Sometimes, people just don’t get along for a dozen possible reasons. But sometimes the main reason is that one person is a complete jerk and disrespects the other individual.

Case in point, some women got so fed up with some men who were acting like misogynists that they just had to turn to Twitter and write jokes about them for acting that way.

Scroll down for our collection of jokes on Twitter by women who poke fun at ‘toxic’ and misogynistic guys. Upvote your fave tweets and leave us a comment with your thoughts below. Be sure to let us know which jokes you enjoyed and why.

And if you’re still hungry for some more Bored Panda content, check out our previous articles about epic tweets by women, funny tweets by women, as well as tweets that will make feminists laugh.

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little_budget Report

giovanna
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1 year ago

You're my new hero

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Ola Polowczyk
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1 year ago

Once a guy told me he doesn't like ripped jeans. "Well, don't wear them then" I said.

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Night Owl
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1 year ago

Three owls in raincoat? Can we friends, please?

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According to Psychology Today, there are some traits that misogynists exhibit that can let you spot them from a mile away. For example, while at first, a guy can seem “flirtatious, exciting, fun, and charismatic,” as time goes by, he may start showing extreme swings in his personality. A bit like Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde.

Misogynists also often make promises to women that they fail to keep and lack punctuality when they do manage to keep appointments. What’s more, Psychology Today explains that being outperformed by women professionally or socially will make misogynists feel “terrible.” 

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Colin Leetham
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1 year ago

This.

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Kaisu
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1 year ago

I don't think smart is really a requirement for a politician nowadays, if you look at Donald Trump. You just need a lot of stupid followers

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kathryn stretton
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1 year ago

I can pickle my own onions anyway.

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Hypocrisy is another trait of misogynists because they will allow their male friends and colleagues to do things that they’d criticize women for doing.

They also tend to put down women in public, steal their ideas “in professional contexts,” and even borrow money without the intention of giving it back. On dates, these ‘toxic’ guys always act the opposite of how women prefer to be treated; while in relationships they will tend to cheat on their female partners because they feel that they don’t ‘owe’ them monogamy.

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pusheen buttercup
Community Member
1 year ago

How rude to call someone that, a total stranger...

Hendra Lim
Community Member
1 year ago

yup, it's just plainly rude. not about men or women

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juice
Community Member
1 year ago

it's so much easier to smile at dogs because they don't judge, most of them love everyone

Kathy Baylis
Community Member
1 year ago (edited)

Pity the dog for having to live with such an asshole for an owner.

Samantha Lomb
Community Member
1 year ago

Poor dog who has to live with such a human

Susan
Community Member
1 year ago

That's a true misogynist psychopath. Frightening.

deanna woods
Community Member
1 year ago

The reason his dog got a smile is because it is civilized and doesn't call people names.

Karen Klinck
Community Member
1 year ago

Besides, the dog knows what a true bitch is.

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Lauren Caswell
Community Member
1 year ago (edited)

I've noticed often people, especially females, talking about being told to "smile" etc....is that normal in some places? I'm from nz and I have major resting bitch face, as do many of us Lol, but it would be so weird for anyone here to tell a stranger to smile! At best, if someone looked super down or something and you happened to make eye contact, you'd give them a small encouraging smile maybe. But yeah I'd b pretty taken aback at anyone telling me to do anything like that

Aunt Messy
Community Member
1 year ago

Yep. It's pretty common. It's a way that these losers try to control us. They think that if they order us to "smile" and we do it - it's a "win" for them. They've made us do what they want. Once when some loser did this to me on the street, I gave him a big grin while I told him to fuck off. ...///... The look on his face was hilarious.

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JeffC
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1 year ago

WTF is this for real? Dude had serious issues and then some...

Helen Haley
Community Member
1 year ago

This kind of thing is not really exceptional. It happens all the time.

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Lilyan
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1 year ago

That's because the dog is actually worthy of your smile.

Reni W.
Community Member
1 year ago

but like dogs......theyre so much more interesting than men

Reni W.
Community Member
1 year ago

also what an asshole

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Tessa Thompson
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1 year ago

I've had dogs bark and growl at me many, many, many times. Used to work as a vet tech, so I'm no stranger to pissed-off canines. Never, in all my time dealing with dogs, has any dog been angrypissy with me because I didn't smile; didn't say "Hello"; wasn't friendly enough; wouldn't answer their question(s); turned down their offer of a date; or any other 'you hurt my feelings' reason. Dogs were angrypissy with me because I was poking them with a needle; restraining them (totally humanely and no animals were harmed, thankyouverymuch): wanted to take them out of the cage/kennel they were in; had to do something uncomfortable to/with them; was trying to muzzle them; [insert one of numerous other procedures here]. Give me a pissyangry dog over a pissyangry man any day.

Pippa Runs
Community Member
1 year ago

What an angry person.

Baali Venomax
Community Member
1 year ago

Maybe she's not an *asshole* person, just a dog person!

Falcon
Community Member
1 year ago

Heh, I do the same thing with dogs. I just can not smile at them.

Shada
Community Member
1 year ago

She should have said, "because I have respect for the dog."

Greta Toločkaitė
Community Member
1 year ago

not exactly related, but once I passed a guy, cleaning his camping SUV, and there was that cute pomeranian of him just nearby, so, being a huge dog lover, just unwittingly made that smacking sound to get dog's attention, to which guy immediately reacted and turned to say hi, as for some reason he decided funny smacking sound was meant for him

Dora Bedpan
Community Member
1 year ago

Dogs are territorial as well as herd creatures. If you stare at them in their eyes, without smiling, they will interpret this gesture as an assertion of dominance, and they might not like it and become agressive, wanting to protect their owner. It's best to smile at dogs and then look away, so it doesn't think you're trying to dominate him.

Friedlander Rosenzweig
Community Member
1 year ago

O.M.G. They say great headline would be “Man bites dog.” How about, “Woman smiles at dog, than both bitches bite him”

CORRINE STANLEY
Community Member
1 year ago (edited)

Yo wtf would someone say that to a total stranger. Like dude, it's a dog. He's getting jealous of a dog

Ciprian Golban
Community Member
1 year ago

Yet women don't like it when men only look at their cleavage and not in their eyes :))

Geraldine T
Community Member
1 year ago (edited)

Nah, if it’s you looking at women’s cleavages and getting backlash from them, don’t conveniently hide behind a generalized argument that all men do it. Decent men who respect women can look women in the eye and not look at breasts while having a conversation, (and that’s not just to appear decent). Decent people will be decent, and indecent ones will just show up, like in this comment. Once there was a guy who told me to inform a girl who had her skirt hitched up her bag, and he didn’t stare at her like a pervert or lech or make any comment on it. The fact that you’d even make this comment is your own indecency and disrespect leaking all over the place like a stink. Women will return respect for men who treat them respectfully, and just like the point this post raises, it’s not just male or female - anyone would return respect for respect. Generalizing when it’s convenient for you reflects on you really. That's not being clever, just a lukewarm sort of guy that’s got no spine to man up but rather sit comfortably and hide in the comfort of generalised comments about other men's disrespectful and indecent behaviours without looking at your own. :))

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Olivia Masterson
Community Member
1 year ago

Just smile at him and say "That's Ms. QUEEN Bitch to YOU." A friend of mine told the mayor that one day.

Valerie Lessard
Community Member
1 year ago

sometimes dudes use their dogs as a way to pick up women, so they get angry when they don't bite. no pun intended

Michaela Bell
Community Member
1 year ago

As if you OWE him your positive reinforcement that he’s a worthy man. Insecurity is the Narcissist’s shadow.

BusLady
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1 year ago

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Iapetos
Community Member
1 year ago

Poor dog.

Ginta Avota
Community Member
1 year ago

I'm a bitch- that's why I prefere dogs

AzKhaleesi
Community Member
1 year ago

wow... I would've said that to his face.

Becky Macduff
Community Member
1 year ago

Ignoring a person certainly can create a sense of rejection. Perhaps this comment might make you consider to not treat people like they are not worth acknowledging. Or...considering your bias as presented....probably not.

Susan Mercurio
Community Member
1 year ago

Wow! What a comment--and from a woman! Dear Lady, you deserve to get picked up by the next asshole who comes along. Maybe then you'll learn.

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Viviane
Community Member
1 year ago

That idiot above could have joked about it and gotten some attention that way. I've had the rare man comment on his dog getting all the attention, but it's always done in a good-natured way. I'll also joke that their dog gets massages from me, but my husband doesn't.

Naomi Armitage
Community Member
1 year ago

PLEASE tell me OP said that out loud.

Cathryn Cade
Community Member
1 year ago

... and this is why he's alone with his pup instead of a smart, gorgeous girlfriend!

Alex Pope
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1 year ago

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JOHANNA MUELLER
Community Member
1 year ago

Dogs, will always be there to be good boos and goirls

Lemon
Community Member
1 year ago

That is hilarious!

Marcellus the Third
Community Member
1 year ago

I love that she's more Hung than him.

Pobin Rice
Community Member
1 year ago

Sorry you had that experience...

Id row
Community Member
1 year ago

Wow.

Rae
Community Member
1 year ago

And men wonder why we prefer dogs.

Susan Mercurio
Community Member
1 year ago

I had a coffee cup that quoted Mae West: "The more I know men, the more I like my dog." Loved it!

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Thomas Turnbull
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1 year ago

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He was just telling her the sex of the dog and she misheard

Jeff Requier
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1 year ago

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The dog would hump her leg or bite her

Hendra Lim
Community Member
1 year ago

do you have Cynophobia?

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The Girl on Fire
Community Member
1 year ago

People should do this whenever they get an unwanted sexual comment.

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Kathy Baylis
Community Member
1 year ago (edited)

I had one instructor in college that was like this. I’d make a point, with backup, and he’d just pass over it and ask if anyone else had anything to say. Nearly every time, some guy would repeat what I had said a few minutes before—-often verbatim—-and suddenly the instructor’s treating him like he’s a fucking genius making an original point! It got predictable to the point where I’d warn the people sitting around me to watch for it to happen. Quite often they’d call both the instructor and the repeater out and say that I had already said the same thing, and I loved them for it. He hated that. I do not miss his classes.

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Pamela24
Community Member
1 year ago

I'm so annoyed that periods are still fairly tabu even in the western society. Why? Almost half of the population in a fairly wide age group goes through them each month. It really shouldn't be such a big deal.

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Pranav Joshi
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1 year ago

This is apt for India. As a society we have failed the women here.

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Stille20
Community Member
1 year ago

I had a partner that was super conscious of asking all the time. It was really sweet and empowering and but it did make me laugh sometimes as I was often the one who initiated... I'm like yea, I'm pretty sure I'm okay with me jumping you. Miss him.

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Susan
Community Member
1 year ago

:) Yeah.

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Kaisu
Community Member
1 year ago

I've taken that advice and it seems to be working well for me and my girlfriend

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athornedrose
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1 year ago

i feel that italian girl on a spiritual level

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S.
Community Member
1 year ago

1. Outfits with human-hand-sized pockets . . .

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Pumbaa
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1 year ago

Saying a whole sex is trash is just as stupid.

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Kathleen Barlow
Community Member
1 year ago

The other post that just got deleted said that the doctor was 'obviously a man'. I'd say that's sexist towards women. Perhaps it wasn't Bored Panda that deleted it. Perhaps that posted it realised he was actually the same type of man that this entire article is about and deleted it himself out of embarrassment?

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Kelly Hartle
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1 year ago

And as I'm going about the house getting things done, my husband hollers out from his easy chair, "Honey, could you do me a favor?"

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Colin Leetham
Community Member
1 year ago

He's not smart enough to do taxes...

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Kaisu
Community Member
1 year ago

"Men not knowing how things work be deciding that women are evil and must be punished" is such a good description of both of these phenomenon. If a woman should be convincted because of an abortion, then a man should be convicted every time he accidentally impregnates a woman who doesn't want to be pregnant. It takes two to tango.

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giovanna
Community Member
1 year ago

Please tell me there is no such thing as doritos for men. How insecure must a guy feel about his masculinity to her himself Doritoa for men?

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Pamela24
Community Member
1 year ago (edited)

Oh yes, the classic "beautiful but doesn't know it". Such a terrifying idea that a woman might be happy about her own appearance.

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wernerspenguin Report

Soupcat
Community Member
1 year ago

Ive worked in automotive repair my whole life and found that women ask more questions and listen to the answers way more than men do. Its stupid how many men feel like admitting they dont know something means they are somehow less of a man. Sucks that women get the fallout of both idiots/misogynist and guys who are too insecure to let a woman help them

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Raluca Neacsu
Community Member
1 year ago

i actually sang that LOL

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S.
Community Member
1 year ago

Every cliche romance disguised as dystopian fiction be like:

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Bettina Jansen
Community Member
1 year ago

Who doesn't own bedsheets ?

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giovanna
Community Member
1 year ago

A guy once told me, trying to sound progressive, "I agree that women should be allowed to work". Well thanks for your opinion dear, I was dying to hear it.

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Sarah Kate Lamming
Community Member
1 year ago

These are the sort of threats most of us would really like to be carried out; rather than women being threatened with rape because they stand up for something they believe in. Or being threatened because they turn down a mans unwanted advances...

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#30

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Colin Leetham
Community Member
1 year ago

I loved watching men melting down after that commercial.

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#31

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Giovanni
Community Member
1 year ago

Emotionally abusive women are as common as men, we shouldn't dismiss the victims based on gender

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Pamela24
Community Member
1 year ago

Looks like you missed a true gem.

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#33

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Dora Bedpan
Community Member
1 year ago

He just didn't want to hurt you in your face!

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Emerald Joanna
Community Member
1 year ago

I would still teach my daughter the importance of having more self worth than having sex with a baby dicked boy who drives a Honda...

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Nini Meow
Community Member
1 year ago

Creepy

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Hendra Lim
Community Member
1 year ago

as for me, both of me and the one in front me moved away to the same direction so we are still blocked, moved away again, both in the same direction again, and awkwardness ensues

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desert29rat
Community Member
1 year ago

Hahahahahaha *snort*

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#38

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Ruby
Community Member
1 year ago

Before social media I had a guy try to talk me up in a bar for some time when he realized his 'hard work' wasn't going anywhere he screamed: you're just a dumb blond with big t*ts! And stormed off. For some reason it still makes me smile.

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Lemon Garnished Potato
Community Member
1 year ago (edited)

A lot of females do. I mean, not because of a stereotype, but for things like the fact that a lot of people enjoy cooking or,,, basic survival. Men also cook. It's not just a female thing, thank you for coming to my ted talk/ramble and good night. Edit: I noticed a debate in the reply section, no I did not say females because of military service and no it is definitely not an incel thing. I said it because I'm an awkward teenager who doesn't know how to word things without getting anxious I just offended someone. So sorry about that.

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giovanna
Community Member
1 year ago

Agree

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