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Science tells us that women live longer than men for a whole host of reasons, but the most important one is that women don't even do half of the ridiculously dumb things that men do. Seriously, what were you guys thinking?

It goes a lot deeper than forgetting to look both ways before crossing the street. Men's frontal lobes, the part of the brain that deals with decision making and risk assessment, develop slower than women's. In short, men are basically doomed by nature and testosterone to be walking accidents waiting to happen. Have fun with that!

We've previously given you proof here, but this latest evidence will leave no room for doubt. Share this with the man in your life that likes to live on the edge. If he's too busy doing life-threatening activities to read it, just sit back and enjoy your additional time on Earth.

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Jeremie Guerra
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, the rope could be determinant for the fall, did he fell forward or backward? ^^

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

could be a depth perception thing, i don't actually think he's in danger of beheading. if he is, it's ok, not like he was using it for anything anyway.

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

and by helmet, we mean bucket, while placing the actual helmet on your handlebars. wouldn't want those to get a traumatic brain injury.

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why didnt the kid lay closer to the ramp? Im pretty sure he is not going to make it.

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Liliana V
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The third guy is just standing in the back eating a Popsicle like nothing strange is happening :0...

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Iyelatu
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

more like explain to the boys that in ancient china, eunuch are common.. they even got to live in a palace!

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Barb Mauler
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The kid with the popsicle cracks me up! Looks like he's seen his 2 buddies try stuff like this BEFORE!!

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Lazy Panda
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Who was taking the photo and why didn't they tell them not to do that instead?! It was probably a fourth kid

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darknessIsMyOutfit
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Kids will be kids I suppose.. not that the back tyre isn't going to crush him or anything

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Dao Dinh
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No, the bike is landing next to him as he is lying in line with the outside ramp and the bike is jumping off the inside ramp. The third boy is relaxed as there is no danger.

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Su Jol
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

somebody chose to take this photo instead of stepping in and averting disaster!

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Cheesybeansy
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That little dude is insanely optimistic about how much distance that bike can cover...

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I see the caption of this reading "Hello? Yes, I'd like to increase my husband's life insurance policy."

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Gayrimenkul... As a French speaking person I read: Gayri (deformed in "Garry") m'encule (f**ks me in the a*s)...

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The guy in the middle is closing his eyes, you know just in case something happens.

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i'll do it... i'll do it... i'll do it... I did it!!!! i'll try again tomorrow

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