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Sometimes, people just don’t get along for a dozen possible reasons. But sometimes the main reason is that one person is a complete jerk and disrespects the other individual.

Case in point, some women got so fed up with some men who were acting like misogynists that they just had to turn to Twitter and write jokes about them for acting that way.

Scroll down for our collection of jokes on Twitter by women who poke fun at ‘toxic’ and misogynistic guys. Upvote your fave tweets and leave us a comment with your thoughts below. Be sure to let us know which jokes you enjoyed and why.

And if you’re still hungry for some more Bored Panda content, check out our previous articles about epic tweets by women, funny tweets by women, as well as tweets that will make feminists laugh.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

To be frank, I've done the pulling a ponytail part. But, I was like 6-7 years old. The girl started crying loudly and complained to the teacher, and I nearly peed my pants.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Haha, a totally appropriate response. Good on ya. I hope you just ate a burger with extra onions.

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Probably because she realizes that any man would rock her so hard she would have interior bleeding

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How rude , creepy and totally out of order to be touching any part of you.!!!

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Karen Klinck
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Swallow air. It'll come out amazingly loud. (And don't ask how I learned this...)

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Cyllian Nash
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The only reasonable response to that would be a swift kick in the balls.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wish you had done more! He needs to learn to keep his hands to himself!

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A knee to the crotch would have worked, too. I hope you at least had dorito breath.

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I know why did he pull her hair when he could have knees her. What a brilliant idea sir

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have an idea for a new Marvel character. Would you object to wearing a cape?

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Years ago when I went to a big city high school I dressed in jeans, t-shirt and baggy jacket which was a popular unisex look back then. One day when I was on the bus a boy asked me if I was a boy or a girl. I said nothing, but showed him one of my long blue finger nails, and it wasn't a thumbs up sign.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is really taking the pee! Any man doing this should be reported really!

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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Should have slapped him and made sure everyone knew what he did. What an a*****e.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

LOL! I would have laughed so loud if I saw that on my bus and probably clapped!

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Geri Stevens
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would have kneed him in the testicles. Self-defense y'know??

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Cindy Snow
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What kind of cretin does that? Keep hands to yourself guys.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh, so you think it was okay to just sink down to his level, or worse yet, lower? YOU WERE CORRECT!

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Aryan Jones
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You literally go on Craigslist or tinder and can find girls that make you all look stupid for like 50$ and they'll gum your tip. Guess mac makeup isnt so great for everyone... step your game up girls, alot of this men hate is coming from dirty girls with actual stds

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Absolutely perfect comeback! I busted out laughing after reading this one! I'm sharing this with my daughters when I get home.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I soon discovered the man was 2 years old and found my burp as an offering of friendship, he politely burped in response ( please know that this is the only scenario this would be okay)😉

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would of rocked her in the jugular so hard if I was on that bus. I don’t care if got suspended from riding. I could always take my Bugatti

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How do you know google is female? Well, for starters, it won’t let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion. Call me rude, eat s**t.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, pulling a women’s ponytail isn’t very manly if I’m being honest.

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I get tugging the ponytail (not hard, like yanking it); I've done that before, just to be friendly and playful with a stranger when I'm bored. I always pretend I didn't do it (y'know, sudenly looking up and whatnot), and I've never had a woman yell at me or anything for it. But the kissing noises made it creepy, I don't blame her.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Women often avoid confrontation because we have no idea what kind of nut you are. So just because no one has yelled at you DOES NOT mean anyone enjoyed your "teasing". Keep your hands to yourself man

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Once a guy told me he doesn't like ripped jeans. "Well, don't wear them then" I said.

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According to Psychology Today, there are some traits that misogynists exhibit that can let you spot them from a mile away. For example, while at first, a guy can seem “flirtatious, exciting, fun, and charismatic,” as time goes by, he may start showing extreme swings in his personality. A bit like Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde.

Misogynists also often make promises to women that they fail to keep and lack punctuality when they do manage to keep appointments. What’s more, Psychology Today explains that being outperformed by women professionally or socially will make misogynists feel “terrible.” 

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't think smart is really a requirement for a politician nowadays, if you look at Donald Trump. You just need a lot of stupid followers

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Hypocrisy is another trait of misogynists because they will allow their male friends and colleagues to do things that they’d criticize women for doing.

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They also tend to put down women in public, steal their ideas “in professional contexts,” and even borrow money without the intention of giving it back. On dates, these ‘toxic’ guys always act the opposite of how women prefer to be treated; while in relationships they will tend to cheat on their female partners because they feel that they don’t ‘owe’ them monogamy.

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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I had one instructor in college that was like this. I’d make a point, with backup, and he’d just pass over it and ask if anyone else had anything to say. Nearly every time, some guy would repeat what I had said a few minutes before—-often verbatim—-and suddenly the instructor’s treating him like he’s a f*****g genius making an original point! It got predictable to the point where I’d warn the people sitting around me to watch for it to happen. Quite often they’d call both the instructor and the repeater out and say that I had already said the same thing, and I loved them for it. He hated that. I do not miss his classes.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm so annoyed that periods are still fairly tabu even in the western society. Why? Almost half of the population in a fairly wide age group goes through them each month. It really shouldn't be such a big deal.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I had a partner that was super conscious of asking all the time. It was really sweet and empowering and but it did make me laugh sometimes as I was often the one who initiated... I'm like yea, I'm pretty sure I'm okay with me jumping you. Miss him.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've taken that advice and it seems to be working well for me and my girlfriend

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The other post that just got deleted said that the doctor was 'obviously a man'. I'd say that's sexist towards women. Perhaps it wasn't Bored Panda that deleted it. Perhaps that posted it realised he was actually the same type of man that this entire article is about and deleted it himself out of embarrassment?

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And as I'm going about the house getting things done, my husband hollers out from his easy chair, "Honey, could you do me a favor?"

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Men not knowing how things work be deciding that women are evil and must be punished" is such a good description of both of these phenomenon. If a woman should be convincted because of an abortion, then a man should be convicted every time he accidentally impregnates a woman who doesn't want to be pregnant. It takes two to tango.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Please tell me there is no such thing as doritos for men. How insecure must a guy feel about his masculinity to her himself Doritoa for men?

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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh yes, the classic "beautiful but doesn't know it". Such a terrifying idea that a woman might be happy about her own appearance.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ive worked in automotive repair my whole life and found that women ask more questions and listen to the answers way more than men do. Its stupid how many men feel like admitting they dont know something means they are somehow less of a man. Sucks that women get the fallout of both idiots/misogynist and guys who are too insecure to let a woman help them

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Every cliche romance disguised as dystopian fiction be like:

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A guy once told me, trying to sound progressive, "I agree that women should be allowed to work". Well thanks for your opinion dear, I was dying to hear it.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

These are the sort of threats most of us would really like to be carried out; rather than women being threatened with rape because they stand up for something they believe in. Or being threatened because they turn down a mans unwanted advances...

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Emotionally abusive women are as common as men, we shouldn't dismiss the victims based on gender

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would still teach my daughter the importance of having more self worth than having sex with a baby dicked boy who drives a Honda...

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

as for me, both of me and the one in front me moved away to the same direction so we are still blocked, moved away again, both in the same direction again, and awkwardness ensues

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Before social media I had a guy try to talk me up in a bar for some time when he realized his 'hard work' wasn't going anywhere he screamed: you're just a dumb blond with big t*ts! And stormed off. For some reason it still makes me smile.

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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A lot of females do. I mean, not because of a stereotype, but for things like the fact that a lot of people enjoy cooking or,,, basic survival. Men also cook. It's not just a female thing, thank you for coming to my ted talk/ramble and good night. Edit: I noticed a debate in the reply section, no I did not say females because of military service and no it is definitely not an incel thing. I said it because I'm an awkward teenager who doesn't know how to word things without getting anxious I just offended someone. So sorry about that.

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