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Everyone who has owned a car knows how reliable it is to break down. How stubborn it is in its own special way.

The good thing is that with time comes nostalgia, and nostalgia can fix memories that have been bugging us for a very long time, allowing us to laugh at wedding disasters, beach fails, and even all the annoying car issues we've been through.

For the newest "Hashtags" segment on The Tonight Show, its host Jimmy Fallon asked his viewers to share their worst car stories, and it was just like always: people responded to the prompt on Twitter, the showrunners picked the funniest entries and they got a feature on live television. And, just like every time, they were hilariously entertaining, too.

According to experts, taking care of your car starts with three rudimentary things you should be doing every other fill-up to ensure it stays in tip-top shape.

First, clean the windshield. A dirty, bug-splattered windshield is a safety hazard (it obscures your view of the road), so give it a regular cleaning. Using the spongy part of the gas station squeegee, soak the whole windshield with the cleaning fluid. Then pull the squeegee tightly from the middle of the windshield to the sides, finishing off the remaining streaks by pulling it top to bottom. If your headlights are dirty, give them a squeegeeing too.

Next, check tire pressure. Maintaining this department will keep you safe and even save you a little money. Improperly inflated tires — and this means both over-inflated and under-inflated — don't handle or stop as well as tires with the correct pressure, and they are more likely to suffer a blowout. Plus, tires with the correct pressure last longer and increase your fuel efficiency, even if very slightly.

Lastly, check the oil level and top off as needed. Motor oil is your car's blood and is essential to its performance. It lubricates all the moving parts in your engine so they don't grind and tear themselves into a disaster. It also transfers heat away from the combustion cycle and traps and holds all the nasty byproducts of combustion, sending it to the oil filter. If your engine doesn't have enough oil, your car is at great risk.

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To ensure your car always has enough oil, you simply need to keep regularly checking it. Your owner's manual might recommend that you do this at every gas fill-up but every other is usually sufficient.

Checking your car's oil level is very easy. All you need is a clean paper towel, adequate light, and a few minutes. But before you start, make sure your car is on level ground so you get an accurate reading. Then, locate your engine's dipstick (it typically has an image of an oil can or just says "OIL"). Pull out the dipstick. No laughing. Wipe it clean with a paper towel (gas stations sometimes have them available near the pumps). Put the dipstick back, making sure it goes all the way in. Pull the dipstick out again, (don't turn it upside down to look at it—this makes the oil run upward and ruins your reading). It will have two marks at the bottom. The oil level can be read by looking where the oily part ends and the dry part begins: if the oil line is between the two marks, you’re good to go. If it’s below the bottom mark, you need to add some more oil. But never add more than a quart at once without driving and taking a new reading of the oil level. Too much oil isn't good for the engine too. 

All you need to do now is follow the maintenance schedule suggested in your vehicle's owner's manual, keep the car clean and it won't break down. Much.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And here I live in Sweden were cars would be illegal to drive long before reaching this state

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love this one! You drove a hearse! My parents were superstitious, so they would have paid for another car, pretty much any car, except this one. I should have thought of that back in the day.

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Dan Buczynski
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You're a boss. I got driven to a party once in a hearse and I felt like a super badass the whole night.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That is BRILLIANT !! I had a friend who converted a Volvo hearse into a camper wagon many years ago and painted it in rainbow colours (actually invited us over to his place, got us all drunk and issued us with spray paint, enamel paint and brushes ... bloody good party even though many of us took weeks to remove ingrained paint from places that paint shouldn't have been..... ). As an aside, apart from that, the only other time I had dealings with a hearse was in Worthing (UK), when my Bond Bug 3 wheeler (I'll post a pic, but best you Google it) wouldn't start and I got a jump start from a nice man with a coffin in the back of his car ..... Once got a jump start on the side of the M20 on New Years Day from a nice man in a Model T Ford as well - happy days ! bug-60181c...ae7b13.jpg bug-60181c5ae7b13.jpg

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Love this and would happily do up the outside a bit and drive around in it.

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Laura Waddell
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wanted to buy a used '66 Caddie Hearse when I was 20 & still living at home with my mom. When I told her about it, she said absolutely no way would she allow me to park it in our driveway and/or on the street in front of our house. I was told if I bought it to move out. I was working full time & a full time college student at the time. I did not want to take on the responsibility of renting a place on my own, so I passed on the Hearse. Still one of my life's greatest regrets over 30 years later 😭

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And how do you pay for gas then ? It must drink a lot !

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Luther von Wolfen
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's truly terrible when classics like this fall into the hands of people who don't want to learn how to restore/maintain them. All new drivers should be issued a Yugo.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At least it looks good. That one looks like it is only good as a decoration lol.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

my stepdad repairs tractors and antique cars we have a thunderbird, bronco, and a F-150 ranger, all ford and run like they were built yesterday

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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That is terrifying! The poor tree, but I'm glad to hear that you're alright.

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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Apparently you should have held the beams midway between high and regular 🤷‍♀️

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Those are the inconspicuous cars that drug mules like... Did you check all the hidden panels?

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not that strange really. I've had a car drive (at say 5MPH) over my foot and it doesn't hurt; the suspension and tires spread the weight. The flatter the object the lesser the impact.

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Raine Soo
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, that car certainly lived up to its namesake. The irony did not escape me. LOL

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Who installed it without sealing it? I would have gone back and told them to do it properly or else you could have just bought a tube of sealant and done it yourself, it isn't hard.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Waaaaait a minute. Didn't someone from Sweden say in the comments that this would be illegal in Sweden? I'm shocked that despite laws preventing this behavior, it happened anyway. One might be inclined to believe that there are irresponsible people all over the world. But that can't be right.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not that hard. The cassette recorder got more or less power depending on the speed. So it either was the battery or the alternator at fault.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well Ford can't make a door latch to save it's life. Started from day one and still can't perfect it. There are so many recalls for door latches on such a wide range in years, makes, and model's. It will absolutely blow your freaking mind how many door latch recall parts I have in my parts room. And supplements recalls (revised parts or updated inspections) for latches and rods and plates. Mind blowing!!!!

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You just described my first BRAND NEW car off the lot. The $4995 Hyundai Excel. The big selling feature was that the rear window defroster was included in the base package. Ran mine through 170K miles then sold it to my mechanic.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And someone’s dad from another post put an engine in it for her... and the cycle repeated itself!

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ahhhh.... The Vega.... Aluminum block... That way there wasn't too much weight to move the thing. If it had been a stainless steel block, she'd have been lucky to pass 30MPH.

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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Worn seals on the rotary engine's impellers. I hope she still has it. $$$$

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's pretty scary. Once, my wipers broke on the highway during winter, and I had big trucks in front of me, throwing sleet onto my windshield. Longest drive of my life...

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Push starting a manual transmission when the battery is dead.... So many experiences that the new generations will never have.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My first car was a 4 door green Peugeot 204 that had been in some kind of horrible accident which left just an open space below the trunk. No big problem... I just hung a "Space for Rent" sign in it and received lots of smiles. I loved that little car.

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