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Stepping up gives you one sense of accomplishment, but one-upping someone who’s clearly wrong is a whole other achievement. So this post is dedicated to those who didn’t stay silent when hearing false statements, fake news, or faulty arguments, but decided to cut the BS and do everyone a public service.

Thanks to the r/CleverComebacks subreddit, a community with 830k members that’s constantly growing, we have laid out some of the most razor-sharp comebacks. Scroll down, upvote the sharpest comebacks and be sure to check out our previous post on witty comebacks.

We also spoke to Abigail Paul, an actress, standup comedian and improviser who has given seminars on incorporating theatre techniques for purposes beyond the stage to schools, businesses and organizations all over Germany since 2001. Abigail told us how to improve our comeback skills, starting from learning to be better listeners. Tune in for the interview below!

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Abigail is now busy launching a new organization for comedy and shows in Frankfurt called “English Comedy Frankfurt,” so be sure to follow her work on Twitter.

“The secret to any comeback is connection,” she said and continued: “If you are really listening (and connecting) with another person, you are taking them in fully, aware of who they are, the context in which you are dealing with this person.”

Abigail believes that we tend do this assessment unconsciously. “We aren't even always aware that we are always sizing up other people. This is too often because we are so focused on ourselves.”

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Michael Rosen is a legend. I'm so glad he lived despite having to deal with that awful experience

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There's 4.29 million people that you won't meet either, they died from Covid

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Sam Wilson
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Do you know many millions die each year from the regular flu? Did you give a s**t about them before 2019 or did you turn into a hypocrite only after 2019?

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I know several young, otherwise healthy people who had COVID. All but one of them had much worse symptoms than a typical flu case. Even what is considered a "mild" case (meaning the symptoms are not life-threatening) is awful. For example, a lot of people have anosmia that can last for months. And as the olfactory senses recover, it is common to have highly unpleasant parosmia. (If you or someone you know has COVID and has anosmia or parosmia while sick, it is important to make sure you or they eat enough. A person with COVID anosmia might find eating difficult and/or unpleasant, especially if they are also experiencing fever and fatigue, and proper nutrition is especially important when sick.)

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You Michael, just buried a COVID non believer. Thank you so much. Glad to hear you are doing better.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was f*****g rough with flu. couldn't get out of bed for about three weeks except to go to the toilet (and sometimes I was weighing up, is it worth it to go to the toilet? is it worse to get up and go there or to lie in my own piss. that's how rough I felt) it left me horribly fatigued for MONTHS after. and as a result, I DEFINITELY have respect for Covid and will take all sensible precautions I can to avoid it

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I had to look up who Spencer Morgan was. The guy never really had a chance of being a decent human given his DNA.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Flu ussually don't fill hospitals with people in life-threatening condition.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't now when Spencer Morgan wrote this (I'm assuming it was last year), but the irony of it is, that his own father, Piers Morgan caught COVID recently during the recent Euro 2020 final at Wembey Stadium. https://www.express.co.uk/celebrity-news/1474064/piers-morgan-weight-loss-covid-battle-symptoms-test-vaccine-health-update-news-gmb-ont

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Spencer go sit in the time out chair for a looonng time, please. if you wouldn’t mind.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Great comeback, aside from that, however, many of the people who had Covid 'worse than flu'...died. No one will ever meet them again.

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Not saying it didn't happen, but that's the first I've heard of covid causing brain bleeds, it's not Ebola. Could this guy have had other conditions that covid may have exacerbated?

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Emerging evidence suggests that a subset of COVID-19 patients may present with or develop cerebrovascular disease during the course of hospitalization. https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC7605899/

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“I teach the rules and principles of improvisation. We credit the improv guru Keith Johnstone with the term 'status' exercises and games, which helps us see things like status moves, and how to make a character in a scene have a higher or lower status. By working on this skill in a theatrical way, you also start to notice status 'wars' happening in real life. On the stage, it usually has the end effect of being comedic. In real life, it can go either way.”

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah-sock-it-to-em beautiful. Excellent without using any swear words!

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Abigail argues that a great comeback feels great because it was earned. “It was spontaneous. The commenter was probably really listening. It was unique to that moment, set of people, situation,” she explained.

When asked how to make sure that your comeback doesn't sound mean, Abigail warns that “a comeback is not a clapback—which is generally sarcastic, but a clapback might be fun among friends.” Moreover, “Context of situation always matters. In working on status exercises in improv, we try to get people to see that the easiest way to raise another person's status is to lower their own. We see that in standup comedy too. Usually it works best if the comic is the butt of the joke, not the audience. (There are plenty of exceptions.)”

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Keith said it all. She is the most stupid together with that tomi twit.

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According to Abigail, “You needn't be too self-effacing for a good comeback, but if it can lift other people up, it usually works well and gains the speaker a laugh and cements the bond that says, we are in this together.”

Comebacks can be a useful communication tool, but Abigail argues that excellent listening skills are the most important thing. “Paying attention, making accurate observations about the people in the room, and how they feel—these are the tools that will make a comeback really shine,” she said.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My brother said he'd never put his kids on a leash-backpack before he had kids. Well after my 2-year-old niece booked it through the Tulsa zoo and wanted to pet the animals she was on a leash before noon.

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And when it comes to getting better at listening, Abigail shared a fun game to exercise. “Have a chat with someone, but you have to start your response with the last letter of what the person has just said to you,” she said and added: “For example, if person 1 says 'what was the best part of your day'—the response must start with Y from the word day.”

“It might make for odd conversations at first, but it also forces you to really listen to the complete end of the person's sentence before you add in your own thoughts,” she concluded.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

universal health care is very good. Just Americans think ist something bad

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In a pandemic, churches are NOT essential. Isn't God supposed to be everywhere? You don't need to go to a certain place or building to worship him or pray. You can do this from the safety of your own home. God gave you a brain, use it!

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Can men haters just not exist, that's all I ask at this point. Men are being demonized just as much as straights and whites these days. It's unreal.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What is it with this Ben Shapiro dude, like every time I see his name come up on BP thread, I know he's gonna say something ridiculously stupid or offensive.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Except you can't do that with an undergraduate degree in psychology 🙃

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love how people think their boycotting something will single-handedly bring everything crashing down, when in reality they won't even show up as a statistic.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It always pays to read right through the book before you try to review it.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's amazing that people will choose to get offended because someone liked something of theirs. How low is humanity sinking this century?

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Funny how some working class fool got into the business of defending billionaires.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Does this person think that US currency dissolves in water? It can go through the laundry.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's pretentious, but who needs to be told not to sit on their phone while they're out for drinks / a meal??

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