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Sometimes, people just don’t get along for a dozen possible reasons. But sometimes the main reason is that one person is a complete jerk and disrespects the other individual.

Case in point, some women got so fed up with some men who were acting like misogynists that they just had to turn to Twitter and write jokes about them for acting that way.

Scroll down for our collection of jokes on Twitter by women who poke fun at ‘toxic’ and misogynistic guys. Upvote your fave tweets and leave us a comment with your thoughts below. Be sure to let us know which jokes you enjoyed and why.

And if you’re still hungry for some more Bored Panda content, check out our previous articles about epic tweets by women, funny tweets by women, as well as tweets that will make feminists laugh.

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Ola Polowczyk
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Once a guy told me he doesn't like ripped jeans. "Well, don't wear them then" I said.

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According to Psychology Today, there are some traits that misogynists exhibit that can let you spot them from a mile away. For example, while at first, a guy can seem “flirtatious, exciting, fun, and charismatic,” as time goes by, he may start showing extreme swings in his personality. A bit like Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde.

Misogynists also often make promises to women that they fail to keep and lack punctuality when they do manage to keep appointments. What’s more, Psychology Today explains that being outperformed by women professionally or socially will make misogynists feel “terrible.” 

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't think smart is really a requirement for a politician nowadays, if you look at Donald Trump. You just need a lot of stupid followers

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Hypocrisy is another trait of misogynists because they will allow their male friends and colleagues to do things that they’d criticize women for doing.

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They also tend to put down women in public, steal their ideas “in professional contexts,” and even borrow money without the intention of giving it back. On dates, these ‘toxic’ guys always act the opposite of how women prefer to be treated; while in relationships they will tend to cheat on their female partners because they feel that they don’t ‘owe’ them monogamy.

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Kathy Baylis
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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I had one instructor in college that was like this. I’d make a point, with backup, and he’d just pass over it and ask if anyone else had anything to say. Nearly every time, some guy would repeat what I had said a few minutes before—-often verbatim—-and suddenly the instructor’s treating him like he’s a f*****g genius making an original point! It got predictable to the point where I’d warn the people sitting around me to watch for it to happen. Quite often they’d call both the instructor and the repeater out and say that I had already said the same thing, and I loved them for it. He hated that. I do not miss his classes.

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Pamela24
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm so annoyed that periods are still fairly tabu even in the western society. Why? Almost half of the population in a fairly wide age group goes through them each month. It really shouldn't be such a big deal.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I had a partner that was super conscious of asking all the time. It was really sweet and empowering and but it did make me laugh sometimes as I was often the one who initiated... I'm like yea, I'm pretty sure I'm okay with me jumping you. Miss him.

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Kaisu
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've taken that advice and it seems to be working well for me and my girlfriend

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Kathleen Barlow
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The other post that just got deleted said that the doctor was 'obviously a man'. I'd say that's sexist towards women. Perhaps it wasn't Bored Panda that deleted it. Perhaps that posted it realised he was actually the same type of man that this entire article is about and deleted it himself out of embarrassment?

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Kelly Hartle
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And as I'm going about the house getting things done, my husband hollers out from his easy chair, "Honey, could you do me a favor?"

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Kaisu
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Men not knowing how things work be deciding that women are evil and must be punished" is such a good description of both of these phenomenon. If a woman should be convincted because of an abortion, then a man should be convicted every time he accidentally impregnates a woman who doesn't want to be pregnant. It takes two to tango.

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giovanna
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Please tell me there is no such thing as doritos for men. How insecure must a guy feel about his masculinity to her himself Doritoa for men?

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Pamela24
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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh yes, the classic "beautiful but doesn't know it". Such a terrifying idea that a woman might be happy about her own appearance.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ive worked in automotive repair my whole life and found that women ask more questions and listen to the answers way more than men do. Its stupid how many men feel like admitting they dont know something means they are somehow less of a man. Sucks that women get the fallout of both idiots/misogynist and guys who are too insecure to let a woman help them

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Kathy Baylis
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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Imagine a lifetime of riding in cars with men who have unshakable confidence that they know where they’re going, get incredibly and hopelessly lost, keep driving and get even more lost, yet adamantly refuse to stop and ask directions, thereby making the trip twice as long as it should be. My mother’s life with my father (they got married in 1941).

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athornedrose
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

as i've explained multiple times, 60% of my job is convincing men I know how to do my job.

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K.
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

People, I believe she is talking about a predominant archetype. Literate members of that group make the rules and shaped the world to benefit them. For some reason, it is unfathomable that racial, ableness, health access, sexual, and gender issues can exist because they don’t see them as problems or constantly subjected to them.

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Kelly Hartle
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I used to be the staff attorney for the Bureau of Motor Vehicles, and my father used to try to argue with me about stupid stuff, like when he claimed that when he has a yield sign, it means oncoming traffic has to yield to HIM, and not believing me when I set him straight.

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Suzanne Clark
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

According to Red Green, the three hardest words for men to say: "I don't know".

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Gemma Lees
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have two degrees, I've been self-employed since I graduated in 2008. I'm a good businesswoman. Men try to go over my head (literally, I'm a foot shorter), and deal with my husband. The look of derision when he simply tells them "she's the boss" is a real picture.

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Chuck Isner
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I managed a tire dept. for Wards in the 70s. When one of my salesmen gave me notice that he was leaving, I deliberately asked the HR officer to send me some women to interview. She did, and I hired one. She was awesome. Yes, men were dubious about buying from her, but when she displayed the fact that she understood tires and was able to answer all of their questions, she almost always made the sale.

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Tara B.
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Aw. You think it’s only “straight, white men.” That’s cute. You need to get out more.

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April Marie Quinn
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh not just men on this one, I have a healthcare degree and one in computers, and had studied history before both them before switching.... but people with no background in one of those subjects will argue with me, especially the medical one, you can imagine. Yes, I went to medical school but I'm sure your aunt's best friend's cousin's chipmunk gave you better advice.....

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Bill
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is why I love Redneck women. They tend to like wrenching on cars

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How do you know he's straight and white though :) people think I look white xD and it's not like LGBT all look alike

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

and not all "white"-looking people are anglo-saxon / caucasian. There's a whole plethora of ethnicities now being (ocassionally) grouped into the definition of "white", purely on aesthetics.

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Andy boi
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wait how did sexual orientation work it’s way into this??? I’m honestly curious

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

ok, so if you're a doctor, you know more than him what's wrong with him 'cause it's your job? And he can't possibly have looked his symptoms on google and read and find the real problem, because he is the one experiencing the symptoms in his body, he knows that, while the doctor doesn't have a clue what's wrong because he/she doesn't have that knowledge and the tests didn't yield any results? And thinks he/she knows better than him 'cause a doctor knows best?

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His race is involved how? The insinuation is that white men are somehow worse than other men? There's a word for that.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

because in a huge array of situations, white men get a free pass, or at least a vastly lighter punishment. not every white man, of course, not every situation, but a whole lot of them across the board.

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I'm just a man, standing in front of gay black women, telling her I know more about the subject than her, because it's my actual job.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Every cliche romance disguised as dystopian fiction be like:

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A guy once told me, trying to sound progressive, "I agree that women should be allowed to work". Well thanks for your opinion dear, I was dying to hear it.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

These are the sort of threats most of us would really like to be carried out; rather than women being threatened with rape because they stand up for something they believe in. Or being threatened because they turn down a mans unwanted advances...

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Emotionally abusive women are as common as men, we shouldn't dismiss the victims based on gender

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would still teach my daughter the importance of having more self worth than having sex with a baby dicked boy who drives a Honda...

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

as for me, both of me and the one in front me moved away to the same direction so we are still blocked, moved away again, both in the same direction again, and awkwardness ensues

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Before social media I had a guy try to talk me up in a bar for some time when he realized his 'hard work' wasn't going anywhere he screamed: you're just a dumb blond with big t*ts! And stormed off. For some reason it still makes me smile.

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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A lot of females do. I mean, not because of a stereotype, but for things like the fact that a lot of people enjoy cooking or,,, basic survival. Men also cook. It's not just a female thing, thank you for coming to my ted talk/ramble and good night. Edit: I noticed a debate in the reply section, no I did not say females because of military service and no it is definitely not an incel thing. I said it because I'm an awkward teenager who doesn't know how to word things without getting anxious I just offended someone. So sorry about that.

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