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We all know the saying 'beggars can't be choosers?' but time and time again people like to challenge this idea by doing the exact opposite. Here at Bored Panda, we love to share some absurd stories and nothing is quite as ridiculous as choosing beggars who take no issue with asking for handouts - but only on their own inconsiderate terms.

The following list is a collection of posts from the internet of the best of the worst of these cheapskate types. From haggling over price points to roasting their loved ones for thoughtful gifts scroll down to check out these ridiculously rude people and don't forget to upvote your favs!

#1

A Brilliant Way To Deal With "Influencers"

A Brilliant Way To Deal With "Influencers"

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Azure Adams
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's how you find the true influencers vs the scammers and s**t heads

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It's a good trait to be generous - but it's also good to know when you're being taken advantage of. Not everyone has the skills to say "no" to moochers, users, and choosy beggars, so Bored Panda has collected some various tips. First, it is important to communicate the boundaries or conditions around what you are giving to them. 

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63 Sandwiches In 1 1/2 Hours!?! How Dare They!

63 Sandwiches In 1 1/2 Hours!?! How Dare They!

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Foxxy
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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Bet it would have taken longer than an hour for her to make the 63 foot long subs herself.

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This Groomer Is Definitely Prepared For All The Choosing Beggars

This Groomer Is Definitely Prepared For All The Choosing Beggars

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Anon Yymi
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"The likelihood of you pooping on the hairdresser is pretty slim." Shows what they know.

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If you want to help, haggle or handout - go for it- but also know that it is ok to say "no"! Some people take generosity to mean that you can be pushed to give more and more. If someone has assumed that your niceness means that you won't say no, respectfully remind them of your limits. In some cases, people won't want to continue to have transactions after you turn them down, and that's ok. 

#4

I Won't Invite You To My Baby Shower, But You Better Get Me A Gift

I Won't Invite You To My Baby Shower, But You Better Get Me A Gift

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Kaisu
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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's insane and spoiled to expect someone to get you a thing for an occasion they weren't invited to! It's like expecting someone to get you a wedding present without inviting them to the wedding

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My Mechanic Telling It How It Is. Support Artists And Labor Folk!

My Mechanic Telling It How It Is. Support Artists And Labor Folk!

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sakora
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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you have teh knownledge, you can use it. If you don't have it, you'll pay for it. You choose how. Lerning by self or using others skills. Simple.

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Don't let yourself be consumed by guilt - set your boundaries and stick to them. Just because you can be accommodating doesn't mean you should. Most of us are taught it is a social norm to share what we have with those less fortunate, but giving back doesn't mean sacrificing your worth. Sure you can afford to cut a little off a price, but you are not responsible for other people's financial burdens. Remember if you give an inch to someone who is trying to take advantage they will want more. 

#6

Choosing Beggar

Choosing Beggar

Two years ago I saw that guy with the gas can begging for money. Tried to give him four dollars, but he said he doesn’t take anything less than five. After that I saw him there everyday for months. Turns out he’s a fraud with a new Jeep and a nice house. Been following him with this sign since.


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Foxxy
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I remember a guy who approached me asking for money to buy a bus ticket. I didn’t have any money on me but I did have a spare bus ticket. I offered him the ticket and he just rolled his eyes, said no, pffft and walked off.

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#7

This Guy Gets It

This Guy Gets It

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've had the pleasure of such an experience. A colleague of mine, who was in the marketing department (she was just playing Candy Crush all day long most of the times) came to me with a purely illogical and physically impossible request, for a packaging. I politely tried to explain her using her very limited technological knowledge and abilities, that it cannot be done, why it cannot be done, and that I'm not gonna waste my time doing that. I also offered her alternative solutions. Her reaction: "OK!!! Then I'LL DO IT!! It can't be that hard." I gave her my seat, took a step back and enjoyed the rest of the show. She sits on my chair, adjusts it for a minute, stares at the Illustrator window for 10 seconds and says "OK, now TELL me what to do next!!!" I burst into laugh and invited her out of my office before she deletes something important.

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Lastly, don't feel bad when you shame a freeloader. We should always treat others with respect but in some cases, you need to be extra firm. "A freeloader really cares nothing for your needs and thoughts, even if they convince you that they do. They also rarely care for normal social etiquette."

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#8

Broke Boy

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Wil Vanderheijden
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why not offer the guy so buy his drink too, if you know he's broke but still wants to share his last money with you?

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Beeps
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That’s right, he probably doesn’t have a lot of money, so be gracious and offer to at least pay for your half.

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AloofFox
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

it’s good it’s ice water, you’ll need it after that burn!

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earringnut
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Am I the only one who thinks a guy using a coupon to buy a meal makes him seem smart and fiscally responsible.

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Lightning
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

nope not just you. It's smart to find ways to save money (obviously to a certain extent) and as you said, it's fiscally responsible

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Melisa K.
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

LOLLL this is just brilliant! Someone had to say it!!! Its funny cos that same woman (and othere of her entitled type) probably expects equality in all other aspects of her life, but still expects a man to pay for s**t. Double standard much ladies???

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Karen Klinck
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There is a difference between "Why don't I buy dinner?" and "Let's get a bite," and they'd both better learn it. Fast.

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I'm groot
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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't really know what to say except I'm triggered by their rudeness,if u don't like it pay for it yourself

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María Hermida
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, he was very generous. I wouldn't give a person like you the steam off my p**s.

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Id row
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wish people understand that no one 'owes' them anything. Get a job, pay your own way. You want a soda, pay for it, you deadbeat. I'm embarrassed for my gender when I see c**p like this.

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María Hermida
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I bet you anything you are older than 30. Younger people have been brought up to feel entitled and special, so a lot of them behave like obnoxious brats. And it's sad to say that women are the worst. They want equality only when it suits them. Then they demand to be cared for and supported, and given things, and taken to expensive places... where of course they don't have to pay for anything because they are pampered princesses.

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FABULOUS1
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My grandkids learned early that you get what you get and you dont throw a fit.

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Ina Goodling
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Jojo shouldn't be so judgmental. It IS considered rude to take someone on a date, offer to pay for everything, but then only get them water to drink (which is free). It's not being ungrateful or a choosing beggar or entitled to expect at least a soda or tea. Dude promised dinner and came up short. If he had just been honest up front, that would have been nice.

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Karen Klinck
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

OK, this one is loaded. If he invited you out, she's got a beef. If they just went to dinner together, no date implied--what are you bitching about woman? Consider yourself lucky! I pay for my own meals, thank you!

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L McN
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I did this all the time, not b/c I was unwilling or unable. I would take my date to a small place, like a Denny's. Not fancy, not even medium, but low class diners. THEN I would ask for water right off for both of us, and from then on gauge her reactions. Always 1 of 3. 1) Accepts the water and orders all low dollar foods but makes no comment and tries to enjoy the date. 2) Asks politely to either share costs, or if she can order something else to drink. 3) gets upset, and either keeps it to herself or not but it is obvious. 1 and 2 I will gladly work with to get to know. 3? I would end the date immediately.

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Richard
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He's broke, but still spending his last dime on your meal. Show some damn gratitude, or buy your own.

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Imma Letchoofinish
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You know you are human garbage when you judge someone based on what they buy you.

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BusLady
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe his friend has bought him more than a few meals, and he's tired of the hustle.

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Wendy Warner
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He s maybe broke but he s still trying to treat you with a meal out so shut up and eat your french fries Karen!!

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Shontel Alliss
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Drinks are the biggest profit makers 1.99-3.99 for 40 cents of syrup. I order water use the money for drinks twords the tip. Be grateful you are out eating!

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L McN
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Agreed, I have zero problems paying for my date and myself. But I HAVE chosen to NOT do so when the date is purposely ordering all of the expensive items, approached the date with the expectation that I pay (without first clarifying with me that they could not afford it, I can accept that it is not viable and if you attend I would have to cover it), or was a jerk and obviously in it for the "free stuff." I HAVE walked out and paid for just my meal and left the date to cover their half, but only when the situation was obvious that it was expected and/or I was not the reason for going on the date. Get to know me, not get to know what I can buy for you.

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Xian Tian
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i would say that he cares about his health and not drink sugary drinks

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Chara
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If I went on a date and they got me water instead of some other drink, I literally wouldn't care lmao

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Jus
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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, this topic is actually deep. First, you don't shame people like that . Second, it's every person's business if they choose a partner who pays or the one who shares cost or even if everyone pays for themselves. I find it sexually attractive when a man I'm interested in pays for my meal. But he has to be into it, too. I never expect expensive dishes, but would agree if it made him feel good. I would never agree if wasn't interested. So I get women who expect men to pay. But hey, it's a game and it requires two willing people. Judge greed, do not judge others' pleasures.

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Melisa K.
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Do you also expect equal pay and equal rights in every other aspect of your life?? Bit of a double standard then if you do...

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Val
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you're that broke, then don't go on dates, get yourself a job!

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Lady Wants Barely-Used Computer For $25

Lady Wants Barely-Used Computer For $25

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The expression 'Beggars can't be choosers'? first recorded into print in 1546, when it appeared in a book of proverbs compiled by John Heywood. The first form was written as 'Folk say alway, beggars should be no choosers.' Another similar proverb from a different angle is, 'If wishes were horses, then beggars would ride,' which is more rarely used.

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Seems Like Indonesia Is Not Choosing Any Of Them Begpackers

Seems Like Indonesia Is Not Choosing Any Of Them Begpackers

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Kaisu
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Good, send them back home, not that their home countries want such leeches either

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#11

Mom Thinks Her Son Needs My Service Dog, Not Just Any Service Dog

Mom Thinks Her Son Needs My Service Dog, Not Just Any Service Dog

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Youtube Musician Donates Guitar

Youtube Musician Donates Guitar

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And I bet 99% of those messages were from people who would have immediately sold said guitar.

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So You Want Me To Unsell My Car And Are Offering Me Less Than It Sold For...

So You Want Me To Unsell My Car And Are Offering Me Less Than It Sold For...

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If You Think It's Simple

If You Think It's Simple

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"But It's My Shift"

"But It's My Shift"

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Sign At My Local Tattoo Shop

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This Store Knows

This Store Knows

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Foxxy
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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The thing is some shops price match so telling them you can find the exact same product cheaper online or in another shop can be a huge benefit. Quite often they can offer you the same deal or sometimes even 10% cheaper.

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Ungrateful Man Shames His Wife On A Public Forum Because The Dinner She Cooked Him Wasn't To His Liking

Ungrateful Man Shames His Wife On A Public Forum Because The Dinner She Cooked Him Wasn't To His Liking

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Biljana Malesevic
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why do people ever think that it's ok, ever, to shame anyone in public, on social medias? Not even stranger, let alone spouse, child or friend. If someone would do that to me, we wouldn't be friends or in touch anymore. If you don't like something about me, talk to me, don't try to shame me online in front of everyone. So rude and disrespectful!

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#24

Woman Gets Trolled After She Gets Too Choosy

Woman Gets Trolled After She Gets Too Choosy

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Woman Angry Book Pirating Site Is Being Sued, Complains To Author Whose Books She’d Been Stealing On Their Fan Page

Woman Angry Book Pirating Site Is Being Sued, Complains To Author Whose Books She’d Been Stealing On Their Fan Page

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Kaisu
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have a tip for those with little to no income who want to read books: GET A LIBRARY CARD. If your library doesn't have books from a particular author you like, you can message them to suggest they acquire books from that author, they often take suggestions into account when purchasing new books. Don't read pirated books if you can't afford to buy new ones.

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#27

"Fortunately I'm Not In A Position Where I Need To Pay To Work"

"Fortunately I'm Not In A Position Where I Need To Pay To Work"

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He Is Always Asking For People To Help Pay For Rent And Bills. He Complains About Not Being Able To Afford Food... But He Thinks He Can Care For A Kitten...

He Is Always Asking For People To Help Pay For Rent And Bills. He Complains About Not Being Able To Afford Food... But He Thinks He Can Care For A Kitten...

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Just To Persuade Him

Just To Persuade Him

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A Friend Of Mine Just Sent Me This. Why Is It That "Cash Ready" Means You Should Get An Incredible Deal?

A Friend Of Mine Just Sent Me This. Why Is It That "Cash Ready" Means You Should Get An Incredible Deal?

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Sister, Can You Spare A Dime?

Sister, Can You Spare A Dime?

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EVERLEIGH
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Its alright, let her live her miserable life in peace! If it was me, that whole situation would have went differently.

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Still In Shock

Still In Shock

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Kaisu
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How about you get a job with discounts of your own instead of leeching off of others

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#38

Damn, That Sounds Like A Killer Investment

Damn, That Sounds Like A Killer Investment

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You Better Be Reliable And On Time For This Incredibly Below Minimum Wage Job

You Better Be Reliable And On Time For This Incredibly Below Minimum Wage Job

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Margot Alexandre
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think she means 65-75 a day for 7 hours. It's still low, but it's still 3dollars per chid per hour.

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Not Good Enough For Her...

Not Good Enough For Her...

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