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Sometimes, people just don’t get along for a dozen possible reasons. But sometimes the main reason is that one person is a complete jerk and disrespects the other individual.

Case in point, some women got so fed up with some men who were acting like misogynists that they just had to turn to Twitter and write jokes about them for acting that way.

Scroll down for our collection of jokes on Twitter by women who poke fun at ‘toxic’ and misogynistic guys. Upvote your fave tweets and leave us a comment with your thoughts below. Be sure to let us know which jokes you enjoyed and why.

And if you’re still hungry for some more Bored Panda content, check out our previous articles about epic tweets by women, funny tweets by women, as well as tweets that will make feminists laugh.

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Ola Polowczyk
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Once a guy told me he doesn't like ripped jeans. "Well, don't wear them then" I said.

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According to Psychology Today, there are some traits that misogynists exhibit that can let you spot them from a mile away. For example, while at first, a guy can seem “flirtatious, exciting, fun, and charismatic,” as time goes by, he may start showing extreme swings in his personality. A bit like Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde.

Misogynists also often make promises to women that they fail to keep and lack punctuality when they do manage to keep appointments. What’s more, Psychology Today explains that being outperformed by women professionally or socially will make misogynists feel “terrible.” 

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Kaisu
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't think smart is really a requirement for a politician nowadays, if you look at Donald Trump. You just need a lot of stupid followers

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Hypocrisy is another trait of misogynists because they will allow their male friends and colleagues to do things that they’d criticize women for doing.

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They also tend to put down women in public, steal their ideas “in professional contexts,” and even borrow money without the intention of giving it back. On dates, these ‘toxic’ guys always act the opposite of how women prefer to be treated; while in relationships they will tend to cheat on their female partners because they feel that they don’t ‘owe’ them monogamy.

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Kathy Baylis
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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I had one instructor in college that was like this. I’d make a point, with backup, and he’d just pass over it and ask if anyone else had anything to say. Nearly every time, some guy would repeat what I had said a few minutes before—-often verbatim—-and suddenly the instructor’s treating him like he’s a f*****g genius making an original point! It got predictable to the point where I’d warn the people sitting around me to watch for it to happen. Quite often they’d call both the instructor and the repeater out and say that I had already said the same thing, and I loved them for it. He hated that. I do not miss his classes.

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Pamela24
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm so annoyed that periods are still fairly tabu even in the western society. Why? Almost half of the population in a fairly wide age group goes through them each month. It really shouldn't be such a big deal.

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Stille20
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I had a partner that was super conscious of asking all the time. It was really sweet and empowering and but it did make me laugh sometimes as I was often the one who initiated... I'm like yea, I'm pretty sure I'm okay with me jumping you. Miss him.

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JeffC
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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I didn't go far lol...sounds like something I would do hahaha! It's not just about being super conscious but also about being respectful, possibly reserved too;)

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kurisutofu
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I read this as "it's scary to go out with women these days, you never know when to rape them! Wait, why don't you want a nice guy like me?!"

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Fannie Rivet
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The first time my boyfriend and I got intimate, he asked permission for everything, even when we were already both naked. Sexiest thing I have ever been told.

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BusLady
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think a lot of men take their cues from movies and other media. A better idea is for fathers to teach their sons how to treat women .

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Karen Klinck
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

May I add, the way a human being should be treated. ? As it is, too many of them learn the bad way to treat women from their fathers already.

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Gemma Lees
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My kid is 7, we are already teaching him about body autonomy and consent. He also has Autism and struggles with a lot of these concepts, but he's getting there. By the time he's older, he will know exactly how to treat a partner.

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Id row
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'd rather have someone who is too aware rather than unaware.

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Kjorn
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

guys are like: sex is so much easier in porn… woman say yes to everyting

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Rosie Hamilton
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So do the men - that's why porn is not where anyone should learn about sex.

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Angela Jester
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why yes, that's exactly what you should do. If it's inconvenient for you you have two hands. Pick one.

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Colleen Coughlin
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They have nothing to fear unless they are a scumbag. This dude....prooooobably a scumbag

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Karin Downs
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And this goes doubly in the bedroom. Just ask her. On the other hand (pun?), just tell him.

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Harleen
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Pretty sure he means that even ASKING to hook up can be scary. Which is extremely sad. And wrong. Men shouldn't be afraid to approach us.

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Symtpom
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

as a totally innocent question: how do we do this without sounding creepy...or like, how do we ask a girl out without sounding like a predator looking to abduct you

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Jetches
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I read this as more of a sexual technicality issue than one of consent...

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Dark Pearl
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Kind of unrelated BUT: Women these days will complain that 'mEn NeVeR rEaCh ThEiR g-SpOts' but they never communicate what helps them climax. COMMUNICATION. IS. KEY.

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Chris Nielson
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, then she responds with b******t like "If you were in touch with my feelings, you would know!"

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Salmacys
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Do the dudes say "Women" (a plural) and then she says "She" (a singular)? How can she confuse "all women" with "one woman", and that one woman is "her"? Strange conception...

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Jeff Requier
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is this ok? Am I doing it right? I'm not hurting you am I? Can I do this?? 🤨🙄

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Kaisu
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just ask can I touch you and then stop it if she takes it back jesus Christ why do men have to make it so difficult

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

On the flip side of this... you people out there who have been blessed with attractive win... please don't use this as an excuse to demonize someone *because they asked*. Overeheard just last week: "So... you know [**name**]? Like... he was trying to get with me or something... he [offered to give her a ride home/get her coffee/something fairly nice but trivial] and then... OMG.... can you believe it?? He thought it was OKAY... to ask me OUT. Uuugh.. like I'd... well, then I said he was harassing me and I didn't LIKE it." she went on to discuss how she'd get him in trouble ... and all because she simply didn't find him attractive. Essentially the exchange would have been: Person 1 opens the conversation by sharing some fries or paying for their coffee along with the one s/he is getting... then asks if they want to go out sometime/have lunch one-on-one... Person 2 decides this is a PERFECT time to yell "Harassment!!!!" to get out of it instead of simply saying "No, thx."

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Mary Jane Love
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Making sure a woman is comfortable with being touched is “not worth the effort?” Seriously? Please stay away from women.

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I have mixed feelings about this. I would be super annoyed with someone saying, "Can I kiss you now? Can I now kiss you again? Can I now kiss your neck? May I now put my hand on your shoulder?" Sheesh. Also, I know a woman who talks about her "abuser", who was a kid who had his D&D character flirt with her D&D character and she went along with it. Years later, he's her "abuser". It's gone way, way too far in my opinion.

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Yeah. She would say that it is OK. Then suddenly after 10 years finds out that it was not OK then. I do not have to worry about myself. But I am afraid that my now 10 years old son will live in a crazy world.

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Rosie Hamilton
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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Teach him to ask. Teach him that no means no. That not being told yes is also no. It isn't complicated. People should be able to tell if their partner is no longer enjoying things and if not just ask.

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As if simple question can't be taken as offensive nowadays...

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"Because she doesn't know more than I: she keeps changing her mind!"

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As i experienced asking her just makes everything much worse.They get mad about this.

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Pamela24
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There are different ways to ask, it doesn't have to feel weird... It can be subtle. Just make sure to look for the signals of consent and be sure to change your behaviour at any sign of discomfort from the other party.

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the problem being, she can change her mind 30 years after the fact. What then? We cant exactly retract past actions.

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But then she gets mad cuz we had to ask, man stfu , f****n man hating thotties

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've taken that advice and it seems to be working well for me and my girlfriend

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Kathleen Barlow
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The other post that just got deleted said that the doctor was 'obviously a man'. I'd say that's sexist towards women. Perhaps it wasn't Bored Panda that deleted it. Perhaps that posted it realised he was actually the same type of man that this entire article is about and deleted it himself out of embarrassment?

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And as I'm going about the house getting things done, my husband hollers out from his easy chair, "Honey, could you do me a favor?"

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Kaisu
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Men not knowing how things work be deciding that women are evil and must be punished" is such a good description of both of these phenomenon. If a woman should be convincted because of an abortion, then a man should be convicted every time he accidentally impregnates a woman who doesn't want to be pregnant. It takes two to tango.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Please tell me there is no such thing as doritos for men. How insecure must a guy feel about his masculinity to her himself Doritoa for men?

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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh yes, the classic "beautiful but doesn't know it". Such a terrifying idea that a woman might be happy about her own appearance.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ive worked in automotive repair my whole life and found that women ask more questions and listen to the answers way more than men do. Its stupid how many men feel like admitting they dont know something means they are somehow less of a man. Sucks that women get the fallout of both idiots/misogynist and guys who are too insecure to let a woman help them

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Every cliche romance disguised as dystopian fiction be like:

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A guy once told me, trying to sound progressive, "I agree that women should be allowed to work". Well thanks for your opinion dear, I was dying to hear it.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

These are the sort of threats most of us would really like to be carried out; rather than women being threatened with rape because they stand up for something they believe in. Or being threatened because they turn down a mans unwanted advances...

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Emotionally abusive women are as common as men, we shouldn't dismiss the victims based on gender

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would still teach my daughter the importance of having more self worth than having sex with a baby dicked boy who drives a Honda...

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

as for me, both of me and the one in front me moved away to the same direction so we are still blocked, moved away again, both in the same direction again, and awkwardness ensues

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Before social media I had a guy try to talk me up in a bar for some time when he realized his 'hard work' wasn't going anywhere he screamed: you're just a dumb blond with big t*ts! And stormed off. For some reason it still makes me smile.

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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A lot of females do. I mean, not because of a stereotype, but for things like the fact that a lot of people enjoy cooking or,,, basic survival. Men also cook. It's not just a female thing, thank you for coming to my ted talk/ramble and good night. Edit: I noticed a debate in the reply section, no I did not say females because of military service and no it is definitely not an incel thing. I said it because I'm an awkward teenager who doesn't know how to word things without getting anxious I just offended someone. So sorry about that.

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