You will make a complete fool out of yourself many times before you master the art of seduction. Some pickups, however, are so terrible, they deserve the most savage comebacks they can get. To teach you a thing or two about contacting your newest Tinder match, Bored Panda has compiled a list of the worst pickup ideas you should avoid like the cold.
From obnoxious compliments to super-cheesy openers, even Cupid himself couldn't repair the damage these messages made. Don't be in such a rush to hit 'Send;' there's a delete button for a reason. Scroll down to read the cringy pickup disasters and upvote your favorite entries.
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Is he talking to a freezer? Freezer doesn't have a d and should put his d in one :)
Isn't it illegal to drain juices out of overfed poultry in your country ? Sounds like it should be O_o
As an Indian man, I am sorry on his behalf... to you... to Economics... and the most of all.... to the English language.
What? (No, don't explain if you know more that would make sense, please, I don't wanna know.)
Ahem, I am here to explain! So he went to a god to become immortal, he was given a sandwich to eat from them. That sandwich made him immortal so he thought "I should spread this to the rest of the world! No one will have to die!". Before the day ended he went online to find prospective people to live forever. When he found one he sent them that message. Running out of time he couldn't tell the whole story. He also realized that no one really wants to be pooped on in her mouth so he resolved to do it on their chest. However he didn't know if the immortality would wear off on them so he made up a statistic.
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I have never been so digusted weirded out by just reading a sentence AND IVE READ STEPHEN KING SO THAT'S SAYING SOMETHING
who actually would like to be told that? I feel as if something is severely wrong with this person
Skills acquired over long relationship ? What, you do housework and endure nagging ?
I often wonder why, after thousands of years of civilisation, we are still in an age where we have so many problems. Then, things like this remind me.
Even though I have a SO. Even if I would not have him. THIS IS WHY I DON'T DATE ONLINE! And why I never have done this in my life. Call me old-fashioned at 28. But I'd rather be alone for 10(+) years and then find my SO. Than being on an online dating-site / app! Or even a blind date or speed-dating or that kind of stuff. And yes, there are also good people on there. But still.. no. I'd rather meet my man in real life and under normal circumstances. But as I said, I don't even have to think about making this decision, because I am lucky to have found my man already!
I knew this guy from school we never really talked but when I got to collage he sent me a friend request and I accepted it(it was only to keep in touch, nobody actually talked) After that he messaged me daily. Out of courtesy I replied, but there was nothing to talk to. After a week or so I got irritated. I politely asked him if he messaged all of his friends daily. And he went berserk, nd started calling me names nd telling me how I was way over my head, nd he was not interested in me. Like ya a*****e scum I started all this, just so I could talk to a nobody. Blocked right then and there.
In the interests of equality can we see some examples of crazy women on dating sites?
LOL! "Equality." Would be a good idea if, in fact, you were interested in equality, and not just trying to show how much you hate women.
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Do you have examples of women constantly pestering strange men to sit on their faces? Let's see it.
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I feel like a person can expect to be respected and treated like an actual human being no matter what site they're using or if they're just trying to get laid. People should be able to do what they want without having to fend off dudes who make disgusting, unwarrented comments.
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I genuinely can't comprehend how bad your life must be for you to be such an incredible piece of s**t. It's truly amazing that someone could be as hateful and pathetic as you.
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None of these sounded like "sad, lonely and desperate for some kind of affection". More like "I watch too much porn and have no idea how to talk to woman".
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Even though I have a SO. Even if I would not have him. THIS IS WHY I DON'T DATE ONLINE! And why I never have done this in my life. Call me old-fashioned at 28. But I'd rather be alone for 10(+) years and then find my SO. Than being on an online dating-site / app! Or even a blind date or speed-dating or that kind of stuff. And yes, there are also good people on there. But still.. no. I'd rather meet my man in real life and under normal circumstances. But as I said, I don't even have to think about making this decision, because I am lucky to have found my man already!
I knew this guy from school we never really talked but when I got to collage he sent me a friend request and I accepted it(it was only to keep in touch, nobody actually talked) After that he messaged me daily. Out of courtesy I replied, but there was nothing to talk to. After a week or so I got irritated. I politely asked him if he messaged all of his friends daily. And he went berserk, nd started calling me names nd telling me how I was way over my head, nd he was not interested in me. Like ya a*****e scum I started all this, just so I could talk to a nobody. Blocked right then and there.
In the interests of equality can we see some examples of crazy women on dating sites?
LOL! "Equality." Would be a good idea if, in fact, you were interested in equality, and not just trying to show how much you hate women.
Load More Replies... Do you have examples of women constantly pestering strange men to sit on their faces? Let's see it.
Load More Replies... I feel like a person can expect to be respected and treated like an actual human being no matter what site they're using or if they're just trying to get laid. People should be able to do what they want without having to fend off dudes who make disgusting, unwarrented comments.
Load More Replies... I genuinely can't comprehend how bad your life must be for you to be such an incredible piece of s**t. It's truly amazing that someone could be as hateful and pathetic as you.
Load More Replies... None of these sounded like "sad, lonely and desperate for some kind of affection". More like "I watch too much porn and have no idea how to talk to woman".
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