Sometimes, people just don’t get along for a dozen possible reasons. But sometimes the main reason is that one person is a complete jerk and disrespects the other individual.

Case in point, some women got so fed up with some men who were acting like misogynists that they just had to turn to Twitter and write jokes about them for acting that way.

Scroll down for our collection of jokes on Twitter by women who poke fun at ‘toxic’ and misogynistic guys. Upvote your fave tweets and leave us a comment with your thoughts below. Be sure to let us know which jokes you enjoyed and why.

And if you’re still hungry for some more Bored Panda content, check out our previous articles about epic tweets by women, funny tweets by women, as well as tweets that will make feminists laugh.

#1

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little_budget Report

giovanna
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1 year ago

You're my new hero

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Ola Polowczyk
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1 year ago

Once a guy told me he doesn't like ripped jeans. "Well, don't wear them then" I said.

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Night Owl
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1 year ago

Three owls in raincoat? Can we friends, please?

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According to Psychology Today, there are some traits that misogynists exhibit that can let you spot them from a mile away. For example, while at first, a guy can seem “flirtatious, exciting, fun, and charismatic,” as time goes by, he may start showing extreme swings in his personality. A bit like Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde.

Misogynists also often make promises to women that they fail to keep and lack punctuality when they do manage to keep appointments. What’s more, Psychology Today explains that being outperformed by women professionally or socially will make misogynists feel “terrible.” 

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Colin Leetham
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1 year ago

This.

Olivia Miller (Livie)
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1 year ago

is

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Falcon
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1 year ago

That's actually a good point. Guys who have the need to announce that they are nice guys usually aren't.

Jeff Requier
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1 year ago

I defended passed out girls from rapist larger jocks since I was 18. And I was satisfied with the girl remembering what I did for her the next time she saw me; also the last

earringnut
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1 year ago

There is a huge difference between a nice guy and a good person. You sir sound like the latter.

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Rose Brien Harrington
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1 year ago

Haha that reminds me of back in my youth, a horrible man was insisting I get up to dance with him and I really didn't want to, he got nasty and said "you must be a lesbian, are you?" and I said "No, I'm straight, I just don't like the look of YOU".

PastelHope
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1 year ago

If you need to clarify that you're a nice guy, you're probably not.

Jetches
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1 year ago

Same with people who openly claim that they’re more “moral” than others

deanna woods
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1 year ago

A real nice guy doesn't have to say he is a nice guy.

Stille20
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1 year ago

Also often these guys see shy/lacking confidence as equaling nice. Yes, a girl is more likely yo go out with a guy who actually asks her out.

Tessa Thompson
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1 year ago

Women, as a rule, can tell the difference between guys who are genuinely nice, or nice guys, and Nice Guys (read: the guys who proclaim, "I'm a nice guy!"). It doesn't take too long dealing with Nice Guys before we learn how to spot and avoid them, and appreciate the hell out of nice guys.

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Sunzilla
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1 year ago

Truth. That's why I'm still single... Also, I may be a bit of a bitch...

Karen Klinck
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1 year ago

Wear it with pride!

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Id row
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1 year ago

Usually if someone proclaims that they're something, they're usually not. "I'm very smart" or "I'm a nice guy". If you have to say it, well...

Lu
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1 year ago

Mic 🎤 drop!

HorrorWeirdo
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1 year ago

True tho

athornedrose
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1 year ago

bold and underline this, please

Dora Bedpan
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1 year ago

I don't think that, but I'll say "girls never go for nice guys": instead they send a signal to the nice guy and he has to go to her and flirt. This is an over-generalization, but still, I heard many girls and women say it, during my lifetime. I don't fall for that. I don't fall in love with people trying to seduce me, I fall in love because they ARE adorable. But they don't fall in love with me, 'cause I do not flirt. So I stay single, by choice, to stay free. Loving everyone in a detached manner is much much fulfilling than having sex with a meaningless stranger, even if he/she looks good or flirts well.

Living_Shadow
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1 year ago

Someone tell this to my cousin. He keeps saying this, that girls never go for nice guys like him but the thing is that he's a piece of shit. Now he's come to the conclusion that girls like to be treated like shit, (meaning left on read, ignored to an extent) and it's so funny. He's gonna be single forever and rightfully so

Patrick O'Brien
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1 year ago

In the final analysis, I think women prefer a nice guy over an ornery bastards, no matter how good looking he is. Just my opinion.

Leo Domitrix
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1 year ago

Exactly. Oh, exactly!

John Napier
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1 year ago

Girls date the bad guys. But they marry the the good ones Happily married for 14 years

Layla
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1 year ago (edited)

AAAAMEN! Say it louder for those in the back!

mph seti
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1 year ago

Some teenagers go through bad boy/girl phases, but I've found that most adults prefer nice people.

Vanessa Dines
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3 months ago

This needs to be higher

Pandana
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7 months ago

True.

Miguel Flores
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1 year ago

mmmmm why this is "women tweets" with a guy tweeting?????? I need to talk to the man in charge

Elaine Dodge
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1 year ago

This indeed

Niobe Marchalant
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1 year ago

very true

Iadora Kelley
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1 year ago

ABSOLUTELY LOVE THIS POST!!!

Terrell Wade
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1 year ago

So why do good girls like bad guys? I had this question for a real long time I've been a bad boy and it's plain to see So why do good girls fall in love with me? Whoa ooh ooh, whoa ooh ooh, whoa ooh ooh, whoa ooh ooh You've got pep in your step You live your life with no regret How you look when you are wet Is something I cannot forget I just wanna kiss your lips The ones between your hips If I cash in all my chips on you Then baby I'd be rich So come on, sexy, please text me I'm ready for you So come on, waiting, I'm begging, so please get here soon So why do good girls like bad guys? I had this question for a real long time I've been a bad boy and it's plain to see So why do good girls fall in love with me? Whoa ooh ooh, whoa ooh ooh, Ooo lala, what lovely curves Baby I get off by getting you off first Sorry girl if this is quick So please just take it in ass and suck my dick So come on Sexy, please text me I'm ready for you So come on Waiting, I'm begging So please get here soon So

Carl Bainbridge
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1 year ago

I will actually be one to disagree with this. I have watched girls choose a greasy slimeball who ended up beating her over a guy who worshipped the ground she walked on because a/ he was better looking and b/ he was rich. It is unfortunate but it happens. Personally I think the nice guy got lucky, honestly

Jennifer Corry
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1 year ago

Best advice ever for the losers who think they've got "game".

Warawk
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1 year ago

Well, they don't

SF Angel
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1 year ago

A hundred thumbs up

Christel Nellemann
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1 year ago

Spot. On.

Tamara Bradshaw
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1 year ago

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Vialniash Piktaz
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1 year ago

girls go for whatever best wey can get so are we :)

BusLady
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1 year ago

Hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!

Sean Harrison
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1 year ago

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Jon S.
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1 year ago

Watching my female friends in their late teens and early 20s it was like a parade of "who can find the worst bastard." So many predictable tears, so frequently. Fortunately I think most have seen the light and the nice guys are starting to win out now they are a little older and interested in things like stability and support.

Laine Light
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1 year ago

That's definitely more prevalent among younger people. Most teens and early 20s don't know what they're doing

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Arindam Bhattacharjee
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1 year ago

This Post stinks of Bullshit !

Russian Otaku
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1 year ago

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Girls that like nice guys are rare. Man oh man I recall this one girl... so fucking stupid she dumped my friend who was good to her for a asshole druggie....

Pseudo Puppy
Community Member
1 year ago

Ok, so here's the thing: would this nice-guy friend of yours, really want to be with a chick who wanted to be with an asshole druggie? That says *everything* about her, and is no reflection on your nice-guy friend. Seriously, *SOME* chicks are just as much a jerk, as some guys. In the end, I go by the rule of "when people show you who they are, believe them". Your nice-guy friend, clearly had different life goals / parameters / beliefs than she did - and him learning this before marriage, kids & mortgage, is a good thing. I hope he's found the kind of girl that respects him for who he is, and wants to build a life with him, in a way that is good for them both. The *majority* of people want a good partner - it just takes time to find them sometimes. :)

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Jeff Requier
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1 year ago

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I was always a nice guy. I've turned down more girls for sex than I've slept with. Every girl I knew kept dating shit heads an abusive boys. I was even left for shit heads. It's the new generation acting like incels.

Pseudo Puppy
Community Member
1 year ago

i reckon everyone, at some stage, is either left so our partner can be with a jerk, or discover that our ex's next partner is a jerk. I've seen both guys and gals date people that treat them like crap - til they either start recognising them & avoid them in the future, or.... well.... some people like the 'drama' of it all ... Sadly, it's part of learning how to be an adult, and figuring out what kind of person we *actually* want to be with. Sucks for everyone involved. I hope you're still maintaining your "nice guy" factor, and have found the right "nice gal" for you. :)

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Dora Bedpan
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Definition of "nice guy" for a man: I'm intelligent, sensible, sensitive and I love you the way you are. Definition of "nice guy" for women: He's strong, with a big dick, doesn't send pics of it unless I ask him to, does the laundry, the dishes, the groceries, doesn't care if I go partying when I want, reports back to me everything he says/does, listens to my interminable rants of incomprehension without a word, values my opinion more than his, treats me with gifts and surprises, and, and he's so handsome in his outfit! I think I'm in love...

Biljana Malesevic
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1 year ago

Why are you even here on this article if you dislike women so much?

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Kaisu
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1 year ago

I don't think smart is really a requirement for a politician nowadays, if you look at Donald Trump. You just need a lot of stupid followers

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kathryn stretton
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1 year ago

I can pickle my own onions anyway.

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Hypocrisy is another trait of misogynists because they will allow their male friends and colleagues to do things that they’d criticize women for doing.

They also tend to put down women in public, steal their ideas “in professional contexts,” and even borrow money without the intention of giving it back. On dates, these ‘toxic’ guys always act the opposite of how women prefer to be treated; while in relationships they will tend to cheat on their female partners because they feel that they don’t ‘owe’ them monogamy.

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pusheen buttercup
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1 year ago

How rude to call someone that, a total stranger...

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#8

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The Girl on Fire
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1 year ago

People should do this whenever they get an unwanted sexual comment.

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Kathy Baylis
Community Member
1 year ago (edited)

I had one instructor in college that was like this. I’d make a point, with backup, and he’d just pass over it and ask if anyone else had anything to say. Nearly every time, some guy would repeat what I had said a few minutes before—-often verbatim—-and suddenly the instructor’s treating him like he’s a fucking genius making an original point! It got predictable to the point where I’d warn the people sitting around me to watch for it to happen. Quite often they’d call both the instructor and the repeater out and say that I had already said the same thing, and I loved them for it. He hated that. I do not miss his classes.

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Pamela24
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1 year ago

I'm so annoyed that periods are still fairly tabu even in the western society. Why? Almost half of the population in a fairly wide age group goes through them each month. It really shouldn't be such a big deal.

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Pranav Joshi
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1 year ago

This is apt for India. As a society we have failed the women here.

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AlexisGirlNovak Report

Stille20
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1 year ago

I had a partner that was super conscious of asking all the time. It was really sweet and empowering and but it did make me laugh sometimes as I was often the one who initiated... I'm like yea, I'm pretty sure I'm okay with me jumping you. Miss him.

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Susan
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1 year ago

:) Yeah.

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Kaisu
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1 year ago

I've taken that advice and it seems to be working well for me and my girlfriend

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athornedrose
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1 year ago

i feel that italian girl on a spiritual level

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S.
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1 year ago

1. Outfits with human-hand-sized pockets . . .

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Pumbaa
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1 year ago

Saying a whole sex is trash is just as stupid.

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Kathleen Barlow
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1 year ago

The other post that just got deleted said that the doctor was 'obviously a man'. I'd say that's sexist towards women. Perhaps it wasn't Bored Panda that deleted it. Perhaps that posted it realised he was actually the same type of man that this entire article is about and deleted it himself out of embarrassment?

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Kelly Hartle
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1 year ago

And as I'm going about the house getting things done, my husband hollers out from his easy chair, "Honey, could you do me a favor?"

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Colin Leetham
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1 year ago

He's not smart enough to do taxes...

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Kaisu
Community Member
1 year ago

"Men not knowing how things work be deciding that women are evil and must be punished" is such a good description of both of these phenomenon. If a woman should be convincted because of an abortion, then a man should be convicted every time he accidentally impregnates a woman who doesn't want to be pregnant. It takes two to tango.

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giovanna
Community Member
1 year ago

Please tell me there is no such thing as doritos for men. How insecure must a guy feel about his masculinity to her himself Doritoa for men?

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Pamela24
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1 year ago (edited)

Oh yes, the classic "beautiful but doesn't know it". Such a terrifying idea that a woman might be happy about her own appearance.

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#24

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wernerspenguin Report

Soupcat
Community Member
1 year ago

Ive worked in automotive repair my whole life and found that women ask more questions and listen to the answers way more than men do. Its stupid how many men feel like admitting they dont know something means they are somehow less of a man. Sucks that women get the fallout of both idiots/misogynist and guys who are too insecure to let a woman help them

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Raluca Neacsu
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1 year ago

i actually sang that LOL

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#26

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S.
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1 year ago

Every cliche romance disguised as dystopian fiction be like:

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#27

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Bettina Jansen
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1 year ago

Who doesn't own bedsheets ?

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giovanna
Community Member
1 year ago

A guy once told me, trying to sound progressive, "I agree that women should be allowed to work". Well thanks for your opinion dear, I was dying to hear it.

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Sarah Kate Lamming
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1 year ago

These are the sort of threats most of us would really like to be carried out; rather than women being threatened with rape because they stand up for something they believe in. Or being threatened because they turn down a mans unwanted advances...

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Colin Leetham
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1 year ago

I loved watching men melting down after that commercial.

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G3MINIF33D Report

Giovanni
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1 year ago

Emotionally abusive women are as common as men, we shouldn't dismiss the victims based on gender

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Pamela24
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1 year ago

Looks like you missed a true gem.

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#33

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Dora Bedpan
Community Member
1 year ago

He just didn't want to hurt you in your face!

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Emerald Joanna
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1 year ago

I would still teach my daughter the importance of having more self worth than having sex with a baby dicked boy who drives a Honda...

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Nini Meow
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1 year ago

Creepy

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Hendra Lim
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1 year ago

as for me, both of me and the one in front me moved away to the same direction so we are still blocked, moved away again, both in the same direction again, and awkwardness ensues

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desert29rat
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1 year ago

Hahahahahaha *snort*

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#38

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Ruby
Community Member
1 year ago

Before social media I had a guy try to talk me up in a bar for some time when he realized his 'hard work' wasn't going anywhere he screamed: you're just a dumb blond with big t*ts! And stormed off. For some reason it still makes me smile.

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Lemon Garnished Potato
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1 year ago (edited)

A lot of females do. I mean, not because of a stereotype, but for things like the fact that a lot of people enjoy cooking or,,, basic survival. Men also cook. It's not just a female thing, thank you for coming to my ted talk/ramble and good night. Edit: I noticed a debate in the reply section, no I did not say females because of military service and no it is definitely not an incel thing. I said it because I'm an awkward teenager who doesn't know how to word things without getting anxious I just offended someone. So sorry about that.

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giovanna
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1 year ago

Agree

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