This Instagram Account Posts The Masterpieces Of Awful ‘Chefs’ And Here Are 30 Of The Funniest Ones
What is food without Instagram? And what is Instagram without food? The two go together like dogs and Snapchat. However, one account has set out to challenge this relationship. Instead of focusing on perfect compositions and delightful colors, Cooking For Bae is sharing some of the most unInstagrammable photos ever. From chitterling tacos to a pile of burnt ash, you might feel like a Michelin-starred chef just by looking at these struggle plates. The best part? They come with hilarious captions as well.
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Happy Salmonella Sunday, Bae!
Luckily, even these "chefs" can up their culinary game almost instantly. There are plenty of easy-to-follow cooking tips that can add flavor to most of our dishes.
For example, Eat This, Not That! advises to always taste throughout the cooking process. Tasting your food with clean cutlery while you're preparing it can guide you, making it easier to stop short of over-seasoning your food.
I Know You Didn’t Think We Were Done! This One Made My Flesh Crawl
It looks like Davy Jones's brother from another mother, from Pirates of the Caribbean 🙈
What sort of sick and twisted mind thought of this? This monstrosity is really calling for some googly eyes to take it to an entire new level of hell.
For the first time in my life I'm speechless. There should be laws against such a monstrosity.
By the time that chicken's cooked through, the octopus will be carbonized Goodyear tire.
who needs turducken for christmas lunch when you can have what-the-f*cken!
Too hideous! Poisonous or not, I couldn't stay at the same table with this monstrosity!
That looks like a nightmare after watching a Martha Stewart and Alien binge.
Bwahaha this is awesome. Not to eat, but every time you look at it it gets more and more weird.
I would take a bite. Feeling a bit powerful and adventurous to take this marriage of sea and land. Take that cthulhu.
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I recognize this one, it's from the H.P. Lovecraft cookbook: Cooking your way out of Chthulhu
Ehhgh !! Made my flesh crawl!! Somebody definitely watches a lot of japanese porn videos.
This might actually be good assuming it cooked properly. I love octopus and turkey is fine as long as its not dried out. Gotta baste that Bird, Bae.
If you're a carnivore, bring your meat to room temperature before cooking. If you're starting with meat that's been in the fridge, you can run into all sorts of problems, for example, the outside may still char when it hits the pan, but the inside will remain cold or lukewarm unless you overcook the whole thing.
Pure Dog Poop On A Baking Pan
This is a honest attempt , buns are tricky to do. They may very well taste nice 🙂
The EveryGirl also offered a few tips. Like, don't overcrowd your pan. Even if you think you have enough room in your skillet for an extra piece of chicken. Don’t risk it. There’s a chance the heat won’t distribute evenly to the rest of the food inside the pan, and not only the flavor can suffer from this. You can create a health risk.
Another thing you can do is store your spices in the right location. To prolong their life, keep them in a cool, dark place. Don’t put them on top of the stove, the heat and humidity can alter their flavor greatly.
So Much Struggle Under Those Struggleslices
And lastly, just remain mindful. Cooking is a never-ending learning process, and the best you can do is admit your mistakes, forgive yourself for them and strive to improve the next time.
Guess Who’s Single! Looking For A New Bae
Someone Help Me
Bae Still Trying To Figure This Gumbo Thang Out. Somebody Get George Washington Carver On The Phone So He Can Tell Her This Is Not One Of The Uses Of Peanuts!
Man, What?
Cooking For Bae
If You Don't Get The F..... Outta Here
Omg lol...why do they call them "vegan shrimp"? Just call it a mandarin taco...
Bae’s Coming Up With New Recipes And Wants Me To Ask If Y’all Would Smash Or Pass...
Hello? 911?
Too Much Wrong To Be Done Right
This Heifa Just Messed Up Sangria For Me For Life!!
#howtokeepaman101 What Did You Learn?
So This Is Why Bae Is Here All The Time
At First Glance..thought It Was A Boiled Knee Cap..nah Just
Look Bae Combined Two Of My Fav Things.. Poo Chips+struggledog= Poodog
Here Bae.. Cancerous Lung
Sigh...i Just Cant...
Soooo Waffle House Is Open 24/7 Right?
Slop With A Side Of Salamander?
Damn Kim. I'll Pass
The Comment Said That These Are Chitterling Tacos. Hell Naw
"I Ate His Liver With Some Fava Beans And A Nice Chianti "
Clearly She Loves This Man To Death... Stick With The Potato And Broccoli Bruh!!
And You Will Be Single All Your Life With This Thinking Bruh
Thx _80sbaby_ . Saving One Bae At A Time
All 115 Of You Need To Line Up 115 People Lied
Think She Forgot To Mention Bubble Guts And Diahrrea
Note: this post originally had 123 images. It’s been shortened to the top 30 images based on user votes.
What's up with all these women being proud of knowing how to 'feed their man'? I cook for both of us, not to 'feed my man'. And usually he cooks, because he's home all day and I work. There's nothing to be proud of in slaving for a man. You're equals, not his mommy or servant.
Maybe some of them are proud to do a nice thing for their husbands or boyfriends. Something those belonging to male gender are not able to do, and they feel happy about it. Maybe their husbands or boyfriends will post themselves repairing the boiler or things like that. I would save my anger for other occasions. Anyway, these recipes are disgusting, so there are no reasons to be proud. I
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I couldn't. Only managed as far as 56. Anyone who to the end has amazing mental strength and a stomach of cast iron!
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Effing instaculture has empowered legions of people to show off just how much they suck at stuff.
Coupled with the don't put anyone down/ criticize and they all get participation awards
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Can we just agree that 'Muricans don't know what cheese is supposed to look, feel, taste like and cost?
I am guessing that many of these meals were made by rednecks judging by the ingredients and the captions. They are the type of people that completely bypass the good quality cheese to buy Kraft Singles or Velveeta. They like that authentic plastic taste to their cheese.
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Bae is the Danish word for c**p - as in poop. Seems all too appropriate!
I actually did make some chocolate cup cakes once, 2 of them contained fish stick pieces, just to see which kid of mine screamed first. IMG_2664-5...baa586.jpg 
That’s a great idea..to see which kid screams first!
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Dear Panda, you know how people get upset when you reduce the number of pictures? This probably ain't one of those times.
It's ok to have with a few culinary fails when you only start cooking but why don't they recognize them as such? I mean, it's evident, no? 0.0
And why photograph them and proudly post them on the internet for all to see? I think some of them are delusional or something.
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If you stay together with your significant other after receiving such a meal it means you really love him or her.
All of these post are making me feel a lot better about my own cooking.. and I’m 14
Well... I thought that the "you have to know how to keep your man" was a kind of latin/mediterranean philisophy. But I can see, by those posts, that this is a big deal in the USA too. ... Nothing wrong to try to please your partener, though... Aaah! I don't know... It just sounds that the "man" is a kind of loose dog 😶
Okay- these pictures were disgusting, the majority of them. But it's a perfect snapshot of why there are so many obese people. Plastic cheese, processed meats, stuff from a box..It really isn't that difficult to make delicious, appetizing food with the internet. Another yet burning example of why they need to bring home economics back to schools..Lots of examples of potential food poisoning.
Some of these "dishes" should be prosecuted as war crimes, crimes against humanity, production of weapons of mass destruction, terrorism, or similar sections of international law...
Im a single guy who can cook like a champ. I feel like I should 100% be in a relationship just due to how much better I can cook than these people.
This makes me feel so much better about my cooking abilities and meal planning. My kids don't realize how good they have it.
And to think that I planned to have dinner after seeing this...
OMG I want to cry at the horror. I'm guessing most of these failures are made by recently made adults and never taught any cooking skills. The cooks own comments say amateur/ beginner. Grand MA teach these poor idiots how to boil water without burning it!
I showed this to my boyfriend and told him "see this is how other cook". You should be grateful that my one is really good and edible :D Like really nobody teach my how to cook but when I started to live with my boyfriend as 19 year old girl I was able to see what was fail and what not (ofc I didn't show this fails to my bf) now after 14years together I am still not chef or expert but my fails drop almost to 0. I wish to have at least 5% of their self confidence.
Damn im like 12 and know how to make pork chops.... so this is terrifing
I had to stop looking after a few, I was getting sick to my stomach. Literally.
What's wrong with people eating chicken half raw?🤦🏻♀️ Is it the urge to torture oneself or the attempt to explain salmonella poisoning on the basis of one's own experience? 🤔
These remind me of the terrible dishes my little sister used to bring home from school after doing Food Tech. My Dad, the absolute bloody trooper, ate every single one of them. Me and my Mam used to hide in another room.
I've made some effed up stuff ...almost all my attempts at cakes have fallen apart. But they didn't look as f*****g gross as #29. That looks like...cholera fiarhea😷
This is an excellent post to curb my appetite. I couldn't get past 30 of them.
Thank God my accidents in the kitchen consist of me tripping over the cat and dropping the cheesecake pan before putting it in the fridge... I won't complain again...
And now you know why America has an obesity epidemic. No one taught these people how to to eat healthy.
These are all so disgusting that I couldn't even finish going through them....
I love how almost every single one of these culinary cataclysms is served on disposable plates. Stay classy!
Somehow I managed to make all the way through to 123. Without vomiting. To be honest,. I did feel a little something at the back of my throat just now.
20 were enough... what the hell were the next 100 for? :/ tldr.. or watch
At least you could post the pictures in the original quality,no need to make them look worse...
What's up with all these women being proud of knowing how to 'feed their man'? I cook for both of us, not to 'feed my man'. And usually he cooks, because he's home all day and I work. There's nothing to be proud of in slaving for a man. You're equals, not his mommy or servant.
Maybe some of them are proud to do a nice thing for their husbands or boyfriends. Something those belonging to male gender are not able to do, and they feel happy about it. Maybe their husbands or boyfriends will post themselves repairing the boiler or things like that. I would save my anger for other occasions. Anyway, these recipes are disgusting, so there are no reasons to be proud. I
Load More Replies... I couldn't. Only managed as far as 56. Anyone who to the end has amazing mental strength and a stomach of cast iron!
Load More Replies... Effing instaculture has empowered legions of people to show off just how much they suck at stuff.
Coupled with the don't put anyone down/ criticize and they all get participation awards
Load More Replies... Can we just agree that 'Muricans don't know what cheese is supposed to look, feel, taste like and cost?
I am guessing that many of these meals were made by rednecks judging by the ingredients and the captions. They are the type of people that completely bypass the good quality cheese to buy Kraft Singles or Velveeta. They like that authentic plastic taste to their cheese.
Load More Replies... Bae is the Danish word for c**p - as in poop. Seems all too appropriate!
I actually did make some chocolate cup cakes once, 2 of them contained fish stick pieces, just to see which kid of mine screamed first. IMG_2664-5...baa586.jpg
That’s a great idea..to see which kid screams first!
Load More Replies... Dear Panda, you know how people get upset when you reduce the number of pictures? This probably ain't one of those times.
It's ok to have with a few culinary fails when you only start cooking but why don't they recognize them as such? I mean, it's evident, no? 0.0
And why photograph them and proudly post them on the internet for all to see? I think some of them are delusional or something.
Load More Replies... If you stay together with your significant other after receiving such a meal it means you really love him or her.
All of these post are making me feel a lot better about my own cooking.. and I’m 14
Well... I thought that the "you have to know how to keep your man" was a kind of latin/mediterranean philisophy. But I can see, by those posts, that this is a big deal in the USA too. ... Nothing wrong to try to please your partener, though... Aaah! I don't know... It just sounds that the "man" is a kind of loose dog 😶
Okay- these pictures were disgusting, the majority of them. But it's a perfect snapshot of why there are so many obese people. Plastic cheese, processed meats, stuff from a box..It really isn't that difficult to make delicious, appetizing food with the internet. Another yet burning example of why they need to bring home economics back to schools..Lots of examples of potential food poisoning.
Some of these "dishes" should be prosecuted as war crimes, crimes against humanity, production of weapons of mass destruction, terrorism, or similar sections of international law...
Im a single guy who can cook like a champ. I feel like I should 100% be in a relationship just due to how much better I can cook than these people.
This makes me feel so much better about my cooking abilities and meal planning. My kids don't realize how good they have it.
And to think that I planned to have dinner after seeing this...
OMG I want to cry at the horror. I'm guessing most of these failures are made by recently made adults and never taught any cooking skills. The cooks own comments say amateur/ beginner. Grand MA teach these poor idiots how to boil water without burning it!
I showed this to my boyfriend and told him "see this is how other cook". You should be grateful that my one is really good and edible :D Like really nobody teach my how to cook but when I started to live with my boyfriend as 19 year old girl I was able to see what was fail and what not (ofc I didn't show this fails to my bf) now after 14years together I am still not chef or expert but my fails drop almost to 0. I wish to have at least 5% of their self confidence.
Damn im like 12 and know how to make pork chops.... so this is terrifing
I had to stop looking after a few, I was getting sick to my stomach. Literally.
What's wrong with people eating chicken half raw?🤦🏻♀️ Is it the urge to torture oneself or the attempt to explain salmonella poisoning on the basis of one's own experience? 🤔
These remind me of the terrible dishes my little sister used to bring home from school after doing Food Tech. My Dad, the absolute bloody trooper, ate every single one of them. Me and my Mam used to hide in another room.
I've made some effed up stuff ...almost all my attempts at cakes have fallen apart. But they didn't look as f*****g gross as #29. That looks like...cholera fiarhea😷
This is an excellent post to curb my appetite. I couldn't get past 30 of them.
Thank God my accidents in the kitchen consist of me tripping over the cat and dropping the cheesecake pan before putting it in the fridge... I won't complain again...
And now you know why America has an obesity epidemic. No one taught these people how to to eat healthy.
These are all so disgusting that I couldn't even finish going through them....
I love how almost every single one of these culinary cataclysms is served on disposable plates. Stay classy!
Somehow I managed to make all the way through to 123. Without vomiting. To be honest,. I did feel a little something at the back of my throat just now.
20 were enough... what the hell were the next 100 for? :/ tldr.. or watch
At least you could post the pictures in the original quality,no need to make them look worse...
