How do you communicate when angry and displeased? Do you turn on your rage dial up a notch, or kill the problem with politeness? Now, if you are annoyed with someones driving abilities or a lack thereof? Do you choose the classical honking and swearing or do you smile and nod at the idiot?
While reckless drivers and parking violations may make you want to key their cars or smash their side view mirrors, violence here is not the answer. The right way to shame such schmucks is a passive-aggressive or downright polite post-it note pinned to their windshield - you get away without an angry confrontation or being eligible for a parking ticket yourself, and the jackass who pissed you off might find that he has some consciousness still in him. It's a win-win situation, really.
We have compiled the best and the worst cases of bad drivers being led on a guilt trip by people that just couldn't bear the dimwits anymore. Not only the notes they've left are humiliating, but they're often filled with the best puns. Now, scroll down below for your dose of some funny jokes left on windshields.
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I'm The Only Caucasian In My Part Of Town. I Found This Note On My Windshield Today
For neighbours that aren't white to give a white man 20 dollars that's unheard of where I come from
About the spelling and punctuation, not all USA citizen are equal when comes to having proper schooling. I lived in your country from 1950 to 1971, work for HEAD START, a program made be President Kennedy. This not was to help children to have breakfast, but also dto take them out of their ghettos to see the sea, the forest, the parks. We also brought the children to farms as the never went out of their ghetto in San Jose, California. We taught them also some basic skills, like colors, forms, names of vegetables and fruits(most had never seen an orange, that's in California for God's sake), so the education system is not the same for ever child in the State: some to thing about, is still the same????
Sorry about my spelling!!! I have very low vision and the writing is so blurred. Has something been done to have equal education for all, since I left the States? Also please excuse me for the spelling I don't see so well anymore.
Load More Replies...I think you did not understand the realy meaning behind the message. It is a lesson about judging people by the color of their skin.
Load More Replies...Windshield Note
People Suck At Parking. You Should Let Them Know
When You Park Like A Tool, You Make Mad
That'll Teach Me To Park In My Neighbor's Parking Spot
My Mom Found This On Her Windshield
How We Deal With Bad Parking At My Work
This Was On My Car When I Came Out The Shop, Very British Car Parking Note
Saw This On Someone's Car Today
Passive Aggressive Parking Note
The Perfect Flyers For Bad Parking Douchebaggery
Hey, I Just Met You
A Friend Came Over To Visit And Parked In One Of The Generally Empty Spots At My Building. She Came Back To Find This On Her Windshield
A Parking Poem
I Have A House Stark Sigil Sticker On The Back Of My Car
So My Coworker Came Back To This On Her Car Windshield After Our Nightshift Yesterday
I Just Watched A Girl Hit A Parked Car
Tonight I Found This Note On My Windshield
Bad Parking Flyer
Grumpy Cat Does Not Like People Parking In His Spot
Some Acquaintances Of Mine Had An Interesting Method Of Deterring Bad Parking
My Girlfriend Got An Upset Note Earlier Today Regarding Her Parking Job
I Found This On The Windshield This Morning
Jesus Tapdancing Christ!
Windshield Note
They should have use that big truck of theirs to push his car out of the way... violently.
Nice Parking
Someone Was Clearly Displeased With My Parking Job And Left This Lovely Note On My Windshield
Looks Like Society Doesn't Like Double Parking
Bad Park You
Found This On The Windshield Of A Car In The Coffee Shop Parking Lot
Saw This On Someone's Car Windshield
Someone Put This On The Windshield Of Our Electric Car
Windshield Note
Optimus Prime Disapproves
My Friend Found This On Her Windshield Earlier
To The Girls From Mass, From A Mainer Chick Who Knows Life Is Short And Doesn't Dick Around.
Parking Lot@target
Found This On My Bike. Not Sure What I Did Wrong, Tho.
I always keep an un-used lipstick in your car so that I can write a rude message on the offending vehicle. Reason: when you wipe the lipstick off it smears making a real mess. I once spoilt an expensive lipstick by leaving a rude message on a vehicle that was parked badly.
I love the sticker that says I HAVE NO RESPECT FOR THE DISABLED. I PARKED IN THEIR RESERVED PARKING SPACE. Ito a b***h to scrape it off the window.
I was outside work at shift change and a worker wiped in, because she was late, and parked so crooked I told her as she was going in..."coming to work drunk again!"
HATE a******s who can't take the time to park right. I keep a pack of these in my car, and slap them right on the door panel: http://www.doyourpark.com photo-7-58...2b738c.png
I always keep an un-used lipstick in your car so that I can write a rude message on the offending vehicle. Reason: when you wipe the lipstick off it smears making a real mess. I once spoilt an expensive lipstick by leaving a rude message on a vehicle that was parked badly.
I love the sticker that says I HAVE NO RESPECT FOR THE DISABLED. I PARKED IN THEIR RESERVED PARKING SPACE. Ito a b***h to scrape it off the window.
I was outside work at shift change and a worker wiped in, because she was late, and parked so crooked I told her as she was going in..."coming to work drunk again!"
HATE a******s who can't take the time to park right. I keep a pack of these in my car, and slap them right on the door panel: http://www.doyourpark.com photo-7-58...2b738c.png