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30 Worst Classic Album Art According To Vintage Everyday That Will Leave You Asking Why?””
They will tell you that it's all about the music. If your tunes are strong, people will come! But first impressions count too, especially back in the day when these albums where released and people often made their purchases based on what looked cool in the record shop.
None of these albums covers look cool. Surely they didn't even in the darkest days of the 70's and 80's, when fashions in clothing and facial hair were at their most questionable. These are, according to Vintage Everyday, some of the worst and creepiest examples of album cover art ever dreamed up. They are so horribly bad, they're actually good. Hilariously good! Scroll down below to check them out for yourself, and don't forget to upvote your faves!
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The Miracle At My House
Dan Lenson - Barenaked Banjos
Pauline And Randy - Help Me
Dorothy - "Everybody's Mother" Goes Country
The Sounds Of Hjs Coming
De Germa's - Bananenlied
Yes, we have no bananas today. ( That's the title of the song. Clearly that's a lie.)
Ilona Staller - Ska Skatenati
Olaf Sveen - Dance Party
4 senior citizens and a wailing squeeze box. All you need for a wild dance party.
Fleming Antony - Frk. Brun
Jimmy Scott - Fallinf In Love Is Wonderful
Romark - Relax... You're Going To Lose Weight
because he is gonna scare the sh*t out of you when he comes to life and night and creeps in to your room
Vicki Jamison - He's More Than Enough
Danny Boy - Twist
Ah yes, that was the time the KKK got a red sock mixed in with their hoods when doing a load of washing
Ronald Coyne - When God Smiled On
And thought: Where the f*ck did my carefully designed system of evolution go wrong?
Craig Douglas - Cuddle Up With Craig
Aaron - Miten Ois?
Holland Trio - Now Let Us Thank Him
Catui - Irmao De Cor
Nancy Harmon's - Double Portion
I'm sure she served me school dinners in primary school...with the same look of pure unbridled evil
Looks like she had waaay more than a double portion in that glory train
I heard that she had a career in pron while in college, but went on to a singing career after a nasty incident in a bar in Tijuana with a burro and a lost set of handcuff keys.
Double portion you say, Nancy.....we can accommodate you....can you handle it?
She's a whole lot of woman, I don't know if anyone could handle a double portion of her.
I could rename tthe entire album into sexual intuendos such as "I want double penetration"..but no need to change the one aboit riding the glory train.
Genuinely interested I read the last song on the right as: "Facked up getting ready to go"... Jesus... What the f*ck have you done now???
Since the first song is called "Jesus be a fence all around me." I suggest we put her in solitary in a warm cosy soundproof cell. Close the door and throw away the key.
Simple Man - Cuby+blizzards
Dutch Blues band from the sixties and seventies. Great music, lousy covers.
Teenager-Party
Bell - Do You Ever Get Lonely
Housewives' Playtime
Paul Pincus And His Orchestra
Strech Forth Thy Hand
Frank Crumit - Song Of The Prune
The Happy Three - Answering Your Request
dude on the right looks like he just remembered he's left a fire unattended...
Mallet Mischief
Worst Classic Vinyl Album Cover Art
Yes, but would you celebrate hitting gold by releasing an album with this cover? CID-5b7d53...d172bb.jpg 
Zip Zap Rap...........a timeless classic from Devastatin' Dave. dave-5b7d4...299c40.jpg 
I want to hear what a lot of these sound like.... I'm sure the music is as awful as the cover art
Manowar's Into Glory Ride was pretty bad as well. manowar-in...212212.jpg 
"Music today sucks!" Yeah, let's go back to the days of "Barenaked Banjos" and "Song of a Prune," you know, the good old days of music.
Thanks Bored Panda, I really need a laught and thanks to that trend and all the "nasty" comment, I'm just sheding tears. You're just perfect!
FIRST , don't judge a book by it's cover SECOND , maybe it's just me but you presented alot of christian bands (they don't really care that much about looks , so waste of time for this article) and left out some preety funny other album covers that are by faaaar more funny .... just my humble opinion
If it's SECOND, christian bands!!! Oh, god, then FIRST is true: don't listen to them, they'll be even worst!
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Not that life was so ugly, it's just that musical acts didn't need to look like models or porn stars to sell an album
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This is one of my favorite posts.Not only are the album cover funny, the comments are even funnier. Nice job fellow pandas😊
Yes, but would you celebrate hitting gold by releasing an album with this cover? CID-5b7d53...d172bb.jpg
Zip Zap Rap...........a timeless classic from Devastatin' Dave. dave-5b7d4...299c40.jpg
I want to hear what a lot of these sound like.... I'm sure the music is as awful as the cover art
Manowar's Into Glory Ride was pretty bad as well. manowar-in...212212.jpg
"Music today sucks!" Yeah, let's go back to the days of "Barenaked Banjos" and "Song of a Prune," you know, the good old days of music.
Thanks Bored Panda, I really need a laught and thanks to that trend and all the "nasty" comment, I'm just sheding tears. You're just perfect!
FIRST , don't judge a book by it's cover SECOND , maybe it's just me but you presented alot of christian bands (they don't really care that much about looks , so waste of time for this article) and left out some preety funny other album covers that are by faaaar more funny .... just my humble opinion
If it's SECOND, christian bands!!! Oh, god, then FIRST is true: don't listen to them, they'll be even worst!
Load More Replies... Not that life was so ugly, it's just that musical acts didn't need to look like models or porn stars to sell an album
Load More Replies... This is one of my favorite posts.Not only are the album cover funny, the comments are even funnier. Nice job fellow pandas😊
