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Science tells us that women live longer than men for a whole host of reasons, but the most important one is that women don't even do half of the ridiculously dumb things that men do. Seriously, what were you guys thinking?

It goes a lot deeper than forgetting to look both ways before crossing the street. Men's frontal lobes, the part of the brain that deals with decision making and risk assessment, develop slower than women's. In short, men are basically doomed by nature and testosterone to be walking accidents waiting to happen. Have fun with that!

We've previously given you proof here, but this latest evidence will leave no room for doubt. Share this with the man in your life that likes to live on the edge. If he's too busy doing life-threatening activities to read it, just sit back and enjoy your additional time on Earth.

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, the rope could be determinant for the fall, did he fell forward or backward? ^^

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Too often the architect just don't think about maintenance when designing these things. How else can you get to that lamp

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John L
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

His shoes are set on anti-gravity mode. He'll be alright.

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Marioara Popescu
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How would a ladder even work? There are stairs below. Who came up with this s****y design?

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Richard Ranney
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Of course, that's the reason they left those two "foot tracks", one on each side: to facilitate changing light bulbs.

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Questions) How do you get there? Why? How?? Wtf?? How do you get off or down or.. 🥔

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Comments are so hilarious!, what this got me thinking is that I would be totally pissed if he'd left shoe prints on the white wall, it would have been something so upsetting, I would have made him get an actual ladder and clean up!

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Andrew Cas
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'd would be pissed at the black marks the boots left all the way up the side of the wall!

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Damian Staron
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My old house had an attic entrance sorta like that. Hole in the ceiling where the light is. Old ladder leaning where the guys feet are and up into the hole. Kinda nerve wracking getting up into it.

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Alfred Grech
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Dumb dumb dumb! Two separate wooden planks laid across could have been positioned and moved along for better safety.

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Liliana V
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So THIS is how people change light bulbs these days... ;)

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This just shows men are physically still stronger.

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Besides, you don't really need that many muscles to be able to simply walk on the edges and change a lightbulb without falling. You just need two legs and two hands.

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

could be a depth perception thing, i don't actually think he's in danger of beheading. if he is, it's ok, not like he was using it for anything anyway.

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

and by helmet, we mean bucket, while placing the actual helmet on your handlebars. wouldn't want those to get a traumatic brain injury.

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I see the caption of this reading "Hello? Yes, I'd like to increase my husband's life insurance policy."

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Gayrimenkul... As a French speaking person I read: Gayri (deformed in "Garry") m'encule (f**ks me in the a*s)...

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The guy in the middle is closing his eyes, you know just in case something happens.

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i'll do it... i'll do it... i'll do it... I did it!!!! i'll try again tomorrow

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