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Some might argue that when you love someone or when someone is significant to you, there are situations where little white lies are necessary – and although telling them might have some positives if your intention is to get through the day and stay in that happy bubble, is this truly the case for parenthood? 

Perhaps you're saying that the tooth fairy won't come if they don't head to bed soon just because you don't want them to get cranky, or maybe you tell them that the park is closed when you want to go home and unwind, or you use the "we're out of sweets" trick because they've had too many. Sometimes, you want to skip the "why?" game, and it's understandable. 

However, what's amusing is that plenty of people recall the same white lies their parents told them when they were little, and today, Bored Panda has gathered a couple of the best ones! 

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hehehe in some places you don't even have to consume anything - just moving an item can mean you're automatically charged thanks to built in sensors...

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There's no more blissful thing than becoming a parent – however, it is a 24/7 job. 

First of all, there’s pregnancy, a process that spares some and stresses the life out of others. For the majority, it isn't a goddess-like experience: hormonal fluctuations, constant sickness, sleepless nights, and excruciating backaches – most likely it will suck, and although it is a magical thing, it can take a toll on your physical and mental health.

Creating a new life is not an easy procedure, and it's crucial to have the necessary support around you to ensure both your own and your future child's well-being.

Despite the fact that complaining about being with child is widely considered taboo, it's important to remember that if you're not in a "jumping for joy" kind of mood because of what pregnancy is doing to you – it doesn't mean that you aren't thrilled about becoming a mother, nor does it mean that you won't be a terrific one.

Raising a little human is one of the most turbulent, surprising, rewarding and hilarious adventures of our lives – so take it easy on yourself.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They usually do. No Ma do not send the nice lawyer man from Nigeria money to unlock your mysterious non existent inheritance.

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Now, the raising part. It's easy to get lost in what's good and what's bad, especially nowadays when all our lives are so easily curated on social media, confusing impressionable folks and first-time parents. 

It's a tough thing that you're just going to have to wing. There's no podcast, no "how to raise a kid" book that'll be able to carefully guide you while also guaranteeing a successful outcome – because, in reality, everyone's different.

However, honesty is really the best policy. And although telling your little one that Santa Claus knows if they've been naughty or nice is not going to translate into their adulthood and turn them into liars per se, it's in your best interest to minimize the usage of fibs and remember that these seemingly innocent untruths are depriving your child of the opportunity to handle conflict.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Because it's distracting when someone turns the light on. Plus in the UK the police can pull you over if they think its distracting you and you should not show anything out the back window apart from a red light.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My ex was brushing his teeth over a metal sink when lightning hit the ground next to his farmhouse and he got shocked by it.

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Whether it's the uncomfortable subjects you're not yet prepared to discuss, you're lying for your own convenience, or you're complimenting them on that quick dance move they learned – it's totally up to you to decide if being a little dishonest with your offspring is the best move. However, if you're ever in doubt, maybe consider telling them a simplified version of the truth.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Tommy can’t have that executive job because he pulled Jenny’s plaits in 1st grade

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Remember, as long as you're keeping your little one's interests in mind, you're making the right decision! Bored Panda hopes that you've enjoyed this hilarious ensemble of what seem like universally renowned white lies told by parents. Let us know which one stuck with you till adulthood.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, feeding wild animals often makes them dependend and unable to survive on their own.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or you'll die of lead poisoning if you got pencil lead on you. School was scary

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i literally ate an entire burger 5 minutes before swimming and i didnt get a cramp :D

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Dandelions are a diuretic if ingested so she's partially right. The French word for dandelion is pissenlit, which translates to "pee the bed."

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Embarrassing, but I love raw meat, and when mom would take a roast out to cook, I'd cut pieces off to eat. That's when Dad decided I was a vampire. To this day, (and I no longer really eat meat), were I to order a steak, I automatically blurt out that I want it so rare it has a chance to escape, it's ingrained into me).

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Too much sugar just before bed can make you wake up with a bad headache; it is like a sugar hangover.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So many things would "give us worms". At nearly 40 I'm still worm free

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I remember at a young age I had a friend who thinking back had some sort of I guess birth defect or something. (Not trying to be mean I just literally don't know because it was a long time ago.) But anyway I was friends with this kid, like he was great, but I genuinely thought he made a face and got stuck like that🙃. Thanks for telling me that if you make a face too long it'll stick, mom!

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