Ever been on an awkward first date? Of course you have! It happens to all of us. The combination of anticipation, expectation, nervousness and trying to make a good first impression is a recipe for disaster at times, especially in these days of dating apps and Tinder, when reality meets a carefully curated online persona with a crash.

We here at Bored Panda have rounded up some of the funniest and most cringeworthy tweets under the #worstfirstdate hashtag, kicked off by Jimmy Fallon as part of his legendary hashtag challenges. It’s enough to make you want skip the dates and stay at home! Scroll down below to check them out, and if you just can’t get enough we have more from a previous post here.

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#1

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Community Member
2 years ago

Careful dude, just be thankful you're still here....

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#2

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Max L.
Community Member
2 years ago

Well done, girl.

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#3

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Alia G.
Community Member
2 years ago

ha ha, not the cop’s fault though

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#4

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Johanna Zamora
Community Member
2 years ago

We have a winner

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#5

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Community Member
2 years ago

First impressions ahahhaha

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#6

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caleb
Community Member
2 years ago

jeez what is wrong with people

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#7

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Stille20
Community Member
2 years ago

OMG! If he didn't see you for the gem you are, he wasn't worth it.

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#8

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caleb
Community Member
2 years ago

this is the result when parents protect their kids too much

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#9

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Šimon Špaček
Community Member
2 years ago

Maybe she just wanted to know more about you. Are you a vampire? Are your ancestors from Hungary? Garlic can say a lot...

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#10

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Community Member
2 years ago

Thank god you find out now!!!

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#11

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Yezid Puerto
Community Member
2 years ago

Hero!!!!!

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#12

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Terror from Beyond Space
Community Member
2 years ago

Two's a couple, three's a crowd.

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#13

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Rogue
Community Member
2 years ago

He could be bi-, don't see what the big deal is. They had a date, not a lifetime commitment. Waiter should have taken a hint and not be rude.

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#14

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Daniel Sipes
Community Member
2 years ago

That's honestly more depressing than embarrassing.

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#15

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caleb
Community Member
2 years ago

Ouch that's not funny that's extremely rude

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#16

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Šimon Špaček
Community Member
2 years ago

By any chance, will I find there his side of this story too?

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#17

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Stille20
Community Member
2 years ago

..no

StandbyforTitanfall
Community Member
2 years ago

GOD NO

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Kjorn
Community Member
2 years ago

ok... but not on a first date!

Cheryl Thomas
Community Member
2 years ago

Not ever!

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Anne Glassman
Community Member
2 years ago

I mean.... if my husband came in right now and did that I would push him off and then laugh hysterically. But... we've been together a long time. Also, no one tell him about this because it's exactly the sort of thing he would do.

TC
Community Member
2 years ago

Hahahahaha, I find it funny and sweet...

Rogue
Community Member
2 years ago

creepy af

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Greg Hoggarth
Community Member
2 years ago

How thick is the guy? "I literally just treated you like one of my dogs"

Taryn Wallace
Community Member
2 years ago

I kind of love the name....not the guy or the fact that he did that to a first date BUT puppy trumpet is an adorable name for something

Nia Loves Art
Community Member
2 years ago

Ew, I don't know what his dog's nose is like but my dog's nose is wet and snotty. Not putting my mouth anywhere near there.

Painting Puddles
Community Member
2 years ago

He really blew getting that second date

Cats999
Community Member
2 years ago

Wait did he just call her a b*tch?

RitaGG
Community Member
2 years ago

I only up-vote the ones that make me laugh hysterically out loud!

Gary White
Community Member
2 years ago

And???

blugeagua
Community Member
1 year ago

Really? You don’t find anything wrong with that?! The dude was freakin’ weird!

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Eamonn Anderson
Community Member
2 years ago

#imnotadog lol

Community Member
2 years ago

Ewwwwwwww run as fast as you can , poor dog...

I Love My Dog
Community Member
2 years ago

I am in a cafe reading this and it made me laugh out loud. People are looking at me like I'm demented or something

blugeagua
Community Member
1 year ago

Hey if they see you looking at a computer screen then hopefully they’re smart enough to figure out that you’re laughing at something you read and not just laughing at nothing like a lunatic would.

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Vendy Vafer
Community Member
2 years ago

Hilarious! Guy has a sense of humour!

NobodyNowhere
Community Member
2 years ago

At least he likes dogs, that says a lot about a man!!!

Eva Teodorescu
Community Member
2 years ago

I bet he asks his dogs "does my breath smell"

Gabi Horvath
Community Member
2 years ago

I don't want to know what he might mean by "doggy style"

Jordy Star
Community Member
2 years ago

leave him now!

Linda Gulley
Community Member
2 years ago

He puts his mouth over a dog's nose. That is fucking disgusting.

Allie Faux
Community Member
2 years ago

It seems to be a thing for guys. My brother use to do it to his dog, mind you he was still a teen and the dog was a collie so it had a long rather thin snout. He had no interest in doing it to our dad's bulldog. Some breeds it works better on. Mind you I'm the opposite end of the spectrum, I don't even like it when my dog licks me on the face, yuck!

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Ladies and Gentlemen
Community Member
2 years ago

I choked on this! Jeez.. omg.. .wtf...

Ceri Mcclellan
Community Member
2 years ago

How many bite marks did he have? Kind of funny though

Noel Esquela
Community Member
2 years ago

I hope he didn't forget to scratch you behind the ears. and I hope you didn't forget to wag your tail.

_WEIRD_ONE_
Community Member
2 years ago

i do that too... please tell me thats it is or is not sad...

Danielle Renee
Community Member
2 years ago

i used to do that to my dog...but never to a date

Shull GaRett
Community Member
2 years ago

NOT on the first date... Maybe after 20th.. MAYBE...

Diane Serpa
Community Member
2 years ago

not for a first date.

Άρης Παπαδόπουλος
Community Member
2 years ago

(Horatio from CSI putting on his sunglasses): I guess the guy blew it...

Barbara Baxendale
Community Member
2 years ago

I hope you told him to puppy off !!

Kc Nordquist
Community Member
2 years ago

Sweet Jesus, does she look like a puppy to you??

Sandy Clark
Community Member
2 years ago

I hope he's neutered! Wouldn't want him to pass on this blow-in-the-nose gene!

Tesa Guevara
Community Member
2 years ago

weird

Frida Ohlson
Community Member
2 years ago

HAHAHA yeez

Azure Adams
Community Member
2 years ago

oh... no...

Gerry Higgins
Community Member
2 years ago

Send him to the shelter for adoption

ChickyChicky
Community Member
2 years ago

Nasty

Rebekah
Community Member
2 years ago

Wait, wha????

SexyEggPlant
Community Member
2 years ago

oh yikes i feel like it was his best attempt to save himself

Sonya Howse
Community Member
2 years ago

I once had w bf that purposely spit in my mouth as I was going for a kiss... Ew

Hayley Lightcap
Community Member
2 years ago

Can I ask why?

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Johanna Zamora
Community Member
2 years ago

Hope he gets bitten

Rogue
Community Member
2 years ago

What the actual f**k.

caleb
Community Member
2 years ago

Kinky...

Hamiltrash
Community Member
2 years ago

ugh

Grace Smith
Community Member
2 years ago

We need to get his dogs away from him?

Riddle-Le-Rifle
Community Member
2 years ago

dats just digusting to a person BUT TO A DOG (the dog haz been infected w/ da guyz ebola now) rip dog ;~;

Jenny Lorenz
Community Member
2 years ago

so lame

Katinka Min
Community Member
2 years ago

... ... ... my brain refuses to compute this.

Šimon Špaček
Community Member
2 years ago

ok... I guess that you are listed in Guinness book of world records for the fastest run for (at least) 500 meters now, right?

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#18

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Gabriélle Güvenel
Community Member
2 years ago

🤣🤣🤣💞

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#19

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caleb
Community Member
2 years ago

just gotta let them know

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#20

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Terror from Beyond Space
Community Member
2 years ago

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie ...

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#21

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Lara Li
Community Member
2 years ago

Idiot- I don't know where men our age still get the idea that dinner equals sex. Always thought only idiots from the 80s do that

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#22

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Dan H
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2 years ago

guess she still doesn't have anything else to do

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#23

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SuperTango
Community Member
2 years ago

That's like that car commercial!

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#24

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John Doe
Community Member
2 years ago

in a parallel universe, waiters do clarify dish* sizes

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#25

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caleb
Community Member
2 years ago

douche

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#26

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Alia G.
Community Member
2 years ago

oh dear

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#27

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Alia G.
Community Member
2 years ago

how did you end up at his ex wife’s in the first place?

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#28

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Yezid Puerto
Community Member
2 years ago

nonononono,.., really???

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#29

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Neeraj Jha
Community Member
2 years ago

Such helpful people

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#30

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Stille20
Community Member
2 years ago

Not enough! Tell us more!

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#31

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Adogcalledkitty
Community Member
2 years ago

'Accidentally'

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#32

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April Bailey
Community Member
2 years ago

You can still be an independent woman and let a guy be a gentleman.

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#33

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SUN-!-@
Community Member
2 years ago

That's cute and funny

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#34

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Šimon Špaček
Community Member
2 years ago

Did he take care of you? If yes, he is definitely a guy you should see again.

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#35

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Neeraj Jha
Community Member
2 years ago

Yeah. Little younger.

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#36

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Rogue
Community Member
2 years ago

I think he was looking for a mom, not a date. I guess you've had a date with 3 kids.

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#37

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Helen Burgess
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2 years ago

red pill f*ckwit.

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#38

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Holly Noel
Community Member
2 years ago

I talk to my NSA agent all the time. He doesn’t talk back much though.

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#39

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Yezid Puerto
Community Member
2 years ago

ufffff this is so uncomfortable, almost bitchy

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#40

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ambernina
Community Member
2 years ago

.............. how do you elbow someone in the face when you're trying to kiss them?????????

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#41

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Pi...
Community Member
2 years ago

Quickly spit on your fries! Let's see if he eats em now!

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#42

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Yezid Puerto
Community Member
2 years ago

damn,...,

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#43

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Yezid Puerto
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2 years ago

douche

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#44

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Heidrance
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2 years ago

i mean, spending $2000 at a walgreens in half an hour seems like kind of an impressive accomplishment.

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#45

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Hope Floats
Community Member
2 years ago

That means you've just entered the 'friend zone'and definitely not the one you might of been hoping for....

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Pi...
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2 years ago

Well, at least she knows you think that the place she works at is date-worthy!

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#47

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Gabi Horvath
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2 years ago

Just how long were you getting ready if he could eat dinner during this time?

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#48

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Johanna Zamora
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2 years ago

You got away...that’s the main thing.

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#49

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Yezid Puerto
Community Member
2 years ago

yep, one of the worst

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#50

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Michel M. Prins
Community Member
2 years ago

ABORT. ABORT.

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#51

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Joe Sauer
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2 years ago

......What!? Why would any one do that?

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#52

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Max L.
Community Member
2 years ago

You married her so you were going to be wrong all the rest of your life ?

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#53

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Alia G.
Community Member
2 years ago

Ok, I have nothing against vegans, but trying to make other people vegan is just not ok.

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#54

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Gabi Horvath
Community Member
2 years ago

That's actually quite sweet, especially that you went along with it.

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#55

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Rogue
Community Member
2 years ago

Obnoxious, is you capitalizing each single damn work on that post.

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#56

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Hope Floats
Community Member
2 years ago

There's no way I'd be walking in a 'dark, hilly, empty field with someone I know, never mind stranger and not seeing deer might have been the least of your problems..

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#57

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Daniel Sipes
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2 years ago

And this is a bad thing because...?

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#58

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Heather Johnson
Community Member
2 years ago

Isn't that sexual assault?

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#59

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YM Drms
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2 years ago

Omg the guy from ghost hunters!

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#60

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Stille20
Community Member
2 years ago

Highschool? Sounds like she panicked

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