50 Tragic Hair Accidents, As Shared In This Online Community
“Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no! People can't see me like this. My own mother won't recognize me.” Chances are, nearly all of us have felt like this after a horrendous haircut. Whether by the will of a newbie/hungover/angry hairstylist or by your own clumsy hands at home, you've ended up massacring your hairdo. And now you can't leave home out of shame. (Which is kind of alright what with the global pandemic, lockdowns, and all.)
There's a hilarious subreddit called ‘Just Eff My Crap Up' (paraphrasing their name a bit; can you guess what their real name is?) that collects the most unfortunate, badly done haircuts on the net. Check out some of the best examples of what not to do to your hair below and remember to upvote the pics that made your hair follicles tingle as you scroll down.
Getting a bad haircut is easy enough. But we wanted to learn what it takes to create a great haircut both at home and by the hands of a capable barber, so we reached out to Giuliano Dore, co-founder of 'Get Groomed.' "The main difference between avant-garde and plain bad for a haircut is the focus on details and the whole idea behind the haircut. You would think that haircuts like the bowl cut are never gonna be trendy. Wrong. It’s happening and thanks to extremely talented hairstylists, we see a lot of hipsters rocking a very fashionable bowl. It’s all about pattern, symmetry, and (sometimes) controlled asymmetry. If I see patchy haircuts, holes or broken hairlines, I am gonna assume the worst," he told Bored Panda. Read on for the full interview.
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My Soldier Said I Could Post This As Long As I Get Up Votes.. Well I Dont Wanna Disappoint The Kid
I Bet It’s Enchanting To Watch Him Talk
Hahaha, poor guy looks miserable. Turns those moes upside down and give a lil smile lol.
Giuliano also gave Bored Panda some advice about cutting our hair at home. And what with the pandemic still going on, chances are, some of us are going to be making our second attempts at quarantine haircuts soon.
"If you want to cut your own hair at home, go with a safe option. Same-level buzz cuts are a safe choice. Home is not the place for challenging haircuts. For example, attempting a 0 to 2 high skin fade by yourself is not gonna work. Even professional barbers don’t do it themselves. I know this because they book each other on our app," Giuliano explained that simplicity is best when you're working on your hair at home.
"Being able to cut just based on the reflection of a mirror takes a whole new level of 4D chess and not everyone is ready for the challenge. I would also avoid sharp tools like razor blades. It’s absolutely possible to rock a very decent hairline without using razor blades at home. Clippers are your friends."
How Do I Let Everyone To Know I Have Dreads?
Hahaha, I see no problem with that. It’s funny. My hubby hung jingle bells from his dreads for chrissy one year.
The co-founder of 'Get Groomed' also opened up about how the pandemic affected their business. For instance, they stopped all of their office-based barbering events back in March 2020. And they haven't restarted them as of yet.
"We saw a surge in home-based bookings since the first UK lockdown. I believe people don’t want to go to crowded barbershop at the moment and it’s very visible in our data. People are also more concerned about hygiene and frequently ask questions about our methodology, if the barber is coming with PPE, etc. We are making sure that our barbers are fully PPE equipped and that they clean their tools between bookings."
I Like Any Haircut That Makes An Ear The Central Area Of Focus
The 'Just Eff My Crap Up' subreddit has over 751k members and it will be celebrating its 6th birthday on 17 December. Be sure to give them a visit. We hear they're friendly and know a thing or two about artsy and avant-garde hairdos.
The subreddit obviously got their name from a legendary meme that's known as ‘Just Eff My Crap Up,' ‘Just Eff Me Up,' ‘JUST,' as well as ‘The Barber.' The memo's all about botched (or, depending on your point of view, incredibly brave) haircuts and imagined conversations between customers and their barbers.
“Just a bit off the sides?” the barber might ask. “Nah, just eff my crap up,” the customer would supposedly say to get their atrocious hairstyles that mock everything that is fair and beautiful in this world.
Just Give Me That Microphone Head
I must say it is extremely neat and uniform so the barber has skill just not sure about style lol.
I’m Struggling To Find The Words To Describe How Awful This Looks
There is approximately 171,146 words in the English language but I can't string enough of them to describe how awful that is
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That thing had a name?! I called it the angry moustache I thought it was Yosemite Sam's moustache come to life! (Also called him yoh-seh-might Sam for years XD)
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Gets home, takes off wig and steps on the scale: Wow, I've lost 50 pounds.
It’s absolutely a wig. My guess is it’s a Halloween costume, but I’m not sure what she’s supposed to be.
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There is approximately 171,146 words in the English language but I can't string enough of them to describe how awful that is
Like walking into a room and finding a horrifying pile of vomit, except with hair.
Is it alive? Maybe just resting on her head for a bit? I am so confused...
Did a rug creature from the planet Shaggosia attack her head and suck her brains out?
It was cut in the 80's the grown out mullet still shows..does she wash it? Can she? Leonine completus?
https://scubby.com/women-show-off-jaw-dropping-weaves-social-media-money-inspired-mohawk-homage-doritos/
She should take the hairdresser to court and sue for damages to her appearance.
Is she wearing a stuffed animal? (Love the expression on the woman behind her).
This is done intentionally? What a terrible joke! She looks like a grizzly bear without hair on the rest of her
How do you even step out into the world with this, this, this whatever it is.......................!
Maybe she's cold?? (Seriously, I thougth she was holding a really massive dog)
sweet lord! i thought it's some poor dead animal hanging from her shoulders...
The woman behind her is still aleetletooclose to that Chewbacca mane
Oh mah gawd. Like, she looks like she tried to cosplay as an anime character but failed misrably.
it looks as thought she's carrying something & she's got it hung over her shoulder. I don't know what "that" is (I thought maybe a furry rug) it's rolled up and you can see the purple thing might be tag/label.
What.is the pink thing half way down? Tag? Is she actively stealing it? Or possibly returning it?
Gotta wonder what creatures have made a home in that pile of mess.
Ugh, I don’t think that’s been washed for a looooooooonnnnnnngggggg time
‘Know Your Meme' explains that the earliest known example of this joke (in a slightly different form) was done by none other than Zach Galifianakis back in 2006 during his comedy special, ‘Zach Galifianakis Live at the Purple Ocean.'
“When you look like I do, it's hard to get a table for one at Chuck E Cheese. I went to my stylist today and she said, ‘What are you looking for?' and I told her, ‘Just give me the Amber Alert,' he joked.
From there, the meme spread in bursts and sprints. In 2012, Miley Cyrus became the butt of rapper Tyler, The Creator's mocking tweet about her new haircut. He joked that Cyrus asked her hairstylist to ‘eff her up real quick.' And in case you were curious, Cyrus insulted Tyler's face in response. The meme solidified its hold in popular culture in 2014 when it spread on Twitter and Reddit. Almost exactly at the same time that the ‘Eff My Crap Up' subreddit was born.
This Dude Is Running For Schoolboard In My Town. Got A Flyer In The Mail With This Pic And Almost Spit My Drink Out
"I Need The Worst Possible Style For My Head Shape." "I Got You Fam"
When Your Transformation Is Complete But You Have To Get Downtown
When Your Company Has A Strict No Beard Policy....but It Doesn't Say Anything A About A Neckbeard
The Years Have Been Rough For Bart Simpson
I Want To Die A Virgin. Say No More
What Happens When You Actually Speak To The Manager
I Hate Seeing Kids Getting Forced Into Having Their Hair Cut. He Clearly Doesnt Like This
When You Ask For A Line But The Barber Gives You An Entire Highway
Give Me The “My 5 Year Old Just Learned How To Cut Bangs”
This Is A Sponsored Ad, Wow What A Fringe
