‘Security Manager’ Of A Rich Family Shares The Craziest Tasks He Has To Do Every Day
It’s safe to say that almost everyone has some entertaining stories to share from their job, whether you’re an IT specialist or a doctor, work can get pretty hectic. So, in honor of this past labor day weekend, one person decided to share their on-the-job story as a household officer/security manager to a wealthy family. The more you read of this tale the weirder it gets, but nobody could prepare for the way that it ends!
In an interview with Bored Panda, the author of this story says he did not expect to receive so much attention, especially since it was his first time trying to write a story like this,”The story actually knocked around in my head for a few years before I decided to write it down and post it. I thought the post would get a handful of likes and then get buried. Reading the comments made my day.”
Scroll down to read it yourself, and don’t forget to tell us what you think in the comments!
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In honor of Labor Day, one person decided to share what it’s like to work as a security manager for a wealthy family
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Took me about halfway through to realize and made me laugh a lot. :D Fantastically written.
The shaking doors by the bottom until they pop open had me suspicious and the staring the woman in the face to wake her confirmed my suspicions.
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OK, you had me going right up until the part about having a fling with the lady of the house. Good job.
Yeah, kind of obvious right at the start where they say they have to wiggle the door from the bottom to open it.
No why? I thought it might be an old house with doors that get stuck al the time.
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Wow, did not catch on till the "drink out of a bowl" part. Even I thought "why would he/she drink out of a bowl??"
Yeah, the peeing in their own water source and "I refuse to drink from it" finally did it for me XD
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You're a CAT? Did not see that coming. Either you're a great writer or I'm really dumb/tired/both.
"I ended up in prison and ALMOST had my weapons taken away". Jeez ...
I didn't realize it was a cat until the part about the 'wolf' XD This made me laugh
Great! as soon as I realized it was a CAT I had to read all over again,... Fantastic!!
I didn't get it until the squirrel part. I didn't think much of it at first, since I've reread The Hunger Games several times, but I realized it was a cat because I also read Warriors.
Can I vote Up a million times? I loved it! I only started suspecting when it was mentioned to pee in the wolf's bed, laughing so hard right now!
Alarm bells rang for me when "he" said his weapons had been taken away. Does that mean he was declawed? Oh hell no! That's illegal in the UK. It's barbaric. You either have expensive, pristine furniture, or you have a cat/dog. No excuses.
It actually says 'almost taken away'. I took that to mean the first family discussed declawing him and instead gave him up to a shelter, claws intact.
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A CAT ! That's really rich !!! I'm so gullible that I actually thought that wiggling the door was a security feature. Duh.
Great story! but I really think that cats believe that their humans are staff.
I looked down at the comments skipping everything to say how fake this story was, saw the comments and was like wtf how finished the story and oooh!! Hilarious
That's the greatest! I had no clue it was a cat the whole time, until the end, anyway. ;)
I knew that it was not a person hahaha XD It is kinda strange at the part where he needs to open the door by shaking the bottom of it.
Took me about halfway through to realize and made me laugh a lot. :D Fantastically written.
The shaking doors by the bottom until they pop open had me suspicious and the staring the woman in the face to wake her confirmed my suspicions.
Load More Replies... OK, you had me going right up until the part about having a fling with the lady of the house. Good job.
Yeah, kind of obvious right at the start where they say they have to wiggle the door from the bottom to open it.
No why? I thought it might be an old house with doors that get stuck al the time.
Load More Replies... Wow, did not catch on till the "drink out of a bowl" part. Even I thought "why would he/she drink out of a bowl??"
Yeah, the peeing in their own water source and "I refuse to drink from it" finally did it for me XD
Load More Replies... You're a CAT? Did not see that coming. Either you're a great writer or I'm really dumb/tired/both.
"I ended up in prison and ALMOST had my weapons taken away". Jeez ...
I didn't realize it was a cat until the part about the 'wolf' XD This made me laugh
Great! as soon as I realized it was a CAT I had to read all over again,... Fantastic!!
I didn't get it until the squirrel part. I didn't think much of it at first, since I've reread The Hunger Games several times, but I realized it was a cat because I also read Warriors.
Can I vote Up a million times? I loved it! I only started suspecting when it was mentioned to pee in the wolf's bed, laughing so hard right now!
Alarm bells rang for me when "he" said his weapons had been taken away. Does that mean he was declawed? Oh hell no! That's illegal in the UK. It's barbaric. You either have expensive, pristine furniture, or you have a cat/dog. No excuses.
It actually says 'almost taken away'. I took that to mean the first family discussed declawing him and instead gave him up to a shelter, claws intact.
Load More Replies... A CAT ! That's really rich !!! I'm so gullible that I actually thought that wiggling the door was a security feature. Duh.
Great story! but I really think that cats believe that their humans are staff.
I looked down at the comments skipping everything to say how fake this story was, saw the comments and was like wtf how finished the story and oooh!! Hilarious
That's the greatest! I had no clue it was a cat the whole time, until the end, anyway. ;)
I knew that it was not a person hahaha XD It is kinda strange at the part where he needs to open the door by shaking the bottom of it.
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