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Science tells us that women live longer than men for a whole host of reasons, but the most important one is that women don't even do half of the ridiculously dumb things that men do. Seriously, what were you guys thinking?

It goes a lot deeper than forgetting to look both ways before crossing the street. Men's frontal lobes, the part of the brain that deals with decision making and risk assessment, develop slower than women's. In short, men are basically doomed by nature and testosterone to be walking accidents waiting to happen. Have fun with that!

We've previously given you proof here, but this latest evidence will leave no room for doubt. Share this with the man in your life that likes to live on the edge. If he's too busy doing life-threatening activities to read it, just sit back and enjoy your additional time on Earth.

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Jeremie Guerra
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, the rope could be determinant for the fall, did he fell forward or backward? ^^

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

could be a depth perception thing, i don't actually think he's in danger of beheading. if he is, it's ok, not like he was using it for anything anyway.

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

and by helmet, we mean bucket, while placing the actual helmet on your handlebars. wouldn't want those to get a traumatic brain injury.

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I see the caption of this reading "Hello? Yes, I'd like to increase my husband's life insurance policy."

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Gayrimenkul... As a French speaking person I read: Gayri (deformed in "Garry") m'encule (f**ks me in the a*s)...

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hope he doesn't have anything pointy to pop that mattress. *giggle*

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L.j. Bus
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can see him bouncing off of that matrass construction quite clearly, sad part is that I can hear and feel him crashing into those stairs afterwards... My active imagination is hurting me lol

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Kevin Cutamora
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have plenty of trampoline experience to want to try this. If he does it right, he should just bounce straight up lmao

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Johanna Cyranek
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He looks like a Stickern on the wall hahaha Really it took me like 1 minute to get out that's it was a real man being stupid

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Sel Bonda
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Flying foolishman feat, poor dog yonder, frightened to death!

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Shannon Wiehl
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That moment when you think to yourself....." now this was a stupid idea!"

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Ryan Hernandez
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He even leaves the saracha dangerously close to the edge of the counter. Its insanity! 😂

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Bec Snyder
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The comments on this one are Inception proof of the theorem. Female V. Male, which camp proves it? LMAO!

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've done this onto bean bags from the top of a two story tall staircase

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Dallas John
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

omg i want to do that now.... and guess what im a guy.....shocker

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Tracey Martens
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Air mattresses be flyin' EVERYWHERE. Guy will land on the ground.

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Stupidity knows no national borders. It very well could be an American, or anyone anywhere else. The photo is too blurry to make out distinctive things like electrical outlets and language on labeling.

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The guy in the middle is closing his eyes, you know just in case something happens.

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i'll do it... i'll do it... i'll do it... I did it!!!! i'll try again tomorrow

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