What is food without Instagram? And what is Instagram without food? The two go together like dogs and Snapchat. However, one account has set out to challenge this relationship. Instead of focusing on perfect compositions and delightful colors, Cooking For Bae is sharing some of the most unInstagrammable photos ever. From chitterling tacos to a pile of burnt ash, you might feel like a Michelin-starred chef just by looking at these struggle plates. The best part? They come with hilarious captions as well.

#1

Happy Salmonella Sunday, Bae!

Happy Salmonella Sunday, Bae!

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AV7
Community Member
8 months ago

must been her last post...ever.

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Luckily, even these "chefs" can up their culinary game almost instantly. There are plenty of easy-to-follow cooking tips that can add flavor to most of our dishes.

For example, Eat This, Not That! advises to always taste throughout the cooking process. Tasting your food with clean cutlery while you're preparing it can guide you, making it easier to stop short of over-seasoning your food.

#2

I Know You Didn’t Think We Were Done! This One Made My Flesh Crawl

I Know You Didn’t Think We Were Done! This One Made My Flesh Crawl

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Sean Matherne
Community Member
8 months ago

Turkapus. Octakey. Or if that's just a big chicken: Chickapus.

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If you're a carnivore, bring your meat to room temperature before cooking. If you're starting with meat that's been in the fridge, you can run into all sorts of problems, for example, the outside may still char when it hits the pan, but the inside will remain cold or lukewarm unless you overcook the whole thing.

#3

Pure Dog Poop On A Baking Pan

Pure Dog Poop On A Baking Pan

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Panda Kicki
Community Member
8 months ago

This is a honest attempt , buns are tricky to do. They may very well taste nice 🙂

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The EveryGirl also offered a few tips. Like, don't overcrowd your pan. Even if you think you have enough room in your skillet for an extra piece of chicken. Don’t risk it. There’s a chance the heat won’t distribute evenly to the rest of the food inside the pan, and not only the flavor can suffer from this. You can create a health risk.

Another thing you can do is store your spices in the right location. To prolong their life, keep them in a cool, dark place. Don’t put them on top of the stove, the heat and humidity can alter their flavor greatly.

#4

So Much Struggle Under Those Struggleslices

So Much Struggle Under Those Struggleslices

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tima
Community Member
8 months ago

maybe they forgot to remove the plastic wrap from the kraft cheese and get burnt LOL that's hilariously disgusting.

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And lastly, just remain mindful. Cooking is a never-ending learning process, and the best you can do is admit your mistakes, forgive yourself for them and strive to improve the next time.


#5

Guess Who’s Single! Looking For A New Bae

Guess Who’s Single! Looking For A New Bae

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Shawn
Community Member
8 months ago

That sink is so nasty!!

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#6

Someone Help Me

Someone Help Me

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Reirei
Community Member
8 months ago

Cannibal cooking, a beginners course...

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#7

Bae Still Trying To Figure This Gumbo Thang Out. Somebody Get George Washington Carver On The Phone So He Can Tell Her This Is Not One Of The Uses Of Peanuts!

Bae Still Trying To Figure This Gumbo Thang Out. Somebody Get George Washington Carver On The Phone So He Can Tell Her This Is Not One Of The Uses Of Peanuts!

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Meeple13
Community Member
8 months ago

Well they're exactly the same aren't they? AREN'T THEY??

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#8

Man, What?

Man, What?

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Elizabeth Klomp
Community Member
8 months ago

This was every drunk attempt at nachos ever.

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#9

Cooking For Bae

Cooking For Bae

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Raine Soo
Community Member
8 months ago

As I said: some people are just delusional.

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#10

If You Don't Get The F..... Outta Here

If You Don't Get The F..... Outta Here

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Emerald Joanna
Community Member
8 months ago

Omg lol...why do they call them "vegan shrimp"? Just call it a mandarin taco...

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#11

Bae’s Coming Up With New Recipes And Wants Me To Ask If Y’all Would Smash Or Pass...

Bae’s Coming Up With New Recipes And Wants Me To Ask If Y’all Would Smash Or Pass...

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Shawn
Community Member
8 months ago

Feast a la trash can

Teri Campisi
Community Member
8 months ago

Couldn't agree more Shawn!

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Bonita
Community Member
8 months ago

I would totally give it a taste!

Dynein
Community Member
8 months ago

Yeah, the description doesn't sound bad, and there's nothing inherently wrong with the picture - Imo it's just the lighting that's awful. Looks like something that's been eaten before.

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Anne
Community Member
8 months ago

Looks could be improved.. but... maybe the taste is ok?

Chris Rakoczy
Community Member
8 months ago

So many flavors. So many wrong.

debrina blackmoon
Community Member
8 months ago (edited)

eeew-they forgot the Nutella and Cheetos, btw

Elina Kuusisto
Community Member
8 months ago

It looks wicked gross. I'm trying to imagine the flavor. Might be interesting...the cinnamon throws me off a bit though...

Bill
Community Member
8 months ago

Just because you can doesn't mean you should

How Terribly Unfortunate
Community Member
8 months ago

I'll Pass

Char Char
Community Member
8 months ago

A la Nope.

Foxxy
Community Member
8 months ago

Run, you are being poisoned lol.

NavyDave
Community Member
6 months ago

Yeah, must taste fantastic with that FrEsh parsley.

simonster
Community Member
7 months ago

hard pass.........

charlotte berger
Community Member
7 months ago

Probably doesn't taste half bad, the description sounds good, but that picture looks foul.

Lynn Morello
Community Member
6 months ago

Is this even edible?

Aria
Community Member
7 months ago

Please dear God no

Bee Diaz
Community Member
7 months ago

gross.

Kim Bush
Community Member
7 months ago

Good ingredients, construction needs a lot of work though

Twenty øne doggos
Community Member
7 months ago

I should not be eating while reading this.

weatherwitch
Community Member
7 months ago

I've seen worse salads online from posh pretentious restaurants...

Angela DiYanni
Community Member
8 months ago

No! "Whoa hoa about a nine on the tension scale Reub." (- The Burbs)

Lou Herout
Community Member
8 months ago

I'd try it, the worst you'll get is a good laugh over it

Edward Troy Perrot Sanderson
Community Member
8 months ago

A HUGE PASS!!!!! Kudos for inventiveness, but this looks horrible, and raw cucumber is my nemesis. I would be rolling around the floor, in agony, from gas pains after eating that. I can't digest it.

Debbie
Community Member
8 months ago

big PASS

Peggy Fredmeyster
Community Member
8 months ago

Who the Hell puts cinnamon in guacamole??

Pili
Community Member
8 months ago

Pass

Dawn Everly
Community Member
8 months ago

Hard PASS

David Herz
Community Member
8 months ago

terrifying, an invasion of small oozing creatures

elfin
Community Member
8 months ago

Pass out.

Elsker
Community Member
8 months ago

No no no no no

SilverLining
Community Member
8 months ago

Raw honey? I thought all honey was "raw" it reminds me of Mickey Blue Eyes when I hear people talk about a "raw" diet

Tom Sheller
Community Member
8 months ago

I actually saw something like that after a night of heavy drinking. But it was in a trash can.

Andrew Batmann
Community Member
8 months ago

Cinnamon in guac? Call the police

Full Name
Community Member
8 months ago

This would either be an unexpected flavour delight, or the worst goddamn thing you've ever put in your mouth.

Analyn Lahr
Community Member
8 months ago

What?

Rinpai
Community Member
8 months ago

Presentation looks disgusting, but the description tells me it would taste good.

Patricia Rix
Community Member
8 months ago

Well at least this one isn't poisonous, even if it looks awful.

Dani
Community Member
8 months ago

Gag

Lyop
Community Member
8 months ago

Ehn?

Bettina Jansen
Community Member
8 months ago

Nope... Cucumber + Strawberry = A world of NO

Pretty Pangolin
Community Member
8 months ago

The avocado spread is more or less guacamole - I'd try it. But I don't know how the strawberry snuck in there. And honey?

meme lord
Community Member
8 months ago

lets hope this was a troll

Elisavet Palazzolo
Community Member
8 months ago

reminds me of a worse version of Flanders nachos from the Simpsons ewwwwwww

Danielle Renee
Community Member
8 months ago

why

Cindy Benavides Badilla
Community Member
8 months ago

LMAO love the attempt to describe it as a gourmet dish, this person should in Nailed It!

The Girl on Fire
Community Member
8 months ago

My question is why are they asking "smash or pass" about a recipe?

Tammy Hornback
Community Member
8 months ago

Hey kids let's clean out the vegetable keeper and make a salad

Sasy
Community Member
8 months ago

Lost me with cilantro

Erin
Community Member
8 months ago

Agreed, to me cilantro tastes like dead bugs, I don't understand how people like it

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John
Community Member
8 months ago

Peel the avocado, lose the honey and cilantro. Could be okay... Maybe.

mcsa student
Community Member
8 months ago

Looks like it's got barf in it. And the "FrESh" thing may have been sarcasm.

Eva
Community Member
8 months ago

I would eat that

Citra Amalya
Community Member
8 months ago

Oh boy

Rabbit Carrot
Community Member
8 months ago

Sounds ok, picture isn’t doing it justice though.

Vicky Zar
Community Member
8 months ago

Well... it SOUNDS nice actually.

RJ
Community Member
8 months ago

This looks delicious.

Lenka Smetanová
Community Member
8 months ago

Nothing I would like but... Someone Who love experimental food... Why not

MagicalUnicorn
Community Member
8 months ago

not very visually pleasing, but i'd totally would try it as i like all ingredients separately

Raine Soo
Community Member
8 months ago

This looks like throw-up.

Clinton Yew
Community Member
8 months ago

Pass

ivan bolitekurac
Community Member
8 months ago

I would try it,doesnt look that bad

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#12

Hello? 911?

Hello? 911?

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Sean Matherne
Community Member
8 months ago

My guess is everything on that plate was cooked with a microwave.

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#13

Too Much Wrong To Be Done Right

Too Much Wrong To Be Done Right

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Shawn
Community Member
8 months ago

Another cow died in vain.. learn to cook a steak!

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#14

This Heifa Just Messed Up Sangria For Me For Life!!

This Heifa Just Messed Up Sangria For Me For Life!!

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Elina Kuusisto
Community Member
8 months ago

I really hope those are limes

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#15

#howtokeepaman101 What Did You Learn?

#howtokeepaman101 What Did You Learn?

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AV7
Community Member
8 months ago

Charcoal chicken.

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#16

So This Is Why Bae Is Here All The Time

So This Is Why Bae Is Here All The Time

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Shawn
Community Member
8 months ago

Are those fucking Kraft singles? Bwahaha

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#17

At First Glance..thought It Was A Boiled Knee Cap..nah Just

At First Glance..thought It Was A Boiled Knee Cap..nah Just

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Amy Frank
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8 months ago

Boiled kneecap! Bwaaaah

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#18

Look Bae Combined Two Of My Fav Things.. Poo Chips+struggledog= Poodog

Look Bae Combined Two Of My Fav Things.. Poo Chips+struggledog= Poodog

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Elina Kuusisto
Community Member
8 months ago

What in the world is it??

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#19

Here Bae.. Cancerous Lung

Here Bae.. Cancerous Lung

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Shawn
Community Member
8 months ago

I'm sorry you had to die for that sorry excuse of a steak, cow it's a shame

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#20

Sigh...i Just Cant...

Sigh...i Just Cant...

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Amy Smith
Community Member
8 months ago

The thing on the left looks like a burnt seahorse

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#21

Soooo Waffle House Is Open 24/7 Right?

Soooo Waffle House Is Open 24/7 Right?

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Shawn
Community Member
8 months ago

Was she ill? Cause that looks like a plate of barf

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#22

Slop With A Side Of Salamander?

Slop With A Side Of Salamander?

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Martti Laurson
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8 months ago

Octopus tentacles with the side of vomit

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#23

Damn Kim. I'll Pass

Damn Kim. I'll Pass

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Eirik Johnsbråten
Community Member
8 months ago

What IS that?

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#24

The Comment Said That These Are Chitterling Tacos. Hell Naw

The Comment Said That These Are Chitterling Tacos. Hell Naw

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Clinton Yew
Community Member
8 months ago

Looks like pork intestine...

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#25

"I Ate His Liver With Some Fava Beans And A Nice Chianti "

"I Ate His Liver With Some Fava Beans And A Nice Chianti "

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Dynein
Community Member
8 months ago

Eh, it doesn't look awesome (not something I'd ever photograph) but it looks like all edible ingredients and probably doesn't taste too bad (though most likely not exciting, either). Sometimes things turn out more mushy than they ought to be.

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#26

Clearly She Loves This Man To Death... Stick With The Potato And Broccoli Bruh!!

Clearly She Loves This Man To Death... Stick With The Potato And Broccoli Bruh!!

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Rowan Winters
Community Member
8 months ago

Me, instantly: "Wait, what the fuck happened to the steak?!"

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#27

And You Will Be Single All Your Life With This Thinking Bruh

And You Will Be Single All Your Life With This Thinking Bruh

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Elina Kuusisto
Community Member
8 months ago

"#sick#dinner" Yes.

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#28

Thx _80sbaby_ . Saving One Bae At A Time

Thx _80sbaby_ . Saving One Bae At A Time

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Shawn
Community Member
8 months ago

Should be the last time as well

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#29

All 115 Of You Need To Line Up 115 People Lied

All 115 Of You Need To Line Up 115 People Lied

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AV7
Community Member
8 months ago

The chicken ran away??

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#30

Think She Forgot To Mention Bubble Guts And Diahrrea

Think She Forgot To Mention Bubble Guts And Diahrrea

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Foxxy
Community Member
8 months ago

What is this monstrosity?

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