One of the benefits of having a kid is you get to name them. That way, you can honor your grandad, pay your respects to the artist who has inspired you, or... show the world you're a bit weird.

A month ago, Reddit user Hasden2007 asked other users on the platform, "What is the worst name you could give a child?" Turns out, there's no shortage of those.

So far, the post has received over 4.7K replies. From Strawberry Rain to Chastity, here are some of the most upvoted ones.

#1

Worst-Child-Names X Æ A-12

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Foxxy (The Original)
Community Member
1 month ago

Stupid, stupid, stupid name.

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#2

Worst-Child-Names Jack Cass, I know it’s bad because it’s my name

ettowa , mohamad taheri Report

Brian J
Community Member
1 month ago

I won't even make a joke because I'm sure you've heard them all

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#3

Worst-Child-Names My coworker named her baby "Strawberry Rain", which would be a great name if she had given birth to a bottle of shampoo

captainmagictrousers , Rodrigo Pereira Report

MagicalUnicorn
Community Member
1 month ago

is dad James Olivier? he would approve

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#4

Worst-Child-Names I know a family with 4 kids: Prince, Princess, Precious, and Becca. The Becca at the end kills me lol

katabatic21 , Keren Fedida Report

KamiKhan
Community Member
1 month ago

Becca will probably grow up to be a villain with a dark background story.

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#5

Worst-Child-Names I have heard of many bad names, but Sex Fruit is probably the worst I have seen.

RoyalGelly , Colin Maynard Report

ThatOneCrazyFanGirl
Community Member
1 month ago

Why name your own child this???

Easily Excitable Panda
Community Member
1 month ago

I have the feeling that mind-altering substances were involved.

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I want cake
Community Member
1 month ago

And that was allowed? Where I live isn't particularly strict on names, but that would definitely not be allowed.

Vicky Z
Community Member
1 month ago

I thought exactly the same

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Martha Meyer
Community Member
1 month ago

These parents will be murdered in their sleep as soon as that kid realized what's up.

Marlowe Fitzpatrik
Community Member
1 month ago

And no jury would find the kid guilty...

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JennyLaRue
Community Member
1 month ago

I can't imagine any scenario where someone is able to justify this name.

King Joffrey
Community Member
1 month ago

This is precisely why certain countries have an approved list of names.

Bacony Cakes
Community Member
1 month ago

*ikea intensifies*

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Softsquatch
Community Member
1 month ago

well thats basically what babies are

Debi Blackshaw
Community Member
1 month ago

Thant's just wrong, on all levels :(

Bacony Cakes
Community Member
1 month ago

Like a really f*cked up elevator.

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Marianne
Community Member
1 month ago

How is that legal?

Peppermallow
Community Member
1 month ago

It wasnt. It was over turned by the New Zealand government where it was attempted to be used as a name

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Mewton’s Third Paw
Community Member
1 month ago

Gross. And child abuse. I wouldn’t call the kid either of those words even if that’s the official name.

McSydney
Community Member
1 month ago

I feel sorry for this child, on many levels.

Martha Hubbs
Community Member
1 month ago

WTAF?!

Tina Mercado
Community Member
1 month ago

Because the parents are such "Fruitcakes"!

Id row
Community Member
1 month ago

That should be illegal.

TheReader19
Community Member
1 month ago

Quite frankly that shouldn't be legal

Miss Cris
Community Member
1 month ago

Literal

Patrick James
Community Member
1 month ago

That's horrible

itsTrini
Community Member
1 month ago

You litterally ruined your childs dream running for president or doing anything political in the world

Sam
Community Member
1 month ago

it is... technically true... but i have so many questions

Peppermallow
Community Member
1 month ago

This happened in New Zealand, but the government overturned it. In some instances where names are this bad, the child can also be turned over to protective custody while their safety is determined, though I dont know if this happened in this particular case.

alice tulkens
Community Member
1 month ago

It's wasn't a first name .. the dad had changed his last name . There are no little sex fruits running around!!

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Hollysmom
Community Member
1 month ago

Why not just spermovo

QueenMiri
Community Member
1 month ago

Ewww. That's awful. I live in Germany and parents have to officially register the name of their baby. Is the chosen name to weird and not appropriate it gets declined and they have to choose an actual name. Not such an abomination. This is just horrible.

Judy Windham Saunders
Community Member
1 month ago

I could never be friends with someone who would do that to their own child. How could they?

LONDYN BROWN
Community Member
1 month ago

WTF???

Johnny Døpe
Community Member
1 month ago

I would sue parents for this horrid name :) -hi ! my name is Fruit ! Sex Fruit !

Jeff Christensen
Community Member
1 month ago

Descriptive, though.

Iron ass
Community Member
1 month ago

That poor child... Will sex fruit please bring their paper to the front of the class?

Debra Robinson
Community Member
1 month ago (edited)

EVIL

CatWoman312
Community Member
1 month ago

This name should be illegal

K Child
Community Member
1 month ago

Fruit is bad enough. But the two words together for a child? Who are these people?!

Christina Schulte
Community Member
1 month ago

Did they not like this baby?

Eslamala
Community Member
1 month ago

This is wrong on so many levels.

Norah Reilly
Community Member
1 month ago

Are you nuts? What the hell were you thinking!?

The_fox_girl
Community Member
1 month ago

Oh no oh no oh nononono

a Minecraft girl
Community Member
1 month ago

....Wow that’s uh- strange

If I could I would live under water
Community Member
1 month ago

I get that a baby *is* a sex fruit, nur to name it that? Poor thing

Suzanne Haigh
Community Member
3 weeks ago

They were allowed to call her this?

𝓴𝓪𝔀𝓪𝓲𝓲_𝓐𝓾𝓭𝓻𝓮𝔂
1 month ago

Sounds like some sort of Victoria's Secret perfume

CincyReds
Community Member
1 month ago

Oh wow...I had to do a double take..... Sex Fruit? What in the hell

Romain Dranreb
Community Member
1 month ago

I guess (hope) it’s enough to start an investigation for child abuse...

Jackie Porter
Community Member
1 month ago

Whilst not their legal names my friend calls her kids 'crotch goblins'

backatya
Community Member
1 month ago

poor kid. I hope the kid gets it changed

Shinomi Chan
Community Member
1 month ago

Okay, who hated their child?

Stille20
Community Member
1 month ago

Oh nooooooooo. Most of these a weird or creative.... that one ... that's all kinds of problems.

mac
Community Member
1 month ago

This has got to be fake. Please tell me this is fake! I refuse to believe someone would be this idiotic.

mac
Community Member
1 month ago

This has got to be fake! Please tell me this is fake! I refuse to believe someone would be this idiotic!

Happy Creations
Community Member
1 month ago

Never mind what were the parents thinking of giving the child that name, but why the heck did the authorities allow that name?

Logi Potogi
Community Member
1 month ago

WHYYTY

Jo Choto
Community Member
1 month ago

I'm surprised it was allowed on the birth certificate.

Renata Davies
Community Member
1 month ago

hey sex fruit can you here please?

Sarah
Community Member
1 month ago

This is why Iceland has a list of approved names you have to choose from. (OK, actually it's because they want all native Icelanders to have names that can be easily incorporated into the Icelandic language. But still.)

Courtney Christelle
Community Member
1 month ago

Oh geeze.

Paradise
Community Member
1 month ago

If that is real...where are laws to stop this s**t...

Todd Hollfelder
Community Member
1 month ago

What are you going to call that baby and when will you start?

LJ williams
Community Member
1 month ago

We know what she's going to grow up to be 😅

Bacony Cakes
Community Member
1 month ago

What about Number 16 Bus Shelter?

KimTx
Community Member
1 month ago

😝😝

HooowlAtTheMoon
Community Member
1 month ago

Why tf..?

DanieLegz
Community Member
1 month ago

I think I've seen a video called that on the internet somewhere

El Dee
Community Member
1 month ago

The worst so far..

Kt
Community Member
1 month ago

Whatttttt?! 😂😂😂

Andrew Lee
Community Member
1 month ago

Illegal

Paul Budhram
Community Member
1 month ago

halp

froggy
Community Member
1 month ago

What-

Piper McLean
Community Member
1 month ago

That should be illegal

⭐Onyx (they/them)⭐
Community Member
1 month ago

Say what now

Everything AGR
Community Member
1 month ago

ummmmmmmmm

Ilsa Laszlo
Community Member
1 month ago

why is possible to give someone that name?

AlmightyOne
Community Member
1 month ago

Why. Would. You. Do. This?

Laura Be
Community Member
1 month ago

At some point (early) in their life a baby stops being a baby. Imagine a teenager named Sex

Vicky Z
Community Member
1 month ago

Not appropriate even for a baby

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Toko Danganronpa
Community Member
1 month ago

OH NO. OH NO. OH NO OH NO OH

Tracy Baparam
Community Member
1 month ago

OMG!!

N G
Community Member
1 month ago

The ONLY way I can see this is if the parent picked a name they liked the sound of and didnt realise the translation. Like naming a child Anathema, or Verruca.

Dynein
Community Member
1 month ago

You mean like Anathema Device and Verruca Lumpy?

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Candace Fitzpatrick
Community Member
1 month ago

Excuse me?

Niki Norway
Community Member
1 month ago

It's hard to believe any of these are real.

MyCatsTheRealPanda
Community Member
1 month ago

As dumb as people are and the things people do, it's not really surprising at all unfortunately.

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m squared
Community Member
1 month ago

This one's kinda hard to believe

Iara Ra
Community Member
1 month ago

How come it is legal to register such name? Most countries have a « filter » at the civil register in case the parents are on meth or something

MyCatsTheRealPanda
Community Member
1 month ago

Sadly many people don't need to be under the influence of drugs to be this stupid and selfish.

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glowworm2
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1 month ago

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That's a porn name if I ever saw one.

Jigs Gabest
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1 month ago

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haahaha

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#6

Worst-Child-Names Princess. A girl in my high school was legally named princess but she went by her middle name. There was also a girl who’s name was Sunny Day and she was the emo kid

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Easily Excitable Panda
Community Member
1 month ago

With a name like Sunny Day, you're doomed to be the emo kid.

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#7

Worst-Child-Names Mystic Pigeon? She was a client at my office.

Apparently it’s a real surname and her parents were hippies so named her “Mystic”. Like who’s ever going to take her seriously??

Awesomesause88 , Juan Encalada Report

KamiKhan
Community Member
1 month ago

She could join X-Men though!

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#8

Worst-Child-Names How about not giving your child a name? There was a kid I went to high school with whose legal first name was "Unnamed Baby Boy". I don't know the story behind that though.

NotEvenJohn , Anita Jankovic Report

Foxxy (The Original)
Community Member
1 month ago

Is that even legal? If so, poor kid.

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#9

Worst-Child-Names Tequila. Sibling was Margarita

Anonymouspapayaz , Marisa Howenstine Report

Christina Wood
Community Member
1 month ago

That's child abuse

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#10

Worst-Child-Names My mum once worked at a school and there was a kid called "Thank God".

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ThatOneCrazyFanGirl
Community Member
1 month ago

That kid must be like "I don't thank God for giving me this name"

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#11

Worst-Child-Names theres a british chef, jamie oliver, who named his children the following:

poppy honey rosie

petal blossom rainbow

buddy bear maurice

daisy boo pamela

river rocket blue dallas someone call childline

peachxstile , jamieoliver's profile picture jamieoliver Report

ThatOneCrazyFanGirl
Community Member
1 month ago

It sounds like a kid named their kids.

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#12

Worst-Child-Names I worked in Nigeria for a while and had a co-worker called Thank God Limejuice. It wasn’t a windup. That was his actual name

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Alicia Butterfield
Community Member
1 month ago

Some amazing names in Nigeria and they totally make them work and sound cool. Just think of the ex-President, Goodluck Jonathan..

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#13

Worst-Child-Names When I worked at chick-fil-a way back in the day, I was taking this girl's order and it time time to ask for her name, she was being very hesitant. So I was just waiting for a reply until her mom says "Sorry she's shy!!" looks me in the eyes with a smile and tells me "Her name is Thankful!" ....poor child

estoniansweetener , Janko Ferlič Report

Vicky Z
Community Member
1 month ago

Yeah right she is shy! How can't she see what they did to their poor child oh my God!

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#14

North West

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Truth Monster
Community Member
1 month ago

I'm waiting for her to put out a perfume called "North" just to hear the commercial, "North by Northwest"

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#15

Worst-Child-Names Peter File

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Friday
Community Member
1 month ago

Nooooo!!!!

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#16

Worst-Child-Names Pridges Pancakes. He changed it to Richard Johnson.

But Olympic skier Anna Banana kept her name.

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ThatOneCrazyFanGirl
Community Member
1 month ago

I like the name Anna Banana. I think its cute

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#17

Worst-Child-Names I actually went to school with a guy named Richard Rash. To make it worse his mother was a teacher there

LilPeaHen , Hunter Johnson Report

Ian Milne
Community Member
1 month ago

D*ck Rash? He’ll need some cream for that

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#18

Worst-Child-Names Baby

Just a Baby.

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Foxxy (The Original)
Community Member
1 month ago

Don't put Baby in the corner.

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#19

Worst-Child-Names A friend of a friend was named ‘Forsheeza Jolly Goodfellow’ before she had it changed. Can’t even imagine having to deal with that at school

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I want cake
Community Member
1 month ago

That's something you'd suggest as a joke, but following through is just cruel.

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#20

Worst-Child-Names I read a story once about triplets that were named Harry, Hermione, and Ron. Please dont do that

SadGirlPancake , Warner Bros Report

Princess Toadstool
Community Member
1 month ago

Children aren’t billboards for your fando,s

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#21

Worst-Child-Names Abcde (pronounce ab-city)

CauldronOfCum , Phil Goodwin Report

Marianne
Community Member
1 month ago

That was the poor girl who caused an incident at an airport, because the employees could not believe this was her actual name. They laughed at the name and the mother shamed them for laughing at her poor child, when in truth in was her fault for giving her child a ridiculous name like that.

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#22

Worst-Child-Names Blanket

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Shazz Winchester
Community Member
1 month ago

Jackson?

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#23

Worst-Child-Names Seen it all. Met a woman named Anal. Pronounced "Ah-nuhl". I had a friend named Cleopatra. And had a relative named Sextus but he just was called "Uncle Sex". Even heard of one called Merlin!

Hella111 , Sharon McCutcheon Report

tail_bite
Community Member
1 month ago

hear me out, Cleopatra is a good name

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#24

Worst-Child-Names Went to school with a girl named Candace Barbara Machine. Candy Bar Machine!

mimiharmon1 , Tanaphong Toochinda Report

Candace Fitzpatrick
Community Member
1 month ago

Nothing wrong with her first name

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#25

Worst-Child-Names Satan.

Well, unless of course you want them to be a lawyer when they grow up, in which case it might to a good marketing ploy.

cask__redie , Matthew Rutledge Report

ADHORTATOR
Community Member
1 month ago

He can change it into Lou(cifer)

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#26

Worst-Child-Names gaylord (yes its an actual name)

frenzzyLeggs , Amanda Sofia Pellenz Report

Raine Soo
Community Member
1 month ago

That's right up there with Farquaad or Tarquin.

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#27

Worst-Child-Names Methaney

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Bex
Community Member
1 month ago

She must be pretty gassy

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#28

Worst-Child-Names Scooter. Hell no. I would not even name a dog that

Michaeldim1 , Greys Capuyan Report

Foxxy (The Original)
Community Member
1 month ago

Scooter is a great name for a dog lol.

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#29

Worst-Child-Names Some girl I knew named her daughter Tru Love, I still can’t get over that bizarre combination

ChattyGracieLou , Omar Lopez Report

Your Average Pooh
Community Member
1 month ago (edited)

I hope Tru Love can hopefully, someday find True love.

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#30

Worst-Child-Names Chastity

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Raine Soo
Community Member
1 month ago

Chaz Bono was formerly known as Chastity. Blame Sonny and Cher.

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