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Science tells us that women live longer than men for a whole host of reasons, but the most important one is that women don't even do half of the ridiculously dumb things that men do. Seriously, what were you guys thinking?

It goes a lot deeper than forgetting to look both ways before crossing the street. Men's frontal lobes, the part of the brain that deals with decision making and risk assessment, develop slower than women's. In short, men are basically doomed by nature and testosterone to be walking accidents waiting to happen. Have fun with that!

We've previously given you proof here, but this latest evidence will leave no room for doubt. Share this with the man in your life that likes to live on the edge. If he's too busy doing life-threatening activities to read it, just sit back and enjoy your additional time on Earth.

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Jeremie Guerra
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, the rope could be determinant for the fall, did he fell forward or backward? ^^

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

could be a depth perception thing, i don't actually think he's in danger of beheading. if he is, it's ok, not like he was using it for anything anyway.

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Jace
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This looks idiotic, but the rocking horse is less precarious than you'd think due to being set between the ladder rungs. It's still idiotic, IMO, but not as idiotic as it seems at first glance. Clearly the owner of this place needs to create something practical for this exact purpose...

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Kate Thuma
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wh-why? Seriously? How dumb must you be to even consider using a rocking horse as a stepstool?

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Liliana V
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

People are getting REALLY CREATIVE when it comes to changing lightbulbs...

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Grace Bohmer
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

that is actually very innovative because the horse can't rock because of the foot holds on the ladder and even if it could he would fall in the pool

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well at least heel fall and end up in the pool, after he hits the ladder...

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Toni_0794
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If he placed a strong wooden board over a portion of the pool, he could have used a ladder to reach the ceiling😒

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darknessIsMyOutfit
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The pool would save his fall. Kinda creative I'd do that. (And guarantee hurt myself)

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Cheesybeansy
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You would be surprised how you can mix up the words 'Stupid' with 'Ingenuous'

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Pobin Rice
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Soooooo if he falls??? He lands in water. This list is SOOOO S**T.

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He could also land on the ladder and do the splits. Also I find it interesting that you only comment on the pictures that don't have as dangerous of a situation on them.

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

and by helmet, we mean bucket, while placing the actual helmet on your handlebars. wouldn't want those to get a traumatic brain injury.

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I see the caption of this reading "Hello? Yes, I'd like to increase my husband's life insurance policy."

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Gayrimenkul... As a French speaking person I read: Gayri (deformed in "Garry") m'encule (f**ks me in the a*s)...

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The guy in the middle is closing his eyes, you know just in case something happens.

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i'll do it... i'll do it... i'll do it... I did it!!!! i'll try again tomorrow

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