They will tell you that it's all about the music. If your tunes are strong, people will come! But first impressions count too, especially back in the day when these albums where released and people often made their purchases based on what looked cool in the record shop.

None of these albums covers look cool. Surely they didn't even in the darkest days of the 70's and 80's, when fashions in clothing and facial hair were at their most questionable. These are, according to Vintage Everyday, some of the worst and creepiest examples of album cover art ever dreamed up. They are so horribly bad, they're actually good. Hilariously good! Scroll down below to check them out for yourself, and don't forget to upvote your faves!

#1

The Miracle At My House

The Miracle At My House

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Wil Vanderheijden
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2 years ago

That's no miracle. That's an evil ghost dwelling in your house.

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#2

Fos

Fos

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Colleen Newman
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2 years ago

Well this is fabulous..... shining tooth and all.

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#3

Dan Lenson - Barenaked Banjos

Dan Lenson - Barenaked Banjos

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Dave the Hamster
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2 years ago

Hmmmm NO NO NO NO NO NO!

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#4

Pauline And Randy - Help Me

Pauline And Randy - Help Me

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BusLady
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2 years ago

Help me! I married my Grandmother!

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#5

Dorothy - "Everybody's Mother" Goes Country

Dorothy - "Everybody's Mother" Goes Country

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Troux
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2 years ago

She is dressed for neither hunting nor riding.

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#6

The Sounds Of Hjs Coming

The Sounds Of Hjs Coming

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stellermatt
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2 years ago

I wonder how many times a therapist has seen this album cover...

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#7

De Germa's - Bananenlied

De Germa's - Bananenlied

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Wil Vanderheijden
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2 years ago

Yes, we have no bananas today. ( That's the title of the song. Clearly that's a lie.)

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#8

Ilona Staller - Ska Skatenati

Ilona Staller - Ska Skatenati

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Nasos Dimis
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2 years ago

Ciciolina was member of the italian goverment.

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#9

Olaf Sveen - Dance Party

Olaf Sveen - Dance Party

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Wil Vanderheijden
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2 years ago

4 senior citizens and a wailing squeeze box. All you need for a wild dance party.

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#10

Fleming Antony - Frk. Brun

Fleming Antony - Frk. Brun

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Whatthedeuce?
Community Member
2 years ago

#metoostatue

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#11

Jimmy Scott - Fallinf In Love Is Wonderful

Jimmy Scott - Fallinf In Love Is Wonderful

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Dave the Hamster
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2 years ago

Looks like he poisoned the woman

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#12

Romark - Relax... You're Going To Lose Weight

Romark - Relax... You're Going To Lose Weight

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Abbey Impson
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2 years ago

because he is gonna scare the sh*t out of you when he comes to life and night and creeps in to your room

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#13

Vicki Jamison - He's More Than Enough

Vicki Jamison - He's More Than Enough

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Panda-monium
Community Member
2 years ago

But I still need to stuff my feelings with food

Colin Mochrie At Its Finest
Community Member
2 years ago

Looked her up..one of those "youre healed by the power of Christ!" Ladies and will send someone in convulsions onto the ground and they get up saying theyre cured of cancer.

Wil Vanderheijden
Community Member
2 years ago

So why load your cart so full than?

Miss Cris
Community Member
2 years ago

"He" is a baguette?

La Petite Morte
Community Member
2 years ago

And sausage, and bananas, and cucumbers, and another baguette, and hot dog buns... With all of the penis analogues she's got in that cart I'm thinking he's nowhere near enough. Not of she's turning to various food stuffs to be satisfied. Maybe he's on the smallish side?

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Line Kure
Community Member
2 years ago

It's a baguette she's holding ... not the sliced bread

velocirrober
Community Member
2 years ago

I know... trying to be subtle.

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Ashley Say Wha?!?
Community Member
2 years ago

Yep. That's exactly what I think of when someone says he is more than enough. Bread, I think of bread.

Miss Cris
Community Member
2 years ago

I prefer it with bacon and cheese inside. Crusty and melty hot miam miam!

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Shawn Millsap
Community Member
2 years ago

Ma'am, please don't stroke the baguettes.

Gerry Higgins
Community Member
2 years ago

LOL at how she's cupping under that big loaf

BusLady
Community Member
2 years ago

Yep. The housewife image should sell lots of records.

Night Owl
Community Member
2 years ago

but you still need food?

Elwood Blues
Community Member
2 years ago

This is a Soul album, right. Right?

Samantha Robinson
Community Member
2 years ago

Ah, bread it will cradle delicious creations and soak up the alcohol you inevitably guzzle down on another lonely Valentine's day. Ha! Like I would know *laughs then cries.*

Hapee Pupee
Community Member
2 years ago

I guess on the Bread Shelf of Life, he ain't no sliced white, he's the huge baguette.

louis porter
Community Member
2 years ago

You can lose weight, because instead of filling yourself up with food, you can fill yourself with "him"

Andrew Blair
Community Member
2 years ago

As she grabbed the huge thick French stick, It made her think of her husband. She then went and put the English Cucumbers back because...."He's more than enough."

Ruby & Meem
Community Member
2 years ago

"He's" bread?

Gerry Higgins
Community Member
2 years ago

"He's more than enough" she said eating a chocolate Jesus

Nugget Lol
Community Member
2 years ago

I like this one

Kalene Ivey
Community Member
2 years ago

I loaf him more than ever!

29Pandas
Community Member
2 years ago

Yes, all you need in life is carbs!

Chris Pitch
Community Member
2 years ago

Bunnings sausage sizzle. way more than enough!

Thomas Norris
Community Member
2 years ago

Looks like a Walmart add.

Thomas Norris
Community Member
2 years ago

looks like a Walmart ad.

Walter Cheego
Community Member
2 years ago

Better get that bread! $$$

mother
Community Member
2 years ago

Sliced ​​bread, bigger than God!

Jodie Falconer
Community Member
2 years ago

Must be predicting snow flurries in North Alabama! Bread and Milk!

Benevolent Panda Mouse
Community Member
2 years ago

Then stop feeding him that junk....just saying

Deanna Magnante Patella
Community Member
2 years ago

He's bigger than this here baguette *wink, wink*

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#14

Danny Boy - Twist

Danny Boy - Twist

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Aaron Kara
Community Member
2 years ago

Ah yes, that was the time the KKK got a red sock mixed in with their hoods when doing a load of washing

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#15

Ronald Coyne - When God Smiled On

Ronald Coyne - When God Smiled On

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Wil Vanderheijden
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2 years ago

And thought: Where the f*ck did my carefully designed system of evolution go wrong?

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#16

Craig Douglas - Cuddle Up With Craig

Craig Douglas - Cuddle Up With Craig

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birdhouse
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2 years ago

That will be a very hard pass.

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#17

Aaron - Miten Ois?

Aaron - Miten Ois?

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birdhouse
Community Member
2 years ago

"But how do I look both masculine and romantic?"

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#18

Holland Trio - Now Let Us Thank Him

Holland Trio - Now Let Us Thank Him

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birdhouse
Community Member
2 years ago

Oh that hair!

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#19

Catui - Irmao De Cor

Catui - Irmao De Cor

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Aaron Kara
Community Member
2 years ago

The official album for derps

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#20

Nancy Harmon's - Double Portion

Nancy Harmon's - Double Portion

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birdhouse
Community Member
2 years ago

You just know Nancy is as hardcore as they get.

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#21

Simple Man - Cuby+blizzards

Simple Man - Cuby+blizzards

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Wil Vanderheijden
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2 years ago

Dutch Blues band from the sixties and seventies. Great music, lousy covers.

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#22

Teenager-Party

Teenager-Party

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birdhouse
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2 years ago

Wow, they better settle down.

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#23

Bell - Do You Ever Get Lonely

Bell - Do You Ever Get Lonely

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Katherine Wilkinson
Community Member
2 years ago

nope, I have my trusty painted skull to keep me company

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#24

Housewives' Playtime

Housewives' Playtime

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BusLady
Community Member
2 years ago

We had an old console like this in the early 70's. TV, radio and turntable all in one.

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#25

Paul Pincus And His Orchestra

Paul Pincus And His Orchestra

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stellermatt
Community Member
2 years ago

is this happy occasion the time he had cramp in all 4 limbs?

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#26

Strech Forth Thy Hand

Strech Forth Thy Hand

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Night Owl
Community Member
2 years ago

Looks like they're wearing curtains

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#27

Frank Crumit - Song Of The Prune

Frank Crumit - Song Of The Prune

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stellermatt
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2 years ago

song of the prune AKA a fart

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#28

The Happy Three - Answering Your Request

The Happy Three - Answering Your Request

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stellermatt
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2 years ago

dude on the right looks like he just remembered he's left a fire unattended...

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#29

Mallet Mischief

Mallet Mischief

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BusLady
Community Member
2 years ago

So where are the other 4? Abducted by aliens?

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#30

Worst Classic Vinyl Album Cover Art

Worst Classic Vinyl Album Cover Art

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stellermatt
Community Member
2 years ago

you can keep them

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