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The World Health Organization has announced time and again that COVID-19 vaccines have proven to be safe, effective and life-saving.

What’s even better is that the new analysis by PHE found for the first time that 2 doses of COVID-19 vaccines have proven to be “highly effective against hospitalization from the Delta (B.1.617.2) variant.” So as the contagious new variant is sweeping across the country, getting a COVID-19 shot is now basically a matter of not getting severe complications, and for some, it’s a matter of life and death.

But when it seems like all the evidence of the effectiveness of COVID-19 vaccination is more than obvious, some people still find the excuse of not getting it. And honestly, some of their reasoning is beyond insane.

From believing that a COVID-19 shot will turn you into a living zombie to claiming that Jesus himself is enough of “a protector and a mask” to protect from the virus, it’s one hell of a read. Treat it as a sci-fi read at most or utter craziness, and scroll through some of the worst excuses people shared online down below.

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Celsius

Celsius

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Considering England developed and authorised the first vaccine, using it first is what you would call "making sense"

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Anti Vaxxer Pretends To Be Educated

Anti Vaxxer Pretends To Be Educated

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What Are A Vaccine For?

What Are A Vaccine For?

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Ever since the pandemic emerged, vaccine skeptics have pointed to the fact that the coronavirus vaccines were available only under emergency-use authorizations. So when the Food and Drug Administration this week fully authorized the Pfizer-BioNTech vaccine, COVID-denialists and anti-vaxxers have taken desperate measures to prove their points.

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The Virus Is Targeting The Unvaxxed

The Virus Is Targeting The Unvaxxed

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Beautifully Pointing Out How Jack Doesn’t Know Why A Vaccine Is

Beautifully Pointing Out How Jack Doesn’t Know Why A Vaccine Is

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Taking Vaccine = Having No Faith In God

Taking Vaccine = Having No Faith In God

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

For everyone who doesn't understand, in the first post, the person in the profile picture is wearing glasses. This doesn't really makes sense if you blur the profile pictures.

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Some employ arguments found on fake news websites, others go deep into conspiracy theories that revolve around mistrust in government and science. So in order to find out what’s at the root of the mind of vaccine sceptics and COVID denialists, we reached out to Robert Gifford, a Professor of Psychology and Environmental Studies at the University of Victoria.

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Robert is best known for his “The Dragons of Inaction: Diagnosing and Slaying the Barriers to Positive Climate and Environmental Action” study. According to this theory, these dragons are a compendium of psychological barriers that hinder a person’s desired actions. Robert argues that “they have mainly been gathered to help explain why a person agrees that climate change and environmental sustainability are important problems, yet does not take enough action to effectively deal with those problems.”

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Vaccines Now Cause Genetic Disorders

Vaccines Now Cause Genetic Disorders

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Susie Elle
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I really don't get how people can think of science and be like "Well why do the scientists get to decide what's truth and what's not?". You really have not been paying any attention in school. Like, at all, for consecutive years.

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Why Get A Vaccine If I Don't Have The Virus

Why Get A Vaccine If I Don't Have The Virus

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I know someone who uses this. Also says"I've never worn a mask and I'm still here" claiming they're immune without a vaccine

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“However, the dragons may apply to other things, such as COVID denial,” he explained and continued: “In particular, without data, my opinion is that COVID denial is strongly related to Mistrust, one of the Discredence genus of dragons. Deniers do not like scientists and governments (unless they are populist governments that also are skeptical about both COVID and climate change).”

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Ah, Yes. The Old “Ya’ll Are Gonna Get Microchipped” Statement

Ah, Yes. The Old “Ya’ll Are Gonna Get Microchipped” Statement

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Hendra Lim
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

via his iPhone that already has a chip, built in gps, voice recorder, and video camera.

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JuJu
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I got Moderna and I have to say, I'm totally disappointed! I can't hear Bill Gates in my head, my Windows PC at work still hates me and I can't print things from my brain.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is one of my favorites. Carry a phone with GPS. Drive a car with GPS. Carry a debit/bank card with a chip and a record of every where you go and everything you buy. ETC. BUT THEY GONNA TRACK ME WIT A VASSINE!!!!!!

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Honu
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So we're supposed to believe that they have special, incredibly small microchips, smaller than any used in current commercial applications, that will fit through a vaccine needle. And do what? Are the Jewish space lasers supposed to activate them for zombie mind control? Most of the chips we currently implant are just simple NFC chips with a code. You need to hold a scanner right up against it to retrieve a code. It's not a GPS. It doesn't have the ability to execute instructions. I have no idea how they think it could affect you with any instructions it could execute. Meanwhile, we willing buy smartphones, like OP says, that track us, have all sorts of information about us, and we participate in social media which can easily be used to influence us. Some super special secret tech microchip sounds like a pretty expensive way to accomplish whatever Their nefarious purposes are.

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matthew owen
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I feel sorry for him. I can't understand how anyone can be so neglected by education they're left that unaware.

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Robert T
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is he your half-brother because he only has half a brain or because you've already half-disowned him?

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Carol Emory
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Also saw where a military person said this is BS because if the government had the ability to create a microchip that can track you, they wouldn't have lost track of so many troops in the Middle East.

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Laurel Eddy
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've had the pleasure of having an irate engineer explain how that is physically impossible. basically its the size. as he put it, pet microchips are the size of a grain of rice, which you aren't getting in a vaccine bottle, and the scanner still has to be right up against them

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LH25
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And even those pet chips don't broadcast where the pet is. Like you said, it has to be scanned to get the information coded on it. Which is another logistical issue, getting the correct information on the chip for each shot.

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Mariya Stoyanova
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The new motto is "all vaccinated people are going to die in the next years". Aside from the similarity to the claim "Trump is going to get re-instated on date x (then date y, then date z)", I always ask the dumbf--cks if almost all medical staff, architects, engineers, teachers, IT etc smart people die out, how are their dumb unvaccinated asses going to survive :D There would be only morons left lol

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Riley Quinn
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I absolutely love this reasoning. Despite the numerous articles in print and online about iPhones tracking our every move and desire, they still don't understand.

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Daniele Ribolla
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

yeah bro... I'm vaccinated, but my smartphone 5G bars are always low, microchip is fuc*ed. (that's ironic, bro)

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Leigh C.
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

LOL Tom McDonald mentioned this kind of thought in his recent song. I recall people thought the same thing with the H1N1 vaccine and the flu shot. Apparently after the first 150,000, people have been given sugar water. That's what's been going around.

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Richard Portman
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Dump him. I was thinking about that terrible story about Sedna, and i realized there was no choice.

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AspieGirl88
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My chihuahua is microchipped & doesn’t have a care in the world! LOL. Take a damn chill-pill, pal! 💀😂

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Nagisa11
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is not to mention that the iPhone will also be scanning through all your photos

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Leodavinci
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Along with every other cell phone... not just smart phones.

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Sarah
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This might be my favourite item in this entire post. ;)

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DKS 001
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

but what about that phone? Or bank card? Or credit cards?

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Ancsuri
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He could use the bit of artificial intelligence of the chip to substitute his own

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Little Phoenix
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So true being microchipped is the easiest way for the government to track us! /s

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Mazer
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There is a Nigerian prince with a bridge he wants to sell to you

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#11

Pass The Vaccine

Pass The Vaccine

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Anti-Vaxxer Logic

Anti-Vaxxer Logic

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I had Covid spring 2020, got vaccinated spring 2021, had the bloody Delta aug 2021. I can assure you the second covid was nowhere near the horrible first one where I couldnt breathe properly for 3 months... Vaccines protects!

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The professor continued: “Of course the Mistrust dragon is rooted in the Limited Cognition genus dragons called Ignorance and Confirmation Bias (that is, lack of factual knowledge and the tendency to pay attention to media that echoes one’s existing beliefs).”

When asked what to do when encountering a COVID denier, Robert suggested keeping an extra-large distance. “That’s about all that one can do. The other approaches are futile,” he said.

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It's A Tragic Day For All Of Us

It's A Tragic Day For All Of Us

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am surprised the husband isn't an ex with full custody. This lady is nuts

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#15

“Pro-Choice”

“Pro-Choice”

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

it's interesting how keeping a pregnancy of one single mother, is everyone's business.... But taking a vaccine against a virus that can affect anyone, and kill them even tho the "immune system is strong" , is a private choice, that should be respected.

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Anti Vaxxers Lurk

Anti Vaxxers Lurk

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Okay, all jokes aside, mRNA is awesome, it's really flexible, and could come in handy for any future diseases like this. Imagine vaccines developing in a matter of months! I'm not wrong am I plz tell me I'm not spreading disinformation. EDIT: Ooh, that's interesting! Thanks!

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Anti Vaccine Geniuses (Friend Found This On Facebook)

Anti Vaccine Geniuses (Friend Found This On Facebook)

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Having brain damage is indeed the only explanation for someone to decide not to get vacinated.

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#18

Oh Yeah, That Too. (#antivax)

Oh Yeah, That Too. (#antivax)

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Also it didn't disappear, people still get the plague but we have antibiotics now, and not wading around in our own muck anymore also helps.

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If Vaccines Were Healthy...

If Vaccines Were Healthy...

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Unless I'm mistaken, I'm pretty sure there are vaccines that can be sprayed into your mouth.

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Probably Not Even The Full 30 Minutes

Probably Not Even The Full 30 Minutes

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Healthier

Healthier

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Breaks my heart that the kids getting Covid are now more common than ever, a tragedy in itself, the ripple effect on the hospital staff is brutal

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Anti-Vax Logic

Anti-Vax Logic

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's Ok to ask questions so long as you haven't already decided the answer…

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Got Em

Got Em

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Literally nothing in life is risk-free, but which risk would you rather take: the slim risk of side effects from a highly tested & researched vaccine being used by a large portion of the world, or the risk of losing your child to an easily preventable disease?

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#26

Caught This Gem On A Friend's Post About The Vaccine

Caught This Gem On A Friend's Post About The Vaccine

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Plastic Is Magnetic!

Plastic Is Magnetic!

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How to tell the world you failed the 3rd grade and don't take regular baths without actually saying it

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You Can’t Vaccinate Your Lungs

You Can’t Vaccinate Your Lungs

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Who Needs Vaccines?

Who Needs Vaccines?

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I do not know about you, but I normally set the goal a bit higher than just surviving.

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On A Post Asking If Anti Vaxxers Would Want To Get The Covid-19 Vaccine If It Gets Released Officially

On A Post Asking If Anti Vaxxers Would Want To Get The Covid-19 Vaccine If It Gets Released Officially

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An Interesting Vaccination Strategy

An Interesting Vaccination Strategy

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sure, let's spread the news that this works. Now everyone, go get vaccinated to get the government off your back then do this potato thing that's definitely going to work. Go ahead, go get jabbed. I'll buy potatoes for everybody, just go get your shot.

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The Ancient Spartans Didn't Need Vaccines

The Ancient Spartans Didn't Need Vaccines

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Nah

Nah

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Gotta Love The Bible Belt Where Only 44 Percent Of Residents Have Received The Actual Vaccine

Gotta Love The Bible Belt Where Only 44 Percent Of Residents Have Received The Actual Vaccine

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I Ventured Where No Sane Person Should Go

I Ventured Where No Sane Person Should Go

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Trust Him, He Is A "Doctor" (Found On Tiktok)

Trust Him, He Is A "Doctor" (Found On Tiktok)

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"God's Vaccine"?? I Can't Anymore Y'all...

"God's Vaccine"?? I Can't Anymore Y'all...

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She’s Made For This Sub

She’s Made For This Sub

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Apparently, Getting The Vaccine Makes Any Girl You Have Sex With Infertile?!?

Apparently, Getting The Vaccine Makes Any Girl You Have Sex With Infertile?!?

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This Person, Who Claims They Want Businesses To Reopen...but Isn't Willing To Do The One Thing That Would Get Them To Reopen

This Person, Who Claims They Want Businesses To Reopen...but Isn't Willing To Do The One Thing That Would Get Them To Reopen

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No problem, bro. I am willing to make the sacrifice and take the 2000 insted of you.

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What Is This?

What Is This?

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There is some truth to this “SOME” being the operative word. Kids raised in super clean environments are more likely to suffer from things like allergies, this is due to the immune system not having to work, so it ends up attacking more things we commonly come into contact with, like asthma which can result in death. Google the term “Bored Immune System” to start your education

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#45

Counterpoint... No You Are Not

Counterpoint... No You Are Not

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Covid Is The Devil! [via A Facebook Atheist Group]

Covid Is The Devil! [via A Facebook Atheist Group]

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Also, 2020 is scary because 2+0+2+0=4 which is the exact number of nipples Hitler had if he had 2 more nipples

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#47

The Covid Vaccines Spread Themselves?

The Covid Vaccines Spread Themselves?

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Parent's Response To My Encouragement For Getting Covid19 Vaccine

Parent's Response To My Encouragement For Getting Covid19 Vaccine

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That's Not How It Works, That's Not How It Works At All

That's Not How It Works, That's Not How It Works At All

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