

Is he talking to a freezer? Freezer doesn't have a d and should put his d in one :)

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#12

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stellermatt
Community Member
2 years ago

'in a while'...

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#13

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Hans
Community Member
2 years ago

Overpaid puppy cuddling instructor would be my answer.

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#14

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Sophster
Community Member
2 years ago

projection

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#15

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Thomas Kolev
Community Member
2 years ago

CREEEEPY!

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#16

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coffee zombie
Community Member
2 years ago

Sounds like a seedless watermelon

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#17

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tindernightmares Report

Neena Lahkar
Community Member
2 years ago

What?! How do I unsee this?

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#18

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Chyppa Homer
Community Member
2 years ago

Isn't it illegal to drain juices out of overfed poultry in your country ? Sounds like it should be O_o

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#19

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Neeraj Jha
Community Member
2 years ago

As an Indian man, I am sorry on his behalf... to you... to Economics... and the most of all.... to the English language.

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#20

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Vlad Horobet
Community Member
2 years ago

I don't think he speaks "no".

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#21

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Dara
Community Member
2 years ago

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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#22

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Neeraj Jha
Community Member
2 years ago

Dayum!

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#23

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'That'guy
Community Member
2 years ago

well that escalated quickly

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#24

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Neeraj Jha
Community Member
2 years ago

Well... honest at least.

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#25

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Thomas Kolev
Community Member
2 years ago

Smooth dude. -_-

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#26

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Neeraj Jha
Community Member
2 years ago

That is the question.

BoredBirgit
Community Member
2 years ago

Oh I like your kind of humor so much, laughing at most of your comments. (This is no pick up line)

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Christine
Community Member
2 years ago

Whoooa calm down there Ross.

Cristina B.
Community Member
2 years ago

Haha! Good one! :))

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schmenkman
Community Member
2 years ago

that's some good weed

Nick P
Community Member
2 years ago

The height of Dumbness....

Vayda Strnad
Community Member
2 years ago

Haha this sounds like my Mama when she first got a phone

Ruth oro
Community Member
2 years ago

I cant even ....

Tanja Caloi
Community Member
2 years ago

ahaha ok this one had me laughing out loud :')

stellermatt
Community Member
2 years ago

marks not here man...

Gage Franke
Community Member
22 hours ago

Honestly, I'd take complete idiot over entitled creep any day.

Rainbow_Gal05
Community Member
2 years ago

that was just painful

Weeping Willowz (WeepingWillowz)
Community Member
2 years ago

Guessing that English isn’t the first language there...

Kov3rdInKiwi
Community Member
2 years ago

And from that day on, he never got laid for he was hella stupid.

Carol Williams
Community Member
2 years ago

How much ganja?

Virgil Blue
Community Member
2 years ago

We have a real winner here....

Long Joan Silver
Community Member
2 years ago

Dumbass alert!

Christina Sersif
Community Member
2 years ago

the smart one clearly

Justi
Community Member
2 years ago

this is too funny!

Rianna Seo
Community Member
2 years ago

*facepalm*

00GABRIELLE 00GOOCH
Community Member
2 years ago

lol

DancingToMyself
Community Member
2 years ago

Mark Tyson

Allayna
Community Member
2 years ago

i am so confused XD

Enjil Harrah
Community Member
2 years ago

🙄

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#27

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Neena Lahkar
Community Member
2 years ago

And you remember you were given the options?!

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#28

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Christine
Community Member
2 years ago

Polygamy is a thing...

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#29

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Angie Scanes
Community Member
2 years ago

niiiiiiiice lol

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#30

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A Ghost
Community Member
2 years ago

This makes me so uncomfortable

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#31

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coffee zombie
Community Member
2 years ago

Thank heavens for that one odd doctor.

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#32

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Pamela24
Community Member
2 years ago

What? (No, don't explain if you know more that would make sense, please, I don't wanna know.)

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#33

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Neeraj Jha
Community Member
2 years ago

I like how she said "yeah" just to see how bad can it be..

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#34

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stellermatt
Community Member
2 years ago

seems legit

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#36

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Lilly Friedman
Community Member
2 years ago

...this screen shot is from the sender's screen, i don't trust it

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#37

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Shana Gray
Community Member
2 years ago

Brilliant!!! Lol. I'm still laughing at this one!!

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#38

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Saurabh Mistry
Community Member
2 years ago

somebody teach him English and manners.

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#39

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Katie M
Community Member
2 years ago

This one is also from the sender's screen...

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#40

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Tiny Dynamine
Community Member
2 years ago

Put your shovel down, child.

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#41

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Vlad Horobet
Community Member
2 years ago

Yes, that emoji makes the Oops so legit.

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#42

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schmenkman
Community Member
2 years ago

yeah this one's real. not.

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#43

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Neeraj Jha
Community Member
2 years ago

hahahahaha. Owned.

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#44

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Neeraj Jha
Community Member
2 years ago

Jamie?

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#45

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athornedrose
Community Member
2 years ago

termites chew right through wood soooo.......

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#46

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stellermatt
Community Member
2 years ago

see, these are the questions.

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#47

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Chyppa Homer
Community Member
2 years ago

Skills acquired over long relationship ? What, you do housework and endure nagging ?

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#48

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coffee zombie
Community Member
2 years ago

There's a last page too. Let's see how desperate you are.

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#49

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TrueRavenclaw
Community Member
2 years ago

staged

#50

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Chyppa Homer
Community Member
2 years ago

must've passed her use-by date :)

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#51

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Julia Previte
Community Member
2 years ago

I'm surprised he spelled sugartits right vertically.

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#52

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Eric Cox
Community Member
2 years ago

Didn't I just see this one? is there a glitch in the Matrix?

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#53

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Tiny Dynamine
Community Member
2 years ago

I often wonder why, after thousands of years of civilisation, we are still in an age where we have so many problems. Then, things like this remind me.

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#54

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Giorgio Prodoti
Community Member
2 years ago

sooo... I have a small dick.

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#55

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schmenkman
Community Member
2 years ago

this is just stupid. And why did he post it?

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#56

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Rogue
Community Member
2 years ago

cringy and lame ass.

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#57

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Just Amiable
Community Member
2 years ago

Lmfao 😂 💯 ...

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#58

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UniversalMel
Community Member
2 years ago

I would lmao

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#59

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Hawk
Community Member
2 years ago

Damn

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#60

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Emma Knappe
Community Member
2 years ago

Asshole

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#61

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UniversalMel
Community Member
2 years ago

Totally legit

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#62

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Nick P
Community Member
2 years ago

Block, uninstall, switch off...

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#63

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SnoopyCereal
Community Member
2 years ago

A++ response

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#64

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stellermatt
Community Member
2 years ago

*calls hallmark* - I got a new card for you!

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#65

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Edy Eko
Community Member
2 years ago

It doesn't work like you said

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