40 Tweets That Men Who Know ‘Women’s Place In Society’ Won’t Find Funny
Sometimes, people just don’t get along for a dozen possible reasons. But sometimes the main reason is that one person is a complete jerk and disrespects the other individual.
Case in point, some women got so fed up with some men who were acting like misogynists that they just had to turn to Twitter and write jokes about them for acting that way.
Scroll down for our collection of jokes on Twitter by women who poke fun at ‘toxic’ and misogynistic guys. Upvote your fave tweets and leave us a comment with your thoughts below. Be sure to let us know which jokes you enjoyed and why.
And if you’re still hungry for some more Bored Panda content, check out our previous articles about epic tweets by women, funny tweets by women, as well as tweets that will make feminists laugh.
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Once a guy told me he doesn't like ripped jeans. "Well, don't wear them then" I said.
According to Psychology Today, there are some traits that misogynists exhibit that can let you spot them from a mile away. For example, while at first, a guy can seem “flirtatious, exciting, fun, and charismatic,” as time goes by, he may start showing extreme swings in his personality. A bit like Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde.
Misogynists also often make promises to women that they fail to keep and lack punctuality when they do manage to keep appointments. What’s more, Psychology Today explains that being outperformed by women professionally or socially will make misogynists feel “terrible.”
I defended passed out girls from rapist larger jocks since I was 18. And I was satisfied with the girl remembering what I did for her the next time she saw me; also the last
There is a huge difference between a nice guy and a good person. You sir sound like the latter.
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Haha that reminds me of back in my youth, a horrible man was insisting I get up to dance with him and I really didn't want to, he got nasty and said "you must be a lesbian, are you?" and I said "No, I'm straight, I just don't like the look of YOU".
Also often these guys see shy/lacking confidence as equaling nice. Yes, a girl is more likely yo go out with a guy who actually asks her out.
Women, as a rule, can tell the difference between guys who are genuinely nice, or nice guys, and Nice Guys (read: the guys who proclaim, "I'm a nice guy!"). It doesn't take too long dealing with Nice Guys before we learn how to spot and avoid them, and appreciate the hell out of nice guys.
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I don't think that, but I'll say "girls never go for nice guys": instead they send a signal to the nice guy and he has to go to her and flirt. This is an over-generalization, but still, I heard many girls and women say it, during my lifetime. I don't fall for that. I don't fall in love with people trying to seduce me, I fall in love because they ARE adorable. But they don't fall in love with me, 'cause I do not flirt. So I stay single, by choice, to stay free. Loving everyone in a detached manner is much much fulfilling than having sex with a meaningless stranger, even if he/she looks good or flirts well.
Someone tell this to my cousin. He keeps saying this, that girls never go for nice guys like him but the thing is that he's a piece of shit. Now he's come to the conclusion that girls like to be treated like shit, (meaning left on read, ignored to an extent) and it's so funny. He's gonna be single forever and rightfully so
In the final analysis, I think women prefer a nice guy over an ornery bastards, no matter how good looking he is. Just my opinion.
Girls date the bad guys. But they marry the the good ones Happily married for 14 years
mmmmm why this is "women tweets" with a guy tweeting?????? I need to talk to the man in charge
So why do good girls like bad guys? I had this question for a real long time I've been a bad boy and it's plain to see So why do good girls fall in love with me? Whoa ooh ooh, whoa ooh ooh, whoa ooh ooh, whoa ooh ooh You've got pep in your step You live your life with no regret How you look when you are wet Is something I cannot forget I just wanna kiss your lips The ones between your hips If I cash in all my chips on you Then baby I'd be rich So come on, sexy, please text me I'm ready for you So come on, waiting, I'm begging, so please get here soon So why do good girls like bad guys? I had this question for a real long time I've been a bad boy and it's plain to see So why do good girls fall in love with me? Whoa ooh ooh, whoa ooh ooh, Ooo lala, what lovely curves Baby I get off by getting you off first Sorry girl if this is quick So please just take it in ass and suck my dick So come on Sexy, please text me I'm ready for you So come on Waiting, I'm begging So please get here soon So
I will actually be one to disagree with this. I have watched girls choose a greasy slimeball who ended up beating her over a guy who worshipped the ground she walked on because a/ he was better looking and b/ he was rich. It is unfortunate but it happens. Personally I think the nice guy got lucky, honestly
Watching my female friends in their late teens and early 20s it was like a parade of "who can find the worst bastard." So many predictable tears, so frequently. Fortunately I think most have seen the light and the nice guys are starting to win out now they are a little older and interested in things like stability and support.
That's definitely more prevalent among younger people. Most teens and early 20s don't know what they're doing
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Ok, so here's the thing: would this nice-guy friend of yours, really want to be with a chick who wanted to be with an asshole druggie? That says *everything* about her, and is no reflection on your nice-guy friend. Seriously, *SOME* chicks are just as much a jerk, as some guys. In the end, I go by the rule of "when people show you who they are, believe them". Your nice-guy friend, clearly had different life goals / parameters / beliefs than she did - and him learning this before marriage, kids & mortgage, is a good thing. I hope he's found the kind of girl that respects him for who he is, and wants to build a life with him, in a way that is good for them both. The *majority* of people want a good partner - it just takes time to find them sometimes. :)
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i reckon everyone, at some stage, is either left so our partner can be with a jerk, or discover that our ex's next partner is a jerk. I've seen both guys and gals date people that treat them like crap - til they either start recognising them & avoid them in the future, or.... well.... some people like the 'drama' of it all ... Sadly, it's part of learning how to be an adult, and figuring out what kind of person we *actually* want to be with. Sucks for everyone involved. I hope you're still maintaining your "nice guy" factor, and have found the right "nice gal" for you. :)
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Why are you even here on this article if you dislike women so much?
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Hypocrisy is another trait of misogynists because they will allow their male friends and colleagues to do things that they’d criticize women for doing.
They also tend to put down women in public, steal their ideas “in professional contexts,” and even borrow money without the intention of giving it back. On dates, these ‘toxic’ guys always act the opposite of how women prefer to be treated; while in relationships they will tend to cheat on their female partners because they feel that they don’t ‘owe’ them monogamy.
People should do this whenever they get an unwanted sexual comment.
I had one instructor in college that was like this. I’d make a point, with backup, and he’d just pass over it and ask if anyone else had anything to say. Nearly every time, some guy would repeat what I had said a few minutes before—-often verbatim—-and suddenly the instructor’s treating him like he’s a fucking genius making an original point! It got predictable to the point where I’d warn the people sitting around me to watch for it to happen. Quite often they’d call both the instructor and the repeater out and say that I had already said the same thing, and I loved them for it. He hated that. I do not miss his classes.
The other post that just got deleted said that the doctor was 'obviously a man'. I'd say that's sexist towards women. Perhaps it wasn't Bored Panda that deleted it. Perhaps that posted it realised he was actually the same type of man that this entire article is about and deleted it himself out of embarrassment?
And as I'm going about the house getting things done, my husband hollers out from his easy chair, "Honey, could you do me a favor?"
"Men not knowing how things work be deciding that women are evil and must be punished" is such a good description of both of these phenomenon. If a woman should be convincted because of an abortion, then a man should be convicted every time he accidentally impregnates a woman who doesn't want to be pregnant. It takes two to tango.
Ive worked in automotive repair my whole life and found that women ask more questions and listen to the answers way more than men do. Its stupid how many men feel like admitting they dont know something means they are somehow less of a man. Sucks that women get the fallout of both idiots/misogynist and guys who are too insecure to let a woman help them
These are the sort of threats most of us would really like to be carried out; rather than women being threatened with rape because they stand up for something they believe in. Or being threatened because they turn down a mans unwanted advances...
I would still teach my daughter the importance of having more self worth than having sex with a baby dicked boy who drives a Honda...
as for me, both of me and the one in front me moved away to the same direction so we are still blocked, moved away again, both in the same direction again, and awkwardness ensues
A lot of females do. I mean, not because of a stereotype, but for things like the fact that a lot of people enjoy cooking or,,, basic survival. Men also cook. It's not just a female thing, thank you for coming to my ted talk/ramble and good night. Edit: I noticed a debate in the reply section, no I did not say females because of military service and no it is definitely not an incel thing. I said it because I'm an awkward teenager who doesn't know how to word things without getting anxious I just offended someone. So sorry about that.
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BEING a nice guy is good. DEFINING YOURSELF as a nice g, however... it's like the difference between being intelligent vs. calling yourself "high IQ".
Yes, if you have to SAY you're "smart" or "nice" or "trustworthy," you probably aren't. It wouldn't occur to most people to need to say it.
If you were really all those wonderful things, then people would already know it, you wouldn't have to tell them.
ok, so if I have to say "I'm intelligent", it should mean I'm not? Following that logic, if I said "You're intelligent", it should mean you're not? But then if I ask: "Are you intelligent?", should it mean the opposite "Are you dumb?". Gee, I'm confused here. I am probably the dumbest person I know now...((meaning...?)) :-D
Or constantly reiterating you’re “a very stable genius.”
Everyone knows geniuses are aloof creatures: Einstein, Dali, Hawkins, Hendrix... pretty crazy lives. In Vida Veritas! SALVADOR DALI: "Le sang est plus doux que le miel" (Blood is sweeter than honey): meaning LIFE is what matters most, he's not a vampire, you know?!
IQ tests only generalize children's aptitudes compared to other students in the same age group. They mostly validate 4 types of intelligence, while there may be about 80 genes involved. Not a reliable measure of someone's potential. Autistic people often fail those tests, but some are litterally geniuses with conceptual symbolism (where moderate IQ start to fail). I don't define me by my IQ, but with my logic (I was the first of 150 students in a logical test prior to high-school admittance) but I totally missed the knowledge test at the other school, I wasn't even in advanced class there (I had lost my 5th and 6th grade learning nothing at all at a bad catholic public elementary school). I don't want to be nice, I want to be true. People want fake nice lies...sometimes. TRUTH is sometimes uncomfortable too...:-)
Firework: thanks! Some austistic fail, especially the ones with greater difficulty communicating with the outside world. Other types, like Asperger, can be more intelligent than average.
Thanks for using autistic people as an example. idk why I'm happy about someone saying that I will fail an IQ test but I am.
Hey I’ve an iQ of 165 ...oooh I see
A few things I learned here, one that a lot of people miss the point, two that people really need to learn what irony, metaphor and sarcasm is and thirdly that people need to understand that many of these posts are made with the intention of reflecting the same stereotype that men use against women back onto men in an attempt to show them why this is bad. But of course that's just another one of the points that a lot of people missed.
I wish I could give this ALL OF THE UP-VOTES.... It blew my mind how many people just didn't GET what the posts were really getting at and they were taking them literally. Some I could understand why they were having trouble--possibly language barrier, and some were just trolls, or the very kinds of sexist jerks who the posts were talking about. But the rest? Holy heck, lack of education, or just dumb as rocks, I dunno, but it made me cringe at how much WHOOOSH! was going on...
DONT FORGET TO HAVE YOUR OWN CHILDREN - THEY WILL GET THEIR NEW CATEGORY??!!
Agree. Comments were really twisting some words like that wasn’t said at all. Que the office Pam meme: *paper saying girl turned down sex with a dude* *paper saying girl hates men and is the problem* Misogynists: These are the same picture.
It seems most of those comments were taking it literally. Like it applies to ALL men when that was never the intention. Pointing out toxic traits makes certain individuals defensive.
1. Females hear disparaging remarks and deal with sexism on a daily basis. If you haven’t experienced it, count yourself lucky and privileged, but to denounce its existence and polluting the conversation does not serve anybody. 2. “Not all men” - what does this accomplish? Finish one conversation and try to understand their point before interrupting. Most of the time, the person saying it recognizes that it’s a gerneralization. Which happens to be based on a near global and looong history of female subjugation. Do better and call out both sexes for unacceptable toxic behavior, but you make a fool of yourself thinking misogyny and misandry exist and harm in equal measure. 3. Females actually get punished, attacked, and killed in far greater numbers than males for rejecting, calling out inappropriate behavior in real life. Oh, I’m sorry that’s a generalization. It happens online too.4. We will get to a place where this is no longer necessary. Until then, let’s have a discussion. Be kind
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1.Males too. I know I do. 2."Not all women" same thing. Misoginy hurts as much as misandry, but women tend to use more psychological pressure, while men use more physical violence. Some men are also victim of other men, physically and/or psychologically, rarely taken into account. 3.True, but I'm a male and I get the same treatment, so? Should I go transexual? I'll have the same rights as a woman: I can call the cops and "pretend" a guy hurt me and they put him in jail immediately, without any further verification. It's the LAW here. I could also get the right to get off the bus between stops. But I still have my male organs, so I can't do that for now...:-) 4. Cool! I wish some day I can be myself, without people advising "gently" to "shut the ... up!" :-D Gender biases are a pain for a bi-gendered person like me...
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Please stop calling women females. It's an incel tactic.
You know what? Females covers women and girls.
Where do you get that from? I agree with Tiny.
With time, I've learned not to discriminate between men or women. What really matters is whether a PERSON is nice. Judging people by their gender and upholding these ugly stereotypes is plain sexist. And I'm kinda tired of sexism :/
FIFTY THOUSAND WOMEN are killed every year by intimate partners. FIFTY THOUSAND. Yes, women use violence too, but not at this rate, and there's plenty of evidence to indicate that often, their violence is in self-defence. So it's not "sexism", it's fact. Maybe when men can be less violent and less entitled we can stop focusing on this. Links supporting my statements below. https://www.npr.org/sections/goatsandsoda/2018/11/30/671872574/u-n-report-50-000-women-a-year-are-killed-by-intimate-partners-family-members https://vawnet.org/sc/scope-problem-intimate-partner-homicide-statistics
THIS!!! Recently got out of an abusive relationship, and almost every woman I've talked to about it has replied with "I've been there". That is disturbing!
Thinking "men" is not helping... SOME men. Not ALL men. That's the strongest steoreotype against men. Female stereotypes against men are very strong, specifically in this post. Discussion must come in peace: NOT with the tug-war of Feminism/Masculinism, just a schism amongst others, to divide us.
Lesbians have the highest percentage of domestic abuse.
When women start groping, raping, physically threatening and murdering at the rate of men, then you will have a point.
Dora is right. You can watch Youtube experiments done in public places about sexual harassment. No one cares about males being harassed by females. It's obvious here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRyruagRub0
Does that mean a man can be sacrificed, because there was a larger number of sacrified women? An eye for an Eye, a Tooth for a Tooth? I was groped by a woman in the subway, can I complain? OF course not, not engouh men can complain...that's a problem we have. It must be acknowledged too. Social experiments on YouTube show it: social expriments on gender equality, inequity and distortions. Watch the videos and come back.
They aren't saying it only happens to women, but it certainly is more common for it to happen to us.
These jokes are the bare minimum of rage and pain of a collective. It’s actually sad that they have to use humor and the internet to talk about this. They are an opportunity to start a dialogue about what’s wrong, not to dominate a whole gender. No one is asking to uphold these behaviors, they are acknowledging them so we can all do better. The people wondering why there’s no bashing female article, it’s definitely here. You can be tired of the sexism but never the fight to eradicate it. Every time you pay for your own meal, think about the people who fought for your right to enable you to pay for it.
Mark my words, self hating woman, and creepy, misogynist man baby incels will be all over this topic down voting everyone, and spewing their ugliness. Ignore their pathetic asses.
The sad thing is that Men are not a hive mind as much as Women are not. I hate men going "women are all X" and women going "men are all Y"; it implies it's only men or only women when it's both. Like, not all men even think of nothing but the next girl to bone; there are 'weak' guys who hate men who boast about such things, hate women who lump them together with those men, want nothing more than emotional support and cuddling with soft cattos that deserve boopenings and headpats. IMHO the behaviour is what should be condemned. Hard. Look for the middle ground, try to find the humanity in people. Ascribing things as being 'of' a given gender is a quick road to making them an 'other'.
In my opinion, it's okay to acknowledge this [wrong] behavior but not to ascribe it to a particular gender. Apart from that, I'm all for the dialogue, too :-)
Women should be able to talk about their experiences without fear that someone will call them sexist. If a man hurts you you should be able to talk about it. Same with women. I don't see what's "stereotypical" about that. Don't hurt people and you'll be fine.
@DoraBedpan, you said you are against feminism because everyone should have equal rights. You literally just said you are against feminism because you are a feminist. Feminism is about equal rights.
same with men and other genders (queer/trans/intersex/etc). Everybody and everyone should have the same rights. Not just women OR men. Everyone. That's why I'm against feminism, as it is a plagued gender-biased association. Simone de Beauvoir is a real woman, one of the first feminists, respectful of men. She was married with J-P. Sartre, a famous writer I digged a lot in my 20s. But now, that gender-biased misandric attitude from over-reacting feminists... it's a pain to be a man, sometimes. There was a massacre 30 years ago, 14 women were killed, for being feminists. The feminists logic here is rooted in fear of getting killed to deprive them of their rights: They have that strong belief. EQUALITY= everyone gets the same treatment, regardless of gender. That's what I believe in. Masculinism is the male part of the schism Man VS Woman. Stop the war on genders!
ITS A PAIN TO BE A MAN?! seriously mate?
I bet all the structural discrimination, hatred and violence magically goes away when you yourself don't see gender (or race).
Starts slow clap, yes it took me a few years to learn the same thing glad to see some people actually learn about the person still instead of the stereotypes
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Daria didn’t say anything terrible. And, frankly, I doubt she’d be getting criticized like this if she were male
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isn't everyone, tho? i sure am :(
Some of these are funny and true, but some are really just generalisations. I have no idea where these girls met those horrible men, but I rarely ever do. I am feminists, but I am not into hate or demeaning whole other gender. That would make us the same as every single misogynist. Yes, there are men who think that they are "nice guys" at the same time as calling all women golddiggers who just want rich men, but honestly, there are other men too. I am into jokes about men that describe some stupid men, but not like "all men are crap".
Feminism means treating men and women as equals. Anyone who says different is wrong. Too many man-hating women using 'feminism' as an excuse for their venom. And it hurts the rest of us.
Women can have various opinions. They aren’t “hurting all of us”. They have a right to have individual opinions
If a woman hurts me (e.g. pulls my ponytail) I would call her out just the same. There's no reason why men should get special, privileged treatment. That's my vision of feminism. Equal venom for all.