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Science tells us that women live longer than men for a whole host of reasons, but the most important one is that women don't even do half of the ridiculously dumb things that men do. Seriously, what were you guys thinking?

It goes a lot deeper than forgetting to look both ways before crossing the street. Men's frontal lobes, the part of the brain that deals with decision making and risk assessment, develop slower than women's. In short, men are basically doomed by nature and testosterone to be walking accidents waiting to happen. Have fun with that!

We've previously given you proof here, but this latest evidence will leave no room for doubt. Share this with the man in your life that likes to live on the edge. If he's too busy doing life-threatening activities to read it, just sit back and enjoy your additional time on Earth.

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Jeremie Guerra
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, the rope could be determinant for the fall, did he fell forward or backward? ^^

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

could be a depth perception thing, i don't actually think he's in danger of beheading. if he is, it's ok, not like he was using it for anything anyway.

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

and by helmet, we mean bucket, while placing the actual helmet on your handlebars. wouldn't want those to get a traumatic brain injury.

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David Bartley
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I see the caption of this reading "Hello? Yes, I'd like to increase my husband's life insurance policy."

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Gayrimenkul... As a French speaking person I read: Gayri (deformed in "Garry") m'encule (f**ks me in the a*s)...

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The guy in the middle is closing his eyes, you know just in case something happens.

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Sami
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I fell only 8 feet from a ladder and tore every muscle in my arm and broke a piece off my elbow. This can be pretty dangerous

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Aubrey Oleandereie
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Every good house paiter was able to do this back in the time. Nothing dangerous about that.

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Pobin Rice
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's just smart..... besides I see women in higher heels every weekend

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I agree this isn't dangerous but did you seriously have to end your comment with that?

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Michał Krawczyk
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think, every indoor painter know how to walk using ladder this way. It is part of their work.

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L.j. Bus
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Haha, pretty nifty, wish I could do that but I don't have the jeart or the discipline to practice doing this before I get the hang of it 😃 But I love walking on stilts and it is kinda the same thing so no big deal once you've mastered the technique.

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Liliana V
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They do know that they can just purchase stilts that are used for doing this sort of thing...

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Judith Davidsen
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Before you know it, this is going to wind up in a Broadway musical

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Anita Elizabeth
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I cannot count this one. I has a cousin that painted this way and he was a master at getting around a room like this.

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Norma Saunders
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

what happened to using the strapped stilts that sheet rockers wear?

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Sel Bonda
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is it Jackie Chan waltz in forefront? Looks like his stunt rehearsal. :-p

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i'll do it... i'll do it... i'll do it... I did it!!!! i'll try again tomorrow

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