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Sometimes, people just don’t get along for a dozen possible reasons. But sometimes the main reason is that one person is a complete jerk and disrespects the other individual.

Case in point, some women got so fed up with some men who were acting like misogynists that they just had to turn to Twitter and write jokes about them for acting that way.

Scroll down for our collection of jokes on Twitter by women who poke fun at ‘toxic’ and misogynistic guys. Upvote your fave tweets and leave us a comment with your thoughts below. Be sure to let us know which jokes you enjoyed and why.

And if you’re still hungry for some more Bored Panda content, check out our previous articles about epic tweets by women, funny tweets by women, as well as tweets that will make feminists laugh.

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Ola Polowczyk
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Once a guy told me he doesn't like ripped jeans. "Well, don't wear them then" I said.

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According to Psychology Today, there are some traits that misogynists exhibit that can let you spot them from a mile away. For example, while at first, a guy can seem “flirtatious, exciting, fun, and charismatic,” as time goes by, he may start showing extreme swings in his personality. A bit like Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde.

Misogynists also often make promises to women that they fail to keep and lack punctuality when they do manage to keep appointments. What’s more, Psychology Today explains that being outperformed by women professionally or socially will make misogynists feel “terrible.” 

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't think smart is really a requirement for a politician nowadays, if you look at Donald Trump. You just need a lot of stupid followers

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Hypocrisy is another trait of misogynists because they will allow their male friends and colleagues to do things that they’d criticize women for doing.

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They also tend to put down women in public, steal their ideas “in professional contexts,” and even borrow money without the intention of giving it back. On dates, these ‘toxic’ guys always act the opposite of how women prefer to be treated; while in relationships they will tend to cheat on their female partners because they feel that they don’t ‘owe’ them monogamy.

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Kathy Baylis
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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I had one instructor in college that was like this. I’d make a point, with backup, and he’d just pass over it and ask if anyone else had anything to say. Nearly every time, some guy would repeat what I had said a few minutes before—-often verbatim—-and suddenly the instructor’s treating him like he’s a f*****g genius making an original point! It got predictable to the point where I’d warn the people sitting around me to watch for it to happen. Quite often they’d call both the instructor and the repeater out and say that I had already said the same thing, and I loved them for it. He hated that. I do not miss his classes.

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Karen Klinck
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In WWII, Hedi Lamar ((Well known as a 'sex kitten--and ONLY that) invented radar and the rudiments of WiFi. She was not allowed in the war conferences; she was 'too distracting'. Had to send a man in her place to get her ideas across. Hasn't changed much, has it?

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Kurtz Frausun
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I see this CONSTANTLY in the web design world. It's like women are only seen as the ones to make things pretty, when in fact, they are the ones doing the entire back end coding and making the sight brilliantly functional.

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Kathy Baylis
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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

To make things pretty, do what they’re told, get the coffee, and both set up and clean up the meeting room. But never to come up with good, solid, viable ideas. Considering that more women are getting college degrees than men these days, and getting better grades to boot, you’d think we’d get more credit. It’s better than it used to be, but it’s still far from fair and balanced.

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Ritchat
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

OMG! That happens to me all the time and on top of that they're also denying it when I point it out! AAAAH! XD

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Martata
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At work a diabetic patient was passing out from extremely low sugar levels so we told her to eat the food we got her, she didn't want to listen and kept saying no, we explained she had to or she could get into a coma, she didn't want to know, an old man sitting on the waiting area told her to eat and listen to us and she ate straight away............. A female doctor, a female practice nurse specialised on diabetes, a female receptionist experienced in diabetes all explained she had to eat otherwise she could get into a coma and she only listen when a random old man got pissed off with her stubbornness and told her to eat it and listen to us.

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Rosie Hamilton
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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not sure that's a fair example - people in that state can be very confused. It might be that she didn't want to listen to the 'experts'. It may very well be that she only listens to men of course! But still unwell.

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Ryan Osbaldeston
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not a girl but that happens to me all the time, and sometimes it is a girl who repeats what I said and everyone loves it like it was her idea. This one is more of something that just happens to introverts and the extroverts get the credit.

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LaDonna Hulcy
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've always called it "Random man syndrome" because it's true if ANY Random man says and it's now true.

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Majbritt Nielsen
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I like that thought. So now I wait for a random man to “ok” it, to back it up and take the credit. 🤣🤣🤣

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Laura Martin
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Worked in manufacturing for 30 years. Men would call in asking to speak with someone "technical". I would say, "why don't you let me know what you need first?" Literally never had a question/problem I could not answer. Lift your chin off the floor buddy...

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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I agree with this 100% percent. I am a man and I have experienced this from male and female coworkers.

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Randall Thomas
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

that happened to me (a guy) in seventh grade. Make a joke in class: silence. Cousin (also a guy) repeats same joke exactly: big laugh.

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Claire O'Brien
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At a dinner party a bf of my mate said "I mean, pff, what even IS horsepower anyway? Pfff" So I replied "Its the amount of pull a horse can exert in a straight line over a certain distance, I think." He blinked at me. Then the other man at the party said "Well, Andrew, its the amount a horse can pull in a straight line over a set distance" and the dude was all enlightened and grateful, in my head they are raucously hi-5ing while me and the two other women just looked at each other, psychically asking each other "you heard me say that, right?"

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Marie Munoz
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My ex-husband used to do that. especially when I was right.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is specifically for this situation when it is because of gender. Maybe a different word, but this is for this situation.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Repeats what tou said like he said it and everyone loves it or only listens if a man repeated what you said?

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Leigh Hogan
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In defense of "everyone" I think there's a "second thought" effect. Ideas are hard things to fully process. If an idea poses hurdles the first time around, by the second time, you'd worked through them enough that you're able to evaluate the idea. But, yeah, it'd be nice if we'd give credit where credit is due.

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danielw
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

yeah, but it's a pretty well known issue that in a workplace setting women- even experts- are ignored in favor of male proposals. I wish it weren't so.

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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Had that happen to me at work many times. My MANager would ask questions in meetings, I'd tell him the answers, HE would ignore me, and have another man CALL SOMEONE ELSE for an answer. Guess what ... And he still wouldn't pay attention to me. I heard he's still pulling the same c**p with others. Quite the learning curve with that one.

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Victoria Pitt
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This has happened to me in a professional setting countless times. It got to the point that if I wanted something accomplished I just had my male employee bring up the idea to upper management instead of trying to myself. It was sad and we laughed at it but it worked!

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So I have an idea of new word: hepeated. For when a woman suggests an idea and it's ignored, but then a guy says the same thing and everyone loves it. P.S. Let's see how it will go

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Miguel Flores
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

what kind of alternative reality this people live in? this is not a women v men issue, is who has the stronger voice and usually the best ideas. in social media also happens when a bigger account the same thing a small account wrote and gets more exposure

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

OMIGOD, I love this and I'm using it forever 'n ever more! Thank you!

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Warawk
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

that happens to men to, just check your lack of charisma. It aint about sex, not everything bad that happens to a woman is about her f*****g whole between her legs. Grow up.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You grow up. It can be about sex. This is for this specific situation. That doesn't mean it doesn't happen to men. For instance, racism is being rude to/attacking people/discriminating against another race. These can happen for a different reason, but it isn't racism then.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wow. That describes pretty much my entire working life - oh by the way, you're not allowed to stop suggesting though, 'cuz then you're not a "team player".

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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

To add some backup to this one, I was working in a group and one of my colleagues, a woman, did just that, she suggested a path forward and was ignored by the majority of the group. That is until she looked at me and asked if I liked her idea and would I suggest it? I did and everyone thought it was great idea. The even shittier part is that when they started to praise me for the idea, I said it was hers and they all just looked back at the work in front of us.

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Majbritt Nielsen
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think it was Obamas staff, were the women started to back eachother up. When Said something, the other women would either agree or repeate what one Said.

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Nancy Crocker
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Live From Here (NPR) did a skit about this very thing last weekend. I forget the name of the fake product they were 'advertising', but it altered a woman's voice to sound like a man. There was also a version that altered a man's voice to a woman's if he needed help with a flat tire, etc.

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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That sounds more like the guy farted or he pooped in his pants. Aka, hepeated. Like; “Brah, wtf stinks?” “ Ah, homedude, hepeated”...

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Renee Gauthier
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, men outnumber women in most fields. And I've even seem women take a man's word over another woman's. It depends on the person.

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This isn't gender related at all. Most people seem to need to hear things from a 3rd party before it sinks in.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm so annoyed that periods are still fairly tabu even in the western society. Why? Almost half of the population in a fairly wide age group goes through them each month. It really shouldn't be such a big deal.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I had a partner that was super conscious of asking all the time. It was really sweet and empowering and but it did make me laugh sometimes as I was often the one who initiated... I'm like yea, I'm pretty sure I'm okay with me jumping you. Miss him.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've taken that advice and it seems to be working well for me and my girlfriend

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The other post that just got deleted said that the doctor was 'obviously a man'. I'd say that's sexist towards women. Perhaps it wasn't Bored Panda that deleted it. Perhaps that posted it realised he was actually the same type of man that this entire article is about and deleted it himself out of embarrassment?

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And as I'm going about the house getting things done, my husband hollers out from his easy chair, "Honey, could you do me a favor?"

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Kaisu
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Men not knowing how things work be deciding that women are evil and must be punished" is such a good description of both of these phenomenon. If a woman should be convincted because of an abortion, then a man should be convicted every time he accidentally impregnates a woman who doesn't want to be pregnant. It takes two to tango.

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giovanna
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Please tell me there is no such thing as doritos for men. How insecure must a guy feel about his masculinity to her himself Doritoa for men?

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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh yes, the classic "beautiful but doesn't know it". Such a terrifying idea that a woman might be happy about her own appearance.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ive worked in automotive repair my whole life and found that women ask more questions and listen to the answers way more than men do. Its stupid how many men feel like admitting they dont know something means they are somehow less of a man. Sucks that women get the fallout of both idiots/misogynist and guys who are too insecure to let a woman help them

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Every cliche romance disguised as dystopian fiction be like:

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A guy once told me, trying to sound progressive, "I agree that women should be allowed to work". Well thanks for your opinion dear, I was dying to hear it.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

These are the sort of threats most of us would really like to be carried out; rather than women being threatened with rape because they stand up for something they believe in. Or being threatened because they turn down a mans unwanted advances...

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Emotionally abusive women are as common as men, we shouldn't dismiss the victims based on gender

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would still teach my daughter the importance of having more self worth than having sex with a baby dicked boy who drives a Honda...

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

as for me, both of me and the one in front me moved away to the same direction so we are still blocked, moved away again, both in the same direction again, and awkwardness ensues

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Before social media I had a guy try to talk me up in a bar for some time when he realized his 'hard work' wasn't going anywhere he screamed: you're just a dumb blond with big t*ts! And stormed off. For some reason it still makes me smile.

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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A lot of females do. I mean, not because of a stereotype, but for things like the fact that a lot of people enjoy cooking or,,, basic survival. Men also cook. It's not just a female thing, thank you for coming to my ted talk/ramble and good night. Edit: I noticed a debate in the reply section, no I did not say females because of military service and no it is definitely not an incel thing. I said it because I'm an awkward teenager who doesn't know how to word things without getting anxious I just offended someone. So sorry about that.

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