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Science tells us that women live longer than men for a whole host of reasons, but the most important one is that women don't even do half of the ridiculously dumb things that men do. Seriously, what were you guys thinking?

It goes a lot deeper than forgetting to look both ways before crossing the street. Men's frontal lobes, the part of the brain that deals with decision making and risk assessment, develop slower than women's. In short, men are basically doomed by nature and testosterone to be walking accidents waiting to happen. Have fun with that!

We've previously given you proof here, but this latest evidence will leave no room for doubt. Share this with the man in your life that likes to live on the edge. If he's too busy doing life-threatening activities to read it, just sit back and enjoy your additional time on Earth.

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, the rope could be determinant for the fall, did he fell forward or backward? ^^

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Claudia Espindola
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Geese conversing "did you see that? ", "shhhh.. Don't tell anyone or they'd think we are wackos "

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darknessIsMyOutfit
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

First good wind gust he's history. Dude obviously doesn't know how windy it gets up there.

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Marioara Popescu
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why is there a window that openes anyway? And how hard is it to tie a f*****g rope around you when you do this s**t?

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Cat Meow
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And here I am being afraid of cleaning my windows because I'd have to climb on the window sill to clean the windows that are as tall as I am. No, thank you

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Don Thompson
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I bet his wife just took out a huge life insurance policy on him before convincing him he needed to wash the windows.

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nixon langdon
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nothing like sum good one breeze 100 floors up, ah d freshness!

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Lilya
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I hate heights, how are people not afraid of them? "Ya gotta get over ur feeeaaaar." "How bout no."

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darknessIsMyOutfit
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm not afraid of heights not even the falling I'm scared of me splattered at the bottom

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Liliana V
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO CAUTION CAUTION CAUTION DO DO DO NOT NOT NOT NOT DO DO DO THIS THIS!!!!

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Pobin Rice
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That. Is just stupidity. Not the actions of ANY normal man

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The building manager needs to cancel this guy's lease. What an imbecile.

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

could be a depth perception thing, i don't actually think he's in danger of beheading. if he is, it's ok, not like he was using it for anything anyway.

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

and by helmet, we mean bucket, while placing the actual helmet on your handlebars. wouldn't want those to get a traumatic brain injury.

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I see the caption of this reading "Hello? Yes, I'd like to increase my husband's life insurance policy."

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Gayrimenkul... As a French speaking person I read: Gayri (deformed in "Garry") m'encule (f**ks me in the a*s)...

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The guy in the middle is closing his eyes, you know just in case something happens.

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i'll do it... i'll do it... i'll do it... I did it!!!! i'll try again tomorrow

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