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You will make a complete fool out of yourself many times before you master the art of seduction. Some pickups, however, are so terrible, they deserve the most savage comebacks they can get. To teach you a thing or two about contacting your newest Tinder match, Bored Panda has compiled a list of the worst pickup ideas you should avoid like the cold.

From obnoxious compliments to super-cheesy openers, even Cupid himself couldn't repair the damage these messages made. Don't be in such a rush to hit 'Send;' there's a delete button for a reason. Scroll down to read the cringy pickup disasters and upvote your favorite entries.

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Just Amiable
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Removing your eyes, throwing them in a fire, picking the charred remains of ashes out and placing them in a rocket directed towards the sun... There, coming up with that entire scenario helped me mildly forget what I read above.. Whew!

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Aaaargh!! Fetch the bleach! Need to scrub that image from my brain.

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SmittenKitten
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What if they were just a kid when they slept with they’re grandma?? 🤨

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Isn't it illegal to drain juices out of overfed poultry in your country ? Sounds like it should be O_o

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Neeraj Jha
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As an Indian man, I am sorry on his behalf... to you... to Economics... and the most of all.... to the English language.

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What? (No, don't explain if you know more that would make sense, please, I don't wanna know.)

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I often wonder why, after thousands of years of civilisation, we are still in an age where we have so many problems. Then, things like this remind me.

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