Sometimes, people just don’t get along for a dozen possible reasons. But sometimes the main reason is that one person is a complete jerk and disrespects the other individual.

Case in point, some women got so fed up with some men who were acting like misogynists that they just had to turn to Twitter and write jokes about them for acting that way.

Scroll down for our collection of jokes on Twitter by women who poke fun at ‘toxic’ and misogynistic guys. Upvote your fave tweets and leave us a comment with your thoughts below. Be sure to let us know which jokes you enjoyed and why.

And if you’re still hungry for some more Bored Panda content, check out our previous articles about epic tweets by women, funny tweets by women, as well as tweets that will make feminists laugh.

#1

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little_budget Report

giovanna
Community Member
9 months ago

You're my new hero

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#2

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AmyAbroad Report

Ola Polowczyk
Community Member
9 months ago

Once a guy told me he doesn't like ripped jeans. "Well, don't wear them then" I said.

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#3

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CzechPanda
Community Member
9 months ago

well, "real woman" usually means someone who would cook for him, wash for him, clean after him and keep her mouth shut while looking pretty... so thanks but no thanks

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According to Psychology Today, there are some traits that misogynists exhibit that can let you spot them from a mile away. For example, while at first, a guy can seem “flirtatious, exciting, fun, and charismatic,” as time goes by, he may start showing extreme swings in his personality. A bit like Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde.

Misogynists also often make promises to women that they fail to keep and lack punctuality when they do manage to keep appointments. What’s more, Psychology Today explains that being outperformed by women professionally or socially will make misogynists feel “terrible.” 

#4

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Colin Leetham
Community Member
9 months ago

This.

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#5

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Kaisu
Community Member
9 months ago

I don't think smart is really a requirement for a politician nowadays, if you look at Donald Trump. You just need a lot of stupid followers

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kathryn stretton
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9 months ago

I can pickle my own onions anyway.

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Hypocrisy is another trait of misogynists because they will allow their male friends and colleagues to do things that they’d criticize women for doing.

They also tend to put down women in public, steal their ideas “in professional contexts,” and even borrow money without the intention of giving it back. On dates, these ‘toxic’ guys always act the opposite of how women prefer to be treated; while in relationships they will tend to cheat on their female partners because they feel that they don’t ‘owe’ them monogamy.

#7

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LouiseHung1 Report

pusheen buttercup
Community Member
9 months ago

How rude to call someone that, a total stranger...

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#8

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The Girl on Fire
Community Member
9 months ago

People should do this whenever they get an unwanted sexual comment.

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#9

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Kathy Baylis
Community Member
9 months ago (edited)

I had one instructor in college that was like this. I’d make a point, with backup, and he’d just pass over it and ask if anyone else had anything to say. Nearly every time, some guy would repeat what I had said a few minutes before—-often verbatim—-and suddenly the instructor’s treating him like he’s a fucking genius making an original point! It got predictable to the point where I’d warn the people sitting around me to watch for it to happen. Quite often they’d call both the instructor and the repeater out and say that I had already said the same thing, and I loved them for it. He hated that. I do not miss his classes.

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#10

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thedenimwarrior Report

Pamela24
Community Member
9 months ago

I'm so annoyed that periods are still fairly tabu even in the western society. Why? Almost half of the population in a fairly wide age group goes through them each month. It really shouldn't be such a big deal.

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#11

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Pranav Joshi
Community Member
9 months ago

This is apt for India. As a society we have failed the women here.

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#12

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Stille20
Community Member
9 months ago

I had a partner that was super conscious of asking all the time. It was really sweet and empowering and but it did make me laugh sometimes as I was often the one who initiated... I'm like yea, I'm pretty sure I'm okay with me jumping you. Miss him.

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#13

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Susan
Community Member
9 months ago

:) Yeah.

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#14

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Kaisu
Community Member
9 months ago

I've taken that advice and it seems to be working well for me and my girlfriend

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#15

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doctoranovia Report

athornedrose
Community Member
9 months ago

i feel that italian girl on a spiritual level

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#16

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1followernodad Report

S.
Community Member
9 months ago

1. Outfits with human-hand-sized pockets . . .

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#17

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Pumbaa
Community Member
9 months ago

Saying a whole sex is trash is just as stupid.

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#18

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boopyape Report

Kathleen Barlow
Community Member
9 months ago

The other post that just got deleted said that the doctor was 'obviously a man'. I'd say that's sexist towards women. Perhaps it wasn't Bored Panda that deleted it. Perhaps that posted it realised he was actually the same type of man that this entire article is about and deleted it himself out of embarrassment?

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#19

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Krazy Kanuck
Community Member
9 months ago

A REAL MAN: he's washing the dishes, after his "partner" made dinner. He's cleaning up after the mess that was made, so his "partner" can relax after her stressful day............ The Woman in your life is called a Partner: NOT YOUR FUCKING SLAVE..

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#20

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Colin Leetham
Community Member
9 months ago

He's not smart enough to do taxes...

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#21

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Kaisu
Community Member
9 months ago

"Men not knowing how things work be deciding that women are evil and must be punished" is such a good description of both of these phenomenon. If a woman should be convincted because of an abortion, then a man should be convicted every time he accidentally impregnates a woman who doesn't want to be pregnant. It takes two to tango.

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#22

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giovanna
Community Member
9 months ago

Please tell me there is no such thing as doritos for men. How insecure must a guy feel about his masculinity to her himself Doritoa for men?

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#23

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Pamela24
Community Member
9 months ago (edited)

Oh yes, the classic "beautiful but doesn't know it". Such a terrifying idea that a woman might be happy about her own appearance.

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#24

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wernerspenguin Report

Soupcat
Community Member
9 months ago

Ive worked in automotive repair my whole life and found that women ask more questions and listen to the answers way more than men do. Its stupid how many men feel like admitting they dont know something means they are somehow less of a man. Sucks that women get the fallout of both idiots/misogynist and guys who are too insecure to let a woman help them

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#25

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Raluca Neacsu
Community Member
9 months ago

i actually sang that LOL

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#26

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S.
Community Member
9 months ago

Every cliche romance disguised as dystopian fiction be like:

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#27

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Bettina Jansen
Community Member
9 months ago

Who doesn't own bedsheets ?

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#28

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giovanna
Community Member
9 months ago

A guy once told me, trying to sound progressive, "I agree that women should be allowed to work". Well thanks for your opinion dear, I was dying to hear it.

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#29

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Sarah Kate Lamming
Community Member
9 months ago

These are the sort of threats most of us would really like to be carried out; rather than women being threatened with rape because they stand up for something they believe in. Or being threatened because they turn down a mans unwanted advances...

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#30

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Colin Leetham
Community Member
9 months ago

I loved watching men melting down after that commercial.

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#31

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G3MINIF33D Report

Giovanni
Community Member
9 months ago

Emotionally abusive women are as common as men, we shouldn't dismiss the victims based on gender

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Pamela24
Community Member
9 months ago

Looks like you missed a true gem.

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#33

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Dora Bedpan
Community Member
9 months ago

He just didn't want to hurt you in your face!

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#34

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tigersgoroooar Report

Emerald Joanna
Community Member
9 months ago

I would still teach my daughter the importance of having more self worth than having sex with a baby dicked boy who drives a Honda...

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#35

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Nini Meow
Community Member
9 months ago

Creepy

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#36

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Hendra Lim
Community Member
9 months ago

as for me, both of me and the one in front me moved away to the same direction so we are still blocked, moved away again, both in the same direction again, and awkwardness ensues

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desert29rat
Community Member
9 months ago

Hahahahahaha *snort*

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#38

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Ruby
Community Member
9 months ago

Before social media I had a guy try to talk me up in a bar for some time when he realized his 'hard work' wasn't going anywhere he screamed: you're just a dumb blond with big t*ts! And stormed off. For some reason it still makes me smile.

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#39

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Lemon Garnished Potato
Community Member
9 months ago (edited)

A lot of females do. I mean, not because of a stereotype, but for things like the fact that a lot of people enjoy cooking or,,, basic survival. Men also cook. It's not just a female thing, thank you for coming to my ted talk/ramble and good night. Edit: I noticed a debate in the reply section, no I did not say females because of military service and no it is definitely not an incel thing. I said it because I'm an awkward teenager who doesn't know how to word things without getting anxious I just offended someone. So sorry about that.

Evil Little Thing
Community Member
9 months ago

You mean WOMEN? Human females are called WOMEN.

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Hendra Lim
Community Member
9 months ago

well, the ages has changed. we can't just keep using the old things and hopes it worked out

Robert Bailey
Community Member
8 months ago

I recently hunted for some Advil; after gathering headaches at work.

Salmacys
Community Member
8 months ago

good one!

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Brianna Karsten
Community Member
9 months ago

I mean...i like eating so yes...yes i cook

Leigh Hogan
Community Member
8 months ago

*snicker* Exactly. Sure, I might not cook well, but I do like surviving comfortably into the next day. I don't get the gender thing here. Everyone should be able to cook SOMETHING; eating is necessary for survival!

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Matt Du
Community Member
9 months ago

I'm old and gray but when I was younger boys could only do wood and metalwork and girls could only do sewing and cooking. I didn't crack an egg, till we owned our own home and now I love doing most of the cooking but I still have no idea how to repair a sock

Karen Klinck
Community Member
9 months ago

These days, repairing a sock means throwing the pair out and getting another. I only learned by chance... We just aren't *taught* such useful things any more. (And I'm 66; only girls could take Home Ec and only boys could take Shop.)

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PotterHead
Community Member
5 months ago

My dad and mom split the cooking evenly. Sometimes I make dinner too.

Ande Abdrop
Community Member
8 months ago

"Do man still hunt and gather?" / Do woman still cook and clean? LOLOLOL!!!

Salmacys
Community Member
8 months ago

Do women still pick berries in the field? Yes they do, immigrant's jobs mostly mexicans. Do men still hunt? No they kill cattle in factories now, and they grow their pot in greenhouses... welcome to Canada! LOL

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Davidswifey
Community Member
9 months ago

My husband’s brother was actually complaining to their older sister that I *gasp* don’t cook every single night, and she asked him what was done when I didn’t cook he said “either he (meaning my husband) cooked or everyone did their own thing. She didn’t get why he was complaining and asked why he was and his reply pissed her off! He said that He does not get why my husband accepts this behavior from me because it’s not only bad wife material but I am abusing our boys (and showing them wrong qualities to look for). Wonder why he is over 40 and can’t get a date. Hasn’t had one the 15 years I’ve been here. I only know due to him being confused about it.

Rabite
Community Member
9 months ago

I love that women are only good enough to cater their men and family at home but when it's about prestige all the men come crawling out to be chefs.

JOHANNA MUELLER
Community Member
9 months ago

Alternate response: Why, haven’t you learned yet?

Carol Emory
Community Member
9 months ago

I always remember the line from Marcy on Married With Children.."Al, I'm amazed your knuckles don't bleed when you walk around."

Nia Loves Art
Community Member
9 months ago

Women and men should both know how to cook. Unlike hunting and gathering, it is a basic survival skill in the modern world.

Bill
Community Member
9 months ago

I didn't marry her for her non-existent cooking skills. Plus teaching her how to cook was fun.

Bill
Community Member
9 months ago

I go hunting, but these last deer I got was with the Hyundai

kasa alex
Community Member
9 months ago

I still cook. But I literally only know how to cook for one person at a time so don't how useful that's ever gonna be for anyone else...

Salmacys
Community Member
8 months ago

No, they're now listening to The Guess Who's hit song: "American woman". The band's from Winnipeg in Canada. Or maybe they're listening to "Harvest", by Neil Young, another canadian, in particular "A man needs a maid". Neil Young joined Crosby, Stills and Nash in the 1970s, an amreican folk-rock group, so they might also be listening to "suite:Judy blue eyes". Have a listen on YouTube, it's free: put in 1080p for best audio quality. "Keep on rocking in the free world!"

Thedarksideofme
Community Member
9 months ago

Strong generalization on both sides

Michał Jastrzębski
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9 months ago

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we do. for ourselves only, lol

Jeff Requier
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9 months ago

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She got burned

Raspberry37
Community Member
9 months ago

You do realize that she's the one replying?

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giovanna
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9 months ago

Agree

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