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You will make a complete fool out of yourself many times before you master the art of seduction. Some pickups, however, are so terrible, they deserve the most savage comebacks they can get. To teach you a thing or two about contacting your newest Tinder match, Bored Panda has compiled a list of the worst pickup ideas you should avoid like the cold.

From obnoxious compliments to super-cheesy openers, even Cupid himself couldn't repair the damage these messages made. Don't be in such a rush to hit 'Send;' there's a delete button for a reason. Scroll down to read the cringy pickup disasters and upvote your favorite entries.

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Chyppa Homer
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Isn't it illegal to drain juices out of overfed poultry in your country ? Sounds like it should be O_o

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Neeraj Jha
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As an Indian man, I am sorry on his behalf... to you... to Economics... and the most of all.... to the English language.

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Kat Stott
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

dude. this happens ALL THE TIME. some men don't even wait to get rejected before they turn aggressive.

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Taryn Wallace
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I get so mad when women talk about how most men are pigs and how they don't care about women and how they all just see us as sexual objects......then an article like this comes along that seriously makes me wonder why the hell I stand up for them....and I have to constantly remind myself that not all men are like this and there really are some amazing men in the world who complement their women instead of bringing them down and treating them like sex objects

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Long Joan Silver
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh, I've had obsessed a******s do this to me too. Like, seriously guys, I do have a life, besides being on my bloody phone!

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Pamela24
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What? (No, don't explain if you know more that would make sense, please, I don't wanna know.)

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Tiny Dynamine
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I often wonder why, after thousands of years of civilisation, we are still in an age where we have so many problems. Then, things like this remind me.

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