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They will tell you that it's all about the music. If your tunes are strong, people will come! But first impressions count too, especially back in the day when these albums where released and people often made their purchases based on what looked cool in the record shop.

None of these albums covers look cool. Surely they didn't even in the darkest days of the 70's and 80's, when fashions in clothing and facial hair were at their most questionable. These are, according to Vintage Everyday, some of the worst and creepiest examples of album cover art ever dreamed up. They are so horribly bad, they're actually good. Hilariously good! Scroll down below to check them out for yourself, and don't forget to upvote your faves!

#1

The Miracle At My House

The Miracle At My House

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#4

Pauline And Randy - Help Me

Pauline And Randy - Help Me

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#5

Dorothy - "Everybody's Mother" Goes Country

Dorothy - "Everybody's Mother" Goes Country

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#6

The Sounds Of Hjs Coming

The Sounds Of Hjs Coming

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#7

De Germa's - Bananenlied

De Germa's - Bananenlied

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Wil Vanderheijden
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes, we have no bananas today. ( That's the title of the song. Clearly that's a lie.)

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#8

Ilona Staller - Ska Skatenati

Ilona Staller - Ska Skatenati

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#9

Olaf Sveen - Dance Party

Olaf Sveen - Dance Party

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Wil Vanderheijden
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

4 senior citizens and a wailing squeeze box. All you need for a wild dance party.

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#11

Jimmy Scott - Fallinf In Love Is Wonderful

Jimmy Scott - Fallinf In Love Is Wonderful

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#12

Romark - Relax... You're Going To Lose Weight

Romark - Relax... You're Going To Lose Weight

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Abbey Impson
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

because he is gonna scare the sh*t out of you when he comes to life and night and creeps in to your room

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#13

Vicki Jamison - He's More Than Enough

Vicki Jamison - He's More Than Enough

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Colin Mochrie At Its Finest
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Looked her up..one of those "youre healed by the power of Christ!" Ladies and will send someone in convulsions onto the ground and they get up saying theyre cured of cancer.

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La Petite Morte
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And sausage, and bananas, and cucumbers, and another baguette, and hot dog buns... With all of the penis analogues she's got in that cart I'm thinking he's nowhere near enough. Not of she's turning to various food stuffs to be satisfied. Maybe he's on the smallish side?

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Ashley Say Wha?!?
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yep. That's exactly what I think of when someone says he is more than enough. Bread, I think of bread.

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Miss Cris
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I prefer it with bacon and cheese inside. Crusty and melty hot miam miam!

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Samantha Robinson
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ah, bread it will cradle delicious creations and soak up the alcohol you inevitably guzzle down on another lonely Valentine's day. Ha! Like I would know *laughs then cries.*

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Hapee Pupee
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I guess on the Bread Shelf of Life, he ain't no sliced white, he's the huge baguette.

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louis porter
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You can lose weight, because instead of filling yourself up with food, you can fill yourself with "him"

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Andrew Blair
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As she grabbed the huge thick French stick, It made her think of her husband. She then went and put the English Cucumbers back because...."He's more than enough."

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Jodie Falconer
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Must be predicting snow flurries in North Alabama! Bread and Milk!

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#14

Danny Boy - Twist

Danny Boy - Twist

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Aaron Kara
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ah yes, that was the time the KKK got a red sock mixed in with their hoods when doing a load of washing

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#15

Ronald Coyne - When God Smiled On

Ronald Coyne - When God Smiled On

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Wil Vanderheijden
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And thought: Where the f*ck did my carefully designed system of evolution go wrong?

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#16

Craig Douglas - Cuddle Up With Craig

Craig Douglas - Cuddle Up With Craig

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#17

Aaron - Miten Ois?

Aaron - Miten Ois?

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#20

Nancy Harmon's - Double Portion

Nancy Harmon's - Double Portion

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#21

Simple Man - Cuby+blizzards

Simple Man - Cuby+blizzards

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#23

Bell - Do You Ever Get Lonely

Bell - Do You Ever Get Lonely

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#24

Housewives' Playtime

Housewives' Playtime

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BusLady
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We had an old console like this in the early 70's. TV, radio and turntable all in one.

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#25

Paul Pincus And His Orchestra

Paul Pincus And His Orchestra

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#26

Strech Forth Thy Hand

Strech Forth Thy Hand

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#27

Frank Crumit - Song Of The Prune

Frank Crumit - Song Of The Prune

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#28

The Happy Three - Answering Your Request

The Happy Three - Answering Your Request

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stellermatt
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

dude on the right looks like he just remembered he's left a fire unattended...

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#29

Mallet Mischief

Mallet Mischief

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Worst Classic Vinyl Album Cover Art

Worst Classic Vinyl Album Cover Art

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