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We all know the saying 'beggars can't be choosers?' but time and time again people like to challenge this idea by doing the exact opposite. Here at Bored Panda, we love to share some absurd stories and nothing is quite as ridiculous as choosing beggars who take no issue with asking for handouts - but only on their own inconsiderate terms.

The following list is a collection of posts from the internet of the best of the worst of these cheapskate types. From haggling over price points to roasting their loved ones for thoughtful gifts scroll down to check out these ridiculously rude people and don't forget to upvote your favs!

#1

A Brilliant Way To Deal With "Influencers"

A Brilliant Way To Deal With "Influencers"

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Azure Adams
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's how you find the true influencers vs the scammers and s**t heads

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It's a good trait to be generous - but it's also good to know when you're being taken advantage of. Not everyone has the skills to say "no" to moochers, users, and choosy beggars, so Bored Panda has collected some various tips. First, it is important to communicate the boundaries or conditions around what you are giving to them. 

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63 Sandwiches In 1 1/2 Hours!?! How Dare They!

63 Sandwiches In 1 1/2 Hours!?! How Dare They!

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Foxxy
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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Bet it would have taken longer than an hour for her to make the 63 foot long subs herself.

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This Groomer Is Definitely Prepared For All The Choosing Beggars

This Groomer Is Definitely Prepared For All The Choosing Beggars

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Anon Yymi
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"The likelihood of you pooping on the hairdresser is pretty slim." Shows what they know.

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If you want to help, haggle or handout - go for it- but also know that it is ok to say "no"! Some people take generosity to mean that you can be pushed to give more and more. If someone has assumed that your niceness means that you won't say no, respectfully remind them of your limits. In some cases, people won't want to continue to have transactions after you turn them down, and that's ok. 

#4

I Won't Invite You To My Baby Shower, But You Better Get Me A Gift

I Won't Invite You To My Baby Shower, But You Better Get Me A Gift

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Kaisu
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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's insane and spoiled to expect someone to get you a thing for an occasion they weren't invited to! It's like expecting someone to get you a wedding present without inviting them to the wedding

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#5

My Mechanic Telling It How It Is. Support Artists And Labor Folk!

My Mechanic Telling It How It Is. Support Artists And Labor Folk!

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sakora
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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you have teh knownledge, you can use it. If you don't have it, you'll pay for it. You choose how. Lerning by self or using others skills. Simple.

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Don't let yourself be consumed by guilt - set your boundaries and stick to them. Just because you can be accommodating doesn't mean you should. Most of us are taught it is a social norm to share what we have with those less fortunate, but giving back doesn't mean sacrificing your worth. Sure you can afford to cut a little off a price, but you are not responsible for other people's financial burdens. Remember if you give an inch to someone who is trying to take advantage they will want more. 

#6

Choosing Beggar

Choosing Beggar

Two years ago I saw that guy with the gas can begging for money. Tried to give him four dollars, but he said he doesn’t take anything less than five. After that I saw him there everyday for months. Turns out he’s a fraud with a new Jeep and a nice house. Been following him with this sign since.


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Foxxy
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I remember a guy who approached me asking for money to buy a bus ticket. I didn’t have any money on me but I did have a spare bus ticket. I offered him the ticket and he just rolled his eyes, said no, pffft and walked off.

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#7

This Guy Gets It

This Guy Gets It

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've had the pleasure of such an experience. A colleague of mine, who was in the marketing department (she was just playing Candy Crush all day long most of the times) came to me with a purely illogical and physically impossible request, for a packaging. I politely tried to explain her using her very limited technological knowledge and abilities, that it cannot be done, why it cannot be done, and that I'm not gonna waste my time doing that. I also offered her alternative solutions. Her reaction: "OK!!! Then I'LL DO IT!! It can't be that hard." I gave her my seat, took a step back and enjoyed the rest of the show. She sits on my chair, adjusts it for a minute, stares at the Illustrator window for 10 seconds and says "OK, now TELL me what to do next!!!" I burst into laugh and invited her out of my office before she deletes something important.

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Lastly, don't feel bad when you shame a freeloader. We should always treat others with respect but in some cases, you need to be extra firm. "A freeloader really cares nothing for your needs and thoughts, even if they convince you that they do. They also rarely care for normal social etiquette."

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#9

Lady Wants Barely-Used Computer For $25

Lady Wants Barely-Used Computer For $25

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The expression 'Beggars can't be choosers'? first recorded into print in 1546, when it appeared in a book of proverbs compiled by John Heywood. The first form was written as 'Folk say alway, beggars should be no choosers.' Another similar proverb from a different angle is, 'If wishes were horses, then beggars would ride,' which is more rarely used.

#10

Seems Like Indonesia Is Not Choosing Any Of Them Begpackers

Seems Like Indonesia Is Not Choosing Any Of Them Begpackers

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Good, send them back home, not that their home countries want such leeches either

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#11

Mom Thinks Her Son Needs My Service Dog, Not Just Any Service Dog

Mom Thinks Her Son Needs My Service Dog, Not Just Any Service Dog

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Youtube Musician Donates Guitar

Youtube Musician Donates Guitar

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And I bet 99% of those messages were from people who would have immediately sold said guitar.

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So You Want Me To Unsell My Car And Are Offering Me Less Than It Sold For...

So You Want Me To Unsell My Car And Are Offering Me Less Than It Sold For...

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If You Think It's Simple

If You Think It's Simple

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#20

"But It's My Shift"

"But It's My Shift"

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#21

Sign At My Local Tattoo Shop

Sign At My Local Tattoo Shop

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#22

This Store Knows

This Store Knows

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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The thing is some shops price match so telling them you can find the exact same product cheaper online or in another shop can be a huge benefit. Quite often they can offer you the same deal or sometimes even 10% cheaper.

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Susan Gardner
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It just happened to me. I got prescription for contacts and of course they wanted to sell me the contacts. I wanted to give them the business (local store, etc.), but online price was so much cheaper, which I apologetically explained to them. They price matched and I got them there. I also got two extra sets of contacts (no charge) and some solution. I love them and will not go anywhere else now. I do purchase all of my glasses there :)

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Jason M
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Tried this. Shop said they only install parts they supply due to the warranty.

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Bill
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Original Equipment Manufacturer parts are more expensive than Chinese knock-offs from Amazon

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Crystalyn Snyder
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not only that but sometimes people forget that you get instant gratification of getting the part sooner, you are also covering for the shop owner getting the part and for it to take up space. Learned that when I started crafting and working in accounting.

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Celtic Pirate Queen
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can relate. My ex & I ran an auto repair business. I can't tell you how many times people would pull this kind of s**t. My standard response was "Well, if you can find it cheaper on your own that's great. We will not guarantee or warranty the part you provide. If it breaks or fails after we install it, that will be entirely your fault & we will not repair or replace it free of charge:. Sign here: _______________________

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Jon Payne
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Usually the parts that a shop sources is backed by a guarantee, and/or they can get a core charge by returning your old part. Buying something “cheaper” is often just that and interferes with their business model. Don’t expect a warranty when providing your own parts.

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Kitten
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Person: *says they can but it cheaper* Business owner: *raises price even more*

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Lisa Norman
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Has no one considered that bricks and mortar shops have overheads that online stores DON'T have? 🙄

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Steph Harrison
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I actually had my garage when I needed a part replaced tell me to go to EBay and buy the part then bring it in for them to fit. Saved me £200-300 doing that. One of the many reasons I keep going back.

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Robert J. Williamson
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sorry, don't agree with this one. The garage is charging for labour and it isn't part of the deal to overcharge on parts.

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Billy Beecham
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

good luck collecting on that. If I saw that in a shop, unless its a joke, I would make it my mission to tell everyone that parts are cheaper online. In fact they are. I had two tires delivered to my door with free shipping for $100. They wanted over $100 per tire when I shopped around locally.

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bill marsano
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is a veresion of trhe cafe signs I'vce seen saying "unsupervised children will be give free triple expressos and a puppy to take home with them."

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Aisha Charnock
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Happens to my Mum because she runs a charity store. Next time you want to complain that the charity store is charging too much, remember that all "over priced" money is going to charity...

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Stannous Flouride
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I worked for a neighborhood hardware store for 18.5 years but I still remember the time I talked a customer out of a cordless drill purchase in favor of a corded drill (bigger motor, less cost). I saved her $45 and right in front of me she went online and found the same one I'd recommended for $25 less than we charged (power tools have razor thin margins). 5 years later I can still hear her saying "Thanks, but I can save $25 if I buy it online."

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Id row
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not for nothing, but some shops charge almost 10x what the online price is. I walked into a computer shop for a part and they gave me an outrageous price. I'm betting they saw a blonde female and assumed I knew nothing about computers when I was actually an engineer. I get they have to mark it up because of the cost of overhead, but when you're verging on a 1,000% markup, then yeah, you should be told your stuff is way over priced. Also, my husband has been in the auto industry for over 30 years and he's getting into another business because he's the only honest auto guy left it seems and he's sick of it and he's disgusted. He says they're all liars and thieves. I have a ton of stories about people in the auto industry shamefully robbing people because the customer didn't know better. But if you're bitching about a product costing 50% more in a store, then yeah, you should shut up. Overhead is expensive as hell.

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Heather W
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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes, my ex quit a dealership because he refused to tell people they needed work done then and there. Tires good for another 12 months? Nope, they were told they wouldn't pass inspection. Something iffy needed replacement immediately. The last straw was when they purchased a very expensive machine to balance tires and were told they had to say the customer needed it (about $150). He was getting a bonus of 5% of others and yelled at daily. I'm very lucky to have an honest mechanic now, recently an estimate I was given was $500+ and He was $200.

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Mark Kelly
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

it is BS how shops charge more for parts fora guarantee or something. I do my own work anyway.

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Ben Smith
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is a brick and mortar store that will be out of business soon

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#23

Ungrateful Man Shames His Wife On A Public Forum Because The Dinner She Cooked Him Wasn't To His Liking

Ungrateful Man Shames His Wife On A Public Forum Because The Dinner She Cooked Him Wasn't To His Liking

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why do people ever think that it's ok, ever, to shame anyone in public, on social medias? Not even stranger, let alone spouse, child or friend. If someone would do that to me, we wouldn't be friends or in touch anymore. If you don't like something about me, talk to me, don't try to shame me online in front of everyone. So rude and disrespectful!

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#24

Woman Gets Trolled After She Gets Too Choosy

Woman Gets Trolled After She Gets Too Choosy

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#25

Woman Angry Book Pirating Site Is Being Sued, Complains To Author Whose Books She’d Been Stealing On Their Fan Page

Woman Angry Book Pirating Site Is Being Sued, Complains To Author Whose Books She’d Been Stealing On Their Fan Page

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have a tip for those with little to no income who want to read books: GET A LIBRARY CARD. If your library doesn't have books from a particular author you like, you can message them to suggest they acquire books from that author, they often take suggestions into account when purchasing new books. Don't read pirated books if you can't afford to buy new ones.

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#27

"Fortunately I'm Not In A Position Where I Need To Pay To Work"

"Fortunately I'm Not In A Position Where I Need To Pay To Work"

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He Is Always Asking For People To Help Pay For Rent And Bills. He Complains About Not Being Able To Afford Food... But He Thinks He Can Care For A Kitten...

He Is Always Asking For People To Help Pay For Rent And Bills. He Complains About Not Being Able To Afford Food... But He Thinks He Can Care For A Kitten...

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Just To Persuade Him

Just To Persuade Him

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#33

A Friend Of Mine Just Sent Me This. Why Is It That "Cash Ready" Means You Should Get An Incredible Deal?

A Friend Of Mine Just Sent Me This. Why Is It That "Cash Ready" Means You Should Get An Incredible Deal?

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Sister, Can You Spare A Dime?

Sister, Can You Spare A Dime?

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EVERLEIGH
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Its alright, let her live her miserable life in peace! If it was me, that whole situation would have went differently.

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Still In Shock

Still In Shock

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Kaisu
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How about you get a job with discounts of your own instead of leeching off of others

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#38

Damn, That Sounds Like A Killer Investment

Damn, That Sounds Like A Killer Investment

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You Better Be Reliable And On Time For This Incredibly Below Minimum Wage Job

You Better Be Reliable And On Time For This Incredibly Below Minimum Wage Job

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Margot Alexandre
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think she means 65-75 a day for 7 hours. It's still low, but it's still 3dollars per chid per hour.

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Not Good Enough For Her...

Not Good Enough For Her...

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