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Science tells us that women live longer than men for a whole host of reasons, but the most important one is that women don't even do half of the ridiculously dumb things that men do. Seriously, what were you guys thinking?

It goes a lot deeper than forgetting to look both ways before crossing the street. Men's frontal lobes, the part of the brain that deals with decision making and risk assessment, develop slower than women's. In short, men are basically doomed by nature and testosterone to be walking accidents waiting to happen. Have fun with that!

We've previously given you proof here, but this latest evidence will leave no room for doubt. Share this with the man in your life that likes to live on the edge. If he's too busy doing life-threatening activities to read it, just sit back and enjoy your additional time on Earth.

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Man, you made me laugh so hard... I had to expain the reason to my boss

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Reminds me of the time mad eye moody told Harry Potter to not put his wand in his back pocket otherwise 'you might blow your buttocks of'

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Megan Cousins
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How did he know he was from South Africa ... 😂our police ain't scared of anything 😂

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Ehsan Es
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You see, man are fundamentally lazy, all of the above (and below) does not portray that they take fun above risk, but it's rather lazyness above risk.

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Valerie Graham
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nothing about my adopted country can surprise me.... But this comes close

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Gay Johnson
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm surprised someone didn't kick the gun butt just to see what happens to his butt...

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Julia G
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wtf he's gonna shoot that guy in the f*****g butt hole

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Mike Mulkern
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, when you've gone through 6 tubes of Preparation H, and those pesky berries still itch.....

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well.... If someone wanted to kill him.. there's your chance..

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Lance d'Boyle
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I read a news story many years ago about a boy resting on a pole and he relaxed his sphincter, and ended up impaling himself on the pole. This photo reminded me of that story.

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Jeremie Guerra
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, the rope could be determinant for the fall, did he fell forward or backward? ^^

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

could be a depth perception thing, i don't actually think he's in danger of beheading. if he is, it's ok, not like he was using it for anything anyway.

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

and by helmet, we mean bucket, while placing the actual helmet on your handlebars. wouldn't want those to get a traumatic brain injury.

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I see the caption of this reading "Hello? Yes, I'd like to increase my husband's life insurance policy."

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Gayrimenkul... As a French speaking person I read: Gayri (deformed in "Garry") m'encule (f**ks me in the a*s)...

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The guy in the middle is closing his eyes, you know just in case something happens.

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i'll do it... i'll do it... i'll do it... I did it!!!! i'll try again tomorrow

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