Sometimes, people just don’t get along for a dozen possible reasons. But sometimes the main reason is that one person is a complete jerk and disrespects the other individual.

Case in point, some women got so fed up with some men who were acting like misogynists that they just had to turn to Twitter and write jokes about them for acting that way.

Scroll down for our collection of jokes on Twitter by women who poke fun at ‘toxic’ and misogynistic guys. Upvote your fave tweets and leave us a comment with your thoughts below. Be sure to let us know which jokes you enjoyed and why.

And if you’re still hungry for some more Bored Panda content, check out our previous articles about epic tweets by women, funny tweets by women, as well as tweets that will make feminists laugh.

#1

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little_budget Report

giovanna
Community Member
1 year ago

You're my new hero

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AmyAbroad Report

Ola Polowczyk
Community Member
1 year ago

Once a guy told me he doesn't like ripped jeans. "Well, don't wear them then" I said.

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Mimiification Report

Night Owl
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1 year ago

Three owls in raincoat? Can we friends, please?

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According to Psychology Today, there are some traits that misogynists exhibit that can let you spot them from a mile away. For example, while at first, a guy can seem “flirtatious, exciting, fun, and charismatic,” as time goes by, he may start showing extreme swings in his personality. A bit like Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde.

Misogynists also often make promises to women that they fail to keep and lack punctuality when they do manage to keep appointments. What’s more, Psychology Today explains that being outperformed by women professionally or socially will make misogynists feel “terrible.” 

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MykeCole Report

Colin Leetham
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1 year ago

This.

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#5

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HeidiStevens13 Report

Kaisu
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1 year ago

I don't think smart is really a requirement for a politician nowadays, if you look at Donald Trump. You just need a lot of stupid followers

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Gabrielle_Korn Report

kathryn stretton
Community Member
1 year ago

I can pickle my own onions anyway.

Ruth Mayfly
Community Member
1 year ago

….if you know what I mean ;-) ;-)

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HorrorWeirdo
Community Member
1 year ago

Y’know there are TOOLS for opening jars?

N G
Community Member
1 year ago

Omg - please don't call us tools. We have names.

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BusLady
Community Member
1 year ago

In the 70's my sister wore a t-shirt that said: A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle.

KatPanda
Community Member
1 year ago

That’s a Gloria Steinem quote; founder of Ms. magazine, long-time and most fabulous feminist.

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Dynein
Community Member
1 year ago

Jars are usually easy to open if you wiggle something like a butter knife between glass and lid... there's often a bit of a vacuum inside that keeps the lid on real tight. Lids are no problem. Bottles and such that my boyfriend screwed the cap back on, on the other hand...

Kathy Baylis
Community Member
1 year ago

Being able to open jars does not make you a real man. I lost count of how many jars I’ve had to open for men a long damn time ago.

OhForSmegSake
Community Member
1 year ago

35, open my own damn jars and relocate my own damn spiders.

KatPanda
Community Member
1 year ago

Yep, I’m late 40s and single. I open jars and wine corks, and change all the lightbulbs. I have to say I kill mosquitoes and those awful stink bugs though, and my cat likes to play with spiders so most don’t make it to be ‘relocated.’ But I like how you said that!

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Jus
Community Member
1 year ago

I can't open a jar but I'd rather be alone than with my ex who could.

Kelly Hartle
Community Member
1 year ago

When a friend of ours was upset because of her divorce, my husband told her all she needed to replace him was a dog, a vibrator and a handgun.

Karen Klinck
Community Member
1 year ago

"A lawn mower and a vibrator--neither of which works!" (Lord, but that takes me back more than a few years!)

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Andreia Fouto
Community Member
1 year ago

Guess what, I’m the one who opens jars in my house. I’m really and truly fucked.

KatPanda
Community Member
1 year ago

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Ginta Avota
Community Member
1 year ago

I usually open jars for my boyfriend. Not that I'm stronger- I just know ths trick.

Camilla Melander Drakenborg
Community Member
1 year ago

Dont need a man to open a jar, all ya need is a spoon!

Master Markus
Community Member
1 year ago

That's some weird dual-layered sexism right there.

Iulia Rus
Community Member
1 year ago

She must not have known the trick with cutlery :D

Karen Klinck
Community Member
1 year ago

Tap the lid all way round with a spoon. Does the same thing. Mom (who was a loud proponent of a MRS degree) taught me that when I was 10. Her reasoning? If I had to wait for a man to help I'd never get *anything* done!

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Id row
Community Member
1 year ago

Plus they have jar openers you can buy now if that's what's lacking in your life.

kurisutofu
Community Member
1 year ago

Oh! So that's what I forgot to write on my resume!

Colleen Coughlin
Community Member
1 year ago

Yes! I do all the home repairs myself, carpentry is my hobby, and I rock some damn sexy lingerie. I have a man by choice, not bc I need one!

Tessa Thompson
Community Member
1 year ago

I can open my own jars just fine, thanks.

Sam Stamp
Community Member
1 year ago

Maybe 'opening jars for her' was meant to be a euphemism!

Jessica Nametz
Community Member
12 months ago

Except that my husband always has me open the jars!! (I have a stronger grip than him- even proven so by our Chiropractor!) My husband is super handy with lots of other stuff, though <3

Harley Hans Hoglin
Community Member
1 year ago

I'm a man and I have a tool that it's only reason for being is to help open jars. My lady uses it when I'm not around. And I often have to use it as well, I don't have gorilla grip.

Madeline Shafer
Community Member
1 year ago

she has her dad

Eda Tezoler
Community Member
1 year ago

You don't need brute strength for opening jars. All you need is a bit heat on the jar lid for expend and a breakfast knife to poke the place between lid and jar. That makes it get air a bit and vacuum effect is gone. Voila! easy opening jar. No brute force, only practical thinking :D

Seabeast
Community Member
1 year ago

Funny thing: there is a certain kind of jar lid that my husband always asks me to open for him. There's a technique to it that doesn't require strength. I've explained it to him, but he has trouble grasping the concept.

Kala Subramaniam
Community Member
1 year ago

tbh, a rubber band could help with that.. just saying..

Maraea Stone
Community Member
1 year ago

I open the jars for my husband, lol.

Maraea Stone
Community Member
1 year ago

I open the jars for my husband lol.

Lemon
Community Member
1 year ago

I love this so much! This is so sweet!

Emmelien Schillern
Community Member
1 year ago

I just ask the people in the store to open the jar for me and then bring it home lol

Mark Kelly
Community Member
1 year ago

Tap the lid with a butter knife.

fainasKeturatis
Community Member
1 year ago (edited)

so true😂. Any man, even quite handy one if he looks handy but childish or/and scatterbrained... I guess I would say the same about him. Me included .

Marcellus the Third
Community Member
1 year ago

This raises questions: Should I have gone gay for a month when I broke my elbow? What about the one-armed? And considering what fraction of my week I spend jar-opening, shouldn't she just have an occasional/less-than-monthly hour of being straight, to get a few jars done? Or just order some food, let the driver do it for a tip?

Pobin Rice
Community Member
1 year ago

Oi be nice

Drew Sauveur
Community Member
1 year ago

I mean... I assume my Wife only keeps me around to open jars and kill spiders.... so the logic tracks I think.

Chrissa P
Community Member
1 year ago

I have elhers danlos which has significantly diminished my hand strength. I found this under the cupboard mounted jar opener on amazon for like $15 and I will never live without this in my life.

Warawk
Community Member
1 year ago

wow, insulting men is SO PROGRESSIVE

Canadian Sailor Gamer
Community Member
1 year ago

omg men are so useless. this has become a feminist's website.

Roger Bird
Community Member
1 year ago

This kind of male bashing is seriously destructive and not helpful. It could even engender a backlash that no one wants. Only in a civil society can women gain equality.

Trish Greene
Community Member
1 year ago

And they're useful for killing spiders in the house too.....BUT, I've learned to do that myself, so yes, I guess they aren't that useful.

David Macker
Community Member
1 year ago

you shouldnt be g*y in the first place it is a sin

Julia King
Community Member
1 year ago

Fuck you

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Jeff Requier
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1 year ago

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Her butch gf will open them gawd

Pseudo Puppy
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1 year ago

Or her femme girlfriend who just happens to be strong too. ;) :D

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Ed Souza
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1 year ago

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Yay!... aren't all men just worthless? Isn't misandry just super cool and trendy?

Master Markus
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1 year ago

That's not what the joke was.

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Hypocrisy is another trait of misogynists because they will allow their male friends and colleagues to do things that they’d criticize women for doing.

They also tend to put down women in public, steal their ideas “in professional contexts,” and even borrow money without the intention of giving it back. On dates, these ‘toxic’ guys always act the opposite of how women prefer to be treated; while in relationships they will tend to cheat on their female partners because they feel that they don’t ‘owe’ them monogamy.

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pusheen buttercup
Community Member
1 year ago

How rude to call someone that, a total stranger...

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#8

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Alice_Moran Report

The Girl on Fire
Community Member
1 year ago

People should do this whenever they get an unwanted sexual comment.

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#9

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NoisyAstronomer Report

Kathy Baylis
Community Member
1 year ago (edited)

I had one instructor in college that was like this. I’d make a point, with backup, and he’d just pass over it and ask if anyone else had anything to say. Nearly every time, some guy would repeat what I had said a few minutes before—-often verbatim—-and suddenly the instructor’s treating him like he’s a fucking genius making an original point! It got predictable to the point where I’d warn the people sitting around me to watch for it to happen. Quite often they’d call both the instructor and the repeater out and say that I had already said the same thing, and I loved them for it. He hated that. I do not miss his classes.

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thedenimwarrior Report

Pamela24
Community Member
1 year ago

I'm so annoyed that periods are still fairly tabu even in the western society. Why? Almost half of the population in a fairly wide age group goes through them each month. It really shouldn't be such a big deal.

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swinedude Report

Pranav Joshi
Community Member
1 year ago

This is apt for India. As a society we have failed the women here.

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AlexisGirlNovak Report

Stille20
Community Member
1 year ago

I had a partner that was super conscious of asking all the time. It was really sweet and empowering and but it did make me laugh sometimes as I was often the one who initiated... I'm like yea, I'm pretty sure I'm okay with me jumping you. Miss him.

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ginnyhogan_ Report

Susan
Community Member
1 year ago

:) Yeah.

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#14

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_ellaroberts Report

Kaisu
Community Member
1 year ago

I've taken that advice and it seems to be working well for me and my girlfriend

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doctoranovia Report

athornedrose
Community Member
1 year ago

i feel that italian girl on a spiritual level

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#16

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1followernodad Report

S.
Community Member
1 year ago

1. Outfits with human-hand-sized pockets . . .

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#17

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hawillisdc Report

Pumbaa
Community Member
1 year ago

Saying a whole sex is trash is just as stupid.

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#18

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boopyape Report

Kathleen Barlow
Community Member
1 year ago

The other post that just got deleted said that the doctor was 'obviously a man'. I'd say that's sexist towards women. Perhaps it wasn't Bored Panda that deleted it. Perhaps that posted it realised he was actually the same type of man that this entire article is about and deleted it himself out of embarrassment?

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OBLOMOVITE Report

Kelly Hartle
Community Member
1 year ago

And as I'm going about the house getting things done, my husband hollers out from his easy chair, "Honey, could you do me a favor?"

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#20

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AlisonLeiby Report

Colin Leetham
Community Member
1 year ago

He's not smart enough to do taxes...

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#21

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EwdatsGROSS Report

Kaisu
Community Member
1 year ago

"Men not knowing how things work be deciding that women are evil and must be punished" is such a good description of both of these phenomenon. If a woman should be convincted because of an abortion, then a man should be convicted every time he accidentally impregnates a woman who doesn't want to be pregnant. It takes two to tango.

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meladoodle Report

giovanna
Community Member
1 year ago

Please tell me there is no such thing as doritos for men. How insecure must a guy feel about his masculinity to her himself Doritoa for men?

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clhubes Report

Pamela24
Community Member
1 year ago (edited)

Oh yes, the classic "beautiful but doesn't know it". Such a terrifying idea that a woman might be happy about her own appearance.

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#24

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wernerspenguin Report

Soupcat
Community Member
1 year ago

Ive worked in automotive repair my whole life and found that women ask more questions and listen to the answers way more than men do. Its stupid how many men feel like admitting they dont know something means they are somehow less of a man. Sucks that women get the fallout of both idiots/misogynist and guys who are too insecure to let a woman help them

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MiseryVulture Report

Raluca Neacsu
Community Member
1 year ago

i actually sang that LOL

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#26

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scienceknower Report

S.
Community Member
1 year ago

Every cliche romance disguised as dystopian fiction be like:

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#27

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ohJuliatweets Report

Bettina Jansen
Community Member
1 year ago

Who doesn't own bedsheets ?

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doyalikebaileys Report

giovanna
Community Member
1 year ago

A guy once told me, trying to sound progressive, "I agree that women should be allowed to work". Well thanks for your opinion dear, I was dying to hear it.

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living_marble Report

Sarah Kate Lamming
Community Member
1 year ago

These are the sort of threats most of us would really like to be carried out; rather than women being threatened with rape because they stand up for something they believe in. Or being threatened because they turn down a mans unwanted advances...

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#30

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solomongeorgio Report

Colin Leetham
Community Member
1 year ago

I loved watching men melting down after that commercial.

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#31

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G3MINIF33D Report

Giovanni
Community Member
1 year ago

Emotionally abusive women are as common as men, we shouldn't dismiss the victims based on gender

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#32

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LeaKetchum Report

Pamela24
Community Member
1 year ago

Looks like you missed a true gem.

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#33

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HellolmSammi Report

Dora Bedpan
Community Member
1 year ago

He just didn't want to hurt you in your face!

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#34

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tigersgoroooar Report

Emerald Joanna
Community Member
1 year ago

I would still teach my daughter the importance of having more self worth than having sex with a baby dicked boy who drives a Honda...

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#35

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cottoncandaddy Report

Nini Meow
Community Member
1 year ago

Creepy

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phranqueigh Report

Hendra Lim
Community Member
1 year ago

as for me, both of me and the one in front me moved away to the same direction so we are still blocked, moved away again, both in the same direction again, and awkwardness ensues

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kashanacauley Report

desert29rat
Community Member
1 year ago

Hahahahahaha *snort*

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#38

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garbitchposts Report

Ruby
Community Member
1 year ago

Before social media I had a guy try to talk me up in a bar for some time when he realized his 'hard work' wasn't going anywhere he screamed: you're just a dumb blond with big t*ts! And stormed off. For some reason it still makes me smile.

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#39

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mdeeeeee_ Report

Lemon Garnished Potato
Community Member
1 year ago (edited)

A lot of females do. I mean, not because of a stereotype, but for things like the fact that a lot of people enjoy cooking or,,, basic survival. Men also cook. It's not just a female thing, thank you for coming to my ted talk/ramble and good night. Edit: I noticed a debate in the reply section, no I did not say females because of military service and no it is definitely not an incel thing. I said it because I'm an awkward teenager who doesn't know how to word things without getting anxious I just offended someone. So sorry about that.

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msgwenl Report

giovanna
Community Member
1 year ago

Agree

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