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The World Health Organization has announced time and again that COVID-19 vaccines have proven to be safe, effective and life-saving.

What’s even better is that the new analysis by PHE found for the first time that 2 doses of COVID-19 vaccines have proven to be “highly effective against hospitalization from the Delta (B.1.617.2) variant.” So as the contagious new variant is sweeping across the country, getting a COVID-19 shot is now basically a matter of not getting severe complications, and for some, it’s a matter of life and death.

But when it seems like all the evidence of the effectiveness of COVID-19 vaccination is more than obvious, some people still find the excuse of not getting it. And honestly, some of their reasoning is beyond insane.

From believing that a COVID-19 shot will turn you into a living zombie to claiming that Jesus himself is enough of “a protector and a mask” to protect from the virus, it’s one hell of a read. Treat it as a sci-fi read at most or utter craziness, and scroll through some of the worst excuses people shared online down below.

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Celsius

Celsius

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Considering England developed and authorised the first vaccine, using it first is what you would call "making sense"

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Anti Vaxxer Pretends To Be Educated

Anti Vaxxer Pretends To Be Educated

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What Are A Vaccine For?

What Are A Vaccine For?

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Ever since the pandemic emerged, vaccine skeptics have pointed to the fact that the coronavirus vaccines were available only under emergency-use authorizations. So when the Food and Drug Administration this week fully authorized the Pfizer-BioNTech vaccine, COVID-denialists and anti-vaxxers have taken desperate measures to prove their points.

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The Virus Is Targeting The Unvaxxed

The Virus Is Targeting The Unvaxxed

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Beautifully Pointing Out How Jack Doesn’t Know Why A Vaccine Is

Beautifully Pointing Out How Jack Doesn’t Know Why A Vaccine Is

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Taking Vaccine = Having No Faith In God

Taking Vaccine = Having No Faith In God

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

For everyone who doesn't understand, in the first post, the person in the profile picture is wearing glasses. This doesn't really makes sense if you blur the profile pictures.

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Some employ arguments found on fake news websites, others go deep into conspiracy theories that revolve around mistrust in government and science. So in order to find out what’s at the root of the mind of vaccine sceptics and COVID denialists, we reached out to Robert Gifford, a Professor of Psychology and Environmental Studies at the University of Victoria.

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Robert is best known for his “The Dragons of Inaction: Diagnosing and Slaying the Barriers to Positive Climate and Environmental Action” study. According to this theory, these dragons are a compendium of psychological barriers that hinder a person’s desired actions. Robert argues that “they have mainly been gathered to help explain why a person agrees that climate change and environmental sustainability are important problems, yet does not take enough action to effectively deal with those problems.”

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Vaccines Now Cause Genetic Disorders

Vaccines Now Cause Genetic Disorders

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Susie Elle
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I really don't get how people can think of science and be like "Well why do the scientists get to decide what's truth and what's not?". You really have not been paying any attention in school. Like, at all, for consecutive years.

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Why Get A Vaccine If I Don't Have The Virus

Why Get A Vaccine If I Don't Have The Virus

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I know someone who uses this. Also says"I've never worn a mask and I'm still here" claiming they're immune without a vaccine

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“However, the dragons may apply to other things, such as COVID denial,” he explained and continued: “In particular, without data, my opinion is that COVID denial is strongly related to Mistrust, one of the Discredence genus of dragons. Deniers do not like scientists and governments (unless they are populist governments that also are skeptical about both COVID and climate change).”

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Ah, Yes. The Old “Ya’ll Are Gonna Get Microchipped” Statement

Ah, Yes. The Old “Ya’ll Are Gonna Get Microchipped” Statement

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Hendra Lim
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

via his iPhone that already has a chip, built in gps, voice recorder, and video camera.

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#11

Pass The Vaccine

Pass The Vaccine

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Anti-Vaxxer Logic

Anti-Vaxxer Logic

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I had Covid spring 2020, got vaccinated spring 2021, had the bloody Delta aug 2021. I can assure you the second covid was nowhere near the horrible first one where I couldnt breathe properly for 3 months... Vaccines protects!

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Leo Domitrix
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So glad you made it! Delta is proving a nasty little variant. Vaccines do indeed protect. (For doubters: See flu shots. You may still get flu, but not nearly as bad.)

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Mohsie Supposie
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oxygen is a slow killer! 100% of the people who have ever breathed in oxygen in their life have eventually died!

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Little Phoenix
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I know people who use birth control and still got pregnant. Birth control is a waste of time. /S

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Vicky Z
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

These people usually are also against birth control so they would agree unfortunately

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Nikki Sevven
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm fully vaccinated, and was exposed a couple weeks ago after my niece was exposed in daycare. I didn't get COVID. Thanks, vaccine!

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Shane S
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The vaccine is free and relatively harmless (you might feel a little gross the next day but nothing you can’t power through). If it has even a small chance of working, what’s the harm?! I want life to get back to normal and that means doing what we can to end this. Stop looking for excuses.

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April Stephens
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"It's a waste of time." How long does it really take to get vaccinated, though? I was lucky enough to do mine by appointment, and I was in and out within half an hour each time (including a wait of 15 minutes after the shot to make sure I didn't have an allergic reaction). An hour is not much to ask!

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tuzdayschild
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I know people who took birth control and still got pregnant. Birth control must be a waste of time.

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Laura Deckers
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Speaking of tuzday...February 22, 2022 will be 02/22/22. AND it's on a Tuesday. 2sday. LLAP

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deanna woods
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I know people that claim to be educated and are still ignorant. Education is a waste of time. I know people that go to the doctor and still get sick. Going to the doctor is a waste of time.

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Chloe *Leah* Pheonix
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I need more people go go out there and find posts like this, and reply with something similar but still untrue like this

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Person #1,051
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Got vaccinated, got covid. but... only 2 days of symptoms, then back to normal!

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Susan Williams
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I know people who can swim but still drowned at sea. Learning to swim is a waste of time.

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Riley Quinn
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My brother wore a helmet, but he's a vegetable after a van creamed him on the highway. Guess helmets are a waste of time. And, I don't even want to go into all the long-term COVID effects non-vaccinated people are dealing with, including innocent children. Heck, doctors won't know the extent of these affects for years.

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Lisa Chambers
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Seatbelts might be a waste of time for Andrew. Twitter is a sewer.

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LMS
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Seriously, how much time do they think it wasted by getting a 6 second shot in the arm?

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AspieGirl88
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The idea is so that you don’t die from it. It’s not going to completely keep the Covid away, but it WILL ensure that you don’t end up on a ventilator! 🤷‍♀️

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Mary Burton
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Humans are terrible at assessing risk. That's my conclusion and I think it sums it all up!

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J.Allan
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

a lady was killed by a car while walking on the pavement ..ergo, pavements are dangerous, walk on the road instead.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I worked with a lady that didn't wear seatbelts because she knew ONE person who had been thrown clear of a firey wreck since she wasn't wearing one. In that rare case, not wearing a seatbelt might have caused a better outcome. In the vast majority of crashes, the seatbelt is far more likely to save you and reduce your injuries than not. Similar to the anti-vaxxers who will point to the small handful of cases where people have had severe adverse reactions to vaccines. A few have died. The overwhelming odds are the vaccine will help you, but there will be a few cases out of millions where it will make you worse off or even kill you. They'll focus on that. Most of us look at the odds. My odds of dying from Covid, especially with the new variants, is far higher than my less than one in a million chance of dying from an adverse vaccine reaction. We've already lost 2 people for every 1,000 people in the US.

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Becky Samuel
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Around 9% of Americans say they never wear seatbelts. 47% of people killed in car accidents (not pedestrians) weren't wearing seatbelts. Doesn't get much clearer than that.

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Brian Bennett
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Did you ever think that you could have given them COVID after the vaccines because you did not adhere to COVID preventative measurers?

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Mazer
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I know of cases where people died while eating, in relationships, in the bath, etc good gawd

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wow...another genius analogy between biology and physics that makes absolutely no sense.

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The professor continued: “Of course the Mistrust dragon is rooted in the Limited Cognition genus dragons called Ignorance and Confirmation Bias (that is, lack of factual knowledge and the tendency to pay attention to media that echoes one’s existing beliefs).”

When asked what to do when encountering a COVID denier, Robert suggested keeping an extra-large distance. “That’s about all that one can do. The other approaches are futile,” he said.

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It's A Tragic Day For All Of Us

It's A Tragic Day For All Of Us

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am surprised the husband isn't an ex with full custody. This lady is nuts

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“Pro-Choice”

“Pro-Choice”

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

it's interesting how keeping a pregnancy of one single mother, is everyone's business.... But taking a vaccine against a virus that can affect anyone, and kill them even tho the "immune system is strong" , is a private choice, that should be respected.

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Anti Vaxxers Lurk

Anti Vaxxers Lurk

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Okay, all jokes aside, mRNA is awesome, it's really flexible, and could come in handy for any future diseases like this. Imagine vaccines developing in a matter of months! I'm not wrong am I plz tell me I'm not spreading disinformation. EDIT: Ooh, that's interesting! Thanks!

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Anti Vaccine Geniuses (Friend Found This On Facebook)

Anti Vaccine Geniuses (Friend Found This On Facebook)

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Having brain damage is indeed the only explanation for someone to decide not to get vacinated.

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Oh Yeah, That Too. (#antivax)

Oh Yeah, That Too. (#antivax)

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Also it didn't disappear, people still get the plague but we have antibiotics now, and not wading around in our own muck anymore also helps.

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If Vaccines Were Healthy...

If Vaccines Were Healthy...

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Unless I'm mistaken, I'm pretty sure there are vaccines that can be sprayed into your mouth.

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Probably Not Even The Full 30 Minutes

Probably Not Even The Full 30 Minutes

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Healthier

Healthier

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Breaks my heart that the kids getting Covid are now more common than ever, a tragedy in itself, the ripple effect on the hospital staff is brutal

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Anti-Vax Logic

Anti-Vax Logic

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's Ok to ask questions so long as you haven't already decided the answer…

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Got Em

Got Em

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Literally nothing in life is risk-free, but which risk would you rather take: the slim risk of side effects from a highly tested & researched vaccine being used by a large portion of the world, or the risk of losing your child to an easily preventable disease?

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#26

Caught This Gem On A Friend's Post About The Vaccine

Caught This Gem On A Friend's Post About The Vaccine

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Plastic Is Magnetic!

Plastic Is Magnetic!

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How to tell the world you failed the 3rd grade and don't take regular baths without actually saying it

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You Can’t Vaccinate Your Lungs

You Can’t Vaccinate Your Lungs

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Who Needs Vaccines?

Who Needs Vaccines?

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I do not know about you, but I normally set the goal a bit higher than just surviving.

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On A Post Asking If Anti Vaxxers Would Want To Get The Covid-19 Vaccine If It Gets Released Officially

On A Post Asking If Anti Vaxxers Would Want To Get The Covid-19 Vaccine If It Gets Released Officially

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An Interesting Vaccination Strategy

An Interesting Vaccination Strategy

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sure, let's spread the news that this works. Now everyone, go get vaccinated to get the government off your back then do this potato thing that's definitely going to work. Go ahead, go get jabbed. I'll buy potatoes for everybody, just go get your shot.

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The Ancient Spartans Didn't Need Vaccines

The Ancient Spartans Didn't Need Vaccines

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Nah

Nah

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Gotta Love The Bible Belt Where Only 44 Percent Of Residents Have Received The Actual Vaccine

Gotta Love The Bible Belt Where Only 44 Percent Of Residents Have Received The Actual Vaccine

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I Ventured Where No Sane Person Should Go

I Ventured Where No Sane Person Should Go

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Trust Him, He Is A "Doctor" (Found On Tiktok)

Trust Him, He Is A "Doctor" (Found On Tiktok)

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"God's Vaccine"?? I Can't Anymore Y'all...

"God's Vaccine"?? I Can't Anymore Y'all...

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She’s Made For This Sub

She’s Made For This Sub

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Apparently, Getting The Vaccine Makes Any Girl You Have Sex With Infertile?!?

Apparently, Getting The Vaccine Makes Any Girl You Have Sex With Infertile?!?

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This Person, Who Claims They Want Businesses To Reopen...but Isn't Willing To Do The One Thing That Would Get Them To Reopen

This Person, Who Claims They Want Businesses To Reopen...but Isn't Willing To Do The One Thing That Would Get Them To Reopen

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No problem, bro. I am willing to make the sacrifice and take the 2000 insted of you.

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#44

What Is This?

What Is This?

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There is some truth to this “SOME” being the operative word. Kids raised in super clean environments are more likely to suffer from things like allergies, this is due to the immune system not having to work, so it ends up attacking more things we commonly come into contact with, like asthma which can result in death. Google the term “Bored Immune System” to start your education

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#45

Counterpoint... No You Are Not

Counterpoint... No You Are Not

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Covid Is The Devil! [via A Facebook Atheist Group]

Covid Is The Devil! [via A Facebook Atheist Group]

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Also, 2020 is scary because 2+0+2+0=4 which is the exact number of nipples Hitler had if he had 2 more nipples

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#47

The Covid Vaccines Spread Themselves?

The Covid Vaccines Spread Themselves?

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Parent's Response To My Encouragement For Getting Covid19 Vaccine

Parent's Response To My Encouragement For Getting Covid19 Vaccine

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That's Not How It Works, That's Not How It Works At All

That's Not How It Works, That's Not How It Works At All

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