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The World Health Organization has announced time and again that COVID-19 vaccines have proven to be safe, effective and life-saving.

What’s even better is that the new analysis by PHE found for the first time that 2 doses of COVID-19 vaccines have proven to be “highly effective against hospitalization from the Delta (B.1.617.2) variant.” So as the contagious new variant is sweeping across the country, getting a COVID-19 shot is now basically a matter of not getting severe complications, and for some, it’s a matter of life and death.

But when it seems like all the evidence of the effectiveness of COVID-19 vaccination is more than obvious, some people still find the excuse of not getting it. And honestly, some of their reasoning is beyond insane.

From believing that a COVID-19 shot will turn you into a living zombie to claiming that Jesus himself is enough of “a protector and a mask” to protect from the virus, it’s one hell of a read. Treat it as a sci-fi read at most or utter craziness, and scroll through some of the worst excuses people shared online down below.

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Celsius

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Considering England developed and authorised the first vaccine, using it first is what you would call "making sense"

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Anti Vaxxer Pretends To Be Educated

Anti Vaxxer Pretends To Be Educated

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What Are A Vaccine For?

What Are A Vaccine For?

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Ever since the pandemic emerged, vaccine skeptics have pointed to the fact that the coronavirus vaccines were available only under emergency-use authorizations. So when the Food and Drug Administration this week fully authorized the Pfizer-BioNTech vaccine, COVID-denialists and anti-vaxxers have taken desperate measures to prove their points.

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The Virus Is Targeting The Unvaxxed

The Virus Is Targeting The Unvaxxed

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Jennifer .S
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Very suspicious that the flood is only damaging the homes without flood defences. Someone in the Government must be in league with Poseidon!

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InvincibleRodent
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I keep trying to scroll past this, but I can't. It's too hilarious. This person is standing on the very precipice of self-awareness, they can see a wobbly shape through the veil of stupidity, but just. Can't take one more step towards it. It's just... so excellent.

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Vicky Z
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's also very suspicious that the sun is burning only the people that sunbathe all day without sunscreen.... has anybody else noticed that?

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Ayra
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Soooo close to understanding... yet sooo far away

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Kathryn Baylis
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Rep Kimble-if you’re being sarcastic, please use the sarcasm symbol, /s, so we’ll know you’re not an idiot. OK?

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Zophra
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not in Congress - I think sarcasm. https://www.truthorfiction.com/rep-jack-kimble-i-find-it-very-suspicious/

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Valisbourne Spiritforge
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I swear, there are 2 guys at my work that have told me almost this exact line.

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Faith Hurst
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I refuse to believe this isn't a joke. I cannot believe anyone could be this stupid. I will not.

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Watching
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Please tell me this man is not a member of our government.

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Leo Domitrix
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Who stood up to government vaccination? That sentence right there... *shudder*

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Kona Pake
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Paraphrasing Darwin, “the arrogant and stupid will die first“.

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Laura Brown
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The ignorance of this person makes me so sad for the future of the human race.

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Mark Buxbaum
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So weird that only people without umbrellas are getting wet. Must be a weather conspiracy.

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Apachebathmat
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I really pray to Jesus, Mary and the wee orphans that this was meant to be sarcastic

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Ryan Deschanel
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's weird, it looks like thirst only targets the ones who do not drink.

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cheers, cassidy
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

just for the record, this guy IS being sarcastic. he’s not a representative.

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Shane S
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Because it’s a conspiracy plot to weed out idiot voters. *disclaimer: this is a joke mocking conspiracy theories and not an actual conspiracy theory*

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Joanne DeCarolis
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

ironically, the opposite happened. all over the world, the double and triple vaxxed were the ones getting covid. the unvaxxed were fine.

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LilliVB
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Social media give the right to talk to legions of dumbasses that before were talking only in a bar after a glass of wine, without damaging the collectivity. They were immediately shushed, while now the have the same right to talk of a Nobel prize. It's the invasion of the dumbasses (Umberto Eco)

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Debbie Burton
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

WRONG.... the new variant is only in people that are double vaxxed

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J-A Laine
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Think my IQ just dropped a few points by just reading this insanely stupid comment.

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Collette Moisan
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It is not only targeting the unvaxxed. It is also targeting the vaxxed, and they are getting just as sick.

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Mare Freed
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Rep.Jack Kimble is a fictional character created by a political satirist. https://www.amazon.com/Jack-Kimble/e/B00A*57Z1C%3Fref=dbs_a_mng_rwt_scns_share

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

WOW - I can't even process this. So unvaccinated people are now getting sick instead of those who were smart enough to get the vaccine? He actually answered his own question, but is obviously too stupid to realize it.

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Riley Quinn
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, on the bright side: Brainless Jack Kimble will most certainly survive the zombie apocalypse.

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Meami
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Gee - because the vaccine is working you gormless pud.

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Daniele Ribolla
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wow! this IQ champion is astonished 'cause virus it's only targeting NOT vaccinated people... but WTF? do you have only hamster running on the wheel in yr empty head? poor moron!

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EJN
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Notice that he is a government employee! I am convinced that the GOP is spiking the drinks of its members with the intent to erase all intelligence and legitimate sense of morality to allow for re-programming with idiotic ideas based on QAnon sermons! It seems to be working!

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Vivian Orr
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Are you serious? Or just spoofing? Really…… your not serious right?

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KimB
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I rolled my eyes so hard at this I think I now have brain damage lol

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IlovemydogShilo
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There may be a limit to human intelligence but there is no such limit to human stupidity.

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Linda Ellis
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We just had covid go around our plant. I was vaxxed but got it anyway. The blue collar union guys for the most part, didnt get vaxxed so it spread like wildfire. I expected my plant manager, a smart guy with an engineering degree to have gotten vaxxed, but no. At least no one died.....

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, that is highly suspicious. Also, why is it suddenly targeting stupid people? Something fishy going on here.

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Elizabeth
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

OH DEAR GOD - This can't be real...I'm frightened if there are people that are this F-ing stupid.

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May Day
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I heard it targets stupid people. But I guess that's only a rumour. (Sarcasm. Look it up.)

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Carl Dombek
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How do you even respond to that level of ignorance? And "Rep" Jack? Who elected him, and to what office?

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

oh dear god you are- but i- jaien3jkrbjkwtbhnrkwjbenrfkjewbnfajkwn

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AspieGirl88
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh, of course ... I suppose lung/throat cancer only targets smokers & liver cancer only targets alcoholics, too?? That is absolute bullcrap. 🤦‍♀️

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

have you ever read something so stupid that it gives you forest whitaker eye

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Scott Rackley
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I find it suspicious that the California wildfires are only destroying houses right next to the fire. None of the houses far away from the fires are getting burned. Is Gov. Newsom in bed with Big Fire?

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Ray Carrillo
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I hope this is sarcasm or they may be in the running for a Darwin Award.

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RoseTheMad
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At this point, covid is partly natural selection, picking off those too stupid to wear a mask/get a vaccine etc... e_e

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Satire's been taking some serious body blows from reality lately. Remember when any story you read in The Onion could safely be laughed at? Remember when the movie "Idiocracy" wasn't a documentary?

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Alloydog
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

FYI folks, Jack Kimble is a fictitious character created by a school teacher (https://www.amazon.com/Jack-Kimble/e/B00A*57Z1C%3Fref=dbs_a_mng_rwt_scns_share)

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lol give this guy a medal. A medal for fools and imbeciles asking the right questions.

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2 years ago

*Facepalm*

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Hugh Willie Mungous
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ah . . . . . so . . . . . I guess the virus is intelligent and able to follow Government instructions?

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Reynard
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

1) Prove it 2) A vast mojority of the deaths are unvaccinated - So, even if you are right, which I doubt, the vaccine is keeping people from presenting severe complications.

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It's not, plenty of double jabbed people are catching covid, the question you should ask is if the vaccine is so safe and amazing, and if covid is just so darn deadly, why are kids immune to all restrictions and not allowed the vaccine?? Several more dangerous disease outbreaks have occurred in the last decade, and none have been treated like this. Destruction of civil liberties, spiralling national debt, and no Arny, it's NOT like ignoring traffic lights because that WILL cause a crash in SECONDS.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You're an idiot of the first degree. 1/ Double jabbed people may still catch the virus (it's not 100% effective) but their symptoms are not as bad as someone who isn't vaccinated; 2/ kids are not 'immune' to all restrictions - primary schools are kept in class bubbles and all sent home to isolate if a case of COVID is found, and high school students are tested daily; 3/ the vaccine is given to the old and vulnerable first since younger (healthy) people do not suffer as many symptoms. The UK is currently rolling out the vaccine to teenagers and shortly to children; 4/other diseases have not been treated like this because they are not so deadly. Scientists have known a deadly pandemic would occur soon, and here we are;

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Beautifully Pointing Out How Jack Doesn’t Know Why A Vaccine Is

Beautifully Pointing Out How Jack Doesn’t Know Why A Vaccine Is

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Taking Vaccine = Having No Faith In God

Taking Vaccine = Having No Faith In God

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

For everyone who doesn't understand, in the first post, the person in the profile picture is wearing glasses. This doesn't really makes sense if you blur the profile pictures.

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Some employ arguments found on fake news websites, others go deep into conspiracy theories that revolve around mistrust in government and science. So in order to find out what’s at the root of the mind of vaccine sceptics and COVID denialists, we reached out to Robert Gifford, a Professor of Psychology and Environmental Studies at the University of Victoria.

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Robert is best known for his “The Dragons of Inaction: Diagnosing and Slaying the Barriers to Positive Climate and Environmental Action” study. According to this theory, these dragons are a compendium of psychological barriers that hinder a person’s desired actions. Robert argues that “they have mainly been gathered to help explain why a person agrees that climate change and environmental sustainability are important problems, yet does not take enough action to effectively deal with those problems.”

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Vaccines Now Cause Genetic Disorders

Vaccines Now Cause Genetic Disorders

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I really don't get how people can think of science and be like "Well why do the scientists get to decide what's truth and what's not?". You really have not been paying any attention in school. Like, at all, for consecutive years.

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Why Get A Vaccine If I Don't Have The Virus

Why Get A Vaccine If I Don't Have The Virus

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I know someone who uses this. Also says"I've never worn a mask and I'm still here" claiming they're immune without a vaccine

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“However, the dragons may apply to other things, such as COVID denial,” he explained and continued: “In particular, without data, my opinion is that COVID denial is strongly related to Mistrust, one of the Discredence genus of dragons. Deniers do not like scientists and governments (unless they are populist governments that also are skeptical about both COVID and climate change).”

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Ah, Yes. The Old “Ya’ll Are Gonna Get Microchipped” Statement

Ah, Yes. The Old “Ya’ll Are Gonna Get Microchipped” Statement

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

via his iPhone that already has a chip, built in gps, voice recorder, and video camera.

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Pass The Vaccine

Pass The Vaccine

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Anti-Vaxxer Logic

Anti-Vaxxer Logic

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I had Covid spring 2020, got vaccinated spring 2021, had the bloody Delta aug 2021. I can assure you the second covid was nowhere near the horrible first one where I couldnt breathe properly for 3 months... Vaccines protects!

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The professor continued: “Of course the Mistrust dragon is rooted in the Limited Cognition genus dragons called Ignorance and Confirmation Bias (that is, lack of factual knowledge and the tendency to pay attention to media that echoes one’s existing beliefs).”

When asked what to do when encountering a COVID denier, Robert suggested keeping an extra-large distance. “That’s about all that one can do. The other approaches are futile,” he said.

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It's A Tragic Day For All Of Us

It's A Tragic Day For All Of Us

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am surprised the husband isn't an ex with full custody. This lady is nuts

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“Pro-Choice”

“Pro-Choice”

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

it's interesting how keeping a pregnancy of one single mother, is everyone's business.... But taking a vaccine against a virus that can affect anyone, and kill them even tho the "immune system is strong" , is a private choice, that should be respected.

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Anti Vaxxers Lurk

Anti Vaxxers Lurk

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Okay, all jokes aside, mRNA is awesome, it's really flexible, and could come in handy for any future diseases like this. Imagine vaccines developing in a matter of months! I'm not wrong am I plz tell me I'm not spreading disinformation. EDIT: Ooh, that's interesting! Thanks!

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Anti Vaccine Geniuses (Friend Found This On Facebook)

Anti Vaccine Geniuses (Friend Found This On Facebook)

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Having brain damage is indeed the only explanation for someone to decide not to get vacinated.

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Oh Yeah, That Too. (#antivax)

Oh Yeah, That Too. (#antivax)

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Also it didn't disappear, people still get the plague but we have antibiotics now, and not wading around in our own muck anymore also helps.

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If Vaccines Were Healthy...

If Vaccines Were Healthy...

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Unless I'm mistaken, I'm pretty sure there are vaccines that can be sprayed into your mouth.

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Probably Not Even The Full 30 Minutes

Probably Not Even The Full 30 Minutes

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Healthier

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Breaks my heart that the kids getting Covid are now more common than ever, a tragedy in itself, the ripple effect on the hospital staff is brutal

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Anti-Vax Logic

Anti-Vax Logic

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's Ok to ask questions so long as you haven't already decided the answer…

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Got Em

Got Em

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Literally nothing in life is risk-free, but which risk would you rather take: the slim risk of side effects from a highly tested & researched vaccine being used by a large portion of the world, or the risk of losing your child to an easily preventable disease?

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#26

Caught This Gem On A Friend's Post About The Vaccine

Caught This Gem On A Friend's Post About The Vaccine

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Plastic Is Magnetic!

Plastic Is Magnetic!

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How to tell the world you failed the 3rd grade and don't take regular baths without actually saying it

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You Can’t Vaccinate Your Lungs

You Can’t Vaccinate Your Lungs

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Who Needs Vaccines?

Who Needs Vaccines?

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I do not know about you, but I normally set the goal a bit higher than just surviving.

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On A Post Asking If Anti Vaxxers Would Want To Get The Covid-19 Vaccine If It Gets Released Officially

On A Post Asking If Anti Vaxxers Would Want To Get The Covid-19 Vaccine If It Gets Released Officially

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An Interesting Vaccination Strategy

An Interesting Vaccination Strategy

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sure, let's spread the news that this works. Now everyone, go get vaccinated to get the government off your back then do this potato thing that's definitely going to work. Go ahead, go get jabbed. I'll buy potatoes for everybody, just go get your shot.

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The Ancient Spartans Didn't Need Vaccines

The Ancient Spartans Didn't Need Vaccines

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Nah

Nah

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Gotta Love The Bible Belt Where Only 44 Percent Of Residents Have Received The Actual Vaccine

Gotta Love The Bible Belt Where Only 44 Percent Of Residents Have Received The Actual Vaccine

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#36

I Ventured Where No Sane Person Should Go

I Ventured Where No Sane Person Should Go

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#37

Trust Him, He Is A "Doctor" (Found On Tiktok)

Trust Him, He Is A "Doctor" (Found On Tiktok)

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#38

"God's Vaccine"?? I Can't Anymore Y'all...

"God's Vaccine"?? I Can't Anymore Y'all...

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She’s Made For This Sub

She’s Made For This Sub

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Apparently, Getting The Vaccine Makes Any Girl You Have Sex With Infertile?!?

Apparently, Getting The Vaccine Makes Any Girl You Have Sex With Infertile?!?

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This Person, Who Claims They Want Businesses To Reopen...but Isn't Willing To Do The One Thing That Would Get Them To Reopen

This Person, Who Claims They Want Businesses To Reopen...but Isn't Willing To Do The One Thing That Would Get Them To Reopen

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No problem, bro. I am willing to make the sacrifice and take the 2000 insted of you.

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What Is This?

What Is This?

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Mazer
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There is some truth to this “SOME” being the operative word. Kids raised in super clean environments are more likely to suffer from things like allergies, this is due to the immune system not having to work, so it ends up attacking more things we commonly come into contact with, like asthma which can result in death. Google the term “Bored Immune System” to start your education

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#45

Counterpoint... No You Are Not

Counterpoint... No You Are Not

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Covid Is The Devil! [via A Facebook Atheist Group]

Covid Is The Devil! [via A Facebook Atheist Group]

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Also, 2020 is scary because 2+0+2+0=4 which is the exact number of nipples Hitler had if he had 2 more nipples

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#47

The Covid Vaccines Spread Themselves?

The Covid Vaccines Spread Themselves?

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